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Al Bundy
02-04-2014, 09:14 AM
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/fire/fire-displaces-four-in-tampa-senior-living-community/2163878

TAMPA — A man who lives in an apartment that was the scene of a huge fire Sunday night was arrested early Monday morning on a felony arson charge.

He set the blaze, according to police, to get back at the management of the apartment complex, whom he felt had treated him unjustly.

Four people were left homeless as a result of the fire, according to Tampa Fire Rescue officials, which broke out just after 10 p.m. at the Mar Plaza Apartments at 4817 E Temple Heights Road, near Busch Boulevard and N 56th Street.

When firefighters arrived, they found smoke billowing from apartment No. B201, on the second floor of one of the buildings, authorities said. Crews put out the fire in about 20 minutes.

An investigation revealed that the fire originated in two separate areas — a bedroom and the kitchen — inside the apartment, according to a police report. Fire investigators determined that flammable liquids were spread to start the blaze.

A resident of one of the apartments told police that his neighbor, Kenneth Haskins, 58, admitted to setting the fire, according to an arrest report.

Haskins, who lives in the apartment where the fire started, later told detectives that he wanted to get back at the company that manages Mar Plaza, police said.

His reason: They had recently told him to stop masturbating in front of his open windows and front door, according to police. He was arrested on a charge of first-degree arson and held in the Orient Road Jail without bail.

Firefighters and police evacuated 28 other apartments after the fire broke out, officials said. No one was injured. Fire and smoke damage was confined to Haskins' apartment and the one next door, fire officials said. Two other apartments on the first floor also sustained water damage.

The American Red Cross was called to assist the displace residents with finding temporary housing.

Mar Plaza, according to internet postings, is a community of about 80 small apartments. It caters to low-income seniors and disabled people.

Haskins, who has lived there for more than a decade, suffers from facial disfigurement that is the result of having previously shot himself in the face with a shotgun, according to Tampa police. He has no major criminal history in Florida, according to state records.

Hmmmmm well.

seclark
02-04-2014, 09:17 AM
if he's gonna beat off in front of a window, he needs to wear a bag over his head.
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Msmith
02-04-2014, 09:18 AM
He shot himself in the face with a shotgun? He is still alive?

Katipan
02-04-2014, 09:23 AM
Never would have happened to a woman.

threebag
02-04-2014, 09:24 AM
He would staple his scrotum to his front door and swing and lean back like he was water skiing.

notorious
02-04-2014, 09:26 AM
It will be a natural transition for him to light toilet paper on fire during a prison riot.

Dayze
02-04-2014, 09:28 AM
he'll probably give an interview to the local news media to save face.

Jimmya
02-04-2014, 09:29 AM
He will enjoy his prison stay!

Radar Chief
02-04-2014, 09:33 AM
Tough break for "Hand Job".

Dayze
02-04-2014, 09:38 AM
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/a5/a55ff811e903e66632df724d395ef4f86538c0c00fa964961c811bf71c18eaa4.jpg

blaise
02-04-2014, 09:46 AM
"AH!......AH! "

- person seeing him pleasuing himself in front of the window and then looking further up and seeing his face a second later

mikey23545
02-04-2014, 09:55 AM
Porn Hub records the last Donkey fan to crack under the strain...

BlackHelicopters
02-04-2014, 09:59 AM
At least pull the blinds dude

Rain Man
02-04-2014, 10:01 AM
He only did the shotgun thing to impress Dick Cheney.

Dayze
02-04-2014, 10:13 AM
At least pull the blinds dude

oh, he was pullin' them all right

notorious
02-04-2014, 11:06 AM
oh, he was pullin' them all right

If you pull it too much you will go blind.

Contrarian
02-04-2014, 11:19 AM
What is the deal about people beating off in public in Florida? I don't get it, weird shit.

gblowfish
02-04-2014, 11:30 AM
What is the deal about people beating off in public in Florida? I don't get it, weird shit.

Maybe because the state is shaped like a giant penis?

Holladay
02-04-2014, 12:06 PM
DAMN

http://www.tampabay.com/resources/images/dti/rendered/2014/02/0432830794_12416913_8col.jpg

Fansy the Famous Bard
02-04-2014, 12:08 PM
Guess the Reason?

Florida.

threebag
02-04-2014, 12:35 PM
DAMN

http://www.tampabay.com/resources/images/dti/rendered/2014/02/0432830794_12416913_8col.jpg

I bet he gets more ass than a toilet seat

threebag
02-04-2014, 12:37 PM
Probably needed the jizz for lube so he could fit his finger in his nostril.

Garcia Bronco
02-04-2014, 12:39 PM
Never would have happened to a woman.

You know damn well that entirely depends on the woman. :)

threebag
02-04-2014, 01:03 PM
All his neighbors called him creepshow

blaise
02-04-2014, 01:05 PM
How weird that he thought his life was bad enough to kill himself at one point and then he goes on living with that face.

Dayze
02-04-2014, 01:16 PM
If you pull it too much you will go blind.

LMAO god damned brilliant.

Dayze
02-04-2014, 01:18 PM
DAMN

http://www.tampabay.com/resources/images/dti/rendered/2014/02/0432830794_12416913_8col.jpg

EERRR MERRRR GEEHRRRRD!! SHRRRT GUNS

Fish
02-04-2014, 01:35 PM
DAMN

http://www.tampabay.com/resources/images/dti/rendered/2014/02/0432830794_12416913_8col.jpg

His reason: They had recently told him to stop masturbating in front of his open windows and front door, according to police.

Yeah, that's pretty much the most frightening thing ever....

scho63
02-04-2014, 02:22 PM
Once I saw the story was from Tampa I stopped reading because that was all I needed to know.

stumppy
02-04-2014, 02:48 PM
He was probably just trying to enjoy some of that lovely Florida scenery and didn't want people staring at his face.

Rain Man
02-04-2014, 11:11 PM
What is the deal about people beating off in public in Florida? I don't get it, weird shit.

I would imagine that you see a lot more women in swimsuits down there. Sometimes the simplest theory is the best theory.

Gonzo
02-05-2014, 07:27 AM
Never would have happened to a woman.

Well yeah, you're right. They're too busy tending to dinner and making sure their "regular bleedings" aren't going unchecked. That and I seriously doubt they could figure out how to start a fire.

rockymtnchief
02-05-2014, 08:13 AM
He shot himself in the face with a shotgun? He is still alive?
I had a rodeo friend that shot himself in the face with a shotgun and lived. He now looks similar to the guy in the story.
I bet he gets more ass than a toilet seat
And my rodeo buddy used to get a lot of tail. I don't know if it was sympathy booty...:shrug:

Radar Chief
02-05-2014, 08:40 AM
I had a rodeo friend that shot himself in the face with a shotgun and lived. He now looks similar to the guy in the story.

And my rodeo buddy used to get a lot of tail. I don't know if it was sympathy booty...:shrug:

There’s a guy running around C-Town on one of those little rascal scooter things that looks like that, same reason too. Doubt he’s getting much tail out of it though, he’s a fat, nasty looking tard.

Sully
02-05-2014, 09:59 AM
They had recently told him to stop masturbating in front of his open windows and front door, according to police.


Thanks, Bin Laden.

blaise
02-05-2014, 10:13 AM
That one kid that sued Judas Priest over hidden lyrics had shot himself in the face with a shotgun and lived. I remember they showed him eating food by sort of rubbing a piece against the little tooth he had left.
I think he ended up killing himself not long after the trial.

KChiefs1
02-05-2014, 10:14 AM
He shot himself in the face with a shotgun? He is still alive?

Bad aim.

J Diddy
02-05-2014, 10:19 AM
Bad aim.

Point blank range with a shotgun not ending in death is not just bad aim, it's Matt Cassel-esque accuracy.