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NinerDoug
02-11-2014, 12:06 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/world/middleeast/suicide-bomb-instructor-accidentally-kills-iraqi-pupils.html?smid=re-share&_r=0

Poetic Justice. (And no, this is not from the Onion.)

BAGHDAD — If there were such a thing, it would probably be rule No. 1 in the teaching manual for instructors of aspiring suicide bombers: Don’t give lessons with live explosives.

In what represented a cautionary tale for terrorist teachers, and a cause of dark humor for ordinary Iraqis, a commander at a secluded terrorist training camp north of Baghdad unwittingly used a belt packed with explosives while conducting a demonstration early Monday for a group of militants, killing himself and 21 other members of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, army and police officials said.

Iraqi citizens have long been accustomed to daily attacks on public markets, mosques, funerals and even children’s soccer games, so they saw the story of the fumbling militants as a dark — and delicious — kind of poetic justice, especially coming amid a protracted surge of violence led by the terrorist group, including a rise in suicide bombings.

Just last week a suicide bomber struck a popular falafel shop near the Ministry of Foreign Affairs here, killing several people. On Monday evening Raad Hashim, working the counter at a liquor store near the site of the attack, burst out laughing when he heard the news.

“This is so funny,” Mr. Hashim said. “It shows how stupid they are, those dogs and sons of dogs.”

Bowser
02-11-2014, 12:11 PM
This is a Q, but it's a good Q.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ktlNz88-5F0/S-jYn9rXB3I/AAAAAAAAKZ8/MRT4bsvYGwI/s640/rocket_launcher.jpg

gblowfish
02-11-2014, 12:12 PM
This has been in the DC section for a couple days, but funny!

BlackHelicopters
02-11-2014, 12:13 PM
Does he still get the 72 virgins even though it was an accident?

Donger
02-11-2014, 12:14 PM
This is my personal favorite, considering what they are saying...

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Grim
02-11-2014, 12:15 PM
Reminded me of this...
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e7/a9/07/e7a907f85c1632a1c84dbb58d0a63da3.jpg

Bowser
02-11-2014, 12:17 PM
Does he still get the 72 virgins even though it was an accident?I think it may be written in the by-laws that the number is reduced to 8. Punishment for being a dumbass.

This is my personal favorite, considering what they are saying...

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http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121205194059/simpsons/images/e/e9/Nelson_Ha-Ha.jpg

J Diddy
02-11-2014, 12:35 PM
Ladies and Gentleman,
I give you Achmed the dead terrorist...

Rain Man
02-11-2014, 12:38 PM
He murdered 21 other people while killing himself. I would say he was pretty successful in meeting his goal.

NinerDoug
02-11-2014, 01:04 PM
He murdered 21 other people while killing himself. I would say he was pretty successful in meeting his goal.

It's definitely more efficient that way. He accomplished with one belt what would have otherwise taken 22 belts to do.

BlackHelicopters
02-11-2014, 01:05 PM
These accidents probably occur more often than we know.

NinerDoug
02-11-2014, 01:07 PM
From the Baghdad Gazette, February 11, 2014:

"Wanted: Suicide Bomber Instructor. Competitive salary, health insurance, 401K, and 72 virgins. No experience necessary. Must have IQ of at least 60 but no more than 70. Apply at Al Queda Recruiting Office, 666 Islamic Jihad Street, Baghdad."

TLO
02-11-2014, 02:08 PM
This is my personal favorite, considering what they are saying...

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The hopper!