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Stinger
11-17-2013, 10:12 AM
Nothing quite communicates the wrath of a scorned lover like the middle finger. But in Bloomfield Hills, this middle finger is loud and proud - in the form of a near 12-foot high statue one man erected next door to his ex-wife.

Alan Markovitz recently moved into the home where the statue was erected, which happens to be next to the home where his ex-wife now lives with her new lover, whom she reportedly had an affair with while being married to Markovitz.

Markovitz tells Fox 2's Randy Wimbley his plan was to get even the ex-wife's new lover, and never meant for the matter be made public. However, it soon grabbed local attention when the ex-wife's daughter posted a picture of the statue on twitter.

The installation of the statue also included a spotlight to keep the message illuminated at all hours of the day.

Markovitz owns three strip clubs in Detroit recently wrote a book about his entrepreneurship, which is reportedly being turned into a TV reality series on Cinemax.

Read more: http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/23985382/man-buys-the-house-next-to-ex-wife-erects-giant-middle-finger-statue#ixzz2kv57YI2A

KChiefer
11-17-2013, 10:14 AM
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BlackHelicopters
11-17-2013, 10:14 AM
Creative

Simply Red
11-17-2013, 10:15 AM
That's really great :clap:

Ace Gunner
11-17-2013, 10:15 AM
real men erect statues :D

Stewie
11-17-2013, 10:26 AM
Heh! That law analyst sounds like Charlie on It's Always Sunny...

Gravedigger
11-17-2013, 10:27 AM
Strip Club Mogul, once that was said a whole lot of dots started to be connected.

TribalElder
11-17-2013, 10:31 AM
Best response was
I would not do that I wouldn't spend the money and flipped the bird

TimBone
11-17-2013, 10:49 AM
Seems like a big waste of time. He said he did it to get revenge on the dude. If I was the dude, I would have just found it funny.

Dayze
11-17-2013, 10:57 AM
You said "Erect"...
http://i.usatoday.net/life/_photos/2011/07/22/Beavis-and-Butthead-to-return-in-fall-SL85IKD-x-large.jpg

OrtonsPiercedTaint
11-17-2013, 11:23 AM
Well, this is some high dollar stalking.