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HoneyBadger
01-04-2014, 07:11 PM
To blow a lead like that after 20 years of no playoff wins is unimaginable.
Sutton needs to be fired
The secondary needs to be replaced
We need offensive play makers.

alanm
01-04-2014, 07:13 PM
It wouldn't matter because you're right Kansas City is cursed.

Three7s
01-04-2014, 07:14 PM
It wouldn't matter because you're right Kansas City is cursed.
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OrtonsPiercedTaint
01-04-2014, 07:17 PM
The best KC CHiefs fan must be sacrificed on the alter of Tim Tebow at noon tomorrow. Everybody act like they could care less

tooge
01-04-2014, 07:18 PM
Agreed. Not sure why, but plays like missed field goals in '93 and '95, cheating in '97, and missing Gray wide open for a TD, Charles injury, etc., in '13. It's too coincidental to be just chance. This team, this town, has bad mojo. Someone, probably Elway or someone like that, sold their soul to Satan. Part of the deal was KC suckage forever.

jjchieffan
01-04-2014, 07:19 PM
Different front office, different coaches, different players. Same result. Yeah. I agree. Cursed. No doubt in my mind. And don't forget we get the first pick in the draft in the worst year ever for quarterbacks. God hates the Chiefs!! Hr has cursed them. But why?? What did they do to deserve this???

BlackHelicopters
01-04-2014, 07:19 PM
Just why?

GoShox
01-04-2014, 07:19 PM
I've only been through 4 playoff games, for you fans that have cheered on this team for longer than me (which is most of the people here), I don't know how you guys do it. This franchise is just here to rip out everyone's hearts again and again. God damnit.

ntexascardfan
01-04-2014, 07:22 PM
Not cursed.

It's just a stigma.

Kerberos
01-04-2014, 07:24 PM
I'd like to jump ship and support a different team... but I hate all the other teams... I'm cursed.

JohnnyHammersticks
01-04-2014, 07:24 PM
Lamar Hunt fucked a witch on top of an Indian burial mound. Nothing else could explain this shit.

KCChiefsFan88
01-04-2014, 07:25 PM
Here is how we know the Chiefs are cursed…

They lose 500 players due to injury in the game, including their best overall player (Charles), arguably their best player on defense (Houston), yet the likes of Kendrick Lewis survives.

How.

Why.

JFC.

htismaqe
01-04-2014, 07:26 PM
I've only been through 4 playoff games, for you fans that have cheered on this team for longer than me (which is most of the people here), I don't know how you guys do it. This franchise is just here to rip out everyone's hearts again and again. God damnit.

You do realize that you could be a fan for a week short of TWO DECADES and "only been through 4 playoff games" right? ROFL

MahiMike
01-04-2014, 07:26 PM
44 points

Iowanian
01-04-2014, 07:26 PM
The Chiefs are the whore girlfriend we're all too codependent to leave.

I hate the whore because she does things like this, but too big of a pussy to leave her.

Art Vader
01-04-2014, 07:40 PM
Sickening.gif

Bowser
01-04-2014, 07:42 PM
Never seen anything like it. Ever.

MahiMike
01-04-2014, 07:42 PM
It's really pretty fucking hilarious when you think of it.

Bob Dole
01-04-2014, 08:32 PM
It will be fucking awesome watching Rivers and San Diego march on tomorrow.

Hammock Parties
01-04-2014, 08:33 PM
We're not cursed.

Our defense just brought knives to a gun fight.

Brianfo
01-04-2014, 08:37 PM
We're not cursed.

Our defense just brought knives to a gun fight.

As much as I hate you, that was epic fail. You root for it every week. Alex Smith just clowned you. It's what you root for every week. Be a fan or GTFO.

ClevelandBronco
01-04-2014, 08:37 PM
Cleveland respectfully requests that you keep your place in the cursed line.

Jimmya
01-04-2014, 08:39 PM
6 points in 2nd half. .I wouldn't be too proud of Alex Smith right now.

suds79
01-04-2014, 08:39 PM
Outside of being a sh!tty franchise, with all those injuries we had tonight, I'm actually starting to wonder if it's true. :shake:

Big Poppa Payne
01-04-2014, 08:42 PM
We have to be cursed, no other way to explain this shit. The Indians put a curse on us for using the name Chiefs. Even though the team is named after H Roe Bartle.

Rain Man
01-04-2014, 08:43 PM
It will be ****ing awesome watching Rivers and San Diego march on tomorrow.

In a way, we're kind of invested in seeing them succeed. It's kind of like we're the guy at the bottom who boosts the other guy up so he can climb over the fence.

Rain Man
01-04-2014, 08:44 PM
We have to be cursed, no other way to explain this shit. The Indians put a curse on us for using the name Chiefs. Even though the team is named after H Roe Bartle.

...who apparently avidly collected arrowheads and liked to ride horses while wearing paint and feathers. H. Roe Bartle was an eccentric individual.

Mr. Arrowhead
01-04-2014, 08:44 PM
I seriously think they are, from the 5 key players getting hurt to the bounce fumble right into luck hands. How the fuck does this happen

Hammock Parties
01-04-2014, 08:45 PM
This was a road playoff game. It's tough to win those when half your fucking team gets hurt in the process.

If this team gets a bye next year, they can absolutely win a playoff game at home with Alex D. Smith.

Mr. Arrowhead
01-04-2014, 08:46 PM
oh and of course the only fucking year we have the #1 pick, its the worst top heavy draft in years and oh course no good qbs.

Imon Yourside
01-04-2014, 08:48 PM
6 points in 2nd half. .I wouldn't be too proud of Alex Smith right now.

13?

Brianfo
01-04-2014, 08:49 PM
This was a road playoff game. It's tough to win those when half your ****ing team gets hurt in the process.

If this team gets a bye next year, they can absolutely win a playoff game at home with Alex D. Smith.

You really suck at everything you do. You were owned tonight.

Hammock Parties
01-04-2014, 08:50 PM
You really suck at everything you do. You were owned tonight.

Scoreboard!

laughsatyou907
01-04-2014, 08:50 PM
I thought that KC had an all-pro defense at the beginning of the season, looks like you will be drafting a secondary instead of WR's, which means the offense will still lack playmakers. This will be an exciting offseason, the chiefs will be able to attract desirable FA's, and they are young. KC will be a competitor long after Peyton retires and throws the Broncos into a decade long rebuilding mode. Look to the future, it is bright.

Lonewolf Ed
01-04-2014, 08:51 PM
Here is how we know the Chiefs are cursed…

They lose 500 players due to injury in the game, including their best overall player (Charles), arguably their best player on defense (Houston), yet the likes of Kendrick Lewis survives.

How.

Why.

JFC.

Well, Lewis doesn't make much contact with any other players, so...

Rain Man
01-04-2014, 08:52 PM
Well, Lewis doesn't make much contact with any other players, so...

This is a really good point. I never really saw him within five yards of another player.

laughsatyou907
01-04-2014, 08:52 PM
Scoreboard!

You think that you are winning this argument, but he just proved that you are in it for the chiefs to lose. Which makes you not only not a chiefs fan, but a complete and utter troll that needs to be slapped.

Nixhex
01-04-2014, 08:58 PM
They must have fixed games back when the mob was prominent in KC. NFL found out and now it is fuck everything KC sports except soccer because no one likes it anyway. Crushed again by the NFL Gods. Our sports hearts were made to be broken.