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Titty Meat
01-15-2014, 10:54 PM
I vote Salame Austinchief

tecumseh
01-15-2014, 10:57 PM
I've always been fond of the classic Farrah Fosset.

KcMizzou
01-15-2014, 10:58 PM
Nick Cage. Nick Cage.

DaFace
01-15-2014, 11:02 PM
You're all Austinchief's my favorites.

BossChief
01-15-2014, 11:19 PM
Hamas Jenkins. Austinchief

He is the only guy that forces me to go look up the definition of the words he uses on here. The dude has made short posts on here that intrigued me to the point that I researched his references to even understand the whole meaning of is post.

I also really enjoy reading Milkmans Austinchief's posts because we seem to almost always see eye to eye (except on McCluster) on topics and the guy almost always offers a unique opinion.

Hammock Parties
01-15-2014, 11:22 PM
htismaqe Austinchief

cosmo20002
01-15-2014, 11:22 PM
I've always been fond of the classic Farrah Fosset.

Geez, not even close. LMAO

cosmo20002
01-15-2014, 11:24 PM
Livesteam Austinchief

Dante84
01-15-2014, 11:35 PM
I enjoy Rainman Austinchief

Mav
01-15-2014, 11:38 PM
Douche Baggins. Austinchief

tecumseh
01-15-2014, 11:46 PM
Geez, not even close. LMAO

From a phonetic standpoint, you get the jist. Kate Upton. Now there's a poster.

AustinChief
01-15-2014, 11:46 PM
Wow guys, I'm touched by all the support! :D

saphojunkie
01-15-2014, 11:53 PM
Austinchief Phobia.

Fucking mods.

CrazyPhuD
01-15-2014, 11:58 PM
kirstie

hands down no comparison.

cosmo20002
01-16-2014, 12:02 AM
Livesteam Austinchief

Mod abuse. Probably reading our PMs and rep as we speak.

AustinChief
01-16-2014, 12:03 AM
Austinchief Phobia.

Fucking mods.

HAHAH well played!

listopencil
01-16-2014, 12:08 AM
I'm just going to go ahead and say Austin Chief. Why fight it?

lcarus
01-16-2014, 12:17 AM
Hmm. It's hard to pick just one, but I sometimes wonder if scott free is another me in another place because I normally agree with everything he says. notorious as well. I'm also somewhat fond of Orton's Pierced Taint, Bowser, SNR, loochy. But I would fuck all of you, so don't feel bad.

listopencil
01-16-2014, 12:28 AM
Hmm. It's hard to pick just one, but I sometimes wonder if scott free is another me in another place because I normally agree with everything he says. notorious as well. I'm also somewhat fond of Orton's Pierced Taint, Bowser, SNR, loochy. But I would **** all of you, so don't feel bad.

Oh no. I'm going to run to the fireplace and cauterize my asshole with a hot poker, to protect myself from the homosex and avoid catching the gay.

lcarus
01-16-2014, 12:30 AM
Oh no. I'm going to run to the fireplace and cauterize my asshole with a hot poker, to protect myself from the homosex and avoid catching the gay.

You're probably my favorite Broncos fan here. But still...fuck you and all. For being a Broncos fan and all that weird wacky wild stuff.

RealSNR
01-16-2014, 12:30 AM
Austinchief isn't my favorite, I'll tell you that much

listopencil
01-16-2014, 12:31 AM
You're probably my favorite Broncos fan here. But still...**** you and all. For being a Broncos fan and all that weird wacky wild stuff.

It's all good.

RealSNR
01-16-2014, 12:36 AM
You're probably my favorite Broncos fan here. But still...fuck you and all. For being a Broncos fan and all that weird wacky wild stuff.

That guy makes pancakes in the microwave. He was probably all aboard on that bacon-in-the-microwave fad that happened about a year ago. I think he uses the microwave for everything. His favorite TV show is watching food melt and spin in circles in the microwave. He uses it so much that he probably even eats Hot Pockets from time-to-time just because they're exclusively a microwave-only food.

RealSNR
01-16-2014, 12:37 AM
Austinchief isn't my favorite, I'll tell you that much

Ah, dang. I was hoping he'd put somebody else's name in there to stir some shit.

That's okay. I didn't frame my post the right way.

RustShack
01-16-2014, 12:38 AM
RustShack

Simply Red
01-16-2014, 12:42 AM
http://i.imgur.com/rrOl7hV.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/lCPOAUr.jpg

listopencil
01-16-2014, 12:43 AM
That guy makes pancakes in the microwave. He was probably all aboard on that bacon-in-the-microwave fad that happened about a year ago. I think he uses the microwave for everything. His favorite TV show is watching food melt and spin in circles in the microwave. He uses it so much that he probably even eats Hot Pockets from time-to-time just because they're exclusively a microwave-only food.

Unknown to most of you, I'm an incredible cook. I prepare meals for myself and my two younger kids on a regular basis. I pan fried some fish filets for dinner last night, with a tartar sauce I whipped up. Served them with corn fritters and steamed vegetables. Home made malted milk shakes for dessert.

Direckshun
01-16-2014, 12:44 AM
Hamas is hard to beat, and Clay's put more effort into this board than anybody.

Simply Red is just so fucking weirdly amazing, and Rain Man and FAX were great posters for their own reasons.

J Diddy
01-16-2014, 12:45 AM
Gochiefs with `his clear objective takes on everything

J Diddy
01-16-2014, 12:46 AM
Unknown to most of you, I'm an incredible cook. I prepare meals for myself and my two younger kids on a regular basis. I pan fried some fish filets for dinner last night, with a tartar sauce I whipped up. Served them with corn fritters and steamed vegetables. Home made malted milk shakes for dessert.

What the Frick is a corn fritter?

listopencil
01-16-2014, 12:52 AM
What the Frick is a corn fritter?

It's like a little pancake made with corn. You use corn kernels, flour, eggs, baking powder and a host of other ingredients depending on how you want to do it. For an easy way to cheat if you want to try them; use hush puppy mix from the grocery store and make them like little pancakes.

listopencil
01-16-2014, 12:54 AM
Here's a pic of some really simple ones cooking:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3uaTDtRMtVo/THMomJqaQOI/AAAAAAAABKk/dDL2NtCsvHk/s1600/Sweet%2BCorn%2BFritters%2B014.JPG

listopencil
01-16-2014, 12:56 AM
Here are some that are a bit more complicated with a dipping sauce:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6RfreNmmZEE/UUAQYFdnp-I/AAAAAAAAHD8/U9NkVjQ-Yf0/s1600/IMG_2485.JPG

Fairplay
01-16-2014, 12:58 AM
Austinchief

J Diddy
01-16-2014, 01:09 AM
It's like a little pancake made with corn. You use corn kernels, flour, eggs, baking powder and a host of other ingredients depending on how you want to do it. For an easy way to cheat if you want to try them; use hush puppy mix from the grocery store and make them like little pancakes.

Fair enough. Unbeknownst to those fuckers only a true chef would attempt to broaden his horizons by using every available options. That of course includes microwaves, toasters and the chop cut.

RustShack
01-16-2014, 01:25 AM
Talking about corn fritters while trying to get votes. Bold move.

007
01-16-2014, 01:38 AM
me

Dante84
01-16-2014, 01:40 AM
What happened to FAX?

TLO
01-16-2014, 01:46 AM
Big Nasty KC Nut

listopencil
01-16-2014, 01:49 AM
Fair enough. Unbeknownst to those ****ers only a true chef would attempt to broaden his horizons by using every available options. That of course includes microwaves, toasters and the chop cut.

I was stunned that microwaving a pancake worked. I had never even heard of trying that. I had to, for Science.

salame
01-16-2014, 02:20 AM
hi

nstygma
01-16-2014, 02:29 AM
Psicosis and Chris666(Dave Lane)

listopencil
01-16-2014, 02:48 AM
Mine is really ENDelt260.

crazycoffey
01-16-2014, 03:44 AM
Amarillochief

DaKCMan AP
01-16-2014, 06:36 AM
DaKCMan AP

Saulbadguy
01-16-2014, 06:54 AM
DOGPISS

ChiliConCarnage
01-16-2014, 07:23 AM
You.

Simply Red
01-16-2014, 08:27 AM
Mine is really ENDelt260.

one of the funniest of the 'first wave' - however that's not saying much.

Simply Red
01-16-2014, 10:16 AM
Direckshun is my favorite poster, I'd say.

Discuss Thrower
01-16-2014, 10:25 AM
Not AustinChief

rico
01-16-2014, 10:34 AM
Thig Life

loochy
01-16-2014, 10:45 AM
I have a man crush on Rain Man.

Marcellus
01-16-2014, 10:48 AM
Man, I dunno. in no particular order.

Austinchief, George BF, RainMan, SR, Milk, and I miss FAX for sure.

Donger
01-16-2014, 10:52 AM
Frankie, chiefs4me and that gal who claims that that is her ass.

Not necessarily in that order, mind you.

ThaVirus
01-16-2014, 10:55 AM
that gal who claims that that is her ass.

Umm.. Who?

Chiefs Pantalones
01-16-2014, 10:58 AM
Mine is really ENDelt260.

Lol I remember that guy. He never really talked football or sports really. But he was funny.

Donger
01-16-2014, 10:58 AM
Umm.. Who?

Before your time, I'm afraid. I don't remember her user name.

Easy 6
01-16-2014, 11:00 AM
Muhammed

ThaVirus
01-16-2014, 11:10 AM
Before your time, I'm afraid. I don't remember her user name.

Oh, ok.

Someone bumped an old thread recently that I read through. I came across a female poster that seemed to be using an actual pic of herself as her avater. She looked pretty good so I jokingly said I'd like to see her tits. Sure enough, someone linked me to a picture of said tits on this very website LMAO

It was a glorious ask and ye shall receive moment.. Was hoping this might have been a similar occasion.

Phobia
01-16-2014, 11:12 AM
It's pretty much me. Sorry. I really really like me some me.

Donger
01-16-2014, 11:16 AM
Oh, ok.

Someone bumped an old thread recently that I read through. I came across a female poster that seemed to be using an actual pic of herself as her avater. She looked pretty good so I jokingly said I'd like to see her tits. Sure enough, someone linked me to a picture of said tits on this very website LMAO

It was a glorious ask and ye shall receive moment.. Was hoping this might have been a similar occasion.

I believe this is she:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/album.php?albumid=7

The Franchise
01-16-2014, 11:19 AM
I believe this is she:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/album.php?albumid=7

Yep...haven't seen her around here in a long time.

ThaVirus
01-16-2014, 11:22 AM
I believe this is she:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/album.php?albumid=7

Yep. She had some fantastic tits.

Archie Bunker
01-16-2014, 11:26 AM
Going off of lounge and DC I'd pick...
1. Brock
2. SNR
3. Keg in KC

Donger
01-16-2014, 11:42 AM
Yep. She had some fantastic tits.

I presume that they still are.

TimBone
01-16-2014, 12:11 PM
Oh, ok.

Someone bumped an old thread recently that I read through. I came across a female poster that seemed to be using an actual pic of herself as her avater. She looked pretty good so I jokingly said I'd like to see her tits. Sure enough, someone linked me to a picture of said tits on this very website LMAO

It was a glorious ask and ye shall receive moment.. Was hoping this might have been a similar occasion.

Uhh.... link plz.

Titty Meat
01-16-2014, 12:14 PM
Chris616

AustinChief

Dayze
01-16-2014, 01:15 PM
Sofa King
Loochy
Sorter
Fax
Rainman
HemiEd
Radar Chief
GoChiefs

Phobia
01-16-2014, 01:19 PM
I need to start seeing "Phobia" from some people pretty soon or we are going to have a thread largely dominated by Saul Good and Patteeu over the weekend.

Donger
01-16-2014, 01:19 PM
Phobia.

chaz
01-16-2014, 01:24 PM
Thanks for all the votes guys.

Sorter
01-16-2014, 01:26 PM
Bob Dole.

Easy 6
01-16-2014, 01:29 PM
I need to start seeing "Phobia" from some people pretty soon or we are going to have a thread largely dominated by Saul Good and Patteeu over the weekend.

You're not Mohammed?

gblowfish
01-16-2014, 01:30 PM
It's pretty much me. Sorry. I really really like me some me.

I think I have to SING about it!

I'm just too good to be true
I'm so much better than you...
I'd be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold me so much....
I sometimes make myself cry
When I Thank God I'm Alive
I'm just too good to be true
I'm so much better than you!

ThaVirus
01-16-2014, 01:30 PM
Uhh.... link plz.

Here's the thread I was referred to:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6023036#post6023036

In case it doesn't bring you straight to the pic, it's in post #227.

gblowfish
01-16-2014, 01:32 PM
My all time favorite poster was Midnight Douche. Just because he was such an epic uber douche.

Fax had the best limericks.

Go Chiefs (Douche Baggins) makes the best videos.

cabletech94
01-16-2014, 01:32 PM
midnight vulture.



oh, and phobes, of course. ;)

cabletech94
01-16-2014, 01:32 PM
damn you, blowfish!!!!!!!

by *that* much!!!!!

Sorter
01-16-2014, 01:33 PM
Here's the thread I was referred to:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6023036#post6023036

In case it doesn't bring you straight to the pic, it's in post #227.

http://i.imgur.com/0016Rds.jpg

Rausch
01-16-2014, 01:34 PM
Sorter

With your more active participation in football threads (even if it's a fucking nag to egg you on enough to speak your mind) I'd put you up towards the top.

You seem young enough to still have teh spits and piss to take the effort to post WHY someone is wrong.

Repeatedly.

And with venom.

Good fer' you.

Sfeihc
01-16-2014, 01:35 PM
phobia, when he left. j/k If not for phobs I'd probably never have joined CP.

Bowser
01-16-2014, 01:36 PM
None of you. I hate you all.

Sorter
01-16-2014, 01:36 PM
Sorter

With your more active participation in football threads (even if it's a fucking nag to egg you on enough to speak your mind) I'd put you up towards the top.

You seem young enough to still have teh spits and piss to take the effort to post WHY someone is wrong.

Repeatedly.

And with venom.

Good fer' you.

Merci, mon ami.

Bowser
01-16-2014, 01:38 PM
There is a ton of comedic talent wasted on this site, though. A lot of you fuckers actually manage to be funny and entertaining from time to time. Pretty much what keeps me coming back.

Katipan
01-16-2014, 01:39 PM
2 of them are in this thread

Bowser
01-16-2014, 01:39 PM
Sorter frightens me. I could picture us having a laugh over a beer at a tailgate, and the next thing you know he's holding my still beating heart in his hands with never having lost his smile.

Dayze
01-16-2014, 01:42 PM
Sorter frightens me. I could picture us having a laugh over a beer at a tailgate, and the next thing you know he's holding my still beating heart in his hands with never having lost his smile.

and having a .gif of it.

Bowser
01-16-2014, 01:43 PM
and having a .gif of it.

Exactly. Boxxy would be incorporated into it somehow, and I would die thinking it was pretty cool that I ended up in a gif with Boxxy.

Sorter
01-16-2014, 01:44 PM
Sorter frightens me. I could picture us having a laugh over a beer at a tailgate, and the next thing you know he's holding my still beating heart in his hands with never having lost his smile.

ROFL

Phobia
01-16-2014, 01:48 PM
2 of them are in this thread

ENDelt was mentioned...

Phobia
01-16-2014, 01:50 PM
I think I have to SING about it!

I'm just too good to be true
I'm so much better than you...
I'd be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold me so much....
I sometimes make myself cry
When I Thank God I'm Alive
I'm just too good to be true
I'm so much better than you!

Wait - is this about me, you, or a cat?

Phobia
01-16-2014, 01:51 PM
There is a ton of comedic talent wasted on this site, though. A lot of you ****ers actually manage to be funny and entertaining from time to time. Pretty much what keeps me coming back.

You drop some gems here too. You're the reason I came back into this thread moments ago.

Dayze
01-16-2014, 01:52 PM
Exactly. Boxxy would be incorporated into it somehow, and I would die thinking it was pretty cool that I ended up in a gif with Boxxy.

I've always wondered....who is "Boxxy"?

Katipan
01-16-2014, 01:53 PM
ENDelt was mentioned...

For sure he should be someone's favorite.

Donger
01-16-2014, 01:54 PM
ENDelt was mentioned...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lyGp4HlY-Tw/T645esTo7XI/AAAAAAAABJU/Neo1vCld5Ok/s1600/sweet-jesus.gif

Sorter
01-16-2014, 01:54 PM
I've always wondered....who is "Boxxy"?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=boxxy


:)

Phobia
01-16-2014, 01:56 PM
For sure he should be someone's favorite.

Heh. Well, none of the rest of us have touched his pecker, so I guess he's yours.

Katipan
01-16-2014, 01:58 PM
Heh. Well, none of the rest of us have touched his pecker, so I guess he's yours.

I guess I have to qualify something very important.
Donger is one of my favs, the other favorite position just became available.

Phobia
01-16-2014, 02:00 PM
I guess I have to qualify something very important.
Donger is one of my favs, the other favorite position just became available.

What if I admit to touching his pecker once to let you off the hook?

Katipan
01-16-2014, 02:02 PM
What if I admit to touching his pecker once to let you off the hook?

I'm not sure I can handle having that much in common with you.

Dayze
01-16-2014, 02:03 PM
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=boxxy


:)

I'd like to revise my list.

:D

Phobia
01-16-2014, 02:05 PM
I'm not sure I can handle having that much in common with you.

He never mistook me for a fat gal, thankfully.

loochy
01-16-2014, 02:08 PM
I'm not sure I can handle having that much in common with you.

How is your name pronounced?

Kay tee pan?

cat ee pan

kuh tie pan

kay tee pun

cat ee pun

kuh tie pun

?

Bowser
01-16-2014, 02:11 PM
Well hell. Just for old time's sake, I went into the archives to find the videos of ENDelt during his quest to reach the century club. Unfortunately those links have all expired.

Maybe Clay has them archived somewhere since he helped host them.

Phobia
01-16-2014, 02:12 PM
I see Litchy is ESL.

Katipan
01-16-2014, 02:12 PM
How is your name pronounced?

Kay tee pan?

cat ee pan

kuh tie pan

kay tee pun

cat ee pun

kuh tie pun

?

Suh weet hart

Fairplay
01-16-2014, 02:12 PM
frazod

Katipan
01-16-2014, 02:13 PM
Well hell. Just for old time's sake, I went into the archives to find the videos of ENDelt during his quest to reach the century club. Unfortunately those links have all expired.

Maybe Clay has them archived somewhere since he helped host them.

I have those videos. Shall we start at $.50?

Phobia
01-16-2014, 02:13 PM
frazod

Good choice. He should be back any day and I think his meds are finally levelled out.

Katipan
01-16-2014, 02:15 PM
I would report the moderator abuse but I dont know where the button is.

Discuss Thrower
01-16-2014, 02:16 PM
Well hell. Just for old time's sake, I went into the archives to find the videos of ENDelt during his quest to reach the century club. Unfortunately those links have all expired.

Maybe Clay has them archived somewhere since he helped host them.

My power hour thread was better.

Pepe Silvia
01-16-2014, 02:17 PM
I believe this is she:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/album.php?albumid=7

She's pretty cute. :D

Donger
01-16-2014, 02:17 PM
I would report the moderator abuse but I dont know where the button is.

You could PM patt.

Bowser
01-16-2014, 02:21 PM
I have those videos. Shall we start at $.50?

Ooooh, Katipan the wicked. This is a fantastic blackmail opportunity.

Re-visit this thought the next time you've had a few drinks.

Bowser
01-16-2014, 02:22 PM
My power hour thread was better.

Must have missed that somehow. Link it up, I'm always in a the mood to watch people puke trying to reach alcoholic goals. :D

Reerun_KC
01-16-2014, 02:23 PM
Reerun_KC

Phobia
01-16-2014, 02:25 PM
Ooooh, Katipan the wicked. This is a fantastic blackmail opportunity.

Re-visit this thought the next time you've had a few drinks.

I already changed the asking price from $50 to $.50. I don't see anybody giving $50 but if you and Guru put your nickels together, I think she could get the $.50.

lcarus
01-16-2014, 02:26 PM
I've always gotten along with Dayze pretty well.

Bowser
01-16-2014, 02:28 PM
I already changed the asking price from $50 to $.50. I don't see anybody giving $50 but if you and Guru put your nickels together, I think she could get the $.50.

You think Guru is good for a nickel?

Mr_Tomahawk
01-16-2014, 02:28 PM
Has anyone said Mr_Tomahawk?

Donger
01-16-2014, 02:29 PM
Shall we start at $.50?

I figured you'd be more expensive than that.

Reerun_KC
01-16-2014, 02:29 PM
Has anyone said Mr_Tomahawk?

Nope not I

Katipan
01-16-2014, 02:32 PM
I figured you'd be more expensive than that.

Me too. I'm hoping we're just in a recession.

Bowser
01-16-2014, 02:36 PM
Me too. I'm hoping we're just in a recession.

Hmm, the recession. Explains why Bugeater ordered this shirt, I guess?

http://img1.etsystatic.com/011/1/7759198/il_340x270.422578181_tscz.jpg

Phobia
01-16-2014, 02:38 PM
You think Guru is good for a nickel?

When we tell him it used to be $50, he'll love the new price.

Phobia
01-16-2014, 02:38 PM
I figured you'd be more expensive than that.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=10373597&postcount=117

Bowser
01-16-2014, 02:38 PM
When we tell him it used to be $50, he'll love the new price.

Lol, excellent point.

Phobia
01-16-2014, 02:39 PM
Has anyone said Mr_Tomahawk?

Sorry. I prefer Mr. Hatchet better. It's the stone head and its propensity for chipping. Sorry.

Titty Meat
01-16-2014, 02:51 PM
How come nobody has voted for Salame?

Imon Yourside
01-16-2014, 02:56 PM
RustShack

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dayze
01-16-2014, 03:05 PM
I've always gotten along with Dayze pretty well.

FUCK YOU!!!


:D

C3HIEF3S
01-16-2014, 03:15 PM
Hootie, Thig, and SR

Pablo
01-16-2014, 03:26 PM
I like to think Rainman is everyone's favorite poster.

crazycoffey
01-16-2014, 03:30 PM
3 of them are in this thread

FYP

And, ahh thank you.

TimBone
01-16-2014, 03:35 PM
Here's the thread I was referred to:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6023036#post6023036

In case it doesn't bring you straight to the pic, it's in post #227.

For some reason I thought we were talking about a pic with those puppies just hanging out. Either way, very nice.

Simplicity
01-16-2014, 03:39 PM
Me.

Easy 6
01-16-2014, 03:49 PM
I like to think Rainman is everyone's favorite poster.

Yeah, he has quietly become the Chiefsplanet Dr. Xavier.

The smart guy rolling around in a wheelchair educating and providing guidance to all of the freaks.

Sofa King
01-16-2014, 03:55 PM
Sofa King
Loochy
Sorter
Fax
Rainman
HemiEd
Radar Chief
GoChiefs

I barely ever see that guy anymore. He should post more.

Dayze
01-16-2014, 04:14 PM
he's probably busy smelling his fingers.
....I'm nearly sure of it.

Sofa King
01-16-2014, 04:17 PM
he's probably busy smelling his fingers.
....I'm nearly sure of it.

That's probably mostly true. I also heard he is just waiting in the shadows for the next "draw something as fast as you can" or "Fisty McTatt" thread to show up.

Heck, he may even settle for a post as much as you can thread tournament.

Titty Meat
01-16-2014, 04:17 PM
Honestly I'm surprised people voted gochiefs. None of his posts are original and his trolling sucks.

Sofa King
01-16-2014, 04:20 PM
Honestly I'm surprised people voted gochiefs. None of his posts are original and his trolling sucks.

I feel like you're trolling with this post.

Dayze
01-16-2014, 04:25 PM
That's probably mostly true. I also heard he is just waiting in the shadows for the next "draw something as fast as you can" or "Fisty McTatt" thread to show up.

Heck, he may even settle for a post as much as you can thread tournament.

LMAO. I forgot about that thread. good times.
was that the one with the Elephant spraying diarrhea through it's trunk?

Easy 6
01-16-2014, 04:43 PM
Honestly I'm surprised people voted gochiefs. None of his posts are original and his trolling sucks.

He pretty much rested on his laurels this year, no gif 'ed up, no video work of any kind... the only thing he produced this year was a bunch of headaches.

RippedmyFlesh
01-16-2014, 05:40 PM
Bob Dole.

Ass kisser

BigMeatballDave
01-16-2014, 05:48 PM
FAX

RippedmyFlesh
01-16-2014, 05:48 PM
In no order Hammas SNR Sorter Rainman Milkman

Sofa King
01-16-2014, 05:57 PM
LMAO. I forgot about that thread. good times.
was that the one with the Elephant spraying diarrhea through it's trunk?

Yup. Hilarious results for such a short thread.

BlackHelicopters
01-16-2014, 06:19 PM
RainMan wins.

milkman
01-16-2014, 06:21 PM
I hate everybody equally.
One thing I hate more than everybody is popularity contests.

Hammock Parties
01-16-2014, 06:28 PM
He pretty much rested on his laurels this year, no gif 'ed up, no video work of any kind... the only thing he produced this year was a bunch of headaches.

I posted plenty of GIFs and videos on this board this year. I am outraged at your lack of appreciation.

Easy 6
01-16-2014, 06:31 PM
I hate everybody equally.
One thing I hate more than everybody is popularity contests.

BUT YOU WON

NOW WHADDYA THINK ABOUT 'EM?

NewChief
01-16-2014, 06:33 PM
Why does a search for Newchief in this thread return "Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms."?

Is the search engine broken or something?

Easy 6
01-16-2014, 06:33 PM
I posted plenty of GIFs and videos on this board this year. I am outraged at your lack of appreciation.

Maybe a handful of gifs, and they were almost entirely bad plays by Axl.

YOU WERE SENT TO UPLIFT MANKIND, YOU HAVE FAILED MISERABLY KAL-EL

ThaVirus
01-16-2014, 06:37 PM
If I had to choose an all out favorite it would probably be Rain Man. His jokes are just always so well done. Plus, outside of Direckshun, he probably puts the most time into developing thought provoking threads.

Some others I enjoy for various reasons:

Hamas: No one can string together such scathing insults more eloquently.

DJ's Left Nut: He's probably the best at debating.

KCUnited: Dude is so on point with his puns. It's like an art.

Pablo and Brock: I feel like they're the same dude. Love the sarcasm.

Dayze: Seems like the most down to Earth poster on the Planet.

Katipan
01-16-2014, 06:59 PM
FYP

And, ahh thank you.

Definitely my favorite authority figure.

cabletech94
01-16-2014, 07:17 PM
wait, we could vote?

Fat Elvis
01-16-2014, 08:06 PM
Gaz

GloryDayz
01-16-2014, 08:12 PM
This thread, like the NFL, is rigged!

Simply Red
01-16-2014, 09:18 PM
2 of them are in this thread




http://i.imgur.com/eL11pPl.gif

scho63
01-16-2014, 09:22 PM
Hmm, the recession. Explains why Bugeater ordered this shirt, I guess?

http://img1.etsystatic.com/011/1/7759198/il_340x270.422578181_tscz.jpg

ROFL

GloryDayz
01-16-2014, 09:35 PM
Hmm, the recession. Explains why Bugeater ordered this shirt, I guess?

http://img1.etsystatic.com/011/1/7759198/il_340x270.422578181_tscz.jpg

The Chinese lady who printed 20,000 of these just doesn't get it...

BigRedChief
01-16-2014, 10:02 PM
WTF is this shit? A non- Academy sponsored popularity contest?:harumph:

Hammock Parties
01-16-2014, 10:04 PM
Maybe a handful of gifs, and they were almost entirely bad plays by Axl.


Wrong.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=277854

I also created SIX different Chiefs videos this year.

You, sir, are an ungrateful whiner.

Simply Red
01-16-2014, 10:16 PM
who is Axl?

Easy 6
01-16-2014, 10:23 PM
The coolest thing about that thread, was T-Post Toms gif of Thurman and Travolta... you sir, are a mountebank spouting tired calumnies and a scoundrel... you may escort yourself out of town, or we can have a posse escort ya, English Bob.

Iowanian
01-16-2014, 10:32 PM
WTF is this shit? A non- Academy sponsored popularity contest?:harumph:


Is this the Bigredchief way of saying "but hey, $20 is $20"

Omaha
01-16-2014, 10:33 PM
I've always found Omaha to be pretty hilarious. I love that guy.

TLO
01-16-2014, 10:35 PM
Bag of Dicks might be my new favorite.

salame
01-16-2014, 10:39 PM
a/s/l?

J Diddy
01-16-2014, 10:47 PM
I hate everybody equally.
One thing I hate more than everybody is popularity contests.

You ought to change your username to Grouchy Smurf.

J Diddy
01-16-2014, 10:49 PM
Bag of Dicks might be my new favorite.

It sure does come as a big shocker that your favorite is a bag of dicks.

Easy 6
01-16-2014, 11:39 PM
To all of the people whom I've quoted and repped and 100% agreed with over the years a hundred times over, with nary a bad word between us, no contact at all really... and yet who ignore me as if my football opinions dont matter or dont make sense...

I forgive you, you are forgiven... but you're still a popularity seeking douchebag... oh HE isnt quite the kind I want to commiserate with, OK... but you STILL arent any smarter about football than me, lets just be clear about it.

Iowanian
01-16-2014, 11:45 PM
Bag of Dicks might be my new favorite.

food group?

Phobia
01-16-2014, 11:54 PM
To all of the people whom I've quoted and repped and 100% agreed with over the years a hundred times over, with nary a bad word between us, no contact at all really... and yet who ignore me as if my football opinions dont matter or dont make sense...

I forgive you, you are forgiven... but you're still a popularity seeking douchebag... oh HE isnt quite the kind I want to commiserate with, OK... but you STILL arent any smarter about football than me, lets just be clear about it.

You've done a really nice job of remaining gender neutral on this site, dude. That's no small feat. Congrats.

Phobia
01-16-2014, 11:57 PM
Why does a search for Newchief in this thread return "Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms."?

Is the search engine broken or something?

Dude - you're one of my very favorites and I'm not just saying that to get at your wife's husband's wife's money.

Simply Red
01-17-2014, 12:01 AM
To all of the people whom I've quoted and repped and 100% agreed with over the years a hundred times over, with nary a bad word between us, no contact at all really... and yet who ignore me as if my football opinions dont matter or dont make sense...

I forgive you, you are forgiven... but you're still a popularity seeking douchebag... oh HE isnt quite the kind I want to commiserate with, OK... but you STILL arent any smarter about football than me, lets just be clear about it.

I truly have no idea what this means. But it's fairy well written, I like the last paragraph.

Easy 6
01-17-2014, 12:21 AM
You've done a really nice job of remaining gender neutral on this site, dude. That's no small feat. Congrats.

Gender neutral... see, here another ballsack who just doesnt get me... MOOOOOOM, tell him to leave me alone!

I truly have no idea what this means. But it's fairy well written, I like the last paragraph.

You're a Champ, I appreciate the input, any guy with a car that nice and cultural takes a spot on as that deserves a danka and appreciation for his efforts here... now how do we deal with the rest of these ingrates?

I'm all alone here, drunkenly taking on the world...

Pushead2
01-17-2014, 12:27 AM
Dane

Joe Seahawk
01-17-2014, 12:41 AM
Joe Mariner

Joe Mariner
01-17-2014, 12:42 AM
Joe Seahawk

big nasty kcnut
01-17-2014, 12:44 AM
Joe seahawk
Dylan

AussieChiefsFan
01-17-2014, 12:47 AM
Chiefs=Good ain't a bad guy.

Easy 6
01-17-2014, 12:51 AM
Joe Free, Scotts big, meanass brother... yeah keep talkin...

Phobia
01-17-2014, 01:40 AM
Dane

Heh. I like that dude a lot. But I understand why people here do not.

Rain Man
01-17-2014, 01:46 AM
Joe Mariner

Joe Seahawk


Joe Sonic was pretty good, but he left.

RustShack
01-17-2014, 02:30 AM
What ever happened to Mecca?

Phobia
01-17-2014, 02:34 AM
What ever happened to Mecca?

Hair got too long. Tugged his brain right on out of his skull. Shame.

Mav
01-17-2014, 03:01 AM
I have a few. Bosschief, sorter,, rausch, scott free, jakemall, jasonsauto, mr saggy nuts, Dylan. Icarus.

rico
01-17-2014, 03:27 AM
Dane

Yuppp. When I warmed up for wrestling meets/tourneys during HS and college events, I always listened to the song, "Snap Your Fingers Snap Your Neck" by Prong on repeat in my handy-dandy disc man. It gave me an adrenaline rush. As dorky as this sounds, reading some of Dane's posts gives me a similar adrenaline rush sometimes....if I ever decided to participate in the MMA stuff (I'd stand a chance...there are 3 dudes from Iowa who have succeeded in MMA who I dominated in wrestling...and I also have a relatively flawless boxing background, but didn't take it as seriously as wrestling...the MMA atmosphere in SEI is a joke, yet the area's cream of the crop are still looked at as potential proteges by the Militich training camp which is located a measly hour away from me), I could literally read a Dane post and become all hyped prior to fighting...Even if I don't agree with him, I can't help but think to myself, "GET'M DANE!" while I am reading his posts.

Thig Life is awesome and what makes him awesome is the way people perceive him. He reminds me of Andy Kaufman. Some people get the "shtick" and some don't. What makes him funny are the people who don't get it and the way he gets them going...and keeps them going. It's gold.

Go Chiefs is the shit. Period. Funny as hell, and I can't get over how quick he is....like how quickly the dude is able to read, comprehend, respond to in intelligent and or hilarious/trollacious fashion and then in the blink of an eye, move on to the next thing in the same fashion. We are literally fortunate to have him as an integral part of CP.

I really liked Pawnmower...he was funny.

Baby Lee is awesome.

Dayze and Scott Free are so freaking nice...and not idiots to boot. I like them.

Saul Good....did some of you people forget his roasts from last year????? The guy is pretty creative.

Milkman...although he is a self-proclaimed asshole...who probably thinks I am a douche....not to mention, the way in which he whores himself out for attention especially when it comes to popularity contests can be annoying (chill out Mm...it's sarcasm). His football takes are entertaining, to the point and simultaneously informative.

Boss. He always brings a smile to my face. I always see him posting shit that I have thought, but have never posted...for example, his comment about having to google terms that Hamas Jenkins has used. I share the same admiration for Hamas. In fact, one time when I was all hopped up on adderal and taking a study break, I repped Hamas for a post, simply because I learned like 3 terms from his post in which I wasn't familiar with prior to reading. Hamas probably thought I was a flake for my rep message that was something along the lines of "dude, I LEARNED like 3 terms from the 1 post you wrote. You are one intelligent person!!!" I blame the adderal. Anyways...I also shared Boss's Stanzi-love... which was cool. I also get a kick out of Boss's admiration of Milkman. I'll see Milkman post something, and it is always inevitable that Boss seemingly perceives Milkman's posts as gospel and there is roughly a 99.9999999?% chance that you will see Boss taking the same stance as Milkman after reading a Milkman post. Just wait...in the next popularity contest thread, Boss will be all like, "I hate contests more than anything." It brings a smile to my face and I'd be a liar if I were to say that Milkman didn't, at least to a moderate extent, have the same influence on my own football views...I am still learning this shit, which is why I generally refrain from spewing my football views, for I am not 100% that I know what I am talking about quite yet...but am collectively learning because of people like Milkman, Boss being Milkman's parrot, tk13, DJ's Left Testicle, etc.

Hamas, pretty much for the same reason that Boss likes him. Plus, he's a Cardinals fan.

All Cardinals fans except for one of them who rubs me the wrong way, which is why I don't generally post in the Cardinals super thread. And no, it's not Big Red Chief, who I regrettably went off on in a Cardinals thread because I thought he was calling me a bandwagon fan...which he wasn't...that was my bad. I genuinely felt bad about that and he probably doesn't even remember it. Someone else.

Flybone McTimmerson, PGM and Nzoner. They are the closest CP users I have been to becoming friends with outside of CP. Heck, I think Flybone and I follow each other on twitter. PGM and I have always hit it off...plus he's a Cardinals fan. And Nzoner was going to let my wife, friend and I crash at his place for training camp last Summer...in which we all had to back out of due to some babysitting/school issues. Another note about Flybone: the dude cracks me up with some of his subtle shit that seems to fall between the cracks.

Big Nasty.....soft spot.

Phobia...we have common acquaintances and we are able to talk Iowa track to a minimal/moderate extent. I get the vibe that I annoy the shit out of him with my verbosity tendencies, but I don't care. Iowa. Plus...this dude is faster than I think people realize... I mean that in terms of physical capabilities. The dude is quick and presumably all-around athletic.

That dude holding the fish in his avatar is pretty cool. We own a cabin on the Mississippi and frequently go bank pole fishing...I'm sure this dude can relate, which is awesome. He's always been nice to me.

ptylon...common acquaintances and a nice enough dude who is pretty quick-witted.

patteau has always been nice to me, but he's a bit over my head sometimes. I like the dude, though...seems well-intentioned to me.

Direkshun.

Brianfo...most of us remember him from the suicidal ideation implication thread that he created a couple years ago, but I remember him from that...plus a really, really, nice post he made in the wrestling forum. It made me think to myself, "my God, this dude is legit...I wish he'd post more Chiefs-related shit...I could learn something."

Sorter...I don't have any idea what this dude's background is...meaning I have no idea whether this person is a dude or dudette or a Milkman or a youngster. He comes off to me as an EXTREMELY bright dude who is younger than me....probably in his mid-to late-twenties (judging by our common wrestling acquaintances). What I do know about the dude though is that he is a genuine wrestling fan, which is awesome. He and I are following two different levels of wrestling at the moment..he follows primarily college wrestling (I think) and I have a difficult time making time to follow college wrestling at the moment for I have a bro who is rated 4th in the state in HS and my youngest bro who just won his 4th grade school state title (an 8th grader and hopeful future D1 prospect...****, his record this year is 43-1 with 36 pins, 4 techs and his one loss being in OT to a Kansas kid of all places, named Jake Beason). I've seen enough of Sorter's input to know that he knows what he is talking about regarding wrestling though, and MMA for that matter, although I don't always agree with him when it comes to MMA predictions and/or observations. I am more wrestler-biased than he is. When it comes to FOOTBALL, this dude is so knowledgeable that some of his input comes off as foreign to me...like, I need to start off with Milkman, tk13, DJ's Left Testicle and even Boss Chief before I even attempt to try to understand Sorter's seemingly intelligent football takes. This guy comes off as a very intelligent kid to me...I hope CP doesn't lose him when he finds bigger and better things to do with his life...like Dane.

Hootie...

Billayyyyyyyyy GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!! (Arnold Schwarzenegger voice). I think he is funny and I just like his contribution to CP. He reminds me of my friends. I love my friends.

Mr. Tomahawk...he reminds me of the slow-clap guy from "Not Another Teen Movie." It brings a smile to my face. Watching he and Setsuna "fight" for the rights of the official Tyler Bray thread was comical to me....and I'm on the Bray-wagon with them.

Maverick's Ace....I don't care if this guy is an Alex Smith fan, a Chiefs fan, a 49ers fan or a friggy-diggy Browns fan, I like reading this guy's input on shit. Man, he's like a living, breathing Almanac when it comes to the teams he follows, not to mention the random opposing teams. This dude comes off to me as way more knowledgeable than he is given credit for. There will be a little spat about a relatively pointless game, for example, the Jags vs. Bucs or something, and this dude will be able to spit out random (presumed) facts regarding both teams' coaching staffs and their inclinations. I think he brings a lot to the table in terms of football discussion and I wish he would give up on the Browns and 49ers and be an exclusive Chiefs fan, but at the same time...I like his range of knowledge of ALL the teams in the NFL. This guy is underrated.

pr capone and Mary Mac... Fire Pioli, Bench Matt Cassel. Enough said. My God that was bold...and....effective.

Simply Red... nice dude. Reminds me of one of my friends who tends to be on the metrosexual side... I don't really think he is a sports genius by any means, but he fits in there...he's....cool.

SNR....I rarely disagree with this dude, but man...it's interesting sitting back and watching how progressively and presumably inadvertently more and more cynical he become with each passing Copper-less day. He's cool.

Donger... I hate admitting that I actually like this dude. In that poll, I voted that he is a "shit" poster. I dunno...he adds some unique personality to this shit-storm.

OK, I'm done. I'm drunk as shit. I'm drinking a big ass jug of Carlo Rossi Sangria...something I haven't drank since I was in college 7 years ago. I'm real close to guzzling the whole big-ass jug. Not to mention, I'm watching "Born on the Fourth of July," which is a movie that I can't get through without sobbing like an over-emotional he-bitch...so I'm sentimental right now. I love all of you, with an exception of that Buddha dude...that dude can go to hell, die, then go to hell again.

Love,

RicoSwaff

rico
01-17-2014, 03:35 AM
Oh, and Rain Man just posted...that reminded me of "Rain Man." It's obvious, by the way people talk about him on here that he is awesome... I just think I'm too n00btricious to know exactly what it was this guy wrote that separated him from the pack. I mean, I've seen this dude's topics....they are cool topics. However, the way he is worshiped here gives me the feeling that there was a LOT that I missed out on in terms of the awesomeness of Rain Man because I haven't seen it. I mean, he is cool and all...I've always gotten along with the dude...but I feel there is something I missed out on. I'm not doubting his brilliance...I just haven't noticed it yet.... can someone fill me in on who/what this dude or dudette is????

Mav
01-17-2014, 03:57 AM
Rico. You just owned this thread. Much respect to you!

LoneWolf
01-17-2014, 05:38 AM
Rico is my favorite poster. His posts are always short and to the point without a lot of extra fluff. He's like the Joe Friday of this forum. Just the facts ma'am.

Sassy Squatch
01-17-2014, 05:45 AM
Rico is my favorite poster. His posts are always short and to the point without a lot of extra fluff. He's like the Joe Friday of this forum. Just the facts ma'am.
http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2013/02/07/mrbean072way-3da44b4066fc01642886bbe2660189b6a645d1a0-s6-c30.jpg

big nasty kcnut
01-17-2014, 05:58 AM
Rico the only Olympic i'm in is the one where the event is doing your girlfriend when you're at work that was a backhanded compliment if i ever heard one.

Tribal Warfare
01-17-2014, 06:40 AM
What ever happened to Mecca?

he stopped by and posted in the 810 Bowe thread

Sully
01-17-2014, 07:17 AM
Baby Lee
Hamas

Huge gap

Sorter is a strong poster
I like Dayze just because I know him and his wife.
Saul Good
Direckshun
Dirk
Phobia

And there are a few posters that I think are absolutely terrible people and posters, but I can't wait to read their next post because of the unintentional funny (not gonna name them).

Sully
01-17-2014, 07:18 AM
Shit... Left out Milkman and Flop. I appreciate the shit out of both posters for different reasons.

Katipan
01-17-2014, 07:42 AM
http://i.imgur.com/eL11pPl.gif

http://replygif.net/i/1347.gif

COchief
01-17-2014, 07:52 AM
Rico is my favorite poster. His posts are always short and to the point without a lot of extra fluff. He's like the Joe Friday of this forum. Just the facts ma'am.

Also well known for delivering scathing and hilarious "roasts" of other posters...

:)

Kidding, Rico

Fansy the Famous Bard
01-17-2014, 07:55 AM
DJ - Puts a lot of thought into his posts at times (****ing mizzou homer)
Rainman - for obvious reasons

Fansy the Famous Bard
01-17-2014, 07:59 AM
Oh, and Rain Man just posted...that reminded me of "Rain Man." It's obvious, by the way people talk about him on here that he is awesome... I just think I'm too n00btricious to know exactly what it was this guy wrote that separated him from the pack. I mean, I've seen this dude's topics....they are cool topics. However, the way he is worshiped here gives me the feeling that there was a LOT that I missed out on in terms of the awesomeness of Rain Man because I haven't seen it. I mean, he is cool and all...I've always gotten along with the dude...but I feel there is something I missed out on. I'm not doubting his brilliance...I just haven't noticed it yet.... can someone fill me in on who/what this dude or dudette is????

My opinion on Rain Man - He will hold a conversation with anyone. You may not be a regular, or a 1000 post a day poster, yet he will listen to anyone, and discuss things with anyone in a respectful and intelligent manner. He puts effort into his conversations as well. It seems he honestly enjoys conversing rather than trying to promote his post count or inflate his internet ego.

That's just my take on the guy. He seems genuine.

That all being said, he's gotta be a sock, right? :D

Dayze
01-17-2014, 08:26 AM
Baby Lee
Hamas

Huge gap

Sorter is a strong poster
I like Dayze just because I know him and his wife
Saul Good
Direckshun
Dirk
Phobia

And there are a few posters that I think are absolutely terrible people and posters, but I can't wait to read their next post because of the unintentional funny (not gonna name them).

LIAR!!!

Bearcat
01-17-2014, 09:07 AM
Oh, and Rain Man just posted...that reminded me of "Rain Man." It's obvious, by the way people talk about him on here that he is awesome... I just think I'm too n00btricious to know exactly what it was this guy wrote that separated him from the pack. I mean, I've seen this dude's topics....they are cool topics. However, the way he is worshiped here gives me the feeling that there was a LOT that I missed out on in terms of the awesomeness of Rain Man because I haven't seen it. I mean, he is cool and all...I've always gotten along with the dude...but I feel there is something I missed out on. I'm not doubting his brilliance...I just haven't noticed it yet.... can someone fill me in on who/what this dude or dudette is????

He's the sharpest and most clever person here. Just think about all the times you've seen the same joke posted several times in the same thread, or you think of something funny to say only to find someone else has already posted it, or how often people default to running a word or phrase further into the ground... all of that should make you appreciate the originality and thought that goes into his posts.

While other people are hilarious in their own way, his posts are much more cerebral and calculated as opposed to someone who (while they may still be funny) comes off like they're trying too hard to be funny.

I guess some might see it as dry, since it often lacks the emotion and directness of someone like Hamas or Iowanian, but IMO it adds to the brilliance.

Dayze
01-17-2014, 09:12 AM
^ This

Sully
01-17-2014, 09:16 AM
duncan_Idaho is a great read, for Royals and Mizzou info, as well.

Fansy the Famous Bard
01-17-2014, 09:24 AM
duncan_Idaho is a great read, for Royals and Mizzou info, as well.

I enjoy duncan as well, but when it comes to his hating everything KU - he quickly turns from a great poster to just another blind hater without objectivity.. it's weird seeing the transformation with him from one thread to another.

Simply Red
01-17-2014, 09:45 AM
http://replygif.net/i/1347.gif




http://i43.tinypic.com/f0rleo.gif

rico
01-17-2014, 10:26 AM
My opinion on Rain Man - He will hold a conversation with anyone. You may not be a regular, or a 1000 post a day poster, yet he will listen to anyone, and discuss things with anyone in a respectful and intelligent manner. He puts effort into his conversations as well. It seems he honestly enjoys conversing rather than trying to promote his post count or inflate his internet ego.

That's just my take on the guy. He seems genuine.

That all being said, he's gotta be a sock, right? :D

Well...that's pretty awesome.

You mean like a sock-puppet? You may have to elaborate on the sock joke because I'm not sure that I get it...??? He sounds pretty awesome. I was quite flattered that he seemingly didn't have me on ignore a couple weeks ago when I posted in his Kendrick Lewis vs. the kicker who does not deserve a name, thread that he created. For a while, I was starting to believe that everyone had me on ignore. Like I said, he's been cool to me and I like him...I just constantly see him put on a pedestal and worshipped by folks and I haven't really "gotten" it.

He's the sharpest and most clever person here. Just think about all the times you've seen the same joke posted several times in the same thread, or you think of something funny to say only to find someone else has already posted it, or how often people default to running a word or phrase further into the ground... all of that should make you appreciate the originality and thought that goes into his posts.

While other people are hilarious in their own way, his posts are much more cerebral and calculated as opposed to someone who (while they may still be funny) comes off like they're trying too hard to be funny.

I guess some might see it as dry, since it often lacks the emotion and directness of someone like Hamas or Iowanian, but IMO it adds to the brilliance.

Hmm... that's pretty interesting. Pretty cool shit, yo!!!

stevieray
01-17-2014, 10:29 AM
And there are a few posters that I think are absolutely terrible people

IMO, that's a little presumptiuous...I'd bet money that everyone here is a pretty cool in person.

Simply Red
01-17-2014, 10:31 AM
IMO, that's a little presumptiuous...I'd bet money that everyone here is a pretty cool in person.

were you able to meet RedRum at that little get together at Joes?

rico
01-17-2014, 10:31 AM
Also well known for delivering scathing and hilarious "roasts" of other posters...

:)

Kidding, Rico

ASSHOLE!!!!!!!

Just kidding.

I stepped on my own dick and was over-zealous in that shit last year, especially in the 1st Hootie roast... But I will argue til' I'm Michael Jackson that my 2nd roast of Hootie, while long-winded, wasn't AS bad, and that my roast of Direskshun wasn't preposterous and that my roast of Setsuna was my best ones....one of the best roasts overall. I'm AT THE MINIMUM, confident that my roast of Setsuna wasn't awful like my Hootie roasts.

Fansy the Famous Bard
01-17-2014, 10:33 AM
You mean like a sock-puppet? You may have to elaborate on the sock joke because I'm not sure that I get it...???

Yes... Sock = sock puppet...

http://chandlersfantasyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Sock_Puppet_1_small1.jpg

ThaVirus
01-17-2014, 10:36 AM
Recent posts remind me: lcarus, Flybone McTimmerson and Flopnuts are pretty down to Earth in the Dayze mold.

Saul Good is also a good poster. If ever I see he was the most recent to respond to a thread, I always check it out.

rico
01-17-2014, 10:36 AM
IMO, that's a little presumptiuous...I'd bet money that everyone here is a pretty cool in person.

I've thought that before, as well...despite how badass someone may be on CP. Hell, if anyone would know this, it'd be you....you are the Elvis dude at the KC games, right? You've probably met a shit-load of CP posters. I've only met one...and that's my cousin...and he wasn't thick-skinned enough for this place. He lasted a whopping 75 posts or so before saying, "FUCK THESE PEOPLE, THEY ARE ALL ASSHOLES!!!"

Dayze
01-17-2014, 10:38 AM
I met Sevieray once and he stabbed me with a shank and took all my money.

He said he was then going to the Shady Lady after the game. whatever that is.

Fansy the Famous Bard
01-17-2014, 10:39 AM
Recent posts remind me: lcarus, Flybone McTimmerson and Flopnuts are pretty down to Earth in the Dayze mold.

Saul Good is also a good poster. If ever I see he was the most recent to respond to a thread, I always check it out.

Ya Dayze and Saul Good are two of my favorites as well. Saul Good has a nice little way of baiting people and getting jabs in without them even realizing it... i find it hilarious.

MIAdragon
01-17-2014, 10:39 AM
I've thought that before, as well...despite how badass someone may be on CP. Hell, if anyone would know this, it'd be you....you are the Elvis dude at the KC games, right? You've probably met a shit-load of CP posters. I've only met one...and that's my cousin...and he wasn't thick-skinned enough for this place. He lasted a whopping 75 posts or so before saying, "**** THESE PEOPLE, THEY ARE ALL ASSHOLES!!!"

Yes all assholes we are, but we're OUR assholes.

rico
01-17-2014, 10:40 AM
Yes... Sock = sock puppet...

http://chandlersfantasyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Sock_Puppet_1_small1.jpg

Hahaha, awesome. I tried doing a Chuck Pagano impression for this dude at work 6 days ago, and for whatever reason, when I do a Chuck Pagano impression, it sounds nothing like him, but sounds EXACTLY like Mick Foley. With that said, I now have a spot-on impression of Mick Foley...but the catch is that I have to make-believe that I am impersonating Chuck Pagano in order to give this spot-on impression of ol' Mankind.

lcarus
01-17-2014, 10:40 AM
This is my favorite poster from the 90s.

http://www.starspage.net/desktop_wallpapers/female_celebrity/carmen_electra/images/carmen-electra-36-893v2g1yc1-1024x768.jpg

rico
01-17-2014, 10:42 AM
I met Sevieray once and he stabbed me with a shank and took all my money.

He said he was then going to the Shady Lady after the game. whatever that is.

Typical Elvis impersonator bullshit, right?

Jk, S-Ray.

stevieray
01-17-2014, 10:43 AM
I met Sevieray once and he stabbed me with a shank and took all my money.

He said he was then going to the Shady Lady after the game. whatever that is.

ppppft..I would've stolen that new bike....:D

stevieray
01-17-2014, 10:45 AM
I've thought that before, as well...despite how badass someone may be on CP. Hell, if anyone would know this, it'd be you....you are the Elvis dude at the KC games, right? You've probably met a shit-load of CP posters. I've only met one...and that's my cousin...and he wasn't thick-skinned enough for this place. He lasted a whopping 75 posts or so before saying, "**** THESE PEOPLE, THEY ARE ALL ASSHOLES!!!"
FWIW, everyone I've ever met from here has been pretty cool...

stevieray
01-17-2014, 10:46 AM
Typical Elvis impersonator bullshit, right?

Jk, S-Ray.

uh a huh..

Fansy the Famous Bard
01-17-2014, 10:46 AM
FWIW, everyone I've ever met from here has been pretty cool...

You live a blessed life.

lcarus
01-17-2014, 10:47 AM
On a side note, I'm pretty sure if I was around him in person, I could get Donger to try weed.

stevieray
01-17-2014, 10:47 AM
You live a blessed life.


?????

rico
01-17-2014, 10:49 AM
uh a huh..

That comes off as the opening to Jay-Z's song featuring Foxy Brown and Babyface called "Sunshine." Before Jay-Z starts dropping his wicked rhymes, he's all like, "uh-uh-uh-a-huh." Then that sweet ass beat kicks in...

Mr. Flopnuts
01-17-2014, 10:52 AM
Recent posts remind me: lcarus, Flybone McTimmerson and Flopnuts are pretty down to Earth in the Dayze mold.

Saul Good is also a good poster. If ever I see he was the most recent to respond to a thread, I always check it out.

I genuinely appreciate that. I try to act no different here than I would if we were face to face. I want to make folks laugh and generally have a good time. So while the popularity contests are not anything I'd win these days, down to Earth is about the nicest thing I think anyone could say to me on here.

Thank you to Sully as well. I love that guy and his wife.

Eleazar
01-17-2014, 10:53 AM
I met Sevieray once and he stabbed me with a shank and took all my money.

He said he was then going to the Shady Lady after the game. whatever that is.

:doh!:

Actually, a friend and I had our photos taken with him at a game a long time ago, before I knew he was a poster here.

stevieray
01-17-2014, 10:54 AM
:doh!:

Actually, a friend and I had our photos taken with him at a game a long time ago, before I knew he was a poster here.


really? that's cool.

Mav
01-17-2014, 10:55 AM
I genuinely appreciate that. I try to act no different here than I would if we were face to face. I want to make folks laugh and generally have a good time. So while the popularity contests are not anything I'd win these days, down to Earth is about the nicest thing I think anyone could say to me on here.

Thank you to Sully as well. I love that guy and his wife.

You would get my vote snookems.

Dayze
01-17-2014, 10:55 AM
I genuinely appreciate that. I try to act no different here than I would if we were face to face. I want to make folks laugh and generally have a good time. So while the popularity contests are not anything I'd win these days, down to Earth is about the nicest thing I think anyone could say to me on here.

Thank you to Sully as well. I love that guy and his wife.

That; same here. What you read is what you get with me.

Though, I think the only folks I've met from here in real life are Big Red Chief (CP Hockey Game), Luv (CP Hockey Game), Bearcat (CP Hockey Game), Dave Lane (Completely random encounter at an Observatory), Sully (long time friend of my wife, and I consider him a friend as well), and Jilly (since performed the wedding for my wife and I).

Mr. Flopnuts
01-17-2014, 10:56 AM
I've thought that before, as well...despite how badass someone may be on CP. Hell, if anyone would know this, it'd be you....you are the Elvis dude at the KC games, right? You've probably met a shit-load of CP posters. I've only met one...and that's my cousin...and he wasn't thick-skinned enough for this place. He lasted a whopping 75 posts or so before saying, "FUCK THESE PEOPLE, THEY ARE ALL ASSHOLES!!!"

Stevie is probably the coolest motherfucker I've met on this website. We don't always agree politically, but we click like crazy. I could talk to him for hours and then wonder where the time went. I absolutely love that guy. /nohomo

Fansy the Famous Bard
01-17-2014, 10:57 AM
?????

Hah... maybe I just see the evil in people that i shouldn't... Just seems there's a lot of folks around here that cannot get out of their own way...

Maybe it's just me and not them. Hence, you living the blessed life. :D

Dayze
01-17-2014, 10:58 AM
ppppft..I would've stolen that new bike....:D

...bike? what new bike?



:D

stevieray
01-17-2014, 10:58 AM
Hah... maybe I just see the evil in people that i shouldn't... Just seems there's a lot of folks around here that cannot get out of their own way...

Maybe it's just me and not them. Hence, you living the blessed life. :D

:hmmm:

rico
01-17-2014, 10:59 AM
On a side note, I'm pretty sure if I was around him in person, I could get Donger to try weed.

You are the dude who either owns or comes from a family of people who own a trophy business, right??? If so, that's pretty awesome. I'm currently very active in the Iowa high school and youth wrestling scene...I do radio for Southeast Iowa events and assist with some of our local youth tourneys, in which to youth wrestlers, the wall-chart (that's all I EVER cared about) isn't as important to them as the nice trophies they take home. I'll have to keep you in mind for the next Mepo/Burlington/West Burlington youth wrestling tourneys next year...I am an influential force in the organization of all 3 of those youth tourneys, and all 3 of them attract 300+ entrants. I'm assuming that would be a nice score for y'all. I dunno, drop me a line next Fall sometime, considering I am not off in terms of my memory of you stating that your family is in the trophy business. You've always seemed cool.

lcarus
01-17-2014, 10:59 AM
Hah... maybe I just see the evil in people that i shouldn't... Just seems there's a lot of folks around here that cannot get out of their own way...

Maybe it's just me and not them. Hence, you living the blessed life. :D

Dayze is pretty evil I bet. He acts all nice and laid back, but for years he's been secretly plotting the complete and utter destruction of this place and....THE WORLD.

Fansy the Famous Bard
01-17-2014, 10:59 AM
...bike? what new bike?



:D

wait, i thought you were running that Forty-Eight? Did you get a different one?

Mr. Flopnuts
01-17-2014, 10:59 AM
You would get my vote snookems.

I'm just glad you survived the initial shithead storm. I know a good poster when I read one.

lcarus
01-17-2014, 11:00 AM
You are the dude who either owns or comes from a family of people who own a trophy business, right??? If so, that's pretty awesome. I'm currently very active in the Iowa high school and youth wrestling scene...I do radio for Southeast Iowa events and assist with some of our local youth tourneys, in which to youth wrestlers, the wall-chart (that's all I EVER cared about) isn't as important to them as the nice trophies they take home. I'll have to keep you in mind for the next Mepo/Burlington/West Burlington youth wrestling tourneys next year...I am an influential force in the organization of all 3 of those youth tourneys, and all 3 of them attract 300+ entrants. I'm assuming that would be a nice score for y'all. I dunno, drop me a line next Fall sometime, considering I am not off in terms of my memory of you stating that your family is in the trophy business. You've always seemed cool.

Sure man. Just send me a message whenever the time comes. I'll get you a good deal.

Fansy the Famous Bard
01-17-2014, 11:00 AM
:hmmm:

I mean that as in you being able to like everyone... I'm the one suffering.

Words fail me this morning. :drool:

stevieray
01-17-2014, 11:01 AM
Stevie is probably the coolest mother****er I've met on this website. We don't always agree politically, but we click like crazy. I could talk to him for hours and then wonder where the time went. I absolutely love that guy. /nohomo

flop has one of the biggest hearts of anyone I've ever met..Simply Red is right there too...

there's just too many good people here to pick one.

rico
01-17-2014, 11:01 AM
Stevie is probably the coolest mother****er I've met on this website. We don't always agree politically, but we click like crazy. I could talk to him for hours and then wonder where the time went. I absolutely love that guy. /nohomo

I don't doubt that one bit, homeslice.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-17-2014, 11:02 AM
You are the dude who either owns or comes from a family of people who own a trophy business, right??? If so, that's pretty awesome. I'm currently very active in the Iowa high school and youth wrestling scene...I do radio for Southeast Iowa events and assist with some of our local youth tourneys, in which to youth wrestlers, the wall-chart (that's all I EVER cared about) isn't as important to them as the nice trophies they take home. I'll have to keep you in mind for the next Mepo/Burlington/West Burlington youth wrestling tourneys next year...I am an influential force in the organization of all 3 of those youth tourneys, and all 3 of them attract 300+ entrants. I'm assuming that would be a nice score for y'all. I dunno, drop me a line next Fall sometime, considering I am not off in terms of my memory of you stating that your family is in the trophy business. You've always seemed cool.

You're awesome. I love that!

rico
01-17-2014, 11:03 AM
Sure man. Just send me a message whenever the time comes. I'll get you a good deal.

Awesome...will do.

Mav
01-17-2014, 11:03 AM
I'm just glad you survived the initial shithead storm. I know a good poster when I read one.

That's why you made my list sir. Much respect to you. You reached out when all I was getting was die in a fire, eat a bucket of aids, and get raped by a bunch of aids infested red ass baboons.

You were that guy./ no homo.

Mav
01-17-2014, 11:04 AM
Icarus too. Obviously never met him but talked on xbox live when playing gta5 . Just a chill dude.

lcarus
01-17-2014, 11:06 AM
Icarus too. Obviously never met him but talked on xbox live when playing gta5 . Just a chill dude.

Ah yes. I need to pop in some GTA 5 again some time. I haven't played it in a while. I've been playing a lot of single player stuff on PC lately. Max Payne 3 most recently, but I get to a certain point and it freezes every time so I'm stuck. Argh.