Football Branden Albert and Jeff Allen tops in Pro Bowl balloting... [Archive]

ThaVirus

11-20-2013, 07:23 PM

Did CP rig another voting poll that I wasn't aware of?

Check it out here:

http://www.nfl.com/probowl/story/0ap2000000285130/article/peyton-manning-no-1-in-pro-bowl-votes-with-five-weeks-left

Apparently Branden Albert received more votes than any other LT in the league. Actually, he was the highest voted offensive lineman, period. That's not so bad? Well, OK. Jeff motherfucking Allen received the second highest amount of votes for guards behind Zane Beadles LMAO

In other, less fantastic news, Jamaal is the third most-voted player in the league behind Peyton and Brees while Poe, Hali, Berry and Colquitt were top 2 based on their respective positions.

MIAdragon

11-20-2013, 07:25 PM

Wat?

TLO

11-20-2013, 07:26 PM

Cool

Mr. Laz

11-20-2013, 07:26 PM

undefeated team = all the players get votes

wink91wink

11-20-2013, 07:27 PM

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

RealSNR

11-20-2013, 07:35 PM

If Elvis Grbac can be the sexiest man alive, I don't see why Jeff Allen can't go to the Pro Bowl

DaneMcCloud

11-20-2013, 07:36 PM

Jeff Allen?

JEFF ALLEN?

The Jeff Allen that plays for the Kansas City Chiefs?

DJ's left nut

11-20-2013, 07:36 PM

Oh my god.

CP - I think this has to happen. We have to get Jeff !@#$ing Allen into the Pro Bowl.

Can we start a "I never do this, but I have a friend...." thread? The power of the planet has won park renovations and cutest baby contests, surely we can get this worthless pile of Pioli into the Pro Bowl.

salame

11-20-2013, 07:37 PM

Shit I am going to go vote for justin houston for the rest of the night

Hammock Parties

11-20-2013, 07:38 PM

Albert's having a pretty good year, but not Pro Bowl quality.

Allen is wtf

Ace Gunner

11-20-2013, 07:42 PM

testimony to the influx of NFL fan stupidity

TimBone

11-20-2013, 07:42 PM

Sherman should be in over Tolbert at FB.

Sweet Daddy Hate

11-20-2013, 07:43 PM

This o-line is perfectly fine, and can even boast Pro Bowl quality on the interior.

Which leads di-rectly to...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=10208140#post10208140

Sandy Vagina

11-20-2013, 07:44 PM

Albert's having a pretty good year, but not Pro Bowl quality.

Allen is wtf

Hate saying it, but yes THIS, lolz. :shake:

hometeam

11-20-2013, 07:44 PM

Albert I can see.

Jeff Allen?

Sweet Daddy Hate

11-20-2013, 07:45 PM

Albert I can see.

Jeff Allen?

Sir, that's Pro Bowl Allen to you.

salame

11-20-2013, 07:45 PM

I figured it out
Allen is at the very top of the page
Beadles is right below him
lololol

BlackHelicopters

11-20-2013, 07:47 PM

No KC offensive lineman is worthy of Pro Bowl consideration. Except 1.1 of course.

hometeam

11-20-2013, 07:47 PM

Sir, that's Pro Bowl Allen to you.

Cant argue with results.

of pro bowl voting.

DJ's left nut

11-20-2013, 07:48 PM

The good news is that we would never have to hear "Well Matt Cassel made a Pro Bowl" ever again.

Because there wouldn't be a more cutting response in the world than "yeah? So did Jeff Allen..."

Does anyone else think this is just a devious ploy by Elway and the Broncos to make sure we don't dump this shithead in favor of Schwartz?

Hammock Parties

11-20-2013, 07:49 PM

Actually you probably can make a case for Albert based on the fact that his PBE is way up there with the 3 best LTs in the AFC this season.

Allen, no way.

http://i.imgur.com/0DPU6fO.jpg

salame

11-20-2013, 07:50 PM

I figured it out
Allen is at the very top of the page
Beadles is right below him
lololol

ahem

patteeu

11-20-2013, 07:59 PM

Actually you probably can make a case for Albert based on the fact that his PBE is way up there with the 3 best LTs in the AFC this season.

Maybe so, but it seems like a pretty weak case, particularly since pro bowl balloting is league-wide this year, not by conference.

Eleazar

11-20-2013, 08:47 PM

Here we are talking about how everyone outside of Albert is having a poor year, and for some reason people around the league are voting for Allen? Puzzling

CoMoChief

11-20-2013, 09:26 PM

Albert is the only one worthy of PB talk.

Everyone else has sucked. Jeff Allen?

queue in "LOL Wut" pear.

DaneMcCloud

11-20-2013, 09:28 PM

Here we are talking about how everyone outside of Albert is having a poor year, and for some reason people around the league are voting for Allen? Puzzling

These results are from the fans votes only, which account for 1/3 of the overall tally.

The players and coaches votes aren't released publicly.

wazu

11-20-2013, 09:32 PM

Gotta be confused with the long time "Allen" in Dallas. This is priceless. "Jeff Johnson, the name you KNOW!"

ILChief

11-20-2013, 09:38 PM

I figured it out
Allen is at the very top of the page
Beadles is right below him
lololol

Albert would be at the top. There could be something to that. The average fan doesn't care about voting for linemen so they just click the first one on the page to get past it.

AussieChiefsFan

11-20-2013, 09:53 PM

Albert would be at the top. There could be something to that. The average fan doesn't care about voting for linemen so they just click the first one on the page to get past it.Even though you don't need to vote for every position. if this is true, then there are a lot of dumbasses out there. LMAO

Eleazar

11-20-2013, 10:04 PM

Albert is the only one worthy of PB talk.

Not even...

Iowanian

11-20-2013, 10:12 PM

That makes no sense.

Allen has been a piece of shit all season. If someone is in the backfield, they've as likely dragged their nut cup over his helmet than anyone else on the line.

ILChief

11-20-2013, 10:19 PM

Asamoah starts with an A. Where is he?

thabear04

11-20-2013, 10:22 PM

If Alberts goes into the pro bowl he will want top money to get resign and where is Justin Houston name at? Why is he not in there?

ILChief

11-20-2013, 10:26 PM

If Alberts goes into the pro bowl he will want top money to get resign and where is Justin Houston name at? Why is he not in there?

He wants top money anyway. He's getting the average of the top 5 OT's this year and that would go up 20% if we franchised him again next year. I doubt very seriously he's back next year. Either we franchise him again and trade him or we just let him go and get the 3rd round comp. pick.

patteeu

11-20-2013, 11:32 PM

Asamoah starts with an A. Where is he?

Sounds foreign.

SeeingRed

11-20-2013, 11:52 PM

Awesome

Imon Yourside

11-20-2013, 11:54 PM

Allen must have an extended family.

cosmo20002

11-21-2013, 12:56 AM

Maybe they are thinking of Jared Allen?

007

11-21-2013, 12:59 AM

Why would anyone want to vote for that POS? Even as a joke? Seriously.

AussieChiefsFan

11-21-2013, 01:20 AM

Shame they dont show us the votes for every starter for each team. Would be interesting.

Anyong Bluth

11-21-2013, 04:05 AM

I'm gonna go and vote them down simply for the fact that I'm sure a lot of guys have bonus clauses if they're named to the Pro Bowl. Just trying to save us some $$$ so we have all the cap space possible for our wizard GM.

... and, no I'm not talking about voting down our guys that deserve it like Houston, Hali, etc.
Besides, Allen- are you fucking kidding me?
I also fear what a mess our line will be next season if Albert does walk, because Fisher sure doesn't invoke confidence at assuming our LT position at this point.

BigMeatballDave

11-21-2013, 06:49 AM

Jeff Allen? LMAO Stupid fucking fans.

mdchiefsfan

11-21-2013, 07:08 AM

WhiteWhale

11-21-2013, 08:47 AM

Chiefs fans obviously spamming it.

BigCatDaddy

11-21-2013, 08:50 AM

Yeah bitches. 2 Chiefs lineman heading to the probowl. Next Alexcuse please?

CallMeSquidwad

11-21-2013, 08:59 AM

Albert's biggest struggle this year has been penalties other than that he is and has been for a few years as good of a tackle as there is outside of Cleveland. Jeff Allen isn't worthy of starting in the pro bowl lol no doubt about that, but the unrelenting scrutiny of his performance week after week on this thread is pathetic, and is possibly due to delirium built up from ski high expectations for o lineman. In 2010 we statistically had the #1 o line and yet this forum was calling for Barry Richardson's job the whole season. This is an improving o line, and Jeff Allen is an improving part of it.

RealSNR

11-21-2013, 09:38 AM

LMAO

Sweet Daddy Hate

11-21-2013, 09:39 AM

Pablo

11-21-2013, 09:41 AM

This is fantastic. Jeff Allen.

Next thing we know, Alex Smith will be in the PB.

Sweet Daddy Hate

11-21-2013, 09:44 AM

This is fantastic. Jeff Allen.

Next thing we know, Alex Smith will be in the PB.

Well, if Casshole can snake his way in there...

Oh, I'm sure there are many little Trufie's just piss-pounding away at their keyboards, both in the mid west and on the west coast in order to make the dream a reality.

Me? I voted for Geno.

11-21-2013, 11:51 AM

Asamoah starts with an A. Where is he?

Maybe the two column format, he's on the right, so the mindless innerweb drones click the top two on the left and move on.

wazu

11-21-2013, 12:03 PM

First order of business in the offseason will be to announce that the Chiefs are willing to trade their Pro-Bowl guard, Jeff Allen.

Anyong Bluth

11-21-2013, 02:43 PM

First order of business in the offseason will be to announce that the Chiefs are willing to trade their Pro-Bowl guard, Jeff Allen.

Only for a 2nd and conditional 3rd that can become a 2nd if the team that acquires him wins 8 or more games.

Sorter

11-21-2013, 02:53 PM

First order of business in the offseason will be to announce that the Chiefs are willing to trade their Pro-Bowl guard, Jeff Allen.

This.

Sweet Daddy Hate

11-21-2013, 04:44 PM

Only for a 2nd and conditional 3rd that can become a 2nd if the team that acquires him wins 8 or more games.

I don't think there's a retard alive that would take that kind of deal.

Oh...

Easy 6

11-21-2013, 04:45 PM

Further proof that they need to eliminate fan input, current coaches and players only.

Alberts been our only steady presence, but i wouldn't call it pro bowl presence.

Allen? LMAO

saphojunkie

11-21-2013, 04:47 PM

Eric Fisher might be outplaying Jeff Allen.

Eric.

Fisher.

Easy 6

11-21-2013, 04:50 PM

Jeff Allen isn't worthy of starting in the pro bowl lol no doubt about that, but the unrelenting scrutiny of his performance week after week on this thread is pathetic, and is possibly due to delirium built up from ski high expectations for o lineman. In 2010 we statistically had the #1 o line and yet this forum was calling for Barry Richardson's job the whole season. This is an improving o line, and Jeff Allen is an improving part of it.

In fairness to him, he's a weak link in string of weak links, he'd look atleast a little better if everyone around him besides Albert wasn't so pathetic.

An improving line? LMAO... are you watching actual games or talking about Madden 2013? Because this line is actually getting worse as we go, not better.

They don't do a single ****ing thing well, nothing.

Eleazar

11-21-2013, 04:55 PM

Albert has been pretty average, which is what I think he is. A league average left tackle.

With a line that has chumps lining up at the 3 interior line positions and a rookie at the other tackle spot, why as a defensive coordinator would you attack Albert? His numbers are probably being inflated by the rest of the line being bad.

ThaVirus

11-21-2013, 04:58 PM

An improving line? LMAO... are you watching actual games or talking about Madden 2013? Because this line is actually getting worse as we go, not better.

I didn't think to mention it because it means nothing, but since you brought it up..

Asamoah's overall rating in Madden has actually gone up since the game first came out in August. He's been bumped up to 90 from an 88. Kind of shocking.

Easy 6

11-21-2013, 05:22 PM

I didn't think to mention it because it means nothing, but since you brought it up..

Asamoah's overall rating in Madden has actually gone up since the game first came out in August. He's been bumped up to 90 from an 88. Kind of shocking.

Its crazy that he even got an 88, he maybe, might deserve that as a pass blocker... but in the run he's just as bad as any of them.

I'd put him at an overall of 83.

ILChief

11-21-2013, 07:18 PM

Further proof that they need to eliminate fan input, current coaches and players only.

Alberts been our only steady presence, but i wouldn't call it pro bowl presence.

Allen? LMAO

Albert has been good enough to get an a added to his name apparently

ThaVirus

11-21-2013, 07:27 PM

Its crazy that he even got an 88, he maybe, might deserve that as a pass blocker... but in the run he's just as bad as any of them.

I'd put him at an overall of 83.

I've always liked Big Jon.

He's basically covered on both sides by two rookies given Hudson's limited experience. That's got to make your job tough.