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gblowfish
01-15-2014, 02:59 PM
Sorry if re-post...
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2014/01/nfl-logos-hipsters.html

bowener
01-15-2014, 03:11 PM
These are not altogether that funny.

BlackHelicopters
01-15-2014, 03:14 PM
Dwayne Bowe understands all those logos

Red Brooklyn
01-15-2014, 03:15 PM
That Packers one is pretty good.

Rain Man
01-15-2014, 03:24 PM
What's the apple one? I don't want to have to go through a process of elimination to find the missing team.

Sassy Squatch
01-15-2014, 03:26 PM
What's the apple one? I don't want to have to go through a process of elimination to find the missing team.
Dallas I think. They're all grouped by division.

ptlyon
01-15-2014, 03:26 PM
What if NFL Legos were designed by Mattel?

ThaVirus
01-15-2014, 03:26 PM
Jaguars was funny.

Gets a big "meh" on the whole though..

C3HIEF3S
01-15-2014, 03:26 PM
What's the apple one? I don't want to have to go through a process of elimination to find the missing team.

Dallas maybe?

Dartgod
01-15-2014, 03:27 PM
What's the apple one? I don't want to have to go through a process of elimination to find the missing team.

Cowboys

Easy 6
01-15-2014, 03:28 PM
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO four out of four... these are hilarious, I love all of the hats and piercings, so many good ones to choose from, ours was actually the least funny.

Reerun_KC
01-15-2014, 03:29 PM
Lame....

Discuss Thrower
01-15-2014, 03:32 PM
The Buffalo one might be the best.

bobhill
01-15-2014, 03:33 PM
Those are so weak, that they are last week...

Tribal Warfare
01-15-2014, 03:35 PM
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Chiefs.png

When I hang out in other people’s gardens eating their flowers nothing sets me straight like a great IPA. Hops just set my love for life on fire, man, especially if it comes with a subtle citrus finish.

Easy 6
01-15-2014, 03:38 PM
Buncha stiffs up in here.

Dante84
01-15-2014, 03:40 PM
Bears and Jags were the best

HemiEd
01-15-2014, 03:41 PM
I enjoyed that. I want to be a hipster when I grow up.

Sassy Squatch
01-15-2014, 03:42 PM
What? We don't like the same joke applied to every fucking logo in the NFL? Lol piercings and funny hats guys lol amiriteM

DaFace
01-15-2014, 03:42 PM
I give it 3/10 stars.

Tribal Warfare
01-15-2014, 03:44 PM
Personally, I like the Lions one the best

redfan
01-15-2014, 03:51 PM
C'mon, man.

listopencil
01-15-2014, 03:59 PM
I don't think I want Whiskey Anus' latest release.

Reaper16
01-15-2014, 04:03 PM
In this thread: old people.

bdj23
01-15-2014, 04:04 PM
I laughed at a few. Oakland and Jacksonville were good.

Sassy Squatch
01-15-2014, 04:07 PM
Yeah you guys are all stiffs.

Discuss Thrower
01-15-2014, 04:08 PM
I don't think I want Whiskey Anus' latest release.

That sounded more mid-90s punk/thrashmetal moreso than contemporary hipster fare.

gblowfish
01-15-2014, 04:11 PM
Tough crowd. Bowe's got everybody's panties in a wad this week.

Discuss Thrower
01-15-2014, 04:21 PM
Tough crowd. Bowe's got everybody's panties in a wad this week.

They were getting the bird from NFL coaches before you were.

Sannyasi
01-15-2014, 04:34 PM
Its not that they were awful, but making fun of hipsters is just kind of hack at this point. It really is the lowest hanging fruit possible. Airport food jokes are more original than hipster jokes at this point.

hometeam
01-15-2014, 04:36 PM
terrible. just terrible.

Easy 6
01-15-2014, 04:51 PM
Tough crowd. Bowe's got everybody's panties in a wad this week.

This place is even bitchier and snipier than normal today.

DaFace
01-15-2014, 04:52 PM
This place is even bitchier and snipier than normal today.

Shut the fuck up you dirty whore.

Sassy Squatch
01-15-2014, 04:55 PM
This place is even bitchier and snipier than normal today.
Fuck you, seat sniffer.

tmw4h5
01-15-2014, 04:56 PM
The Rams logo wasn't funny, it was just awesome.

TEX
01-15-2014, 05:38 PM
My favorite is the Jaguars...

redfan
01-15-2014, 05:39 PM
Its not that they were awful, but making fun of hipsters is just kind of hack at this point. It really is the lowest hanging fruit possible. Airport food jokes are more original than hipster jokes at this point.

rep

Coach
01-15-2014, 05:44 PM
I give it 3/10 stars.

I see you're being very generous....

I give it a 1/10.

Mojo Jojo
01-15-2014, 06:21 PM
Jags is awesome.

BlackHelicopters
01-15-2014, 06:29 PM
I must not be a hipster.

GordonGekko
01-15-2014, 06:36 PM
Seahawk logo is actually legit, sub in Seattle for Coffee and you got it.

I'm always disappointed in what the artists come up for Chiefs logos when they do this sort of stuff.

KChiefer
01-15-2014, 08:39 PM
Some are pretty good. Ours should have been someone buttering toast with a flintknapped butter knife. Or a Jew with a tat of a dreamcatcher.

cdcox
01-15-2014, 10:41 PM
I think I'll grow a soul patch and watch 40 undergrads shave theirs. I'm very influential.

Cannibal
01-15-2014, 10:44 PM
In this thread: old people.

And rednecks of course.

TLO
01-15-2014, 11:25 PM
Ghey

KcMizzou
01-15-2014, 11:30 PM
Yeah, this sucks. And I am "old people".

bowener
01-16-2014, 12:49 AM
Its not that they were awful, but making fun of hipsters is just kind of hack at this point. It really is the lowest hanging fruit possible. Airport food jokes are more original than hipster jokes at this point.

This. And if they were designed by hipsters they wouldn't look like hipsters. Title of the article should say, "logos designed to look like hipsters."

If a hipster designed them, they would be a damn site better since the majority I know (and I know a lot... I probably fall under the "hipster" moniker as well, but almost anything does now) have awesome photoshop or illustrator abilities.

If the chiefs logo were designed by a hipster, it would be a "vintage" polaroid of an attractive white girl (thin) with war paint and a headdress on, while sitting in the back of a moving convertible corvair.

These are some female friends of mine (In the photo provided).

Jimmya
01-16-2014, 08:42 AM
Nice!