Men and Cats

[gblowfish]

I got an email from my good friend Steve in Chicago. It said:

"George: I've seen your future, and it's not pretty."

He sent me this link:
http://www.sadanduseless.com/image.php?n=2590

[lcarus]

Fuck everyone. Cats are awesome.

[Halfcan]

lol Oh wow!

[In58men]

http://youtu.be/YaG5SAw1n0c

[Jimmya]

Cats are the guardians of the underworld!

[lcarus]

My cat used to bring me the heads of birds and squirrels as tokens of worthiness.

[Donger]

http://images.dannychoo.com/cgm/images/post/20071003/23453/73453/large/982796e10205e89803f79b7cecd19baf.jpg

[Radar Chief]

:eek: ROFL

[Jimmya]

Bad a**!

[Nzoner]

I'd call that animal abuse,those poor cats.

[KCwolf]

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......


8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary. ..

Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now................

[ModSocks]

I like cats. I'd own one if he'd promise not to claw my furniture.

[Javabean]

I like cats. I'd own one if he'd promise not to claw my furniture.

A friend of mine with cats uses nail caps. They're plastic coverings that you glue on. They last a few months, then they fall off on their own and you put new ones on. They work great because the cat still has its claws for jumping and playing but can't scratch up furniture or people.

This is an example: http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4033287

[Donger]

A friend of mine with cats uses nail caps. They're plastic coverings that you glue on. They last a few months, then they fall off on their own and you put new ones on. They work great because the cat still has its claws for jumping and playing but can't scratch up furniture or people.

This is an example: http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4033287

:spock:

Does it come with sedatives?

[Radar Chief]

:spock:

Does it come with sedatives?

When we had a cat we tried them. The cat got along with them about as well as you’d expect.

[fan4ever]

That's hilarious...I didn't see Frankie in any of those however...

[Why Not?]

:spock:

Does it come with sedatives?

Don't you mean antifreeze?

Anyone who feels different should come out here to AZ where frickin ferrel cats are everywhere even in nice communities

[Why Not?]

A good house cat may be a different story

[Al Bundy]

The guy in the ski mask? Looks like he was taking the cat as bait/distraction/accomplice for some sort of criminal spree.

[Buck]

If you don't like cats you are in the minority, but probably think you're in the majority. You're pretty much a Bolshevik.

[DaWolf]

So that's where this came from...

http://buckeyeempire.com/darkside/files/2012/10/tumblr_lwmiqzWfNg1r8ifvxo1_500.jpg

[fan4ever]

OK Kitty Lover, if you like dogs MORE than cats, are you in a majority?

[hometeam]

hate cats

[Donger]

If you don't like cats you are in the minority, but probably think you're in the majority. You're pretty much a Bolshevik.

Oh yeah?

However, according to an Associated Press/Petside.com poll, there are a lot more dog people out there; 74 percent of the test sample like dogs a lot, while only 41 percent like cats a lot.

See more at: http://moderndogmagazine.com/articles/dog-people-vs-cat-people/10716#sthash.PJN0Ic5D.dpuf

[gblowfish]

So that's where this came from...

http://buckeyeempire.com/darkside/files/2012/10/tumblr_lwmiqzWfNg1r8ifvxo1_500.jpg

Is that Bo Pellini?

[HemiEd]

Those pictures are funny as heck, and that one showing the guys with wine and matching outfits just may be the gayest thing I have ever seen. NTTIAWWT

I prefer and love the heck out of dogs. They make the daily grind tolerable by making me laugh when I normally wouldn't.

But cats are cool too.

[KCUnited]

Is that Bo Pellini?

No, it's Mr. Scraps.

[BlackHelicopters]

A friend of mine with cats uses nail caps. They're plastic coverings that you glue on. They last a few months, then they fall off on their own and you put new ones on. They work great because the cat still has its claws for jumping and playing but can't scratch up furniture or people.

This is an example: http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4033287

Our experience was that they lasted a few days, tops.

[Mosbonian]

A good house cat may be a different story

The only good cat is one that is large enough that when they tick you off for the last time you can make them into a nice area rug.

Or slippers...

[InChiefsHeaven]

I had a cat I inherited from a buddy who just didn't get along with the cat at all. My first apartment, the cat was good company. And an excellent roacher. My first place was kind of a dive, but that cat killed the hell outta them roaches! That was a good cat.

[Why Not?]

The only good cat is one that is large enough that when they tick you off for the last time you can make them into a nice area rug.

Or slippers...

Hahahhah. I tend to agree

[Easy 6]

LMAO those are sooo bad.

I took in a stray just a few days ago that had been coming around all summer and fall, she's a real sweetheart... isnt a spaz tearing up the place, climbing the curtains or scratching on things, never bolts for an open door.

Her only goal in life is to curl up as close to your face as possible, a real sweety.

[Lzen]

That's hilarious...I didn't see Frankie in any of those however...

He is the one laying on the couch.

:D

[Radar Chief]

LMAO those are sooo bad.

I took in a stray just a few days ago that had been coming around all summer and fall, she's a real sweetheart... isnt a spaz tearing up the place, climbing the curtains or scratching on things, never bolts for an open door.

Her only goal in life is to curl up as close to your face as possible, a real sweety.

She's just waiting for you to fall asleep then she's going to camp out on your face and smother you.

[DaWolf]

Is that Bo Pellini?

Yes, and it is attached to this twitter account:

https://twitter.com/FauxPelini

To which the real Pelini responded to the other day:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/FauxPelini">@FauxPelini</a> ok enough is enough... I want my cat back. You've had her long enough!</p>&mdash; Bo Pelini (@BoPelini) <a href="https://twitter.com/BoPelini/statuses/420383032588005376">January 7, 2014</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Lzen]

I used to like cats. I have a cat that I got in 97 as a kitten. But my boxers just want to play with her like a rag doll. So she just hangs in the basement all the time. She's pretty much worthless. Pukes up her food on furniture. Forgot how to bury her poop in the litter box. And for that matter, she isn't a real great aim, either. She used to at least kill mice but she lost that quality years ago. I'll be glad when she dies.

[fan4ever]

I used to like cats. I have a cat that I got in 97 as a kitten. But my boxers just want to play with her like a rag doll. So she just hangs in the basement all the time. She's pretty much worthless. Pukes up her food on furniture. Forgot how to bury her poop in the litter box. And for that matter, she isn't a real great aim, either. She used to at least kill mice but she lost that quality years ago. I'll be glad when she dies.

Well when that time comes, "a beautiful soul" will have left this earth. Man I miss Frankie...he was so much fun.

[Easy 6]

She's just waiting for you to fall asleep then she's going to camp out on your face and smother you.

Let her try it, theres a chinese restaurant just a few blocks away...

[gblowfish]

Let her try it, theres a chinese restaurant just a few blocks away...

House of "Meow?"

[Easy 6]

He is the one laying on the couch.

:D

LMAO just reading some Gore Vidal naked with my cat and having a few snorts of Glenlivet.

[WhiteWhale]

I used to like cats. I have a cat that I got in 97 as a kitten. But my boxers just want to play with her like a rag doll. So she just hangs in the basement all the time. She's pretty much worthless. Pukes up her food on furniture. Forgot how to bury her poop in the litter box. And for that matter, she isn't a real great aim, either. She used to at least kill mice but she lost that quality years ago. I'll be glad when she dies.

Getting old sucks for everyone.

[SeeingRed]

All I know is the guy in this video is a guy you would NEVER want to fuck with....ever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kjWBgA81LM

[Mr. Laz]

**** everyone. Cats are awesome.

This

[CoMoChief]

Those are some fine lookin specimens

[Easy 6]

Yes, and it is attached to this twitter account:

https://twitter.com/FauxPelini

To which the real Pelini responded to the other day:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/FauxPelini">@FauxPelini</a> ok enough is enough... I want my cat back. You've had her long enough!</p>&mdash; Bo Pelini (@BoPelini) <a href="https://twitter.com/BoPelini/statuses/420383032588005376">January 7, 2014</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

"If you think I make too much noise when I do push ups then go to a different library" ROFL

[gblowfish]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/this-guy-used-a-groupon-to-give-his-kitten-a-photoshoot-at-j?bffb

[Dayze]

All I know is the guy in this video is a guy you would NEVER want to **** with....ever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kjWBgA81LM

that's kick ass

[listopencil]

I have always had a cat and usually a dog or two.

[Nzoner]

But cats are cool too.

This my Siamese,Sammy and the absolute coolest cat I've ever owned,little shit has more personality than a lot of people I know.

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/393923_371948906154167_692070226_n.jpg

[SeeingRed]

that's kick ass

amazing right? Good luck trying to break into that guy's house :shake:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kjWBgA81LM

[Buck]

Oh yeah?



However, according to an Associated Press/Petside.com poll, there are a lot more dog people out there; 74 percent of the test sample like dogs a lot, while only 41 percent like cats a lot.



See more at: http://moderndogmagazine.com/articles/dog-people-vs-cat-people/10716#sthash.PJN0Ic5D.dpuf


That doesn't refute what I said and who knows the parameters of the poll.

[Tombstone RJ]

I used to like cats. I have a cat that I got in 97 as a kitten. But my boxers just want to play with her like a rag doll. So she just hangs in the basement all the time. She's pretty much worthless. Pukes up her food on furniture. Forgot how to bury her poop in the litter box. And for that matter, she isn't a real great aim, either. She used to at least kill mice but she lost that quality years ago. I'll be glad when she dies.

dude, that cat is 17 years old and being that old, it's probably not in too good of condition, especially if it can't go anywhere do to the dogs. Just say'n.

[notorious]

Cats are awesome.


Dogs are, too.

[T-post Tom]

http://aattp.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/tin-foil-hat-on-man-and-cat-300x225.jpg

[LoneWolf]

http://aattp.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/tin-foil-hat-on-man-and-cat-300x225.jpg

Is that rabblerouser?

[JD10367]

I used to like cats. I have a cat that I got in 97 as a kitten. But my boxers just want to play with her like a rag doll. So she just hangs in the basement all the time. She's pretty much worthless. Pukes up her food on furniture. Forgot how to bury her poop in the litter box. And for that matter, she isn't a real great aim, either. She used to at least kill mice but she lost that quality years ago. I'll be glad when she dies.

So , let's see... You got a kitten, who probably grew attached to you and loved you. You then got two dogs that basically abuse and try to kill the cat, so the cat has to retreat into the basement for safety where, in her old age, she lives a solitary existence listening to you and the dogs having fun upstairs where you wish death upon her.

I think I found the problem with your cat: you're a ****ing douchebag.

[Fish]

Browsing the Lounge, I misread the title as "Meth and Cats".

[gblowfish]

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[Sorter]

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[whoman69]

So is it ok if you get a picture with your dog?

The naked guys with cats, that's just creepy.

[Why Not?]

So , let's see... You got a kitten, who probably grew attached to you and loved you. You then got two dogs that basically abuse and try to kill the cat, so the cat has to retreat into the basement for safety where, in her old age, she lives a solitary existence listening to you and the dogs having fun upstairs where you wish death upon her.

I think I found the problem with your cat: you're a ****ing douchebag.

As much as I dislike cats it's hard to argue against your logic here

[Easy 6]

Yeah, Lzen... maybe put the dogs outside once in a while and show your other animal a little love once in a while.

[kcxiv]

my cat is cool. shits and pisses in the litter box. Clean up is easy, i dont have to let the cat out to do that. i dont have to walk the fucking cat. Cat minds his own business, just relaxes it.

Dogs, you gotta hit outside with shovel and clean up the biggest shits ever. lol i hated doing that when i had my dog. I loved my dog, he was awesome, but i dont miss cleaning shits in the yard. lol

[BigMeatballDave]

Compared to dogs, cats are miserable pieces of shit.

[Psyko Tek]

Don't you mean antifreeze?

Anyone who feels different should come out here to AZ where frickin ferrel cats are everywhere even in nice communities

my neighborhood is fairly clear

new mexican restaurant opened
heard the chicken chimi's kick ass

[Fire Me Boy!]

I like cats way better than dogs. A dog is too dumb to figure out if you're an asshole. You have to earn a cat's affection.

[Fire Me Boy!]

So , let's see... You got a kitten, who probably grew attached to you and loved you. You then got two dogs that basically abuse and try to kill the cat, so the cat has to retreat into the basement for safety where, in her old age, she lives a solitary existence listening to you and the dogs having fun upstairs where you wish death upon her.

I think I found the problem with your cat: you're a ****ing douchebag.

Just quoting for reinforcement.

[Goldmember]

I like dogs and cats. Dogs are easy and will like anyone, no challenge there. They don't care if you are a murderer, pedophile, rapist, lowlife, Raiderfan, etc. Cats have better intuition and don't like everyone. It's more of a challenge to get them to like you.

[Goldmember]

my cat is cool. shits and pisses in the litter box. Clean up is easy, i dont have to let the cat out to do that. i dont have to walk the fucking cat. Cat minds his own business, just relaxes it.

Dogs, you gotta hit outside with shovel and clean up the biggest shits ever. lol i hated doing that when i had my dog. I loved my dog, he was awesome, but i dont miss cleaning shits in the yard. lol

I'd say more than half the dog owners here don't give a shit about cleaning up dog shit.

[Buzz]

I don't dislike cats but I'm allergic to them and will do whatever it takes not to come into contact with them, they must sense this as they seem to love me. The other issue I would have is the smell, I can usually smell if someone has a cat by the time I reach their front door.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I don't dislike cats but I'm allergic to them and will do whatever it takes not to come into contact with them, they must sense this as they seem to love me. The other issue I would have is the smell, I can usually smell if someone has a cat by the time I reach their front door.

I doubt this very much unless those people are total slobs.

[Goldmember]

I don't dislike cats but I'm allergic to them and will do whatever it takes not to come into contact with them, they must sense this as they seem to love me. The other issue I would have is the smell, I can usually smell if someone has a cat by the time I reach their front door.

The smell is the fault of the cat owner for not cleaning the cat box, just like a dog owner not cleaning up the dog shit in the yard.

[Buzz]

I doubt this very much unless those people are total slobs.

You have a cat so you probably cant smell it, it's like people that wear too much perfume, they can no longer smell it so they put more and more on. I can also smell if someone is smoking a cig in a car while going down the road in front of me.

[Fairplay]

I hope no one farts within 50 feet of you.

[Buzz]

I hope no one farts within 50 feet of you.

:D

[gblowfish]

http://i39.tinypic.com/30xh5kn.jpg

[Fire Me Boy!]

http://i39.tinypic.com/30xh5kn.jpg

ROFL

[headsnap]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/this-guy-used-a-groupon-to-give-his-kitten-a-photoshoot-at-j?bffb


ROFL


just read the comments, that guy could be surrounded with pussy!!!!

[Why Not?]

my neighborhood is fairly clear

new mexican restaurant opened
heard the chicken chimi's kick ass

Their all over the place in Gilbert. I got a dog so they stay the F outta my yard but I see them plotting evil on the streets of the neighborhood

[gblowfish]

Here's a nice little story for everyone:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/house

[Lzen]

So , let's see... You got a kitten, who probably grew attached to you and loved you. You then got two dogs that basically abuse and try to kill the cat, so the cat has to retreat into the basement for safety where, in her old age, she lives a solitary existence listening to you and the dogs having fun upstairs where you wish death upon her.

I think I found the problem with your cat: you're a ****ing douchebag.

Wow, touched a nerve. I never said I did anything bad to the damn cat. She gets food, a warm place to live and attention even though not as much as before. Now if I said I'm gonna give her a bowl of antifreeze then you could call me douche. But alas, I still take care of her.

The dogs were pups when I got them. She never tried to get along with them. So give me a break.

[Lzen]

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