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gblowfish
01-08-2014, 10:46 AM
He's 79 today.

Oh yeah, he's still alive.

He's hiding out in Louisiana, running a marina, wearing overalls and going by the name "Elrod."

So, have a peanut butter and nanna sammich, pop a handful of darvocet, and browse whitecottonpanties.org to celebrate!

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Sorter
01-08-2014, 10:49 AM
Conspiracy theory: Elvis is actually stevieray and it's been an elaborate ruse to throw people off.

BlackHelicopters
01-08-2014, 10:51 AM
Thank you

Radar Chief
01-08-2014, 11:05 AM
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stevieray
01-08-2014, 11:07 AM
Conspiracy theory: Elvis is actually stevieray and it's been an elaborate ruse to throw people off.

ya, but to be fair I don't look a day over 78.

gosampel
01-08-2014, 11:09 AM
We Got win this race, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bojnqBFadz4

stevieray
01-08-2014, 11:13 AM
We Got win this race, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bojnqBFadz4


LMAO

Sorter
01-08-2014, 11:14 AM
ya, but to be fair I don't look a day over 78.

LMAO

Simply Red
01-08-2014, 11:16 AM
Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant ---- to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother---- him and John Wayne

Easy 6
01-08-2014, 11:19 AM
Loves me some Elvis, I have three cd's and an Aloha From Hawaii 8 track that I keep around for nostalgia purposes... would love to find an 8 track player at a garage sale one of these days.

And yes, he IS still alive and I have the picture to prove it, still a handsome devil, scroll down a bit on this link...

http://live4ever.proboards.com/thread/77921/michael-jackson-elvis-beatles?page=7

gblowfish
01-08-2014, 11:23 AM
It's a BEACH PARTY....C'mon!!!

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stevieray
01-08-2014, 11:24 AM
Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant ---- to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother---- him and John WayneOK ChuckD wannabe..did you know that Whitney Houstons mom was one of his original back up singers?

Simply Red
01-08-2014, 11:26 AM
OK ChuckD wannabe..did you know that Whitney Houstons mom was one of his original back up singers?

lol - no - but that's interesting for sure.

ghak99
01-08-2014, 11:34 AM
Is he still stealing, I mean playing, other people's music and passing it off as his own creation?

Easy 6
01-08-2014, 11:51 AM
Is he still stealing, I mean playing, other people's music and passing it off as his own creation?

People like Leiber and Stoller, Carl Perkins etc got their royalties... if black artists were ripped off, blame Tom Parker, not Elvis.

Elvis didnt pay a damn bit of attention to the business side of things, Parker fleeced Elvis just like he did anyone else who wasnt properly represented or paying attention.

stevieray
01-08-2014, 12:02 PM
Is he still stealing, I mean playing, other people's music and passing it off as his own creation?

hahahahahaha..ya, he got sued into oblivion.

gblowfish
01-08-2014, 12:23 PM
Andy Kaufman meets Johnny Cash....
In 1979.

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WakkaWakka
01-08-2014, 12:25 PM
I had no idea today was stevieray's birthday.

Simply Red
01-08-2014, 09:49 PM
Is he still stealing, I mean playing, other people's music and passing it off as his own creation?

sorry forgot to idiot proof it by putting it into quotes. I forget where I'm posting sometimes.

stevieray
01-08-2014, 09:51 PM
Andy Kaufman meets Johnny Cash....
In 1979.

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"Andy are you goofing on Elvis..."

listopencil
01-08-2014, 09:56 PM
Well, peanut butter and banana sandwiches are delicious. So are white cotton panties. I use ibuprofen though.

Easy 6
01-08-2014, 10:05 PM
Andy Kaufman meets Johnny Cash....
In 1979.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ppttxQoc74Q" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Maaan, I'd watched that clip years ago but had forgotten just how dead. on. he was, that was fantastic, so glad I watched again.

Why does America seem to love Jews so much? Because Jews seem to love America so much.

That was killer.

Rausch
01-08-2014, 10:16 PM
Elvis: My own daughter... lost long ago to me... if she knew I lived, would she come and see me? Would she even care?

Where'd my youth go? Why didn't fame hold off old age and death? Why the hell did I leave the fame in the first place and do I want it back, and could I have it back? And if I could, would it make any damned difference?

But I still have my soul. It's still mine. All mine. And the folks up there at Shady Rest... they have theirs, too. And they're gonna keep 'em. Every single one.

http://culthorror.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/bubba_ho_tep.jpg

Probably the least likely film to ever hide deep and emotional moments and most obscure film that will ever make you question how you live life...

Easy 6
01-09-2014, 12:40 AM
Elvis: My own daughter... lost long ago to me... if she knew I lived, would she come and see me? Would she even care?

Where'd my youth go? Why didn't fame hold off old age and death? Why the hell did I leave the fame in the first place and do I want it back, and could I have it back? And if I could, would it make any damned difference?

But I still have my soul. It's still mine. All mine. And the folks up there at Shady Rest... they have theirs, too. And they're gonna keep 'em. Every single one.

http://culthorror.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/bubba_ho_tep.jpg

Probably the least likely film to ever hide deep and emotional moments and most obscure film that will ever make you question how you live life...

Bruce Campbell and Ossie Davis, just taking a wild stab at it?

What the hell is THAT from?