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Strongside
01-06-2014, 05:12 PM
I am a Chiefs and Royals fan. I also watch KU football.

Thanks.

WakkaWakka
01-06-2014, 05:13 PM
Ditto on all three

notorious
01-06-2014, 05:14 PM
The only solution:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TwTWpyL9BdE/TtXrJaRt6oI/AAAAAAAAAB4/zpwBgvUTPaM/s1600/ColtAnaconda.jpg
http://www.newyorkemploymentlawattorneys.com/files/2011/11/Noose.jpg
http://www.smitsgroup.co.nz/images/objectimages/BQAOB3_Longlife_Antifreeze_Coolant.jpg

Dayze
01-06-2014, 05:16 PM
yep; you gotta have a contingency plan in case the gun doesn't work/mis fires or your aim sucks.

or if the rope breaks, or you're bad at tying knots.

as the Boy Scouts Say: "Always Be Prepared.....hey Mr.Jenkins, Why are you naked in my tent"?

Strongside
01-06-2014, 05:17 PM
The only solution:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TwTWpyL9BdE/TtXrJaRt6oI/AAAAAAAAAB4/zpwBgvUTPaM/s1600/ColtAnaconda.jpg
http://www.newyorkemploymentlawattorneys.com/files/2011/11/Noose.jpg
http://www.smitsgroup.co.nz/images/objectimages/BQAOB3_Longlife_Antifreeze_Coolant.jpg

That's 3 options to one solution. I need....

a final solution.

http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/H/Adolf-Hitler-9340144-2-402.jpg

TimBone
01-06-2014, 05:17 PM
Dr. Antifreeze

Strongside
01-06-2014, 05:18 PM
I've heard Dr. Kevorkian is good. Can anyone recommend?

J Diddy
01-06-2014, 05:24 PM
You don't want a Psychiatrist, you want a Psychologist. If you can wait until I get out of school, I'll take care of you for the homeboy discount: A 6 pack of beer and pay off all my student loans.

crossbow
01-06-2014, 05:24 PM
Start tweeting Jodie Arius. Misery loves company and she could use the distraction.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSDw-KW-qo1X7lLrkXDsUZ6O7zKFsTaTX73lurc2n-cDvEHxOzhDg

hometeam
01-06-2014, 05:25 PM
www.chiefsplanet.com

Strongside
01-06-2014, 05:37 PM
You don't want a Psychiatrist, you want a Psychologist. If you can wait until I get out of school, I'll take care of you for the homeboy discount: A 6 pack of beer and pay off all my student loans.

Fuck that. I should add student loans to the OP's list of problems.

greatgooglymoogly
01-06-2014, 05:38 PM
KU football won an Orange Bowl. Try watching a crappy FCS program.

Strongside
01-06-2014, 05:41 PM
KU football won an Orange Bowl. Try watching a crappy FCS program.

Two words.

Charlie. Weis.

greatgooglymoogly
01-06-2014, 05:44 PM
Two words.

Charlie. Weis.

Two more: Terry Allen

ChiTown
01-06-2014, 05:45 PM
KU football won an Orange Bowl. Try watching a crappy FCS program.

LMAO - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA

Earthling
01-06-2014, 05:50 PM
106069

Psyko Tek
01-06-2014, 09:19 PM
[QUOTE=Earthling;10351183]106069[/QUOTE

quite the fail there doctor

mr. tegu
01-06-2014, 09:23 PM
I am encouraged by code to do pro bono work. Heck, being as how I am also a Chiefs and Royals fan I would probably find it therapeutic as well.

cosmo20002
01-06-2014, 10:45 PM
I am a Chiefs and Royals fan. I also watch KU football.

Thanks.

Chiefshrink/sportsshrink is allegedly in that line of business.
I'm sure he's excellent.

Prison Bitch
01-06-2014, 11:52 PM
In 1995 our fine town made Sports Illustrateds "sign of the apocalypse" section when area shrinks were offering free counseling for those distraught by Elliot-Gate. It was known as "Chiefs Grief"

listopencil
01-07-2014, 01:03 AM
Start tweeting Jodie Arius. Misery loves company and she could use the distraction.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSDw-KW-qo1X7lLrkXDsUZ6O7zKFsTaTX73lurc2n-cDvEHxOzhDg

Damn. That bitch is crazy. After googling, I almost don't want to have sex with her now.

cosmo20002
01-07-2014, 01:45 AM
Damn. That bitch is crazy. After googling, I almost don't want to have sex with her now.

LMAO

Yeah, some of those pics are tempting...and then you get to the ones showing her butchering work...

Just get the cutlery out of the house and you take your chances.

McBeard
01-07-2014, 07:37 AM
Take up a new hobby like pot.

Simply Red
01-07-2014, 08:29 AM
Take up a new hobby like pot.

http://i41.tinypic.com/29ni8te.gif

TimeForWasp
01-07-2014, 08:33 AM
You don't want a Psychiatrist, you want a Psychologist. If you can wait until I get out of school, I'll take care of you for the homeboy discount: A 6 pack of beer and pay off all my student loans.

Now THAT is some scary shit. You are fucking psycho.

Jimmya
01-07-2014, 08:35 AM
Jodi Arias....nutzo

Eleazar
01-07-2014, 08:41 AM
http://www.wnd.com/files/2012/12/prescription-drugs-340x227.jpg

Dayze
01-07-2014, 10:10 AM
http://i41.tinypic.com/29ni8te.gif

LMAO at the fan in the hat standing to Carlton's right

OrtonsPiercedTaint
01-07-2014, 11:10 AM
There is a reason Independence was the meth capitol of the USA. Saturday should help bring the title back home!