****The Official Chiefsplanet "Fuck you, Dan Fouts!" Thread****

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I don't know what the Chiefs did to him, but he constantly guzzles the nut of every team that plays us. Discuss.

[Kidd Lex]

In

[a pp roach]

maybe he's just a nut guzzler

some people are just nut guzzlers

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Dan Fouts is a biaaaaaaaaaaaaatch.

[FlaChief58]

IN!

[Easy 6]

CBS seems to love having this goon cover our games.

[007]

It is never too early for this thread

[digger]

IN

[|Zach|]

I can't get worked up about TV personalities anymore.

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[Gonzo]

I think fouts might off himself after that int by DJ. He seems clinically depressed.

[displacedinMN]

Never listen to the TV people

[Gonzo]

Never listen to the TV people

I want to listen to chiefs radio... I really do.

Lenny is just so terrible anymore. It's like he has 10 key phrases and they just hit the correct button to make him say whatever is applicable.

"You have to get pressure on the QB."
"They're not giving Alex enough time."
"The offense needs to run a PA Pass on first down."

Etc etc etc.

[BlackHelicopters]

I want to listen to chiefs radio... I really do.

Lenny is just so terrible anymore. It's like he has 10 key phrases and they just hit the correct button to make him say whatever is applicable.

"You have to get pressure on the QB."
"They're not giving Alex enough time."
"The offense needs to run a PA Pass on first down."

Etc etc etc.

"Penetration is the key"

[BlackHelicopters]

Fouts gargling Bay Area cum

[Gonzo]

"Penetration is the key"

Fucking this.

[TimeForWasp]

He was pissing me off.

[A Salt Weapon]

I hope he gets prostate cancer and ends up living in a jail full of gay rapists that all suffer from erections lasting more than 4 hours.

[BlackHelicopters]

How does he get that cum out of his beard?

[KS Smitty]

I turned it down before the end of the first quarter.

[Mr. Laz]

I think fouts might off himself after that int by DJ. He seems clinically depressed.

Fouts was much more tolerable after he gave up hope and stopped cheering for the Faiders.

[Bl00dyBizkitz]

I thought he (and the Faid) shut up after that Charles TD pass on 3rd and whatever.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

I hate this fuck.

[RealSNR]

Anybody got Fouts quotes? I was watching at a sports bar without any volume, so I didn't hear anything that he said.

I want to get angry!

Bean me, fellas!

[Deberg_1990]

Anybody got Fouts quotes? I was watching at a sports bar without any volume, so I didn't hear anything that he said.

I want to get angry!

Bean me, fellas!

Only one kinda irked me. They were showing highlights from our last playoff win 20 years ago.

"I still can't get used to seeing Montana in a Chiefs uniform....and Marcus Allen as well"

[PRIEST]

Only one kinda irked me. They were showing highlights from our last playoff win 20 years ago.

"I still can't get used to seeing Montana in a Chiefs uniform....and Marcus Allen as well"





This

Freaking dirt bag :harumph:

[big nasty kcnut]

i can get behind this hate of dan.

[GloryDayz]

Has anybody found his gay sperm-whale dick sucking self on Twitter yet? Or his little whore bitch, cum-off-Dan's-beard-licking friend "Ian"?

[ILChief]

What happened to randy cross?

[TimBone]

I laughed when they were showing the replay of Charles second screen pass touchdown. As the replay starts: "This was just terrible tackling by the Raiders defense." They showed the replay, and Jamaal went completely untouched the entire play. He's in idiot. I've never liked him or Dierdorf.

[redfan]

Dan Fouts is very fair and balanced. You don't like "The Beard and the Bird"? Un'mercan.

[Mi_chief_fan]

Only one kinda irked me. They were showing highlights from our last playoff win 20 years ago.

"I still can't get used to seeing Montana in a Chiefs uniform....and Marcus Allen as well"

He must've love Johnny Unitas in a Chargers uniform.

[displacedinMN]

I want to listen to chiefs radio... I really do.

Lenny is just so terrible anymore. It's like he has 10 key phrases and they just hit the correct button to make him say whatever is applicable.

"You have to get pressure on the QB."
"They're not giving Alex enough time."
"The offense needs to run a PA Pass on first down."

Etc etc etc.

Lenny hasn't dropped the penetration phase for a few weeks. that is good.
Been ok.
Seems to be a bit speechless right now. I wonder how Piloli handled him and visa versa

[crossbow]

Madden was the worst.

All of the old timer AFC West guys seem to hold a grudge against the Chiefs more then the other teams that they faced in their division. Chiefs must have busted their balls pretty good. Weird because Lamar was a totally cool owner.

[Raiderhater]

Madden was the worst.

All of the old timer AFC West guys seem to hold a grudge against the Chiefs more then the other teams that they faced in their division. Chiefs must have busted their balls pretty good. Weird because Lamar was a totally cool owner.

I was talking about this at the bar with another fan earlier. I can understand the AFC west rival hate until the team is playing another AFC West team. How the hell do you favor Oakland over Kansas City? That just makes no sense. The only thing I can figure is the entire Chiefs squad must have run a train on Fouts' wife at some point.

[stonedstooge]

Fouts needs to leave his brain to science

[crossbow]

I was talking about this at the bar with another fan earlier. I can understand the AFC west rival hate until the team is playing another AFC West team. How the hell do you favor Oakland over Kansas City? That just makes no sense. The only thing I can figure is the entire Chiefs squad must have run a train on Fouts' wife at some point.

Dunno, but the resentment is strong with these people. Can't be all envy because the Broncos won more championships. Not sure.

[notorious]

Not only is Fouts is slanted against the Chiefs, but he is also a horrific play-by-play guy.


It's as if he doesn't know the game of football. How he played QB blows my mind.

[big nasty kcnut]

His brain have been donated to science fiction.

[notorious]

His brain have been donated to science fiction.

A SyFy original movie.

[Easy 6]

His brain have been donated to science fiction.

LMAO

[crossbow]

Not only is Fouts is slanted against the Chiefs, but he is also a horrific play-by-play guy.


It's as if he doesn't know the game of football. How he played QB blows my mind.

He didn't last long on Monday Night Football as an analyst either.

[GloryDayz]

His brain have been donated to science fiction.

Meh, it's easy, it's PB&J...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SOZh5RMgio8/TWWOtqQ9c2I/AAAAAAAAAA8/0DBEDSPqt1U/s320/pbjcombo.jpg

[headsnap]

A SyFy original movie.

nah, too far fetched for them...

[Rasputin]

I want to listen to chiefs radio... I really do.

Lenny is just so terrible anymore. It's like he has 10 key phrases and they just hit the correct button to make him say whatever is applicable.

"You have to get pressure on the QB."
"They're not giving Alex enough time."
"The offense needs to run a PA Pass on first down."

Etc etc etc.



Had to listen to the game today while my brother worked on my car. I liked listening to Lenny & Mitch very much but about lost it when in unison they said " Bring the hammer down" OMFG Please Mitch & Lenny don't ever do that again.

[Rasputin]

Oh yeah Fuck you Dan Fouts!

[ciaomichael]

Madden was the worst.

All of the old timer AFC West guys seem to hold a grudge against the Chiefs more then the other teams that they faced in their division. Chiefs must have busted their balls pretty good. Weird because Lamar was a totally cool owner.

Madden was a slovenly, uncouth s.o.b. back in the day and his team was a bunch of cheating, dirty slobs. He thought it was funny that the visitors locker room was infested with rats when K.C. came to town and personally ordered the exterminators to leave. It must have been humiliating when his Raiders literally had their bags packed to go to the Super Bowl in 1969 and the Chiefs beat them at their own stadium for the last AFL championship. San Diego was good the first couple years with Lance Alworth, but the Chiefs mostly got the best of them. Denver never won a damn thing in the AFL - later in the AFC, yes, but never in the true AFL. KC was the winningest team in the AFL and those teams have never forgotten it.

[CaliforniaChief]

On Berry's 2nd INT, Fouts saying that Streater touched him and that the Raiders should challenge that as being down by contact.

Previously mentioned on the terrible tackling where he wasn't touched.

Consistently saying there were penalties that weren't on KC.

And just the general fact that he's a douchebag.

[Discuss Thrower]

He's the shit between the two fuck buns that is Ian Eagle's play-by-play.