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gblowfish
01-10-2014, 02:14 PM
I love this story, a lot:
http://tinyurl.com/mmzsdrz

FAIRBANKS, Alaska (AP) — A New Year's tradition has left residents in one Interior Alaska community off the grid.

The traditional way to ring in the new year is to shoot off guns at midnight on Jan. 1 in the Alaska Native community of Tanana, located about 150 miles west of Fairbanks.

But this year, one or more revelers with .410-gauge shotguns shot out one of the town's main fiber-optic cable lines. The cable was strung about 20 feet high, and the cable had more than a dozen pellet holes in it, the Fairbanks Daily News-Miner reported Friday.

Ralph Eller, who owns Yukon Telephone and Supervisions Cable TV, said it's not clear if someone intentionally shot the cable or it if was an accident.

Either way, he said, "You can't fix stupid."

Eller said he's waiting for parts to be delivered before he can get the damaged cable fixed. Repair costs are estimated to be $10,000 because the fiber-optic line will have to be spliced together. That work will take at least two days after the parts arrive.

About a dozen recovered shotgun shells have been turned over to Alaska State Troopers.

Eller said troopers told him it would be difficult to prove did it unless witnesses come forward. He said so far, no one has fessed up.

Tanana is an Athabascan community with a population of roughly 250.

alnorth
01-10-2014, 02:18 PM
ROFL

Thats pretty good

BlackHelicopters
01-10-2014, 02:30 PM
Hell of a party anytime guns are involved.

SeeingRed
01-10-2014, 02:58 PM
Imagine an NFL team in Alaska? =0 now THAT would be a crazy home field advantage come December

Pablo
01-10-2014, 03:00 PM
LMAO

Morons.

Easy 6
01-10-2014, 04:21 PM
They'll find the maroon soon enough in that tiny little burgh.

On a lighter note, the reality show about that town is usually pretty cool, talk about some hard living... "well da ribbers floodin pretty good dontcha know so we gotta eh take da cabin off da foundation and move it with this here tractor".

CrazyPhuD
01-10-2014, 04:30 PM
I thought New Years Eve in Alaska was the day where everyone gets drunk and goes and mines for gold on each others 'claims' so to speak.

Radar Chief
01-10-2014, 04:33 PM
Hell of a party anytime guns are involved.

Guns + hooch = winning!

Donger
01-10-2014, 04:37 PM
LMAO

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/simgad/15964972970019089058

J Diddy
01-10-2014, 04:39 PM
Imagine an NFL team in Alaska? =0 now THAT would be a crazy home field advantage come December

and would still have better attendance than the Raiders

booger
01-10-2014, 04:58 PM
fuckin eskimos

A Salt Weapon
01-10-2014, 05:01 PM
I thought New Years Eve in Alaska was the day where everyone gets drunk and goes and mines for gold on each others 'claims' so to speak.

Nah, that's everyday.

A Salt Weapon
01-10-2014, 05:12 PM
LMAO

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/simgad/15964972970019089058

Damn, I thought it was only me that had to look at that traitor's piece of shit face

TribalElder
01-10-2014, 07:26 PM
Nice

It will cost moar than 10k to fix

hometeam
01-10-2014, 07:28 PM
There is no doubt Alaska is allllllllllllll 'merica

rockymtnchief
01-10-2014, 07:51 PM
We spent $17,000 fixing a fiber after some dumbass shot at a bird on our line this summer. Somebody hit the working fibers dead center with a .22.

Kiimo
01-10-2014, 09:17 PM
There was a huge problem in the late 90s in Miami where people would shoot their guns in the air on July 4th. The lead story on the Herald front page when I was there was Don't Shoot Your Guns, Bullets Come Down and Kill.


/florida

big nasty kcnut
01-10-2014, 09:23 PM
Begish is a loser vote joe miller!

AussieChiefsFan
01-10-2014, 09:31 PM
Imagine an NFL team in Alaska? =0 now THAT would be a crazy home field advantage come DecemberI've thought of this too. IMO it'd be awesome to see an NFL team in Alaska.

Deberg_1990
01-10-2014, 09:47 PM
Imagine an NFL team in Alaska? =0 now THAT would be a crazy home field advantage come December

Anchorage Eskimos would be offensive.

gblowfish
01-11-2014, 10:26 AM
The original NFL had a team called the Duluth Eskimos.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duluth_Eskimos