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Prison Bitch
02-13-2014, 05:29 PM
I guess he's giving up on trying to find the real killers:



'I lived my way so I'm going to die my way': OJ Simpson 'goes on hunger strike in prison'
Sources: OJ is so depressed 'he wants to sit down in a corner and die'
He 'wants to kill himself so that his children can get his money'
The 66-year-old, who is serving kidnapping, assault and robbery sentence in Nevada, is eligible for parole in three years
By DAILY MAIL REPORTER
PUBLISHED: 18:07 GMT, 12 February 2014 | UPDATED: 18:07 GMT, 12 February 2014
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2557810/OJ-Simpson-goes-hunger-strike-prison.html

Big Poppa Payne
02-13-2014, 05:31 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Z9deixaFL5U/UcRWxYwcwvI/AAAAAAAAFas/Y2FwPn76x4E/s1600/mzjuh_deniro_552229.gif

Donger
02-13-2014, 05:32 PM
That's probably slashing prison's food budget.

BigBeauford
02-13-2014, 05:35 PM
He's not going to enjoy being fed food through a tube stuck down his nose.

Prison Bitch
02-13-2014, 05:37 PM
Would any money from his death even be payable since he's essentially trying to kill himself? Also, wouldn't that money go towards paying off the massive civil judgement to the Goldman family?

TEX
02-13-2014, 05:38 PM
I guess he's giving up on trying to find the real killers:



'I lived my way so I'm going to die my way': OJ Simpson 'goes on hunger strike in prison'
Sources: OJ is so depressed 'he wants to sit down in a corner and die'
He 'wants to kill himself so that his children can get his money'
The 66-year-old, who is serving kidnapping, assault and robbery sentence in Nevada, is eligible for parole in three years
By DAILY MAIL REPORTER
PUBLISHED: 18:07 GMT, 12 February 2014 | UPDATED: 18:07 GMT, 12 February 2014
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2557810/OJ-Simpson-goes-hunger-strike-prison.html


LMAO

CaliforniaChief
02-13-2014, 05:43 PM
If the food tastes like shit, you must not eat it.

ModSocks
02-13-2014, 05:46 PM
He wont last. He'll cave in soon enough.

greatgooglymoogly
02-13-2014, 05:48 PM
http://cdn.hitfix.com/photos/639880/norm-macdonald-me-doing-stand-up-1_event_main.jpg

Deberg_1990
02-13-2014, 05:50 PM
Well.....bye

Shogun
02-13-2014, 05:51 PM
He wont last. He'll cave in soon enough.

This might be a good bet to take.

Gonzo
02-13-2014, 05:51 PM
He wants to die his way, unlike his victims.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
02-13-2014, 05:58 PM
Give him a week to 10 days then throw in Justin Bieber.

Jimmya
02-13-2014, 06:03 PM
His children are probably rooting for him to succeed.

HonestChieffan
02-13-2014, 06:10 PM
Im ashamed of all of you. Where is your humanity? The man is an icon of a sport we love. Ill pray for OJ tonight. and for all of you hateful cretins.

Pepe Silvia
02-13-2014, 06:14 PM
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cosmo20002
02-13-2014, 06:17 PM
http://i2.listal.com/image/1531941/600full-powers-boothe.jpg

Rain Man
02-13-2014, 06:19 PM
His hunger strike should just be against solid foods so that people could once again call him The Juice.

Eleazar
02-13-2014, 06:27 PM
Based on the last photos I saw of him, it's going to take an extended period of time for him to wither away.

BourbonMan
02-13-2014, 07:10 PM
Good..let him die...I know, I'm A-HOLE...so what.

Kman34
02-13-2014, 07:23 PM
If he was going to die his way, his head would be half cut off.

FloridaMan88
02-13-2014, 07:47 PM
Hard to believe it will be 20 years this June when OJ became a murderer.

Prison Bitch
02-13-2014, 08:11 PM
Based on the last photos I saw of him, it's going to take an extended period of time for him to wither away.

Wow, had dinner with my folks tonight and my mother said the same thing verbatim. Is he fat now?

Iowanian
02-13-2014, 08:34 PM
He wants to "die his way"....I guess that means he's making a shank and is going to attempt to cut his own head off.

BourbonMan
02-13-2014, 08:45 PM
If he eats the way he drives a white bronco down the freeway..It's going to take a long time.

TEX
02-13-2014, 08:58 PM
Wow, had dinner with my folks tonight and my mother said the same thing verbatim. Is he fat now?

He looks all bloated up with bags under his eyes. Dude looks horrible. Serves him right in my opinion.

Prison Bitch
02-13-2014, 09:01 PM
In his defense, maybe the REAL killers have already died or emigrated?

TEX
02-13-2014, 09:10 PM
In his defense, maybe the REAL killers have already died or emigrated?

The problem is now that OJ's locked up, he cant continue to search for them....

Beef Supreme
02-13-2014, 09:27 PM
I would totally suck at hunger striking.

Simply Red
02-13-2014, 09:31 PM
I would totally suck at hunger striking.

LMAO

KC native
02-13-2014, 09:32 PM
What's with all the OJ hate? He was found not guilty by a jury of his peers.

Just Passin' By
02-13-2014, 09:40 PM
OJ has always seemed like a driven person. I'm hopeful that he'll show that same sense of purpose moving forward, and that he's successful in this new endeavor.


We're all behind you 100%, OJ!

Red Dawg
02-13-2014, 10:18 PM
Hard to believe it will be 20 years this June when OJ became a murderer.

He is not a murder. He was proved innocent in a book written after a 17 year investigation by a Texas investigator. He was on CNN and he said he took all his evidence to the police chief in L.A. and they refused to open the case back up again. O.J. has a nut ball son that did it. He got him away from the seen and took the fall.

GloryDayz
02-13-2014, 10:46 PM
I guess he won't need this glove no matter how it fits...

http://i1092.photobucket.com/albums/i413/igreenowl/oveglove.jpg

cosmo20002
02-13-2014, 10:57 PM
He is not a murder. He was proved innocent in a book written after a 17 year investigation by a Texas investigator. He was on CNN and he said he took all his evidence to the police chief in L.A. and they refused to open the case back up again. O.J. has a nut ball son that did it. He got him away from the seen and took the fall.

Not sure if serious.

Dave Lane
02-13-2014, 11:16 PM
He wont last. He'll cave in soon enough.

He'll carve his way through a couple fresh necks soon.

Prison Bitch
02-13-2014, 11:17 PM
What's with all the OJ hate? He was found not guilty by a jury of his peers.

So was George Zimmerman.

Dylan
02-13-2014, 11:47 PM
Im ashamed of all of you. Where is your humanity? The man is an icon of a sport we love. Ill pray for OJ tonight. and for all of you hateful cretins.

LOL

R8RFAN
02-14-2014, 07:00 AM
OJ said he was getting married again...

When interviewed he said "YEA... I am gonna take another stab at it"

J Diddy
02-14-2014, 07:12 AM
In an odd coincidence, Nicole Simpson or Ron Goldman aren't eating anything either

Prison Bitch
02-14-2014, 10:50 AM
I just think a long 20 year search for those real killers exhausted him mentally and physically, and he's coming to the realization now that he likely will never find them.

Chief_For_Life58
02-14-2014, 10:56 AM
i wish all prisoners would go on hunger strikes and kill themselves

Eleazar
02-14-2014, 11:02 AM
What's with all the OJ hate? He was found not guilty by a jury of his peers.

pfffffffffffttttttbwwahahahahahahaha good one!

BlackHelicopters
02-14-2014, 11:03 AM
What's with all the OJ hate? He was found not guilty by a jury of his peers.

True

houstonwhodat
02-14-2014, 11:24 AM
I just think a long 20 year search for those real killers exhausted him mentally and physically, and he's coming to the realization now that he likely will never find them.

He's been on the wrong golf course the whole time.

Eleazar
02-14-2014, 11:25 AM
Wow, had dinner with my folks tonight and my mother said the same thing verbatim. Is he fat now?

http://ronemymajicdc.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/oj.jpg

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2013413/rs_560x415-130513120236-1024.OJBeforeAfter.mh.051313.jpg

houstonwhodat
02-14-2014, 11:26 AM
Shaping up like Darren Sharper and OJ may be sharing the same jail cell before its all over.

http://www.wwl.com/Darren-Sharper-allegedly-raped-women-in-several-st/18393108


"Former pro football player Darren Sharper was charged today with drugging and raping two women," Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office Public Information Officer Jane Robison said in a news release.

"The complaint alleges the controlled substances were zolpidem and morphine," according to Robinson.

"Sharper, who lives in Miami, Fla., is suspected of raping women in Arizona, Nevada and Louisiana. In a motion filed today to increase his bail, prosecutors said
Sharper met two women at a West Hollywood nightclub on Oct. 30, 2013, and invited them to another party. On the way, Sharper allegedly told them he had to stop by his Los Angeles hotel room to pick something up and invited both women up. While there, he allegedly gave each woman a shot. Each woman passed out. Jane Doe #1 allegedly woke up naked hours later with Sharper sexually assaulting her. The second woman allegedly awoke and 'interrupted his actions,' the motion states."

"On Jan. 14, Sharper met two separate women at the same West Hollywood nightclub and invited them to a party. Stopping at his hotel, he allegedly invited both up to his room, offered them a shot , and each passed out. When they woke up hours later on Jan. 15, one woman believed she'd been sexually assaulted.
Both women left his hotel and sought medical treatment."

Prison Bitch
02-14-2014, 12:20 PM
Maybe OJ can help Darren find the real rapists.

loochy
02-14-2014, 12:42 PM
What's with all the OJ hate? He was found not guilty by a jury of his peers.

Duh, because he's black. We whitey folk don't like that sort of thing.

Predarat
02-14-2014, 12:48 PM
He clearly plays the Jonathan Martin role with his cellmates.

Mr. Laz
02-14-2014, 01:00 PM
He wont last. He'll cave in soon enough.

yep

It would take some serious strength of will to starve yourself to death.

Steron
02-14-2014, 02:08 PM
Would any money from his death even be payable since he's essentially trying to kill himself? Also, wouldn't that money go towards paying off the massive civil judgement to the Goldman family?

IIRC OJ had money that was somehow protected from the civil case.

Jakemall
02-14-2014, 02:10 PM
IIRC OJ had money that was somehow protected from the civil case.

State of Florida does not allow your house to go bye bye if you declare bk.

Prison Bitch
02-14-2014, 02:15 PM
IIRC OJ had money that was somehow protected from the civil case.

I think you're right. If it's part of a pension or private retirement plan I think that might be shielded but I don't know. Either way I do want to ask: if he does in fact starve himself to death, will the prison allow other inmates to eat his body cannibal-style? Seems like a win-win.

Chief_For_Life58
02-14-2014, 02:16 PM
lol holyshit darren sharper

Easy 6
02-14-2014, 02:20 PM
http://i2.listal.com/image/1531941/600full-powers-boothe.jpg

.

GloryDayz
02-14-2014, 08:17 PM
IIRC OJ had money that was somehow protected from the civil case.

I wanna lick you avatar!

Jakemall
02-15-2014, 12:14 AM
If OJ goes on a hunger strike the same way he went on a highway pursuit, it could take years for him to die of hunger.

007
02-15-2014, 01:09 AM
Hard to believe it will be 20 years this June when OJ became a murderer.

My father and step mother were married that day. They just love seeing the footage on TV every year for their anniversary. LMAO

Easy 6
02-15-2014, 02:57 AM
My father and step mother were married that day. They just love seeing the footage on TV every year for their anniversary. LMAO

Because when you think Love, nothing beats thinking about a double murder.

ping2000
02-15-2014, 06:46 AM
Waiting for Simpson to announce he is gay.

BlackHelicopters
02-15-2014, 07:17 AM
Waiting for Simpson to announce he is gay.

LMAO

Rudy tossed tigger's salad
02-15-2014, 08:10 AM
Waiting for Simpson to announce he is gay.

If the man likes dick, you must acquit.

houstonwhodat
02-15-2014, 08:49 AM
If OJ goes on a hunger strike the same way he went on a highway pursuit, it could take years for him to die of hunger.

Escape not pursuit

Just Passin' By
02-15-2014, 09:29 AM
I hope O.J. is still working hard to achieve his goal.

whoman69
02-15-2014, 09:58 AM
What's with all the OJ hate? He was found not guilty by a jury of his peers.

:LOL: LMAO :)

TLO
02-15-2014, 10:03 AM
I remember watching a tape about the OJ trial last semester. Sitting back and observing the class, most of the black people in the room thought he was innocent, the white people, well they though he was guilty. Mind you this was a 200 level class filled with a bunch of morons. Just thought that was interesting.

I'm white. Like, snow colored white. I thought he was guilty, but whatever. My main reaction was a big fat LMAO At the jurrors. I hope to GOD I'm never fasley accused of something and have to have my fate decided by a bunch of baffoons.

The Bunk
02-15-2014, 10:14 AM
Is he dead yet?

1adam1238
02-15-2014, 11:17 AM
These stories always come up on the net. I know the warden personally at Lovelock Correctional Center. This story is not true.

http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2014/02/department-of-corrections-o-j-simpson-is-not-on-a-hunger-strike-inaccurate-information-being-leaked-to-media-2897954.html

Just Passin' By
02-15-2014, 11:18 AM
These stories always come up on the net. I know the warden personally at Lovelock Correctional Center. This story is not true.

http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2014/02/department-of-corrections-o-j-simpson-is-not-on-a-hunger-strike-inaccurate-information-being-leaked-to-media-2897954.html

That's very disappointing to hear.

ping2000
02-15-2014, 11:24 AM
Simpson is working his way into his hunger strike. First he will eliminate sweets. After a couple of years he will reduce the amounts of refined carbohydrates such as white bread and pasta. He will then cut out fatty cuts of beef. Once he is fully vegan, he will slowly reduce his overall calorie intake over a period of 6-7 years.

loochy
02-15-2014, 11:37 AM
I wanna lick you avatar!

Don't. It it tastes like dirty phone screen - salty with a hint of dirt.

Prison Bitch
02-15-2014, 11:47 AM
These stories always come up on the net. I know the warden personally at Lovelock Correctional Center. This story is not true.



Quit being such a killjoy.