Marketing Slogan for Chiefs 2014 Season:

[JohnnyV13]

At least we're not the Cubs.

[In58men]

Or the Bengals

[Hammock Parties]

One foot in.

[cdcox]

DO {
Wait till next year
}UNTIL 0>1

[mr. tegu]

Be content, we were 2-14 not long ago.

[BowesAndArrows]

Playoffs!?! Playoffs?!?!?!?

[Reaper16]

Now with Free Safety™ position!

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Or the Bengals

That will end Today.

[Easy 6]

Movin Up The Charts, Breakin Your Hearts.

[kcpasco]

Or the Lions


Fyp

[ClevelandBronco]

Because you don't have anything better to do for the next 17 or 18 weeks.

[kcxiv]

Or the Bengals

The Bengals were at least in a superbowl i was able to watch. Cant say that for the Chiefs. Hell, they were in 2 superbowls i was able to watch.

[Prison Bitch]

Save Our Defense?

[Reaper16]

"Come Back, NZoner"

[Rain Man]

The 2014 Chiefs: Wait 'Til Next Year!

[Phobia]

"Where are your banners now???"

[ClevelandBronco]

The best 59 minutes of football you can buy.

[acesn8s]

Kansas City Chiefs-Our fans deserve better after 44 years

[mr. tegu]

The Royals still haven't won a playoff game in over 20 years either!

[Prison Bitch]

We'll Beat Indy Sometime

[ClevelandBronco]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ennui.
Ennui who?
Ennui go with our quixotic quest for a playoff victory.

[JohnnyV13]

Fool me one, shame on me...
Fool me 20 times, and that's Chiefs Football!

[Sorter]

"Where are your banners now???"

LMAO

[cdcox]

As far as we know, our locker rooms remain MRSA free.

[Rain Man]

Your 2014 Chiefs - Just A Few Pieces Short of Winning The Whole Thing!

[JohnnyV13]

Castrating Fans for 20 years and counting...

[kcpasco]

"28 point lead we got this"

[ClevelandBronco]

The W in WTF

[Easy 6]

45 POINTS? WE CAN DO THAT!

[JohnnyV13]

Chiefs Football: the closest thing to Chernobyl in the Western Hemisphere!

[JohnnyHammersticks]

Come see the Chiefs! It's cheaper than building your own self-nut-kicking machine! And only slightly more painful.

[chiefsfan987]

That slogan sucks. They've won 6 playoff games since we've won one.

[AussieChiefsFan]

"We'll finally cut Kendrick Lewis"

[RippedmyFlesh]

Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

[MeatRock]

Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

LMAO

[New World Order]

With our 2014 schedule the way it is we might as well just start thinking about 2015.

[stumppy]

"Not gonna screw up our draft position like we did last year"

[MMXcalibur]

Bite the pillow. We're goin' in dry!

[Dayze]

"If you think you hate us now, wait'll you see us next year"

[MeatRock]

LMAOBite the pillow. We're goin' in dry!

LMAO

[Redcoats58]

"Kendrick Lewis is a nice guy who likes pancakes"

[Munson]

2014: Our Time!

2014: Maybe This Year

2014: At Least It's Not 2013

[scho63]

"If you think you hate us now, wait'll you see us next year"

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

WINNER!!!!

[rabblerouser]

At least we're not the Cubs.

pretty close

[TimeForWasp]

"Like Murder Suicide all over again"

[scho63]

"It's Deja Vu all over again" - Yogi Berra

[SeeingRed]

Not sure but 2013 caption should be "Most Epic Defensive Collapse In NFL History". We were the best defense in the NFL the first half of the year....what the hell happened??

[bevischief]

Sutton is gone.

[Phobia]

Your 2014 KC Chiefs - Dreadlocks no longer optional.

[lewdog]

2014 KC Chiefs----We'll fuck you good...I mean real good.

[Trivers]

Now with Free Safety™ position!

winner!

[KCUnited]

Blowing Leads Like Heather Brooke

[J Diddy]

Not good at playoffs. Even when we get in, we get right the fuck back out.

[J Diddy]

Kansas City. It's better to have loved and lost then to never have loved at all, amirite?

[Rain Man]

Watch as the Chiefs try to make it nine straight.

[LoneWolf]

Come for the rape. Stay for the anal bleeding.

[BlackHelicopters]

Achy Breaky Heart and my weird daughter

[MahiMike]

2-14 wasn't so bad afterall...

[J Diddy]

Watch as the Chiefs try to make it nine straight.

Anything is possible from the 50.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

We sucked for Luck
Now how do you like them apples

[IamBATMAN]

Home of the professional bed shitters.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

warpaint Illustrated:
The koolaid is free. The solo cup is 149.99

[ping2000]

"We're not running up the score, our defense sucks and no lead is safe."

[Bob Dole]

Matriculating toward owning all the records nobody wants.

[ping2000]

"Chiefs Defense: Records are made to be broken. Come break one off in our ass."

[ping2000]

"We are an equal opportunity employer. We let handicapped retards play and coach our defense."

[ping2000]

"Kansas City Chiefs, proud member of the Indianapolis City Chamber of Commerce."

[Dayze]

"From Up 28 Points With Two Quarters To Go, Anything Is Possible"

[ping2000]

"Kansas City Chiefs, also known as the product testing department of Depends Undergarments."

[notorious]

"Taking Fists since 1993"

[ping2000]

"Playoffs? Fuck you, we have golf vacations to get to!"

[OnTheWarpath15]

"Come for the meaningless regular season wins, stay for the inevitable soul torturing loss in the playoffs!"

*Great seats available!

[ping2000]

"Kansas City Chiefs, NFL Team of the Year for the 40th consecutive year as voted by the National Association of Anti-depressant Drug Manufacturers."

[ping2000]

"Chiefs Defense: Helping others achieve their dreams."

[ping2000]

"Help us obtain another meaningless Guinness World Record that will later be beaten anyway before we either miss the playoffs or lose in the first round of the playoffs. Beer now $15!"

[ping2000]

"Thanks for being too stubborn and dumb to quit us! Now bend over!"

[TEX]

At least we're not the Cubs.

We're damn close...

[ClevelandBronco]

Sex Without Orgasm is Still Pretty Good

[Window Licking Whiner]

Snatching losses out of the jaws of victory since the 70s

[tonyetony]

Chiefs fans wanted. Flexibility required, must be able to grab ankles from a standing position.

[TribalElder]

"Chiefs Defense: Helping others achieve their dreams."

LMAO

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Stadium BBQ is a deodorant not an anti-perspirant

[Pablo]

Ever thought about killing yourself? We can help with that!

[afchief]

4102 - The Year of the Chiefs

Nope, We're not dyslexic!

[Pablo]

4102 - The Year of the Chiefs

Nope, We're not dyslexic!I like this one.


$2,014 - We promise we aren't just stealing your money.

[KCUnited]

Bookend Tackles For Dummies

[JohnnyHammersticks]

At least we're not the Cubs.

The Cubs have won playoff games during the last 20 years. Hell, the Cubs have won a playoff SERIES in the last 20 years.

The Good Lord willing, I have around 50 years left. I no longer hope to see the Chiefs win a championship during that period, because doing that is just a waste of time, energy, and emotion. Now, I just want to see them win ONE ****ING PLAYOFF GAME BEFORE I DIE. I find it hard to believe that will happen. Sure, we'll make it to the playoffs again a few times before I croak, but win?...I just don't see it happening. Not after yesterday.

[Sorter]

"Bob Sutton: Human of the Year"

[KCUnited]

Still Sutton Our Pants When It Counts

[journeyscarab]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e2d3ad628a9c33d891661aad817f2e9/tumblr_myy6y2xiJP1spb8eoo1_500.jpg

[Old Dog]

Because you don't have anything better to do for the next 7 or 8 weeks, and by then we'll be out of the playoff hunt anyway.

FIFY

[Old Dog]

With our 2014 schedule the way it is we might as well just start thinking about 2015.

Home vs Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Chicago, Detroit, AFC East opponent TBD
Road at Baltimore, Cincinnati, Green Bay, Minnesota, AFC South opponent TBD

and of course the divisional opponents


Maybe 2016 is our year

[tonyetony]

We're going to rip the heart out of you, you-you-you you you.

[tboss27]

Because you don't have anything better to do for the next 17 or 18 weeks.

Winner

[PACHIEFSFAN]

Thank you KC fans for our paychecks!

[Big Poppa Payne]

2014 Chiefs. We care a whole lot less than you do!

[Eleazar]

"Don't worry, your nuts will be healed up in time for next January"

[Strongside]

The Kansas City Chiefs

Celebrating 21 years of removing fans hearts through their asses.

[Redcoats58]

"Down by 28 points in the 3rd quarter? No problem, make a comeback. So easy a caveman can do it!"

[Dayze]

Order Now For A Free Pepsi At The Chiefs Next Home Game!

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

We will NEVER EVER sign another coach or player that was even a New York Jet for a single fucking day.

[stevieray]

"It's all about the fans..paying 32 dollars for parking"

[Dayze]

Each Fan Will Enjoy One Game In Our Renovated Suites! *





*Not Valid with any other offer. Fan must have ticket to enter suites.

[JohnnyV13]

Today is Bad Day to Give up heart wrenching Failure

[ping2000]

"140 Decibels of Fail!"

[ping2000]

"Only a .0097 chance of being killed in our parking lot after the game !"

[ping2000]

"Come fly a banner!"

[Psyko Tek]

YOUR RECORD BREAKING KAAAAANSAS CITY CHIEFS

[afchief]

Anyone can root for a Winner.
Real Fans Root for the Chiefs!

(If you don't believe us, ask Dammit Carl)

Chiefs - where winning is a side line.

[ping2000]

"Come back: We'll pay for your therapy"

[TEX]

"140 Decibels of Fail!"

LMAO Good one!

[Dayze]

More PLayoff Wins Than Porta-Poddies!