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JohnnyV13
01-05-2014, 12:31 AM
At least we're not the Cubs.

In58men
01-05-2014, 12:34 AM
Or the Bengals

Hammock Parties
01-05-2014, 12:36 AM
One foot in.

cdcox
01-05-2014, 12:36 AM
DO {
Wait till next year
}UNTIL 0>1

mr. tegu
01-05-2014, 12:37 AM
Be content, we were 2-14 not long ago.

BowesAndArrows
01-05-2014, 12:38 AM
Playoffs!?! Playoffs?!?!?!?

Reaper16
01-05-2014, 12:45 AM
Now with Free Safety™ position!

Showtime
01-05-2014, 12:51 AM
Or the Bengals

That will end Today.

Easy 6
01-05-2014, 12:52 AM
Movin Up The Charts, Breakin Your Hearts.

kcpasco
01-05-2014, 12:52 AM
Or the Lions


Fyp

ClevelandBronco
01-05-2014, 12:53 AM
Because you don't have anything better to do for the next 17 or 18 weeks.

kcxiv
01-05-2014, 12:56 AM
Or the Bengals

The Bengals were at least in a superbowl i was able to watch. Cant say that for the Chiefs. Hell, they were in 2 superbowls i was able to watch.

Prison Bitch
01-05-2014, 12:57 AM
Save Our Defense?

Reaper16
01-05-2014, 12:57 AM
"Come Back, NZoner"

Rain Man
01-05-2014, 12:58 AM
The 2014 Chiefs: Wait 'Til Next Year!

Phobia
01-05-2014, 12:59 AM
"Where are your banners now???"

ClevelandBronco
01-05-2014, 01:01 AM
The best 59 minutes of football you can buy.

acesn8s
01-05-2014, 01:01 AM
Kansas City Chiefs-Our fans deserve better after 44 years

mr. tegu
01-05-2014, 01:03 AM
The Royals still haven't won a playoff game in over 20 years either!

Prison Bitch
01-05-2014, 01:03 AM
We'll Beat Indy Sometime

ClevelandBronco
01-05-2014, 01:08 AM
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ennui.
Ennui who?
Ennui go with our quixotic quest for a playoff victory.

JohnnyV13
01-05-2014, 01:09 AM
Fool me one, shame on me...
Fool me 20 times, and that's Chiefs Football!

Sorter
01-05-2014, 01:11 AM
"Where are your banners now???"

LMAO

cdcox
01-05-2014, 01:12 AM
As far as we know, our locker rooms remain MRSA free.

Rain Man
01-05-2014, 01:24 AM
Your 2014 Chiefs - Just A Few Pieces Short of Winning The Whole Thing!

JohnnyV13
01-05-2014, 01:40 AM
Castrating Fans for 20 years and counting...

kcpasco
01-05-2014, 01:42 AM
"28 point lead we got this"

ClevelandBronco
01-05-2014, 01:44 AM
The W in WTF

Easy 6
01-05-2014, 01:46 AM
45 POINTS? WE CAN DO THAT!

JohnnyV13
01-05-2014, 01:48 AM
Chiefs Football: the closest thing to Chernobyl in the Western Hemisphere!

JohnnyHammersticks
01-05-2014, 02:14 AM
Come see the Chiefs! It's cheaper than building your own self-nut-kicking machine! And only slightly more painful.

chiefsfan987
01-05-2014, 02:20 AM
That slogan sucks. They've won 6 playoff games since we've won one.

AussieChiefsFan
01-05-2014, 02:26 AM
"We'll finally cut Kendrick Lewis"

RippedmyFlesh
01-05-2014, 02:36 AM
Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

MeatRock
01-05-2014, 03:15 AM
Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

LMAO

New World Order
01-05-2014, 03:25 AM
With our 2014 schedule the way it is we might as well just start thinking about 2015.

stumppy
01-05-2014, 03:29 AM
"Not gonna screw up our draft position like we did last year"

MMXcalibur
01-05-2014, 03:30 AM
Bite the pillow. We're goin' in dry!

Dayze
01-05-2014, 03:34 AM
"If you think you hate us now, wait'll you see us next year"

MeatRock
01-05-2014, 03:34 AM
LMAOBite the pillow. We're goin' in dry!

LMAO

Redcoats58
01-05-2014, 03:54 AM
"Kendrick Lewis is a nice guy who likes pancakes"

Munson
01-05-2014, 03:59 AM
2014: Our Time!

2014: Maybe This Year

2014: At Least It's Not 2013

scho63
01-05-2014, 05:58 AM
"If you think you hate us now, wait'll you see us next year"

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

WINNER!!!!

rabblerouser
01-05-2014, 06:01 AM
At least we're not the Cubs.

pretty close

65TPT
01-05-2014, 06:10 AM
"Like Murder Suicide all over again"

scho63
01-05-2014, 06:55 AM
"It's Deja Vu all over again" - Yogi Berra

SeeingRed
01-05-2014, 07:46 AM
Not sure but 2013 caption should be "Most Epic Defensive Collapse In NFL History". We were the best defense in the NFL the first half of the year....what the hell happened??

bevischief
01-05-2014, 08:07 AM
Sutton is gone.

Phobia
01-05-2014, 08:20 AM
Your 2014 KC Chiefs - Dreadlocks no longer optional.

lewdog
01-05-2014, 08:21 AM
2014 KC Chiefs----We'll fuck you good...I mean real good.

Trivers
01-05-2014, 08:38 AM
Now with Free Safety™ position!

winner!

KCUnited
01-05-2014, 08:54 AM
Blowing Leads Like Heather Brooke

J Diddy
01-05-2014, 08:56 AM
Not good at playoffs. Even when we get in, we get right the fuck back out.

J Diddy
01-05-2014, 08:58 AM
Kansas City. It's better to have loved and lost then to never have loved at all, amirite?

Rain Man
01-05-2014, 10:32 AM
Watch as the Chiefs try to make it nine straight.

LoneWolf
01-05-2014, 10:36 AM
Come for the rape. Stay for the anal bleeding.

BlackHelicopters
01-05-2014, 10:39 AM
Achy Breaky Heart and my weird daughter

MahiMike
01-05-2014, 10:39 AM
2-14 wasn't so bad afterall...

J Diddy
01-05-2014, 10:39 AM
Watch as the Chiefs try to make it nine straight.

Anything is possible from the 50.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
01-05-2014, 10:59 AM
We sucked for Luck
Now how do you like them apples

IamBATMAN
01-05-2014, 11:03 AM
Home of the professional bed shitters.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
01-05-2014, 11:04 AM
warpaint Illustrated:
The koolaid is free. The solo cup is 149.99

ping2000
01-05-2014, 11:37 AM
"We're not running up the score, our defense sucks and no lead is safe."

Bob Dole
01-05-2014, 11:38 AM
Matriculating toward owning all the records nobody wants.

ping2000
01-05-2014, 11:40 AM
"Chiefs Defense: Records are made to be broken. Come break one off in our ass."

ping2000
01-05-2014, 11:42 AM
"We are an equal opportunity employer. We let handicapped retards play and coach our defense."

ping2000
01-05-2014, 11:44 AM
"Kansas City Chiefs, proud member of the Indianapolis City Chamber of Commerce."

Dayze
01-05-2014, 11:46 AM
"From Up 28 Points With Two Quarters To Go, Anything Is Possible"

ping2000
01-05-2014, 11:49 AM
"Kansas City Chiefs, also known as the product testing department of Depends Undergarments."

notorious
01-05-2014, 11:50 AM
"Taking Fists since 1993"

ping2000
01-05-2014, 11:52 AM
"Playoffs? Fuck you, we have golf vacations to get to!"

OnTheWarpath15
01-05-2014, 11:54 AM
"Come for the meaningless regular season wins, stay for the inevitable soul torturing loss in the playoffs!"

*Great seats available!

ping2000
01-05-2014, 11:54 AM
"Kansas City Chiefs, NFL Team of the Year for the 40th consecutive year as voted by the National Association of Anti-depressant Drug Manufacturers."

ping2000
01-05-2014, 11:57 AM
"Chiefs Defense: Helping others achieve their dreams."

ping2000
01-05-2014, 12:01 PM
"Help us obtain another meaningless Guinness World Record that will later be beaten anyway before we either miss the playoffs or lose in the first round of the playoffs. Beer now $15!"

ping2000
01-05-2014, 12:02 PM
"Thanks for being too stubborn and dumb to quit us! Now bend over!"

TEX
01-05-2014, 12:02 PM
At least we're not the Cubs.

We're damn close...

ClevelandBronco
01-05-2014, 12:47 PM
Sex Without Orgasm is Still Pretty Good

Window Licking Whiner
01-05-2014, 12:57 PM
Snatching losses out of the jaws of victory since the 70s

tonyetony
01-05-2014, 01:13 PM
Chiefs fans wanted. Flexibility required, must be able to grab ankles from a standing position.

TribalElder
01-05-2014, 01:20 PM
"Chiefs Defense: Helping others achieve their dreams."

LMAO

OrtonsPiercedTaint
01-05-2014, 01:26 PM
Stadium BBQ is a deodorant not an anti-perspirant

Pablo
01-05-2014, 01:28 PM
Ever thought about killing yourself? We can help with that!

afchief
01-05-2014, 01:52 PM
4102 - The Year of the Chiefs

Nope, We're not dyslexic!

Pablo
01-05-2014, 02:48 PM
4102 - The Year of the Chiefs

Nope, We're not dyslexic!I like this one.


$2,014 - We promise we aren't just stealing your money.

KCUnited
01-05-2014, 02:52 PM
Bookend Tackles For Dummies

JohnnyHammersticks
01-05-2014, 03:28 PM
At least we're not the Cubs.

The Cubs have won playoff games during the last 20 years. Hell, the Cubs have won a playoff SERIES in the last 20 years.

The Good Lord willing, I have around 50 years left. I no longer hope to see the Chiefs win a championship during that period, because doing that is just a waste of time, energy, and emotion. Now, I just want to see them win ONE ****ING PLAYOFF GAME BEFORE I DIE. I find it hard to believe that will happen. Sure, we'll make it to the playoffs again a few times before I croak, but win?...I just don't see it happening. Not after yesterday.

Sorter
01-05-2014, 03:35 PM
"Bob Sutton: Human of the Year"

KCUnited
01-05-2014, 03:37 PM
Still Sutton Our Pants When It Counts

journeyscarab
01-05-2014, 03:43 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e2d3ad628a9c33d891661aad817f2e9/tumblr_myy6y2xiJP1spb8eoo1_500.jpg

Old Dog
01-05-2014, 03:56 PM
Because you don't have anything better to do for the next 7 or 8 weeks, and by then we'll be out of the playoff hunt anyway.

FIFY

Old Dog
01-05-2014, 03:59 PM
With our 2014 schedule the way it is we might as well just start thinking about 2015.

Home vs Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Chicago, Detroit, AFC East opponent TBD
Road at Baltimore, Cincinnati, Green Bay, Minnesota, AFC South opponent TBD

and of course the divisional opponents


Maybe 2016 is our year

tonyetony
01-05-2014, 04:04 PM
We're going to rip the heart out of you, you-you-you you you.

tboss27
01-05-2014, 04:27 PM
Because you don't have anything better to do for the next 17 or 18 weeks.

Winner

PACHIEFSFAN
01-05-2014, 06:27 PM
Thank you KC fans for our paychecks!

Big Poppa Payne
01-05-2014, 06:35 PM
2014 Chiefs. We care a whole lot less than you do!

Eleazar
01-05-2014, 06:36 PM
"Don't worry, your nuts will be healed up in time for next January"

Strongside
01-05-2014, 06:37 PM
The Kansas City Chiefs

Celebrating 21 years of removing fans hearts through their asses.

Redcoats58
01-06-2014, 04:20 PM
"Down by 28 points in the 3rd quarter? No problem, make a comeback. So easy a caveman can do it!"

Dayze
01-06-2014, 04:23 PM
Order Now For A Free Pepsi At The Chiefs Next Home Game!

OrtonsPiercedTaint
01-06-2014, 04:28 PM
We will NEVER EVER sign another coach or player that was even a New York Jet for a single fucking day.

stevieray
01-06-2014, 04:31 PM
"It's all about the fans..paying 32 dollars for parking"

Dayze
01-06-2014, 04:46 PM
Each Fan Will Enjoy One Game In Our Renovated Suites! *





*Not Valid with any other offer. Fan must have ticket to enter suites.

JohnnyV13
01-06-2014, 07:13 PM
Today is Bad Day to Give up heart wrenching Failure

ping2000
01-06-2014, 07:59 PM
"140 Decibels of Fail!"

ping2000
01-06-2014, 08:00 PM
"Only a .0097 chance of being killed in our parking lot after the game !"

ping2000
01-06-2014, 08:03 PM
"Come fly a banner!"

Psyko Tek
01-06-2014, 08:13 PM
YOUR RECORD BREAKING KAAAAANSAS CITY CHIEFS

afchief
01-06-2014, 08:16 PM
Anyone can root for a Winner.
Real Fans Root for the Chiefs!

(If you don't believe us, ask Dammit Carl)

Chiefs - where winning is a side line.

ping2000
01-06-2014, 08:34 PM
"Come back: We'll pay for your therapy"

TEX
01-06-2014, 09:36 PM
"140 Decibels of Fail!"

LMAO Good one!

Dayze
01-06-2014, 09:40 PM
More PLayoff Wins Than Porta-Poddies!