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Demonpenz
01-05-2014, 11:45 AM
Mackmoolah Mddfallkjdfah killed his son in what he is calling "Honor Killing" after finding Zubaz in pants and a paused Barry Word touchdown run on super tecmo bowl in his room. When we spoke to police chief P.T. Offerson he had this to say "This is a bad situation, but knowing Andy Reids clock managment....I think the suspect made the right choice. Even more chilling was the recorded call from police dispatch


911: 911 whats your emergency?
MM: Yes. I am going to kill my son.
911: Sir...calm down....what?
MM: Oh My God did he seriously choose The Chiefs in madden? I am going to
stuff a nerf turbo in his mouth

In lou of flowers the family requests signed okoye pictures.

In58men
01-05-2014, 11:46 AM
.....dumb

OrtonsPiercedTaint
01-05-2014, 11:46 AM
Did he throw him into a pack of hungry hounds

cosmo20002
01-05-2014, 11:46 AM
Mackmoolah Mddfallkjdfah killed his son in what he is calling "Honor Killing" after finding Zubaz in pants and a paused Barry Word touchdown run on super tecmo bowl in his room. When we spoke to police chief P.T. Offerson he had this to say "This is a bad situation, but knowing Andy Reids clock managment....I think the suspect made the right choice. Even more chilling was the recorded call from police dispatch


911: 911 whats your emergency?
MM: Yes. I am going to kill my son.
911: Sir...calm down....what?
MM: Oh My God did he seriously choose The Chiefs in madden? I am going to
stuff a nerf turbo in his mouth

In lou of flowers the family requests signed okoye pictures.

LMAO

bdj23
01-05-2014, 11:47 AM
Wat?

BlackHelicopters
01-05-2014, 11:47 AM
Fear and Loathing

notorious
01-05-2014, 11:48 AM
The kid got off easy.

Rasputin
01-05-2014, 11:48 AM
Clark Hunt should go to jail for killing my dreams & hopes.

TribalElder
01-05-2014, 11:49 AM
Once the bengals win today we will be the longest steak for playoff win drought

Demonpenz
01-05-2014, 11:49 AM
The kid got off easy.

that's what I said

Direckshun
01-05-2014, 11:50 AM
Jesus, Penz.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
01-05-2014, 11:50 AM
Once the bengals win today we will be the longest steak for playoff win drought

Scars are sexy

gblowfish
01-05-2014, 11:50 AM
I think we should file a class action suit against the Chiefs for Massive Head Trauma. If the trial is in Jackson County, we will certainly win. Paging Ken McClain....

BlackHelicopters
01-05-2014, 11:53 AM
Wait, what?

rabblerouser
01-05-2014, 11:53 AM
Mackmoolah Mddfallkjdfah killed his son in what he is calling "Honor Killing" after finding Zubaz in pants and a paused Barry Word touchdown run on super tecmo bowl in his room. When we spoke to police chief P.T. Offerson he had this to say "This is a bad situation, but knowing Andy Reids clock managment....I think the suspect made the right choice. Even more chilling was the recorded call from police dispatch


911: 911 whats your emergency?
MM: Yes. I am going to kill my son.
911: Sir...calm down....what?
MM: Oh My God did he seriously choose The Chiefs in madden? I am going to
stuff a nerf turbo in his mouth

In lou of flowers the family requests signed okoye pictures.

it's 'in lieu' of flowers.

like, in lieu of flowers...Chiefs fans request someone who can play outside so that Flowers can stay in the nickel.

or something

Bowser
01-05-2014, 11:56 AM
Kid was probably gay anyway. /Prison Bitch