Naked, smoking pot, drinking liquor and having anal sex!

[gblowfish]

Looks like someone was a little butt-hurt!
http://tinyurl.com/n49b6k3

Vickie Lynn Morgan, 38, is accused of attacking her lover's wife after the woman walked in on the adulterous couple having anal sex.

Pamela Lynn Turney, 49, told deputies that she was looking for her estranged husband, Christopher Turney, at his parents' home in Spartanburg, S.C., Sunday night, according to a Spartanburg County Sheriff's report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

She eventually made her way into a bedroom, where she says she found her husband and Morgan "naked, smoking pot, drinking liquor and having anal sex."

When the alleged multi-taskers saw her, Pamela Turney said that Morgan jumped up and attacked her, knocking her to the ground three times.

Pamela contacted her daughter, who called emergency services to the scene. Deputies noted that Pamela had a black eye, as well as forehead and cheek bruises. According to the report, the incident is still under investigation.

The report didn't say how Christopher Turney reacted to the incident, but let's hope he had a bit more dignity than the boyfriend of Georgia woman Tammi Jo Pirkle. Cops say that in August, when Pirkle found another woman "straddling" her boyfriend, the man "jumped on the floor and hid under the bed," staying there while Pirkle allegedly stabbed the other woman.

And don't think that keeping it in the family is any way to prevent jealousy and violence. In September, a South Carolina man was arrested after police say he assaulted his girlfriend during a three-way with her and her cousin.

[DJJasonp]

that's impressive multi-tasking!

[Katipan]

I hope pot isn't a gateway to anal sex.

[T-post Tom]

They always go younger.

[Jimmya]

Always!

[Big Poppa Payne]

Naked, smoking pot, drinking liquor and having anal sex!

That sounds like my kind of party..

[Dayze]

pot is a gateway sex.

*edit* God damnit Katipan!!.....


great minds (or sick minds) think alike. :)

[Pitt Gorilla]

Tell me more about this 3-way.

[Katipan]

pot is a gateway sex.

*edit* God damnit Katipan!!.....


great minds (or sick minds) think alike. :)

:grouphug: It should have been yours...That bastard took the multi tasking joke I wanted.

[Chest Rockwell]

Valentine's Day plans now set.

Thanks gblowfish!

:thumb:

[BlackHelicopters]

Wait. They were naked?

[Graystoke]

Look Ma No Hands!

[Kman34]

Note to self: Always lock door when smoking pot, drinking and having anal sex with girlfriend wife doesn't know about

[Dayze]

authorities are looking for a van fleeing the scene, with a description fitting of a BangBus.

[Donger]

"Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear."

[BlackHelicopters]

Who among us has not pulled off this trifecta?

[Chest Rockwell]

"Liquor in the front. Toke 'er in the rear."

This.

[keg in kc]

I hope pot isn't a gateway to anal sex.That might explain why so many of the posters here seem so buttsore all the time.

[BlackHelicopters]

Didn't Ron Jeremy start off as a pot user. Look what happened to him.

[Dayze]

Didn't Ron Jeremy start off as a pot user. Look what happened to him.

Sasha Gray also.

[gblowfish]

I'm wondering what the wife was most pissed off about? The Pot? The Liquor? The Butt Sex? Doing the deed at his parents house? You never know what hot buttons the wife is going to have.

And yes, the other woman is always younger....

[Prison Bitch]

George, where on earth do you find these stories?

[gblowfish]

George, where on earth do you find these stories?

It's a gift....

[stonedstooge]

IN!!/Michal Samm

[J Diddy]

Wait. They were naked?

Much classier than I. I ain't got not time for that.

[RippedmyFlesh]

It's like a DirecTV commercial.
When your cable is down you get bored.
When you get bored you try to put in her butt.
When she refuses you find a girl who will.
Don't get caught drinking,smoking and putting it in the other woman's butt.
Get directv.

[Mojo Jojo]

It's like a DirecTV commercial.
When your cable is down you get bored.
When you get bored you try to put in her butt.
When she refuses you find a girl who will.
Don't get caught drinking,smoking and putting it in the other woman's butt.
Get directv.
LMAO

[journeyscarab]

It's like a DirecTV commercial.
When your cable is down you get bored.
When you get bored you try to put in her butt.
When she refuses you find a girl who will.
Don't get caught drinking,smoking and putting it in the other woman's butt.
Get directv.

:LOL:

[Rooster]

that's impressive multi-tasking!

Definately something to update a resume with.

[ForeverChiefs58]

I always wondered what the sequel to "Sex, Lies, and Videotape" would be called.

[TEX]

Where the fuck do they FIND these people???

[Dayze]

It's like a DirecTV commercial.
When your cable is down you get bored.
When you get bored you try to put in her butt.
When she refuses you find a girl who will.
Don't get caught drinking,smoking and putting it in the other woman's butt.
Get directv.

magnificent.

I think we can close the thread now.

[tooge]

"Hey, wanna go to a party at my parents house? There's gonna be lots of drinkin, pot smokin, and anal sex."

"sure, who all is gonna be there?"

"Just the two of us"

[BigOlChiefsfan]

Where the **** do they FIND these people???

Yeah, where the heck can I find me one?

"Rectum? Dang near to kiltum!"

[Dayze]

"Hey, wanna go to a party at my parents house? There's gonna be lots of drinkin, pot smokin, and anal sex."

"sure, who all is gonna be there?"

"Just the two of us"

LMAO

[BlackHelicopters]

"Hey, wanna go to a party at my parents house? There's gonna be lots of drinkin, pot smokin, and anal sex."

"sure, who all is gonna be there?"

"Just the two of us"

LMAO

[Big Poppa Payne]

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[Saccopoo]

I hope pot isn't a gateway to anal sex.

It's always been for me...

I mean, I drive the bus, but, well, you know...

[Phobia]

This isn't how it's supposed to go down in the movies.

[booger]

It's like a DirecTV commercial.
When your cable is down you get bored.
When you get bored you try to put in her butt.
When she refuses you find a girl who will.
Don't get caught drinking,smoking and putting it in the other woman's butt.
Get directv.

LMAO:thumb:

I can get behind a vision like that

[Hoopsdoc]

Who among us has not pulled off this trifecta?

Trying to cut back myself........LMAO

[Iowanian]

Imagine my disappointment.


I was almost certain this thread was going to be about the Broncos team flight back from losing the superbowl.