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Mr_Tomahawk

12-03-2013, 09:31 PM

Pretty straight forward question...

Who sells the best Chocolate Chip Cookies?

They must be bought...why? Because if I am close to the bakery location, I am going to give them a try.

I am a chocolate chip cookie nut. For my birthday, I ask for a plate of a variety of chocolate chip cookies in lieu of a cake. I am lead a pretty healthy diet...no fast-food, no pop, minimal froze dinners/pizza...lots of fresh veggies and white meat. But if there is a plate of freshly baked, ooey gooey, chocolate chip cookies...I am like Santa Clause on xmas eve and wont leave you shit.

So...who sells the best Chocolate Chip Cookie?

Demonpenz

12-03-2013, 09:31 PM

Hy-Vee are off the chain.

Mr_Tomahawk

12-03-2013, 09:32 PM

Hy-Vee are off the chain.

....dude.

Hammock Parties

12-03-2013, 09:35 PM

If you ever visit KC you gotta hit up the classic cookie.

http://www.theclassiccookie.com/

Mr_Tomahawk

12-03-2013, 09:36 PM

If you ever visit KC you gotta hit up the classic cookie.

http://www.theclassiccookie.com/

Ever been...or did you just find it online?

Hammock Parties

12-03-2013, 09:37 PM

Ever been...or did you just find it online?

I went there for the first time last week. It's amazing, great breakfast place too.

Strongside

12-03-2013, 09:39 PM

Bloom baking co. In city market...YJ's snack bar in crossroads is a close second.

Mr_Tomahawk

12-03-2013, 09:42 PM

One of my favorite things in life is...

Waking up early on a Sunday morning before the wife and kids wake up. Brew a fresh cup of coffee [black]. Grab a homemade chocolate chip cookie. Head to 'my' chair, sit down and kick my feet up. Turn ESPN on in the background...volume down. Take that chocolate chip cookie carefully place it on top of my steaming hot coffee mug. Give it about a solid minute or two...remove the cookie and you will have a warm soft cookie that taste like it just came out of the oven. God Damn life is good when you bite into that cookie.

Hammock Parties

12-03-2013, 09:45 PM

Eleazar

12-03-2013, 09:49 PM

Sweet Martha's

cosmo20002

12-03-2013, 10:03 PM

http://uhaweb.hartford.edu/MIKELL/chips.jpg

ping2000

12-03-2013, 10:05 PM

http://uhaweb.hartford.edu/MIKELL/chips.jpg

Reported.

HoneyBadger

12-03-2013, 10:28 PM

One of my favorite rituals is cookies and milk + chiefsplanet before bed.

You must always be going to bed...

Hammock Parties

12-03-2013, 10:34 PM

You must always be going to bed...

If I ever get cancer, I'm going to spend my last days eating cookies, drinking milk, posting on the Planet and going to bed.

KChiefer

12-03-2013, 10:39 PM

One of my favorite rituals is cookies and milk + chiefsplanet before bed.

Once, I was going to bed with some CC cookies and milk and my cat hops on the bed. So I'm eating cookies and petting my cat, life is grand. I finish my cookie and see I have chocolate on my finger. I lick it off, but it wasn't chocolate...it was one of my cat's eye-boogers! :Lin:

Dartgod

12-03-2013, 10:54 PM

Blue Chip Cookies.

http://www.bluechipcookiesdirect.com/

:drool:

RealSNR

12-03-2013, 11:06 PM

Ever try eating a chocolate chip cookie with Tyler Bray's semen?

Mr. Flopnuts

12-03-2013, 11:28 PM

Ever try eating a chocolate chip cookie with Tyler Bray's semen?

Alex Smith's is better. Why? Glad you asked...

Let me give you guys some insight on Alex from someone who has watched every snap he has taken in his career since I haven't missed a snap of a 49ers game since 1990.

First Ill say that Alex is a far better option than Montana at the end of his career, or Bono or Grbac. Montana had already lost the just adequate arm strength he had in his prime due to the elbow injuries. Bono was always just a middle of the pack QB and Grbac was never a legitimate starter to begin with he had great deep touch but that was it.

If you want to Compare a former 49ers to Chiefs QB It would have to be Steve Deberg (even though I think Smiths ability is much greater) Deberg was a young QB with the 9ers but was ushered out of town because in Bill Walshs own words he wanted Joe to take Control of the team and that couldnt happen as long as there was another young talented QB with more exp on the roster. Bill just wanted his guy in there. The story came out this week that Jim Harbaugh told his father that Kaep was his favorite player in that draft..... He was going to get His guy in no matter what. It has nothing to Do with Smiths ability It was about Kaeps super ability and the prize pupil of a QB guru who wants to change the NFL. personally I think Smith play and the fact that the 9ers were looking like superbowl favorites only pushed him to make the switch earlier before management and the fan base wouldnt let him anymore.
The Physical comparisons between Cassel and Smith are not even in the same ball park. There is this thought that is being spread around that Alex has a noodle arm which is totally false. I think it mainly comes from the fact that people hear he is a Game manager (also completely false but ill get to that later) and he was replaced by a QB with a stronger arm. The fact is that Kaep has John Elway, Brett Favre type arm strength and just because Alex doesn't throw as hard as that doesn't mean he has a weak arm. Id venture to say its still in the top 1/3 of the NFL. Where as Cassel is easily in the bottom 1/3. As far as running ability goes just watch the two play and you will see a vast difference. Arm strength in general to me is the most overrated aspect of QB play, Joe Montana, Peyton Manning, Drew Brees, Tom Brady,and Steve Young off the top of my head all just have or had Adequate arm strength. The catch here though is that even though in real life accuracy and smarts are more important than arm strength there is a minimum threshold to truly be effective, you have to be able to throw skinny posts and deep out patterns to keep the defense honest. I believe that Smith is some distance above that threshold (Scouts agree with me thus the 1st round selection) also he makes thees throws on a consistant basis and Cassel is below it. He just cant make every throw that needs to be made consistantly and so he must be protected by the scheme. Ill also mention that Smith is considered to be one of the smartest and most accurate QBs in the NFL Cassel is at least not nearly as accurate.

Just briefly another Smith myth is that his small hands are troublesome and the cause for so many fumbles the media got hold of this and ran with it (tony kornheiser to this day still call him ol small hands) when the truth is this his hands measure at 9.375 inches which is pretty average for an NFL QB and Colin Kaepernick for instance is smaller at 9.25. Since the early part of his career he has learned how to take care of the ball not only when throwing but also in the pocket he has been pretty amazing at not fumbling in the last 4 years for instance he has been sacked 115 times ( the 9ers O-line is all world at run blocking but just average at best pass blocking) and has only fumbled 17 times! thats thats not lost fumbles its all fumbles including in flubbed QB center exchanges. Harbaugh even commented on it several times how remarkable it is that he has such a grip on the ball in the pocket and how even when defenders get their hand right on the ball they cant rip it away.

Everyone knows that Smith didnt exactly have the best circumstances early in his career but most fail to see the extent of those

2005 His Rookie season He is 21 years old and the youngest to ever play QB in the NFL due to the fact that he graduated with an Econ degree in just 2 years. Because he already had his degree the NFL waived their normal rule that a player must be at least 3 years removed from their HS class to enter the draft. The best WRs on the team were Brandon LLoyd (5 years before he ever did anything decent in the league) and Anaz Battle lol. As far as the OC it was McCarthy who is obviously very good but Alex had him at the wrong time in his career. when you consider he was trying to learn a very complex offense when he had never taken a snap under center in college playing exclusively in the spread for Myers Utes. The result a Rate of 40.8.......gag..... obviously terrible people are already calling him a bust he should have never played this season, but there's pressure to play your #1 overall pick no matter the situation.

2006 McCarthy got the Packers job and the 9ers made a good hire in Turner he isnt a QB guru like someone on this forum stated he is more of a RB guru if anything but he is one of the worlds best play callers none the less. Alex had to start over learning NFL offense because turner runs coryell system compared to the WCO system McCarthy does totally different style and all new terminology. But by the end of the season Alex was showing lots of progress Turner bragged about him constantly and a couple times called him the best deep ball thrower he has ever worked with. Many were predicting big things for him in the future. His top WRs for the 06 year were Antonio Bryant and Anaz Battle lol. the result a rate of 74.8 considering what he had to work with and how much he had to learn and how he played near the end of the season it was pretty successful

2007 The first year of big expectations Pundits everywhere were picking the 9ers to have a big season Norv turner left to coach SD "Go ****your self San Diego"-Ron Burgandy and Mike Nolan made the decision that imo killed his job when he hired Jim Hostler as the OC he was the worst OC I had ever seen. He really hadnt a clue how to call a game or even how to layer routes in the passing game. Every play was all deep or all short and the next time that "hot routes" will be introduced while Alex is QB is when Harbaugh is hired. In 07 season 4 different QBs play none of them break 250 pass yards the high water mark is 237 yard in an OT win vs the Cards. 14of17 games they failed to reach even 200 yards passing and 4 times they failed to reach 100 yards passing

The big story this season though is the shoulder injury. On the third play from scrimmage in the 4th game Rocky Bernard sacks Alex and Alex suffers a grade 3 separation of his shoulder he sits out the rest of this game and the next two games. The 9ers with their new high expectations are suddenly now 2-4 and Nolan pulls the ultimate weasel cop out job ever and blames his injured QB for their piss poor record saying in the media in different words that Alex wasnt tough enough, and called his leadership into question Alex still being young and the opposite of a me first player tried to play the next 4 games with a severely separated throwing shoulder. His gift of accuracy was totally wiped out. He was terrible and understandably so, they lost all four games and at that time the season was lost at 2-8 so the team and Alex finally decided to shut it down for the season. He has surgery on the shoulder and the Bust label was cemented in most fans eyes during this disappointing season its just too bad that more fans dont look beyond the surface. The best WRs in the 07 season were Arnaz Battle who led the team with 600 yards and Darrell Jackson both of whom would have struggled to be a WR4 on another team. They combined for 548 yards for the rest of their career lol the result a rate of 57.2 The combination of terrible coaching, terrible WR talent and a severely separated shoulder explain his terrible season and this 07 and his rookie 05 season are why its silly to compare his career stats vs other QBs

2008 Nolan realized he need an actual NFL Offense so he hires Mike Martz which was a pretty good move IMO considering Nolan new nothing about Offense and left it up to Martz. In training camp there is a there is a 3 way battle for the top spot JT O Sullivan wins it further cementing the bust label. Most fans thought this was because Alex wasnt talented enough or that JTO won the competition because of his knowledge of the Martz system, but Martz has said since then in interviews that he could tell that Alex still wasnt healthy and not as accurate as he needed to be, and that he wished he could have had a healthy Alex to work with. Smith had surgery a second time on his shoulder before the season and sits out the entire year rehabbing. The team under achieves drastically again and Nolan is fired Singletary takes over and decides that he wants to run an exclusively smash mouth offense. He doesnt want to hear from Martz about needing a QB that can make all the throws because he was going to roll with Hill. Hill was 5-3 after taking over like that was a great accomplishment, so he cans Martz.

2009 9er fans are stuck again with a HC that knows absolutely nothing about offense and he is the one selecting the OC (sigh) HE hires Jimmy Raye who started coaching when players still wore leather helmets. Sing Interviewed many qualified candidates including Linehan, Chudzinski, and Hue Jackson but they all literally ran out of the building when sing told them that their plan was to run power as our 1st 2nd and 3rd option and they only pass if they need to. Raye was too old and feeble to get away so he had to take the job. Linehan even took the same job with the lowly ( at the time ) lions after turning down Sing. The offense under Raye was very predictable and very out dated, the passing routes were from another era, very simple and unimaginative. and they tried to run power on virtually every play even with a light OL. After starting the season 3-3 Raye was able to convince Sing that a QB with a stronger arm than Hill was needed to loosen up the D for the run game. So Alex was reinserted into the starting line up. SF fans were beside themselves saying they couldnt believe the great bust was getting another chance. And Im thinking what chance exactly did he have before to be successful? his second season when he played reasonably well? The top WRs for the 09 season are the rookie Michael Crabtree who led the WRs with 625 yards despite having no training camp or preseason and holding out for the first 5 games. Its unlikely that they even got toplay catch many time together before they were in the games together. And Joshua Morgan who was a WR4 this year in Was. The result a rate of 81.5 a nice improvement and pretty decent considering the lack of overall talent to throw to and the fact he had to shake off nearly two years of rust after 2 shoulder surgeries.

2010 expectations part duex. Again the 9ers are supposed to be a pretty competitive team and challenge fo a playoff spot. there is even some renewed hope in Alex by the skeptical fans. For the first time in his career Alex will not have to learn a new offense in the off season because SF will have the same OC. Its just too bad that OC was an ancient man running an ancient scheme backed by a HC that has an ancient ideal of Offense. Raye makes it only thru the 3rd game of the season before he is fired and former QB coach Mike Johnson is hired to take his place. after Raye was fired there were reports that surfaced from players that opposing defenders would literally repeatedly call out every play the offense had called and this happened on several occasions. Also it was said by anyone that watched the game film that literally 90% or better of the 9er run plays followed right behind rookie G Mike Iupati. There was also an issue during this season with an injury to Smiths non throwing shoulder allowing Troy Smith playing time. When the backup QB came in and had a couple big games on teams with no film against him by chucking wounded ducks deep all over the field Sing wasnt Knowledgeable enough to realize that wasnt sustainable and it took 6 games for Sing to have enough of that ridiculous experiment. Had Alex started some of those games its the feeling of many that that the 9ers would have made the playoffs that year and Sing could have kept his job ( thank god he didnt) when Alex did finally get his job back and Johnson had some time to form a real offensive plan of attack it was then contrary to popular belief that his play and stats started going thru the roof. For the first time since he was a 22 year old second year QB there was some talent and a real offensive philosophy around him.

2011 at the end of the 2010 season Alex was a free agent and after the way he had been disrespected by fans and management he literally laughed at a reporter that asked him if he would consider coming back, not being snarky just really amused someone would ask him that question. then Jim Harbaugh was hired Jim didnt have a QB on the roster and he viewed Alex as the best option of all the available talent Harbaugh pushed hard and was able to convince Alex to stay because deep down he wanted to be successful here and show everyone what he could be. They gave him a play book during the lock out and even though he wasnt under contract he personally reached out to the whole team and organized/conducted what the media called camp Alex. He had an excellent season the result a rate of 90.7 which is even more impressive because he yet again still didnt have top notch WR talent Crabtree is a borderline 1 but the niners second most yards by a WR was Kyle Williams with 241 still somehow he managed a shoot out victory vs the saints in the playoffs. Some critics like to point out that he didnt have a big game against the Giants but if you watch that game you know it was a windy miserable mess and Eli who gets credit for winning didnt play that much better and he had 3 fantastic WRs when Alex had Brett Swain as a starter lol.

2012 It begins with Peytongate When I think back on it now I wonder if the fact that Peyton could easily be ushered out even from a successful team because of his age when Kaep was ready had much to do with the whole secret private meeting. But beyond that word came that Alex was working on his mechanics with Tom House who was famous for working with Drew Brees. According to Alex there were some mechanical issues dating all the way back to 2007 when he tried to throw with a badly injured shoulder. and in camp he was pretty phenomenal according to reports that said repeatedly that there was NO question who the best QB was there was also excitement because Alex would finally again get to use the same playbook as the season before. they also addes more WR options to go with Crabtree they had Manningham and Moss no where near the best in the league but by far the best group he has ever had to work with. The results fantastic a rate of 104.1 Also take note that the 2 worst by far games of the 8 game season came after a finger injury on his throwing hand with out those two poor games his #s would have been astronomical.

Another Smith myth is that he has reached his talent cap excluding the 2007 season with the shoulder injury this is the ratings of all the seasons of his career in order 40.8, 74.8, 81.5, 82.1, 90.7, 104.1 ..... notice that it goes up each year? he is just 29 next year the best years for QBs are generally in their early 30s

Last Smith myth is that he is just a game manager. He has all the intelligence and the physical ability to put up huge #s as a QB but since his first day in the league he has only played for conservative run first coaches. this is even true about Harbaugh you just dont put up big passing numbers in his offense Kaep doesnt and wont either its still very much run first and sit on leads type of O so the efficiency numbers are all you can go by and figure they would likely translate if he just threw more often and those are off the chart good. also earlier in his career part of the struggles he had were because of being reigned in it wasnt something he was used to after playing in the spread in college he always looked great when the offense was opened up in more desperate situations because he was just more comfortable that way Andy Reid saw this first hand twice. One more point is that when the the game manager tag first became the in thing to call him last year in 2010 he was second in the league in 4thqtr comebacks and game winning drives only behind Eli

Mr_Tomahawk

12-04-2013, 06:46 AM

Blue Chip Cookies.

http://www.bluechipcookiesdirect.com/

:drool:

niiiiiiiice.

And there is one in Leawood...

Dave Lane

12-04-2013, 07:06 AM

If you ever visit KC you gotta hit up the classic cookie.

http://www.theclassiccookie.com/

He speaks truth. Too many stops there over the years. The staff is usually pretty fun too boot.

Dave Lane

12-04-2013, 07:08 AM

Alex Smith's is better. Why? Glad you asked...

Don't ever post that drivel again :) JFC that's half the reason I can't stand Alex, his fucking fan club.

Dave Lane

12-04-2013, 07:10 AM

Bloom baking co. In city market...YJ's snack bar in crossroads is a close second.

YJs is a fun as hell place and the cookie lady is nice but no way it's close to the classic cookie.

Mr. Flopnuts

12-04-2013, 07:32 AM

Don't ever post that drivel again :) JFC that's half the reason I can't stand Alex, his fucking fan club.

Ha! You would've loved the thread I was posting that in last night. ROFL

Rukdafaidas

12-04-2013, 07:39 AM

In58men

12-04-2013, 07:47 AM

Albertsons has the best IMO

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/04/qyvytu7e.jpg

Mr_Tomahawk

12-04-2013, 08:05 AM

Go to your local Doubletree Hotel and see if they will sell you some. They're the best damn cookies I've ever tasted. They make it worth staying at Doubletree.
Or, you can apparently buy them online at:
http://www.christiecookies.com/products/doubletree.html

My boss knows I am a chocoholic and brought me a tin full of their cookies for my birthday...

REALLY good. :thumb:

DMAC

12-04-2013, 08:06 AM

http://www.chicagocookiestore.com/products/matts-chocolate-chip-cookies.jpg

NewChief

12-04-2013, 08:16 AM

While they don't sell any plain chocolate chip cookies, I think that Momofuku Milk Bar probably makes the best cookies in the world. Not sure that they're as good when they're shipped, but they are insane straight from the store:

http://milkbarstore.com/main/corporate-bulk-holiday-gift-guide/

I've had the compost cookies, corn cookies (personal favorite), and cornflake chocolate chip. All are amazing. Like... crazy amazing.

NewChief

12-04-2013, 08:21 AM

Oh. And if you want to kick your own chocolate chip cookies up a notch, try this browned butter and sea salt chocolate chip cookie recipe. I've taken it to parties, and people go apeshit for it.

http://bakingthegoods.com/2013/05/09/game-changer-brown-butter-chocolate-chip-cookies-with-sea-salt/

Dayze

12-04-2013, 08:26 AM

actually, I'm a fan of my wife's cookies (NTTAWWT). She has nailed it over the last few years. Peanut butter cookies too.

though...it took her MANY tries to do so lol. There were a few batches over the years that left me "Nah honey....no no. I think they're good. Really". but she knew I was only being nice.

Dayze

12-04-2013, 08:28 AM

Mr_Tomahawk

12-04-2013, 08:52 AM

They used to make these fresh at my high school. 99% of the time you'd get a bag of them that was just out of the oven; hot. would have to eat them with a fork almost.
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSudGBTZBhKayLn26pYQQ87y0C2sMOO19o541ZAuYpf1Nzvdg34

/THREAD

Junior High. Best. Cookies. Ever.

I swear those things were just hot buttery chunks of dough sold in bags.

...EVERYONE loved those cookies.

loochy

12-04-2013, 09:05 AM

Aldi cookies ftw

http://www.discounter-preisvergleich.de/bilder/produkte/1148/1148_2008-11-09-15-40-59.jpg

Nzoner

12-04-2013, 09:13 AM

I'm not saying the best by any means but I found these at the store the other night and if you're ever at home and get that craving pop one in the toaster and not bad.

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/03/80/00/42/0003800042551_500X500.jpg

Titty Meat

12-04-2013, 09:13 AM

If you ever visit KC you gotta hit up the classic cookie.

http://www.theclassiccookie.com/

Wow I live here and didn't even know about this place. Thanks.

Nzoner

12-04-2013, 09:15 AM

Also Harrah's Buffet has homemade ones that they take from the oven and put on a warmer,talk about having to eat with a fork and delicious.

Mr_Tomahawk

12-04-2013, 09:16 AM

Also Harrah's Buffet has homemade ones that they take from the oven and put on a warmer,talk about having to eat with a fork and delicious.

Hmmmmm...

Predarat

12-04-2013, 09:20 AM

One of the best store bought cookies I ever had was from a restaurant called Bricktops. There are not many around, and it is not always on their desert menu, but that thing was damn delicious. Also, if you have not tried the Papa Johns 5$ cookie, it was a pleasant surprise. Not as good as cookies from a real cookie store, but I though it was better then the Old Chicago cookie.

tredadda

12-04-2013, 09:22 AM

Hard to say nationally, but there is a place in Fort Collins called Eileen's Colossal Cookies and they are utterly amazing. The best chocolate chip cookies I have ever eaten.

mr. tegu

12-04-2013, 09:34 AM

As far as convenience Hen House has some dang good chocolate chip cookies.

BlackHelicopters

12-04-2013, 09:40 AM

gblowfish

12-04-2013, 09:46 AM

gblowfish

12-04-2013, 09:47 AM

What? No love for Famous Amos or Archway Cookies???

Dartgod

12-04-2013, 09:47 AM

I'm not going to eat anything named "spunk."

Sorry.

NTTIATWWT

mr. tegu

12-04-2013, 09:47 AM

They used to make these fresh at my high school. 99% of the time you'd get a bag of them that was just out of the oven; hot. would have to eat them with a fork almost.
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSudGBTZBhKayLn26pYQQ87y0C2sMOO19o541ZAuYpf1Nzvdg34

I believe you can buy these in grocery stores in either the refrigerated section or the frozen section and then bake them yourself.

Dayze

12-04-2013, 09:50 AM

I believe you can buy these in grocery stores in either the refrigerated section or the frozen section and then bake them yourself.

:hmmm:

DMAC

12-04-2013, 09:51 AM

/THREAD

Junior High. Best. Cookies. Ever.

I swear those things were just hot buttery chunks of dough sold in bags.

...EVERYONE loved those cookies.

Everyone was also stoned.

Fire Me Boy!

12-04-2013, 09:58 AM

My wife makes amazing chocolate chip cookies. One of the secrets is using browned butter instead of regular butter.

COchief

12-04-2013, 09:58 AM

Word on the street is your mom makes the best cookies, however she typically ends up with a fair amount of batter in her mouth.

NewChief

12-04-2013, 10:02 AM

My wife makes amazing chocolate chip cookies. One of the secrets is using browned butter instead of regular butter.

Q :D

Post #29

Fire Me Boy!

12-04-2013, 10:10 AM

Q :D

Post #29

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3608244/mr-rogers-flips-you-off-o.gif

Mr_Tomahawk

12-04-2013, 10:13 AM

My wife makes amazing chocolate chip cookies. One of the secrets is using browned butter instead of regular butter.

Does she sell/ship them... :hmmm:

Nzoner

12-04-2013, 10:25 AM

Probably give you the shits for days.

Not yet

BigRock

12-04-2013, 10:30 AM

McDonalds has chocolate chip cookies. Not the little things in a box from the old days, but freshly baked ones that are fairly big. I guess they've had them for a while now, but I only had some for the first time over the weekend.

They were great. I was shocked and amazed.

FloridaMan88

12-04-2013, 11:23 AM

Costco

http://i.imgur.com/EXJuw.jpg

Fire Me Boy!

12-04-2013, 11:25 AM

Does she sell/ship them... :hmmm:

Maybe one of these days. :)

SeeingRed

12-04-2013, 01:12 PM

Bastard! Making me want to go cheat on my new diet now!!!

OrtonsPiercedTaint

12-04-2013, 03:22 PM

Chocolate chip cookies are kinda like beer
As long as they are free... they're pretty damn good

Buehler445

12-04-2013, 03:55 PM

My wife makes amazing chocolate chip cookies. One of the secrets is using browned butter instead of regular butter.

OK, for us food-illiterate sons of bitches, what is browned butter?

Fire Me Boy!

12-04-2013, 03:58 PM

OK, for us food-illiterate sons of bitches, what is browned butter?

It butter that's been melted to the point where all the water in the butter boils and the milk solids begin to brown. It takes on a deep buttery, nutty flavor that's amazing. In warm chocolate chip cookies, it has an almost butterscotch or caramel quality that's delicious.

I cook with brown butter all the time. I'll make 2-3 pounds of it at a time in a dutch oven in the oven, stock some up in the fridge and use it everywhere.

Simple instructions here: http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/how_to_brown_butter/

Hammock Parties

12-04-2013, 04:08 PM

another key is using brown sugar in combo with white sugar

Fire Me Boy!

12-04-2013, 04:14 PM

another key is using brown sugar in combo with white sugar

Yep, brown to white sugar ratio and melted to softened butter ratio are very important in the final product.

Hammock Parties

12-04-2013, 04:15 PM

Speaking of sweets, I'm going to put some white chocolate chips in my next batch of brownies.

NewChief

12-04-2013, 04:35 PM

We're about to get an ice/snow storm, and I just talked to my wife on the phone about going to the store. She must have read my mind because she said, "I'm going to pick up the stuff for the brown butter and sea salt chocolate chip cookies."

Sweet.

Hammock Parties

12-04-2013, 04:36 PM

Hammock Parties

12-04-2013, 05:39 PM

sorry

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1072338_193989347435001_920101358_o.jpg

NewChief

12-04-2013, 06:53 PM

And your wife has like 15 percent body fat too.

#winning

I think she's down to like 12 now. She's been going nuts on diet (vegan) and gym lately.

Pepe Silvia

12-04-2013, 07:19 PM

You haven't had a chocolate chip cookie until you've had a warmy gooey Otis Spunkmeyer fresh out of the oven.

hometeam

12-04-2013, 07:23 PM

Who makes the best chocolate chip cookie?

Why you do, of course. And here comes the science~

Cookie-Baking Chemistry: How To Engineer Your Perfect Sweet Treat

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/12/03/248347009/cookie-baking-chemistry-how-to-engineer-your-perfect-sweet-treat

Deberg_1990

12-04-2013, 07:28 PM

Wal Mart brand. Great Value. Delicious!

dj56dt58

12-04-2013, 09:10 PM

One of my favorite rituals is cookies and milk + chiefsplanet + touching myself before bed.

fyp

Cannibal

12-04-2013, 11:32 PM

Once, I was going to bed with some CC cookies and milk and my cat hops on the bed. So I'm eating cookies and petting my cat, life is grand. I finish my cookie and see I have chocolate on my finger. I lick it off, but it wasn't chocolate...it was one of my cat's eye-boogers! :Lin:

ROFL

Pants

12-04-2013, 11:57 PM

They used to make these fresh at my high school. 99% of the time you'd get a bag of them that was just out of the oven; hot. would have to eat them with a fork almost.
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSudGBTZBhKayLn26pYQQ87y0C2sMOO19o541ZAuYpf1Nzvdg34

End this motherfucking thread. I have yet to taste a better cookie than Otis Spunkmeyer circa high school. Blue Chip cookies taste like ass compared to Otis Spunkmeyer (maybe I'm just not a fan of the crumbly and too sweet style of Blue Chip).

Hammock Parties

12-09-2013, 06:38 PM

Buzz

12-09-2013, 08:00 PM

Hy-Vee are off the chain.

Aldi, you dispoint.

Pepe Silvia

12-09-2013, 08:02 PM

Hammock Parties

03-13-2014, 06:26 PM

HNNNNNNNG

Want to get fat on this :bowdown:

http://ir.papajohns.com/releasedetail.cfm?ReleaseID=793916

LOUISVILLE, Ky.--(BUSINESS WIRE)-- Just in time for National Cookie Month, Papa John's, the Official Pizza Sponsor of the NFL, today is introducing Papa's NEW Chocolate Chip Cookie.

Mega-sized, filled with rich chocolate chips, baked fresh and cut into eight slices and served warm, Papa's family sized Chocolate Chip Cookie is just $5 with any pizza purchase, now through Oct. 27.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-24ZNxKDNFCI/Ul6fWHYiH6I/AAAAAAAAYcw/h8Ip3GvyI1Y/s1600/papa-johns-mega-chocolate-chip-cookie-01.JPG

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WXbYoaQtYu0/Ul6fWA8rQsI/AAAAAAAAYc4/2o1VbInS4xI/s1600/papa-johns-mega-chocolate-chip-cookie-03.JPG

MTG#10

03-13-2014, 06:40 PM

Would

ForeverChiefs58

03-13-2014, 06:55 PM

When I was a kid in cali there was a bag of "Mother's" chocolate chip cookies that were the best. They probably don't make them anymore though

Pasta Little Brioni

03-14-2014, 04:22 PM

HNNNNNNNG

Want to get fat on this :bowdown:

http://ir.papajohns.com/releasedetail.cfm?ReleaseID=793916

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-24ZNxKDNFCI/Ul6fWHYiH6I/AAAAAAAAYcw/h8Ip3GvyI1Y/s1600/papa-johns-mega-chocolate-chip-cookie-01.JPG

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WXbYoaQtYu0/Ul6fWA8rQsI/AAAAAAAAYc4/2o1VbInS4xI/s1600/papa-johns-mega-chocolate-chip-cookie-03.JPG

Don't support that shit pizza joint

Hammock Parties

03-14-2014, 05:28 PM

Don't support that shit pizza joint

I concur, but where else am I getting cookies in that magnitude for $5?

TribalElder

03-14-2014, 05:31 PM

I concur, but where else am I getting cookies in that magnitude for $5?

$3.00 if you hit em with the 50% off online codes ROFL

Hammock Parties

03-14-2014, 05:33 PM

$3.00 if you hit em with the 50% off online codes ROFL

This is happening.

Discuss Thrower

03-14-2014, 05:34 PM

No that PapaJohns cookie is dope as fuck dude.

Hammock Parties

03-14-2014, 05:36 PM

No that PapaJohns cookie is dope as fuck dude.

Like, if I have a bad date or something, I'm just gonna roll up to Papa John's and say fuck it.

Pepe Silvia

03-14-2014, 05:38 PM

Rain Man

03-14-2014, 05:40 PM

When I was a kid in cali there was a bag of "Mother's" chocolate chip cookies that were the best. They probably don't make them anymore though

They have Mother's cookies in my grocery store. I don't know if they have chocolate chip.

I must confess a weakness for the Nabisco chewy chocolate chip cookies. I'm sure they're made out of petroleum byproducts, but I like them.

http://img.shoppingnexus.com/products/nabisco-chips-ahoy-cookies-real-chocolate-chip-chewy-15-oz-425-g.jpg

Hammock Parties

03-14-2014, 05:41 PM

It appalls me how some of you can eat chips ahoy.

You can get a better, cheaper cookie by buying those refrigerated dough cylinders and spending 10 minutes baking them.

Rain Man

03-14-2014, 05:45 PM

It appalls me how some of you can eat chips ahoy.

You can get a better, cheaper cookie by buying those refrigerated dough cylinders and spending 10 minutes baking them.

Ten minutes? I live in the modern world. I'm not going to wait ten minutes for a cookie treat.

Well, plus I'll just eat the dough if I buy one of those cylinders and it'll never make it to the oven.

TribalElder

03-14-2014, 05:48 PM

This is happening.

50% off

Use code sportingkc after a sporting shutout

Others that might work

Mavswin if mavericks win
Royals5 if royals score 5 and win
Tigerswin for Mizzou (doesn't work often LMAO)
Chiefswin (also doesn't work often)

Google can probably drum up more but that's all I found so far

Discuss Thrower

03-14-2014, 05:52 PM

50% off

Use code sportingkc after a sporting shutout

Others that might work

Mavswin if mavericks win
Royals5 if royals score 5 and win
Tigerswin for Mizzou (doesn't work often LMAO)
Chiefswin (also doesn't work often)

Google can probably drum up more but that's all I found so far

Royals5 only works in KC IIRC.

TribalElder

03-14-2014, 05:54 PM

Royals5 only works in KC IIRC.

True

Blues3 also works when the blues score 3 and win
I think wildcats44 or something used to work for 44% off

Simply Red

03-14-2014, 06:12 PM

Your mom sells the best cookie.

:clap:

Hammock Parties

03-14-2014, 06:21 PM

Your mom sells the best cookie.

:clap:

I adopted my mom's betty crocker recipe. I can bake some good cookies, let me tell you. Women should be asking for my hand in marriage.

Simply Red

03-14-2014, 06:24 PM

I adopted my mom's betty crocker recipe. I can bake some good cookies, let me tell you. Women should be asking for my hand in marriage.

bitches b impossible, I usually just ask - look hun; do you wan't my cookies or my balls?

Mugsy

03-14-2014, 06:44 PM

Cookie Company Double Doozies with the white icing sandwiched between the cookies. That's the shit!

Discuss Thrower

03-14-2014, 06:45 PM

Motherfuck you for bring up PJ's cookie, GoChiefs you sadistic fuck

listopencil

03-14-2014, 06:53 PM

Ten minutes? I live in the modern world. I'm not going to wait ten minutes for a cookie treat.

Well, plus I'll just eat the dough if I buy one of those cylinders and it'll never make it to the oven.

You can cut slices off of it and put them in between store bought cookies. Also, ice cream.

Simply Red

03-14-2014, 06:55 PM

cookies are for fat rednecks.

Simply Red

03-14-2014, 06:58 PM

I'm in rare form - i'm logging for a bit - I don't mean that - everyone loves cookies.

Buzz

03-14-2014, 07:12 PM

I really don't have a sweet tooth, when I'm at the buffet and everyone is eating dessert, I go back for another plate of general tso's chicken.

Discuss Thrower

03-14-2014, 08:51 PM

Oh my god... GoChiefs and I had the same dinner... SMFH

Hammock Parties

03-14-2014, 08:54 PM

Oh my god... GoChiefs and I had the same dinner... SMFH

YOLO

I'll report back on these fucking cookies after I finish this EXQUISITE Waldo pizza

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t31/1617814_10151899299011557_1777780236_o.jpg

SAUTO

03-14-2014, 09:02 PM

YOLO

I'll report back on these fucking cookies after I finish this EXQUISITE Waldo pizza

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t31/1617814_10151899299011557_1777780236_o.jpg
I should have hit you up last week when me and the homes were in kc partying. Sorry dude. Next time I will and you best roll with us. Fun times for all
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jd1020

03-14-2014, 09:03 PM

I like Sam's Club chocolate chunk cookies.

SAUTO

03-14-2014, 09:04 PM

Clay. Try el pollo rey sometime. You will thank me. You should probably roll through there before dark though. My home.
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Rain Man

03-14-2014, 09:04 PM

YOLO

I'll report back on these ****ing cookies after I finish this EXQUISITE Waldo pizza

That looks like a meal that God would make.

Hammock Parties

03-14-2014, 09:06 PM

I should have hit you up last week when me and the homes were in kc partying. Sorry dude. Next time I will and you best roll with us. Fun times for all
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Get GoChiefs drunk and you'll have a story of legend for the Planet.

I GUARAN-FUCKING-TEE IT.

SAUTO

03-14-2014, 09:09 PM

Get GoChiefs drunk and you'll have a story of legend for the Planet.

I GUARAN-FUCKING-TEE IT.

You know nothing about ole sauto homie. Nothing. He'll last June I spent hours making everyone in Kelly's high five me. Want to or not.
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SAUTO

03-14-2014, 09:10 PM

It was fucking great.
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SAUTO

03-14-2014, 09:10 PM

Bouncers still remember me from that night. lmao
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Hammock Parties

03-14-2014, 09:11 PM

With my good looks and your rapist wit we can OWN THIS TOWN.

SAUTO

03-14-2014, 09:12 PM

With my good looks and your rapist wit we can OWN THIS TOWN.

Damn I wish I had hit you up. My wife keeps the rapist at bay but we would have had fun.
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SAUTO

03-14-2014, 09:12 PM

I drink enough for six
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SAUTO

03-14-2014, 09:15 PM

I found myself outside the shady lady at three arguing with five guys about who ran a faster 40 Charles or knile davis.

Charles did and I won. THEN he days it didn't matter because Davis weighed more lol.

And I sang with the band at the big easy at 18th and vine
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Hammock Parties

03-14-2014, 09:19 PM

Fuck. These are SO GOOD.

http://i.imgur.com/nGDaV9ph.jpg

Hammock Parties

03-14-2014, 09:21 PM

I drink enough for six
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I drink enough for a 110 lb girl.

C3HIEF3S

03-14-2014, 09:22 PM

****. These are SO GOOD.

http://i.imgur.com/nGDaV9ph.jpg

Damn that looks awesome. Sucks because now I want one. :(

SAUTO

03-14-2014, 09:24 PM

I drink enough for a 110 lb girl.

Honestly when I'm on I don't feel good until I'm through a fifth and a half. Three fifths and I'm ready to go home but still ok. People will call bullshit, I'll say come find out.
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Hammock Parties

03-14-2014, 09:24 PM

They don't skimp on the chocolate in these.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED FOR FATSOS

Simply Red

03-14-2014, 09:46 PM

"2% milk tastes like smegma - after drinking skim for so long."

2009 / GoChiefs

Yes that is right - my memory is like a little Caucasian yoda. Don't ever **** with me regarding CP history 2006 or later - I will toast everyone here - I have little certain significant's tucked in my pocket about each and every one of your black, white, and Asian and Latino asses'

one day lighting will shoot from my fingertips.

ThaVirus

03-14-2014, 09:48 PM

2%. You trying to watch your figure?

I don't fuck with anything but whole milk, playa.

SAUTO

03-14-2014, 09:53 PM

2%. You trying to watch your figure?

I don't fuck with anything but whole milk, playa.

My little one is the same way, he can tell the difference
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Simply Red

03-14-2014, 09:53 PM

2%. You trying to watch your figure?

I don't **** with anything but whole milk, playa.

bottled smegma - no - just. say. no.

Hammock Parties

03-14-2014, 09:55 PM

"2% milk tastes like smegma - after drinking skim for so long."

2009 / GoChiefs

Well, maybe I wanted some fucking smegma. Ever think of that?

Simply Red

03-14-2014, 10:46 PM

Well, maybe I wanted some ****ing smegma. Ever think of that?

:clap::clap::clap:

TribalElder

03-14-2014, 10:52 PM

hope you online coupon coded those papa johns bastards LMAO

Simply Red

03-14-2014, 10:57 PM

Papa Johns is puke, I hate it - I hate Papa John - I hate Peyton Manning

TribalElder

03-14-2014, 10:58 PM

Me Too... It's not so much the 3.00 you would save on that cookie, it's the principle of the matter

J Diddy

03-14-2014, 11:00 PM

You keep eating chocolate chip cookies you are going to get fat....again.

Hammock Parties

03-14-2014, 11:14 PM

You keep eating chocolate chip cookies you are going to get fat....again.

No shit, asshole? A man is allowed to binge once every month, you know.

Simply Red

03-14-2014, 11:15 PM

I'm eating nachos tonight.

RunKC

03-14-2014, 11:16 PM

No shit, asshole? A man is allowed to binge once every month, you know.

Shit I binge a little every weekend, but I try my damnedest to eat healthy on weekdays.

Hammock Parties

03-14-2014, 11:23 PM

I'm eating nachos tonight.

That's more pleasure than you'll get from a woman.

In58men

03-14-2014, 11:24 PM

No shit, asshole? A man is allowed to binge once every month, you know.

You're about the least healthy person here.

Hammock Parties

03-14-2014, 11:25 PM

You're about the least healthy person here.

I walk places just because I can, I like to exercise.

Hammock Parties

04-06-2014, 02:17 PM

i seek the grail

http://i.imgur.com/AhhFpo2.jpg

Discuss Thrower

04-06-2014, 02:50 PM

i seek the grail

http://i.imgur.com/AhhFpo2.jpg

Teach me.

TLO

04-06-2014, 03:15 PM

Teach me.

How to douggie?

Pasta Little Brioni

04-06-2014, 03:17 PM

I refuse to support papa to even attempt that cookie. Shit pizza is a crime.

Hammock Parties

04-06-2014, 03:18 PM

mlyonsd

04-06-2014, 03:24 PM

Discuss Thrower

04-06-2014, 03:28 PM

To make it a real shot I'd pour Bailey's or Frangelico in at the end.

Rumchatta

ForeverChiefs58

04-06-2014, 06:03 PM

They have Mother's cookies in my grocery store. I don't know if they have chocolate chip.

I must confess a weakness for the Nabisco chewy chocolate chip cookies. I'm sure they're made out of petroleum byproducts, but I like them.

http://img.shoppingnexus.com/products/nabisco-chips-ahoy-cookies-real-chocolate-chip-chewy-15-oz-425-g.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91KNIC8qFwL._SY606SX422_SY606_CR,0,0,422,606_PIbundle-4,TopRight,0,0_SX422_SY606_CR,0,0,422,606_SH20_.jpg

R8RFAN

04-06-2014, 06:11 PM

http://somegirlwitha.com/pictures/hersheykiss.gif

Pants

04-06-2014, 07:49 PM

Predarat

04-07-2014, 09:12 AM

Papa Johns is Papa Johns but those cookies are pretty damn good. It was a good surprise when I got one, was not expecting much though but it was tasty when it was fresh and hot.

Hammock Parties

04-18-2014, 10:51 PM

sup

http://i.imgur.com/Wf3SUMIl.jpg

listopencil

04-19-2014, 12:58 AM

I almost never buy cookies. I don't ever buy the cookie dough at all because:

You can cut slices off of it and put them in between store bought cookies. Also, ice cream.

There are certain things that I almost never buy because I know that I can't resist them. Chef Boy-ar-dee ravioli in a can. Captain Crunch. Nutella. Marshmallow creme. Potato chips.

Hammock Parties

10-03-2014, 06:21 PM

made a batch

http://i.imgur.com/TX9vkw9h.jpg

BucEyedPea

10-03-2014, 06:23 PM

Famous Amos
Mrs. Fields
Mine

scho63

10-04-2014, 08:16 AM

Pepperidge Farm's CRUNCHY chocolate chip cookies are the bomb! I buy either 4 or 6 different bags of these at Harris Teeter each time they have a BUY 1 GET 1 FREE sale. I HATE mushy or soft cookies. Famous Amos also makes a good cookie.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-aqpmhWI251s/UH6Xq2-A-dI/AAAAAAAABsE/FWaO2EQBn0o/s1600/la+foto.JPG

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91wX6tOX5zL._SY679SX439_SY679_CR,0,0,439,679_PIbundle-4,TopRight,0,0_SX439_SY679_CR,0,0,439,679_SH20_.jpg

http://www.thegrocerygirls.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/F/2/F2X60.jpg.jpg

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/01/41/00/09/0001410009842_500X500.jpg

http://sweets.seriouseats.com/images/2012/09/20120905-pepperidge-farm-cookies-chunk-sausalito.jpg

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/01/41/00/09/0001410009841_500X500.jpg

Red Dawg

10-04-2014, 08:18 AM

The best cookies are made by Grandma's all over the nation.

BucEyedPea

10-04-2014, 08:47 AM

Pepperidge Farm's CRUNCHY chocolate chip cookies are the bomb! I buy either 4 or 6 different bags of these at Harris Teeter each time they have a BUY 1 GET 1 FREE sale. I HATE mushy or soft cookies. Famous Amos also makes a good cookie.

I forgot all about Pepperidge Farm. Those are also excellent.
I was trying to think who made the white chocolate macadamia nut ones, which I like more.

scho63

10-04-2014, 08:48 AM

The best cookies are made by Grandma's all over the nation.

I must unfortunately disagree. My friend's grandmother used to bake all kinds of Christmas cookies each year and make a plate up for all his friend's families. They were ALL undercooked and also gritty from the sugar and flour not being properly mixed. :eek:

We always thanked them then turned around and sadly tossed them in the garbage!

listopencil

10-05-2014, 12:32 AM

I must unfortunately disagree. My friend's grandmother used to bake all kinds of Christmas cookies each year and make a plate up for all his friend's families. They were ALL undercooked and also gritty from the sugar and flour not being properly mixed. :eek:

We always thanked them then turned around and sadly tossed them in the garbage!

My grandma (RIP) could bake cookies so good that you would gladly slaughter your dog or best friend for a plate of them. She wouldn't make you do that, she was a wonderful woman, but they were that good.
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Baby Lee

10-05-2014, 12:57 AM

My snickerdoodles are unambiguously the best on earth, but my chocolate chip aren't far behind. But it's not my creation as I just follow the Neiman Marcus recipe to the letter. If they do the same, I'd be hard pressed to know who makes better.

kysirsoze

10-05-2014, 01:24 AM