****Official Chiefs vs Redskins Thread****

[BlackHelicopters]

Daniel? Shit.

[PRIEST]

****ing DanielS





This

[Saul Good]

He didn't maintain that all the way. Should be no INT

Calvin Johnson agrees.

[Bob Dole]

WE WANT BRAY

Your and idiot

[Coach]

We clinch a playoff spot today, we're virtually locked in to the fifth spot, no?

Perhaps the JC will get a little less work down the stretch and Davis will get more.

We clinch if either Ravens and/or Dolphins lose.

[cdcox]

Danielception!

[PACHIEFSFAN]

Only 127 yds passing for AS? That is pathetic


:D

:Poke:

With the D and ST accounting for scores and short field and JC running wild, the passing stats don't matter.

[tonyetony]

How Bray hasn't passed Daniel on the depth chart is beyond me. Daniel has zero upside, ZERO.

[ILChief]

Bray should be #2

[unothadeal]

I'll take one or the other.

Not that we'd ever meet the #6 seed but I'd rather Miami makes it in

[TripleThreat]

Ok so chase sucks let's see how the 3rd string qb does. Make my time watching this game more fun plz

[BlackHelicopters]

Why throw that?

[chefsos]

Please tell me Daniel was throwing a fade pass there. Or something.

[FloridaMan88]

How Bray hasn't passed Daniel on the depth chart is beyond me. Daniel has zero upside, ZERO.

That will probably happen during the offseason.

[ChiefsLV]

Tyler Bray needs reps.

[Bl00dyBizkitz]

That was an awful throw.

[BlackHelicopters]

Bring back Stanzi

[notorious]

Piece of shit.

[Rain Man]

Daniel is trying to give Mccluster another Punt return opportunity

[King_Chief_Fan]

He didn't maintain that all the way. Should be no INT

You werent watching were you:D

[Strongside]

All the Alex Smith haters...we'd be completely fucked if Alex went down.

[big nasty kcnut]

Yep chase make me sad.

[The Iron Chief]

Cassel can accomplish the biggest thing he has ever done for the Chiefs in the next 20 minutes

[TLO]

LMAO

[chiefs1111]

lol way too fire it to no one there

[Dylan]

I'm thinking Tiki Barber. Barber had fumble problems, before he adjusted his carrying the football motion, and that has saved his career.

I think the same thing is happening to Davis as well.

Coughlin changed the way Tiki carried the ball.

It was weird, Tiki used to extend his arms on the sides that exposed the ball - Coughlin made him hold a football across his chest. He had to walk around holding it that way 24/7. The fumbles stopped.

[BlackHelicopters]

Griffin looked horrible

[jd1020]

All the Alex Smith haters...we'd be completely fucked if Alex went down.

Pretty sure no one has said we wouldn't be. It's the same as the Cassel years. No backups worth a shit.

[Mr. Laz]

How Bray hasn't passed Daniel on the depth chart is beyond me. Daniel has zero upside, ZERO.

experience

Bray needs to learn and marture

[siberian khatru]

Good job, Coop

[FloridaMan88]

Nice play by Cooper and now he's dead.

[notorious]

All the Alex Smith haters...we'd be completely ****ed if Alex went down.

If anyone disagrees with this, they no longer need to waste oxygen.

[Bob Dole]

Coop did a nice job.

[BlackHelicopters]

Cooper!

[Coach]

Shit.

[PACHIEFSFAN]

Cooper letting it all out to defend that pass!!

[chiefswillriseup]

nice coverage cooper. but why are our starters on the field... BENCH THEM

[Easy 6]

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[chiefs1111]

His head hit the ground hard

[Rausch]

Looks like a concussion for Cooper.

Fuck...

[The Franchise]

That's a knee to the back.

[RINGLEADER]

Marcus Cooper dies...

[Bl00dyBizkitz]

Shit.... cooper please get up

[ping2000]

Nice play by Cooper and now he's dead.

OK, I laughed. Hope not though.

[AndChiefs]

Probably air knocked out of him.

[dirk digler]

Cooper must have banged his head

[tonyetony]

Cooper concussed

[Mr. Laz]

Nice play by cooper



Hopefully just his wind knocked out

[FloridaMan88]

Cassel is going to help the Chiefs clinch a playoff berth.

[notorious]

I am amazed that Cooper can still walk after what Manning and Rivers did to him.

[headsnap]

crap, that had to hurt!!!

[Fritz88]

Cooper looks hurt bad.

[AussieChiefsFan]

Ouch. Looks like he landed on the guy's knee.

[ChiefsCountry]

All the Alex Smith haters...we'd be completely ****ed if Alex went down.

Not if we played like today.

[FloridaMan88]

nice coverage cooper. but why are our starters on the field... BENCH THEM

You can only bench so many players… this isn't the preseason where you have an 80 man roster.

[Snapplez]

Coop got backbreaker'd

[Sandy Vagina]

ouch... be well, Cooper!

[siberian khatru]

Concussion?

[Sannyasi]

He's up thank God.

[BlackHelicopters]

Brutal fall.

[Coach]

Walking under his own power, that's a good sign.

[RINGLEADER]

Got a knee in the back...

Hope he didn't get hurt too bad...

[Bob Dole]

Broke his ass bone and got a concussion.

[TLO]

Cooper up and walking off the field.

[scho63]

I am amazed that Cooper can still walk after what Manning and Rivers did to him.

LOL

[Rain Man]

what hit him? I see his head rock back, but can't tell what hit him

[Easy 6]

Coop just had the wind knocked out of him

[ping2000]

Whew! Looked like a wrestling back breaker!

[Dallas Chief]

Nice drunken warchant in the background lmao

[headsnap]

Nice play by cooper



Hopefully just his wind knocked out

he would have been buckled over if it was wind...

[FloridaMan88]

Cooper's jersey looks awesome.

[Bl00dyBizkitz]

what hit him? I see his head rock back, but can't tell what hit him

Garcon's Knee.

[Coach]

FUMBLE!!!!!

[Deberg_1990]

I think he Broke his f@cking back.

[WhawhaWhat]

what hit him? I see his head rock back, but can't tell what hit him

Landed on Garcon's knee, WWE Backbreaker style.

[chiefswillriseup]

FUMBLEEEEE

[Bob Dole]

RON PARKER!!

[chiefs1111]

Fumble!

[BlackHelicopters]

Fumble!

[Strongside]

hell yuss

[AussieChiefsFan]

Hell yeah INT!

[siberian khatru]

Now let's see some Cyrus Gray

[Bob Dole]

Do NOT fuck us out of this.

[TLO]

E back of his jersey looked like he got shot and the drug through the mud.

RON PARKER BABY LMAO

[RINGLEADER]

If this is a hit on defenseless player running then they should just stop playing football...

[BlackHelicopters]

Flowers fuck.

[FloridaMan88]

Apparently CBS isn't using the flag indicator graphic today?

[Rausch]

My CHIEFS D has me 37 fantasy pts! LMAO

[O.city]

Flowers with a cheap shot

[siberian khatru]

I want to see Flowers' hit

[ping2000]

Time for Chase to show his mad skills again.

[Mr. Laz]

fuuuuuuuuuuuumble

[BlackHelicopters]

Another Parker sighting.

[TLO]

I'd like to see the replay on that. Hopefully Flowers didn't cheap shot the guy.

[texaschiefsfan]

Falco picked off for the third time today.

[tonyetony]

Blindside block? WTF....Blindsides are not illegal

[Sannyasi]

Apparently CBS isn't using the flag indicator graphic today?

CBS is trying a trendy minimalistic style for today's game.

[BlackHelicopters]

Next man up.

[ping2000]

Parker kicks ass. Love his energy.

[a pp roach]

Falco picked off for the third time today.

falco lmao

[Snapplez]

Who popped him? That shit was loud

[tk13]

Amazing how hit and miss Flacco can be in the regular season. Did the same thing last year.

[BlackHelicopters]

Hand the ball off. Run the ball.

[PACHIEFSFAN]

Unbelievable call. He caught the ball, turned and was running before he was hit!!! That is a BS call.

[FloridaMan88]

Falco picked off for the third time today.

Flacco has an INT for every million in his contract this season.

[Strongside]

I literally do not know the rules of this game anymore. I might as well be from England.

[redshirt32]

cooper sit down take a break parkers gots this

[chefsos]

If you're ever gonna fuck a guy up with an illegal block and swallow the 15 yards, I guess that's the best time to do it.

[PACHIEFSFAN]

I'd like to see the replay on that. Hopefully Flowers didn't cheap shot the guy.

Re'watched it. Not a cheap shot.

[ping2000]

Not illegal. Fuck these arbitrary rules.

[dirk digler]

Flowers you bitch

[TLO]

:shake:

[notorious]

How is the Flowers block dirty?

Fuck you announcer.

[Bob Dole]

Questionable flag.

[texaschiefsfan]

Typical. 3rd and 7 for Vikes. 4 yard completion.

[tonyetony]

Bullshit call

[keg in kc]

Nice to finally see a game like this. First time we've really pounded anybody this year. Makes things look a little more optimistic going forward.

[-King-]

I don't get what Flowers is supposed to do there? Just allow him to tackle Parker?

[Strongside]

Fans doing the tomahawk chop...hah.

[Bl00dyBizkitz]

And suddenly the 1st down flag shows up.

[chefsos]

Jesus Christ. I just saw Flowers' block. Legal as hell in every season in football history but this one.

[notorious]

STOP THROWING THE BALL!!!!!

[siberian khatru]

Jeez, Chase

[chiefswillriseup]

cut daniels.. omg he's horrible

[BlackHelicopters]

Worthless series

[Pablo]

Wow. Daniels is trash.

[tonyetony]

Chase Daniel is the SUCK

[dirk digler]

Bray needs to be #2

[RINGLEADER]

Wow...Chase Daniels is probably the worst QB I've ever seen...

[GloryDayz]

LOL, WWFL... Now you have to send a telegram that you intend to hit them.

[BlackHelicopters]

MVP

[Bl00dyBizkitz]

GOOD LORD DANIELS

[FloridaMan88]

Chase Daniel makes Brady Quinn look like John Elway.

[notorious]

We all needed a nice, relaxing ass-kicking to recharge on after the last 3 weeks of pain.

[Mr. Laz]

DanielS didn't even look like he tried on that 3rd down pass

[ping2000]

Only people left in stands are the 6 Indian slur protesters.

[TimBone]

Chase looks turribles.

[siberian khatru]

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[Deberg_1990]

We are screwed if Alex Smith goes down.

[BlackHelicopters]

Chase sucks balls.

[Snapplez]

Good thing we shelled out the $$$ for asschin

[ChiTown]

We have got to get a legit backup QB. Daniel is fucking awfulness wrapped in a tortilla of shit.

[The Franchise]

Chase Daniel makes Brady Quinn look like John Elway.

ROFL

[siberian khatru]

Nice play by Demps

[Bob Dole]

Can we play this division every week?

[Coach]

Nice job Demps. Good way to blow up the blocker to prevent the screen.

[RINGLEADER]

Catapano sighting...

[Mr. Laz]

nice play by Demps on that screen

[chiefs1111]

Damn nearly had another one

[ping2000]

Daniels still drunk after yesterday's loss.

[Coach]

And Nico almost had a INT.

[BlackHelicopters]

Scrimmage game

[siberian khatru]

James Michael Johnson?

[AussieChiefsFan]

Put in Colquitt at Qb.

[a pp roach]

Only people left in stands are the 6 Indian slur protesters.

because we all know the rest of them aren't people, but beasts (chiefs fans)

[notorious]

Ahhhhhhh.


Feels great to completely fist the Media's favorite division.

[BlackHelicopters]

NFC East Champs

[scho63]

Wow...Chase Daniels is probably the worst QB I've ever seen...

You have a short memory-Tyler Palko!

[Bob Dole]

Jumping Cat!

[Coach]

Come on Capapano. Watch the fucking ball.

[BlackHelicopters]

Catalans sighting

[siberian khatru]

Put in Colquitt at Qb.

Do we have a wildcat guy?

[AussieChiefsFan]

Ahhhhhhh.


Feels great to completely fist the Media's favorite division.

LMAO truly is.

[Strongside]

I am interested to see Griffin's press conference. He's been very close to melting down as of late...today might be the day.

[Bob Dole]

FINISH HIM!!!

[jerryforeverrice80]

good win for you guys today.

now i just hope my niners can beat the hell out of the seahags.

[Coach]

That was so Cassel-like pass.

[dirk digler]

Cousins isn't very impressive either

[BlackHelicopters]

Wow! Washington sucks balls .

[Mr. Laz]

McCluster not getting the record

[scho63]

Baltimore close to scoring

[texaschiefsfan]

4:00 minutes to glory!

[siberian khatru]

What's with the two-handed hand-offs?

[BlackHelicopters]

Shanahan is done.

[Mr. Laz]

backup Oline is as well

full preseason mode

[Strongside]

Shanahan preparing himself mentally for a firing.

[ping2000]

I now am onboard with making the Redskins change their name. Washington Quitting Pussies.

[BlackHelicopters]

Guys not wanting to get hurt

[Sandy Vagina]

good win for you guys today.

now i just hope my niners can beat the hell out of the seahags.

THIS! :)

[GloryDayz]

Patriots are done Gronkowski Carted off field with serious leg injury

Evidently God's watching TV today....

[big nasty kcnut]

Cyrus gray is good. Our rb are great,.

[mlyonsd]

Daniel looking good on this drive.

[GordonGekko]

Shanahan preparing himself mentally for a firing.

Probably has people cleaning his office out right now.

[Rain Man]

hey, was that Jose gumbs from our training camp?

[Bob Dole]

Why is Gray in and not Davis, Andy?

[notorious]

Alright, we have ended The Rat's HC career. That takes care of another skeleton.

We now need to beat Indy and Denver on the road in the playoffs for this to come full-circle.

[FloridaMan88]

Lambs should draft a QB with that pick.

[GordonGekko]

Redskins giving up their top draft pick to Rams, that has to hurt

[BlackHelicopters]

Rams looking good in Draft

[Sassy Squatch]

Holy shit that RG3 trade was terrible in hindsight.

[ChiefRocka]

Matt Montana time

[mlyonsd]

Ravens TD 2:05 left for Castle

[milkman]

good win for you guys today.

now i just hope my niners can beat the hell out of the seahags.

Go Seahawks!

[Reerun_KC]

Daniels arm makes Cassels arm look like a combo of Elway, Brady and Manning...

[FloridaMan88]

Shit Baltimore just scored.

[Strongside]

I forsee a pick here.

[AussieChiefsFan]

Rams draft outlook looking good.

[Bob Dole]

A little disappointed we did not hang fiddy on them. But it is good to get out without major injuries to key players.

[notorious]

God Damn, Washington, run the fucking ball and end this beatdown.

[Dylan]

LOL, WWFL... Now you have to send a telegram that you intend to hit them.

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Future NFL. guy on the right looks like he got concussed. Lost his mouthpiece.

[RINGLEADER]

Baltimore scores with 2 minutes left - going for 2 - it's all on Cassel now...lol

[Gracie Dean]

playoff bound! Great Win~

things are looking up!

[texaschiefsfan]

Fucking Ravens.

[a pp roach]

Rams looking good in Draft

its gotta feel shitty for redskins fans to watch this 3-10 year and not even be able to be happy about getting a top pick

[Rams Fan]

Lambs should draft a QB with that pick.

Solves 0 problems on the current team by drafting another QB.

[BlackHelicopters]

Garbage time.

[Bob Dole]

Flowers looked good on that play.

[GordonGekko]

Wow @ the Colts. Not keeping Arians was a mistake

[Planetman]

Shanahan is done.
All my bags are packed I'm ready to go ...

There's so many times I've let you down
So many times I've played around
I tell you now, they don't mean a thing
Every place I go, I'll think of you
Every play I draw up, I'll run for you
When I come back, I'll bring your Superbowl ring

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

[Strongside]

Wow @ the Colts. Not keeping Arians was a mistake

We are going to rape that team at Arrowhead and again in the playoffs.

[ChiefsCountry]

its gotta feel shitty for redskins fans to watch this 3-10 year and not even be able to be happy about getting a top pick

Still better than getting the #1 pick and taking a right tackle.

[The Iron Chief]

Nice to beat Old Rat face no matter the Colors!

[chefsos]

Wow @ the Colts. Not keeping Arians was a mistakeI don't think I've ever seen a more schizophrenic team.

[notorious]

Josh Gordan is just flat-out amazing.


JFC

[BlackHelicopters]

Run the ball and end this abortion.

[scho63]

Nice catch Lewis!

[GordonGekko]

NE looks like they might go down at home to the Browns

[notorious]

COME ON CLEVELAND!

[BlackHelicopters]

Some people in America don't have maps

[Dylan]

Andy always beat the Redskins

[chefsos]

OH LOOK KENDRICK LEWIS ALMOST DID SOMETHING

[BlackHelicopters]

Kneel downs now

[GordonGekko]

Chiefs could possibly win out.

[Reerun_KC]

Best you can do with Daniel, Just kneel the fucking ball.

[ping2000]

Three remaining dead skin fans boo.

[mlyonsd]

Sweep the NFC East. Fucking awesome.

[BlackHelicopters]

Great game in that freezing piss.

[notorious]

Cleveland just go royally fucked.

JESUS!

[Strongside]

Damn a blowout feels good.

[scho63]

HOLY SHIT VIKINGS SCORE!

[GloryDayz]

LOL, Chase literally "taking snaps" (and nothing more)! One dirty knee!

[BlackHelicopters]

Total ass rape.

[mlyonsd]

Holy shit vikings just scored a td

[big nasty kcnut]

Dexter Morgan said good job cutting up the redskins

[RINGLEADER]

Cassel matriculating...

[notorious]

And Gordan just fists Talib again.

[ping2000]

Reid to Rat, "we're not hiring right now."

[headsnap]

19-15 Minn up with 1:27 to go!

[texaschiefsfan]

Vikings score!!!

[crossbow]

Josh Gordan is just flat-out amazing.


JFC

No kidding. Going to be a superstar when it is all done.

[FloridaMan88]

Minnesota takes the lead!

[Bob Dole]

What a nice end to the weekend.

[FloridaMan88]

Toby Gebhard 41 yard TD run for Minnesota.

[texaschiefsfan]

Great effort by KC today. Makes up for that 3 game skid.

[scho63]

JACOBY JONES KO RETURN FOR TD

[ping2000]

Fuck you horn heads.

[Cannibal]

Chase Daniel blows.

[Strongside]

Playoffs?

[FloridaMan88]

Todd Haley and or Matt Cassel can help get the Chiefs in the playoff today.

Great irony.

[tonyetony]

Vegas odds makers were off a little this time.