This Cheerleader Can Kick Your Ass

[notorious]

Eagles will honor former cheerleader turned Afghanistan special ops officer

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On Sunday night, the Philadelphia Eagles will honor one of their own, a former cheerleader who has served two tours in Afghanistan as an Army intelligence officer.

Rachel Washburn, age 25, hasn't had a typical career path, to put it mildly. She joined the Eagles' cheerleading squad from 2007 to 2009 while a student at Drexel University. After graduation, she joined the Army and participated in paratrooper training while ultimately following a path into military intelligence.

Washburn, now a 1st lieutenant based out of Fort Stewart, Ga., served as part of a Cultural Support Team designed to attach women to existing special ops units with the express purpose of relating more effectively to local women.

"I was always seen as somebody they could relate to and not this American imposter who brings my values to that country," Washburn told USA Today. "We kind of noticed that women everywhere share certain similarities. They obviously care about their home, their children. Women everywhere love pretty things. So if we wore a pretty head scarf, it would be like an icebreaker."

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Rachel Washburn during her cheering days. (Via Philadelphia Eagles)

Among her more notable achievements, Washburn helped deliver a baby in a snowstorm. She indicated that her awards included the Bronze Star Medal, an Army Commendation Medal, a Combat Action Badge, an Airborne Badge and an Air Assault Badge.

Washburn has approximately a year left on her obligation to the Army, but indicated she may extend her service to address other issues such as gender equality.

The Eagles will honor Washburn as part of their "Hometown Heroes" program during Sunday night's game against Chicago.

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[Baby Lee]

Saw that, inspiring.

[GordonGekko]

Wow!!!

[Rausch]

She has eyes beautiful enough to rival the Afghani girl from the famous National Geographic cover.

In fact, if Rainman were to put them both on his poll I'd bet on Eagle-ghani-girl...

[notorious]

Some people are just better at life than others.

[Pepe Silvia]

Lord Have Mercy

[TimeForWasp]

I'd hit it.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Whatever you wanna do...

[Deberg_1990]

Would smash....


Or she would smash me..........

[LOCOChief]

I would gladly take that ass kickin. Please kick my ass.

[Donger]

I suddenly have the urge to clean my rifle.

[Chiefspants]

I would gladly take that ass kickin. Please kick my ass.

I suddenly have the urge to clean my rifle.

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[Easy 6]

She has eyes beautiful enough to rival the Afghani girl from the famous National Geographic cover.

No lie... what a woman she is, highly intelligent, tough as nails and incredibly beautiful.

Air Assault HOOOAH!

Murica.

[Easy 6]

I suddenly have the urge to clean my rifle.

LMAO

[Baby Lee]

I suddenly have the urge to clean my rifle.

Don't let it go off in your face.

[Mosbonian]

Imagine putting you hand somewhere you shouldn't on a date with her....you'd probably come back with a bloody stump

[gblowfish]

She a lot hotter than that donkey and goat. But she probably comes in third in a Taliban Beauty Contest....

[Easy 6]

She a lot hotter than that donkey and goat. But she probably comes in third in a Taliban Beauty Contest....

"Miss Helmand Province, if you had the power for one day, how would you bring about world peace?"

"BRAY BRAAYAY EEEAW"

"Judges, what say you?"

"9.8, WINNER!"

[NewChief]

Anyone else think she looks hotter in her afghan garb than in her cheerleader outfit?

[chefsos]

Anyone else think she looks hotter in her afghan garb than in her cheerleader outfit?And it's not even close.

[NewChief]

And it's not even close.

Making sure it wasn't just a holdover from my years of following the grateful dead around. That mussy hair, no makeup, and henna on the forehead look takes me back.

[In58men]

Too fat



/youalreadyknow

[Pepe Silvia]

I'd like to see her naked with just the rifle.

[Rain Man]

I'm impressed. I would give her 10% off at Applebee's.

[BlackHelicopters]

Would

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

rather her lick my ass, but either is fine.

[KChiefs1]

I'd like to see her naked with just the rifle.

:p

[TLO]

Would

Plow.

[Rain Man]

I'd like to see her naked with just the rifle.

I'm not really that interested in the rifle.

[Mav]

Savage.

[gblowfish]

If she's a Philly fan, she's probably got a mouth on her like a Longshoreman....

[Easy 6]

If she's a Philly fan, she's probably got a mouth on her like a Longshoreman....

/insert bawdy joke here

[Mav]

If she's a Philly fan, she's probably got a mouth on her like a Longshoreman....

No, her being a female in the military, and not being a medic, or a cook, guarantees that she could not only drink you under the table but fuck you unto oblivion

[Baby Lee]

Hey guys, like, the rape culture in the military and all . . . juss sayin'

[Easy 6]

No, her being a female in the military, and not being a medic, or a cook, guarantees that she could not only drink you under the table but **** you unto oblivion

She'll fight ya, **** ya... and whip ya both times.

[Easy 6]

Hey guys, like, the rape culture in the military and all . . . juss sayin'

Her SF bro's would be all over that, Major so and so would be screwed beyond belief.

[Baby Lee]

Her SF bro's would be all over that, Major so and so would be screwed beyond belief.

Hey, let me get my blithely superficial and judgmental Piers Morgan on!!

[Easy 6]

Hey, let me get my blithely superficial and judgmental Piers Morgan on!!

Carry on, over...

[Baby Lee]

Carry on, over...

Thanx

You're loathsome

Cheers.

[MahiMike]

I suddenly have the urge to clean my rifle.

I'm shootin' blanks ova heya!

/jersey guy

[BossChief]

She definitely has some of those "look up at me" eyes.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Perfection.

[Dayze]

I would gladly take that ass kickin. Please kick my ass.

kick my ass. I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. Kick my ass.

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[Dayze]

She definitely has some of those "look up at me" eyes.

I do believe you're right.

[Baby Lee]

Enjoy. Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling with this. Kick my ass.

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FYP

[Easy 6]

Thanx

You're loathsome

Cheers.

Wow, ok... any recent rep or other kind words i had for you... well, you know where to shove them, i guess.

You must not be nearly as cool as i had thought, my mistake.

[tooge]

I'm volunteering to be her assault dummy

[Baby Lee]

Wow, ok... any recent rep or other kind words i had for you... well, you know where to shove them, i guess.

You must not be nearly as cool as i had thought, my mistake.

Jesus.

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Can't get a good Morgan on in peace without some wilting flower going all wobbly.

[Pants]

Sausage fingers.

nothx

[Baby Lee]

Sausage fingers.

nothx

And December's Omaha Award goes to. . .

[JD10367]

I'd let her water board me with her vag.

[Dayze]

LMAO
Great minds....I was trying to figure out a way to incorporate a water boarding reference.


Nicely done.

[BigMeatballDave]

Sausage fingers.

nothx

See a shrink.

Far too many guys on here are petty, picky bitches.

[Saccopoo]

Sausage fingers.

nothx

And her ears make her head look like a taxi cab rolling down the street with the doors open.

No wonder she joined the Army and wanted overseas duty. Only way she might get laid. See the donkey in the first pic? Boyfriend.

[Dayze]

"Death To America!!!!!................except Rachel. But everyone else..DEATH TO AMERica1!!!!"

[Saccopoo]

And what's with this bullshit of having the gun sit upper chest high? The way the wrist gets cocked, it's totally effeminate. I guess it works for Dumbo the Donkey Lover, but it's pretty faggy on dudes.

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See? Kinda homo.

Fucking Putin would never sling arms like that, that's for fucking sure.

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That's a real fucking man right there. (Just in case I ever have to go to Russia. Vlad, you're the best!)

[Dayze]

Putin has some killer tits

[big nasty kcnut]

She impress me and I make her call me big nasty.

[2bikemike]

I would jump in her Fox Hole!

[Reaper16]

And her ears make her head look like a taxi cab rolling down the street with the doors open.

No wonder she joined the Army and wanted overseas duty. Only way she might get laid. See the donkey in the first pic? Boyfriend.

It took me three minutes before I realized this wasn't an Omaha post.