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UK_Chief
01-24-2014, 04:09 AM
...have one big testicle, the size of say a small melon, or a lot of small testicles like a bunch of grapes.

Please explain your answer. :thumb:

CrazyPhuD
01-24-2014, 04:11 AM
3 Penii the size of large melons of course...you'd have to be fucked up to not want that.

MahiMike
01-24-2014, 07:05 AM
Just watched that south park episode where guy's balls were so big he hopped around on them like a bouncy ball. Funny.

Katipan
01-24-2014, 07:19 AM
We try not to look directly at them so who cares.

BigMeatballDave
01-24-2014, 07:47 AM
We try not to look directly at them so who cares.

Does it really matter when they're smacking your chin?

:)

BlackHelicopters
01-24-2014, 07:51 AM
Does it really matter when they're smacking your chin?

:)

w00t

J Diddy
01-24-2014, 07:52 AM
Just watched that south park episode where guy's balls were so big he hopped around on them like a bouncy ball. Funny.

LOL, I saw that the other night. Love me some South Park.

ChiTown
01-24-2014, 07:59 AM
Does it really matter when they're smacking your chin?

:)

:LOL:

Katipan
01-24-2014, 08:02 AM
Does it really matter when they're smacking your chin?

:)

You go cross eyed if you stare too long.

ChiTown
01-24-2014, 08:06 AM
You go cross eyed if you stare too long.

Undoubtedly, the voice of experience........:evil:

Katipan
01-24-2014, 08:08 AM
Undoubtedly, the voice of experience........:evil:

Oh please. I close one eye and say Arrr.

ChiTown
01-24-2014, 08:09 AM
Oh please. I close one eye and say Arrr.

ROFL
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booger
01-24-2014, 08:16 AM
gall damned perverts, every last one of ya

redfan
01-24-2014, 08:30 AM
CP burst regained?

Edit: Never mind, poll fail.

noa
01-24-2014, 08:33 AM
In the universe with the one big testicle, are women more attracted men with larger testicles, or are they repulsed? And in the universe with lots of testicles,is my salary determined by how many testes I have?
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booger
01-24-2014, 08:35 AM
i shave mine and they sparkle like disco balls

Craash
01-24-2014, 09:07 AM
I'm sure the disco guys like that. Y M C A it's fun to stay . . .

booger
01-24-2014, 09:09 AM
I kinda tee'd that one up....too easy!

booger
01-24-2014, 09:10 AM
Wonder what life would be like with triangle shaped nuts

Jimmya
01-24-2014, 09:11 AM
Melon

Craash
01-24-2014, 09:11 AM
It's make getting kicked in the nuts a whole new experience.

Katipan
01-24-2014, 09:12 AM
Wonder what life would be like with triangle shaped nuts

All the men would walk bow legged.

booger
01-24-2014, 09:17 AM
All the men would walk bow legged.

Scratching them would be more challenging

Dayze
01-24-2014, 09:21 AM
...how do Embed a NSFW video?

BlackHelicopters
01-24-2014, 09:22 AM
All the men would walk bow legged.

If they were triangular shaped, would you look or still look away?

seclark
01-24-2014, 09:26 AM
...how do Embed a NSFW video?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Katipan
01-24-2014, 09:26 AM
If they were triangular shaped, would you look or still look away?

I think I would yield.

Dayze
01-24-2014, 09:26 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
sec

:evil: buwaaaahhhaaahh

BlackHelicopters
01-24-2014, 09:28 AM
I think I would yield.

Touché

NinerDoug
01-24-2014, 12:21 PM
When did they legalize pot over there?

KCSLC2008
01-24-2014, 12:23 PM
Just watched that south park episode where guy's balls were so big he hopped around on them like a bouncy ball. Funny.

Shit that would hurt. Would be hard to watch if you took it literally.

Kman34
01-24-2014, 12:37 PM
"I named my testicles...... The left one is James Westfall my right one is Dr Kenneth Noisewater"

Dayze
01-24-2014, 01:12 PM
lol. Nice.
I'll have to come up with a name for mine. I mean, ...uh, both of mine

Kman34
01-24-2014, 01:22 PM
lol. Nice.
I'll have to come up with a name for mine. I mean, ...uh, both of mine

I'd love to take credit for that but it was a quote from Anchorman