Chiefs Late Night fun: Our last playoff win...let's laugh at misfortune... [Archive]

Chiefs Pantalones

11-30-2013, 01:45 AM

I just wanna win a playoff game this year. Since our last one I've graduated junior high, high school, college, gotten married and now expecting our first child. Things that we're/weren't going on then? Cell phones weren't main stream, Whitney Houston wasn't high (that we know of), Bobby Brown was humping around, Ace of Base was kinda cool, Sonic the hedge hog was not just a video game but a cartoon, Michael Jackson was white but not yet clear and noticeably falling apart, tight rolling jeans was just going out of style, etc. Feel free to share and continue. My parents always taught me to laugh at misfortune but then clean up your mess.

Hammock Parties

11-30-2013, 01:50 AM

since our last playoff win i gained 100+ lbs and lost 100+ lbs

Chiefs Pantalones

11-30-2013, 01:50 AM

Jared from Subway was still fat, MTV played music, saving the planet was just for hippies...

Chiefs Pantalones

11-30-2013, 01:53 AM

since our last playoff win i gained 100+ lbs and lost 100+ lbs

Lol congrats on that. The Chiefs will do that to you.

Wyndex

11-30-2013, 02:23 AM

I was 4 when we won our last playoff game, so there's that

Discuss Thrower

11-30-2013, 02:28 AM

I don't mind that I'm already an asshole, so I'm going ahead and saying

Q (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=250746&)

Chiefs Pantalones

11-30-2013, 02:31 AM

I was 4 when we won our last playoff game, so there's that

Damn. I was in 6th grade.

Chiefs Pantalones

11-30-2013, 02:31 AM

I don't mind that I'm already an asshole, so I'm going ahead and saying

Q

No shit?

Discuss Thrower

11-30-2013, 02:34 AM

No shit?

Yes. The thread title was something like 'life events since the last Chiefs' playoff win". It got posted, if I recall correctly, the summer before the 2012 season kicked off -if not well earlier-.

Chiefs Pantalones

11-30-2013, 02:35 AM

Yes. The thread title was something like 'life events since the last Chiefs' playoff win". It got posted, if I recall correctly, the summer before the 2012 season kicked off -if not well earlier-.

Oh snap.

Discuss Thrower

11-30-2013, 02:43 AM

Tadao, how you like me now? (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=250746&)

Chiefs Pantalones

11-30-2013, 02:48 AM

Tadao, how you like me now? (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=250746&)

Well ain't that some shit.

007

11-30-2013, 03:21 AM

Since that last playoff win, I have worked for 8 different employers (mostly because of downsizing).
Had 4 children.
Went back to school for electronics training.
Tripled my salary.
Found this awesome message board full of idiots that like the same NFL team I do.

Titty Meat

11-30-2013, 03:30 AM

Since the chiefs last playoff win:

I was in 2nd grade
There was a thread made about this already

CrazyPhuD

11-30-2013, 04:04 AM

Since our last playoff win the Red Sox have won three World Series and the White Sox one.....

007

11-30-2013, 04:20 AM

Since our last playoff win the Red Sox have won three World Series and the White Sox one.....

Lets hope that when we finally sniff a superbowl win we can go on a tear too.

R8RFAN

11-30-2013, 05:08 AM

Epic Thread LMAO

Phobia

11-30-2013, 05:13 AM

Since our last playoff win:

Bengals mistaken stat stricken
The Cardinals have lost a SuperBowl by 4 points.
A franchise that did not exist, the Ravens has won 2 SuperBowls.
The Browns have won a playoff game.
The Seahawks, a franchise which used to be in our division has changed conferences and had a SB appearance.
The Patriots, former laughingstock of the league has become a dynasty team.
The Steelers have been to four SuperBowls and won twice.
The Saints who had never even been to a SuperBowl have been, won, and also won 4 playoff games in the process.
On a personal level, I've had 5 kids, been married twice, and spent over $100k on attorneys.

Chiefs Pantalones

11-30-2013, 05:17 AM

Since our last playoff win:

The Bengals have been to the SuperBowl twice.
The Cardinals have lost a SuperBowl by 4 points.
A franchise that did not exist, the Ravens has won 2 SuperBowls.
The Browns have won a playoff game.
The Seahawks, a franchise which used to be in our division has changed conferences and had a SB appearance.
The Patriots, former laughingstock of the league has become a dynasty team.
The Steelers have been to four SuperBowls and won twice.
The Saints who had never even been to a SuperBowl have been, won, and also won 4 playoff games in the process.
On a personal level, I've had 5 kids, been married twice, and spent over $100k on attorneys.

Probably the down point for me was when the Seahawks and Rams went to the Super Bowl (Rams winning one of two). Talk about a kick in the nuts. And like you mentioned, the freaking Pats. They can luck into a HOF QB and some Super Bowl wins but nope, not us LMAO.

Chiefs Pantalones

11-30-2013, 05:23 AM

The Jags have won some playoff games, the Panthers as well, and have been to a Super Bowl. Both became franchises in 95 IIRC. The Texans (forming in 02) have won a playoff game as well. Fuck me.

Phobia

11-30-2013, 05:32 AM

The Chargers and Raiders have both won 5 playoff games since the Chiefs last won one.

007

11-30-2013, 05:37 AM

Since our last playoff win:

The Bengals have been to the SuperBowl twice.
The Cardinals have lost a SuperBowl by 4 points.
A franchise that did not exist, the Ravens has won 2 SuperBowls.
The Browns have won a playoff game.
The Seahawks, a franchise which used to be in our division has changed conferences and had a SB appearance.
The Patriots, former laughingstock of the league has become a dynasty team.
The Steelers have been to four SuperBowls and won twice.
The Saints who had never even been to a SuperBowl have been, won, and also won 4 playoff games in the process.
On a personal level, I've had 5 kids, been married twice, and spent over $100k on attorneys.
:spock:

Are you going back to our superbowl win or something?

Phobia

11-30-2013, 05:45 AM

:spock:

Are you going back to our superbowl win or something?

You're right. The Bengals appeared in the SuperBowl in 82 and 89. I lost a decade somewhere along the way.

Chiefs Pantalones

11-30-2013, 05:59 AM

IIRC, gas prices were in the 60 cent per gallon range.

R8RFAN

11-30-2013, 06:06 AM

The Chargers and Raiders have both won 5 playoff games since the Chiefs last won one. :clap:

OrtonsPiercedTaint

11-30-2013, 06:08 AM

Don't give up
Die with your zubaz on

Chiefs Pantalones

11-30-2013, 06:11 AM

Osama Bin Laden was cool with America.

Chiefs Pantalones

11-30-2013, 06:14 AM

Anne Heche was straight...then gay...then straight again by 94.

007

11-30-2013, 06:16 AM

Anne Heche was straight...then gay...then straight again by 94.

Guess guest starring with Harrison Ford does that to a girl.

Chiefs Pantalones

11-30-2013, 06:18 AM

Guess guest starring with Harrison Ford does that to a girl.

Lol. Tom Cruise was only half taken over by aliens then that we know of.

Chiefs Pantalones

11-30-2013, 06:21 AM

Magic Johnson had AIDS then.

007

11-30-2013, 06:23 AM

Michael Jordan retired, played baseball with the White Sox, then unretired and won three more championships.

Chiefs Pantalones

11-30-2013, 06:28 AM

Maybe we should get AIDS.

Chiefs Pantalones

11-30-2013, 06:39 AM

R8ers was in debt.

Phobia

11-30-2013, 06:41 AM

:clap:

Honestly, I'd rather have never won a playoff game at all than show up for the SuperBowl to have my QB throw 3 TD passes... to the other team and 5 INT's overall. Isn't 5 TD passes some kind of SB record? The raiders let the hapless Buccs win a SuperBowl. I'm almost certain the 8-8 Chiefs wouldn't have even had it pushed in like that.

R8RFAN

11-30-2013, 07:53 AM

Honestly, I'd rather have never won a playoff game at all than show up for the SuperBowl to have my QB throw 3 TD passes... to the other team and 5 INT's overall. Isn't 5 TD passes some kind of SB record? The raiders let the hapless Buccs win a SuperBowl. I'm almost certain the 8-8 Chiefs wouldn't have even had it pushed in like that.

Liar.... :LOL:

R8RFAN

11-30-2013, 07:54 AM

R8ers was in debt.

You are right...

Simply Red

11-30-2013, 07:59 AM

Ace of Base were never cool.

Simply Red

11-30-2013, 08:01 AM

IIRC, gas prices were in the 60 cent per gallon range.

this is no joke - I remember seeing .49 per gallon in 1993.

whoman69

11-30-2013, 08:31 AM

this is no joke - I remember seeing .49 per gallon in 1993.

I miss those days of filling the tank for $10

chiefzilla1501

11-30-2013, 09:10 AM

R8RFAN

11-30-2013, 10:08 AM

I don't care how good your record is as long as you don't win a playoff game.... I want the streak to continue

chiefzilla1501

11-30-2013, 10:26 AM

Ace of Base were never cool.

Maybe if you open up your eyes, you'll see

texaschiefsfan

11-30-2013, 10:36 AM

OJ had not yet gone OJ.

WhawhaWhat

11-30-2013, 12:32 PM

Aladdin was the #1 movie for that weekend.

Deberg_1990

11-30-2013, 02:01 PM

George Lucas, Metallica, Wal Mart and Microsoft were all still cool. Apple was nearly dead.

BlackHelicopters

11-30-2013, 02:52 PM

Eric Fisher happened

Titty Meat

11-30-2013, 02:53 PM

Greg louganus went from straight to gay

R8RFAN

11-30-2013, 03:18 PM

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R8RFAN

11-30-2013, 03:22 PM

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11-30-2013, 03:25 PM

Since our last playoff win against the Oilers, Houston has lost a franchise, regained one, and on top of that: has won two playoff games.

Dayze

11-30-2013, 07:33 PM

I've graduated High school
Enlisted in the Navy
completed my service.
married
had 3 houses

........

TEX

11-30-2013, 07:33 PM

I was at the Chiefs last playoff win in the Dome...What a game! That was half my lifetime ago. LOL!

rolltide2014

11-30-2013, 07:47 PM

I was a year and 10 days old...these are virtually the only Chiefs I have ever known

A Salt Weapon

11-30-2013, 08:03 PM

I was twelve years old trying to cop a feel on the babysitter. Now I'm older but still trying to cop a feel on the babysitter.

Hammock Parties

11-30-2013, 08:04 PM

The last time we won a playoff game I was a Jehovah's Witness.

Hydrae

11-30-2013, 08:14 PM

My youngest son was born, graduated high school, has a job, and just bought his first car.

mlyonsd

11-30-2013, 09:54 PM

I was on vacation skiing at the time so I set the VCR. On the wrong channel.

Since then I built the house we're now living in.
My daughter graduated from college, had twin girls that are now 11.
Our son was born in 95 and now is a freshman in college.

teedubya

11-30-2013, 09:59 PM

Oprah was fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny.

InChiefsHeaven

11-30-2013, 10:56 PM

That was the year my son was born...since then he became a goddam Donkey fan and joined the fucking Marines...we need to win a goddam playoff game...

|Zach|

11-30-2013, 10:56 PM

Houston Oilers game?

I was there.

InChiefsHeaven

11-30-2013, 10:57 PM

The last time we won a playoff game I was a Jehovah's Witness.

Well...at least that's over with...

Backwards Masking

12-01-2013, 08:51 AM

Since our last one I've graduated junior high, high school, college, gotten married and now expecting our first child.

junior high - cool
high school - cool
college - cool
married - not cool
1st child - stupid stupid stupid

/ Al Bundy