Relationship Advice....

[Buzz]

Buzz Kill.

Like Hulk smash but with more gay.

why the hate?

[J Diddy]

why the hate?

No hate.

Just love. Big old buzz loving gay love.

[Buzz]

No hate.

Just love. Big old buzz loving gay love.

so you hate the gay?

[J Diddy]

so you hate the gay?

I said no hate.

I want you to be the gayest gay guy ever.

[Saccopoo]

I said no hate.

I want you to be the gayest gay guy ever.

Maybe he should change his name to Gaylord.

And marry Rudy Gay.

[J Diddy]

Maybe he should change his name to Gaylord.

And marry Rudy Gay.

I support a constitutional amendment that requires Rudy Gay to change his name to Gay Rudy.

[WhiteWhale]

Relationship advice: Don't ask for advice on an internet message board.

[Oxford]

If she doesn't have a restraining order by yesterday, it's clear this isn't bothering her.

The problem is that she is still married to him. And no restraining order? A guy comes in the door and a man is there with his wife.......... do I need to go on? Regardless if this guy is a (insert adjective(s) here), you don't have a lot to stand on.

Get the police report(s), evidence and get the restraining order

[GloryDayz]

A bunch of assholes in this thread.

We're the same assholes in the other threads, nobody new in this one!

[Buzz]

We're the same assholes in the other threads, nobody new in this one!

:D

[Bowser]

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[GloryDayz]

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That wrestling girl from the other thread could pin that fucker (too)!

[griZZly64]

If you were just a normal dude I'd say dip cuz obviously this bitch thrives on drama. But just from reading your replies, I can tell you're the perfect man for this situation. The loser who happens to love to call the ex a loser and is always right over the womans shoulder confirming any nonsense she happens to be spewing. Whether you're at her parents, a friends BBQ, or home alone together, you are always there to corroborate her story. Not to mention what Sac has already pointed out, you're bangin his wife in his house yet he's the douchebag?

ANyways, you've been bangin some broad for a few months and treat her word as the gospel.. that makes you a naive little boy. Whos ex isn't a loser scumbag who cheated on her? Rarely will you hear, "oh dude was a great father with a long, girthy cock who knew how to use it and always treated me right. I just wasn't worthy of his love and didn't have the energy for the multiple orgasms so I booted him out of his own home."

You say you have a bunch of ex gfs who hit you up. You're telling me right when you broke up with each of them it was over? Never any bad decisions late in the night just to make sure u made the right choice? Or to nut one last time all over her chin? Not to mention the ex always performs 10x better than she ever did while you were together. All of a sudden she's a pornstar who loves swallowing every drop of your load. That sort of thing happens without children and you spending your entire adult life with the person. I'd say there's a 100% chance that he has hit it since you started hittin it.

She purposely did not change the locks til she had to do it to keep u hitched to her wagon. Its funny how people work. They don't do things that they don't want to do and always find ways to do what they want if its obtainable. You also have to factor in that her son must be at least 18 if he's bailing his father out of jail. Thats witnessing all of what life has to offer with each other.

Together all of their adult life + he took her virginity + shes obviously lying about her feeligns for him and how shitty he is + they have a kid that is already an adult + they aren't divorced + she didnt bother changing the locks or filing a restraining order til she had to for you to stick around + shes a female = Normal dude, not you, should flee while he still can.

I have this weird feeling that your father either was not in the picture much, or was a total push over / pussy. Your actions and description of what has taken place makes me believe you learned most of life's lessons from a woman. The type of dude who views the real men who live by the code, which is almost exclusively based on respect, as neanderthals. Any respectful guy who hates drama would have dipped out without having to post their shit all over the internet.

About him being possessive... In my opinion he does own her in a way, or at least still has time left on his lease. He deflowered her, spent his entire life with her, had at least 2 children with her, put a roof over her head, and they're still ****in married. I'm sure she took his name too. All that and you think his actions are ridiculous after a measly 5 months apart? Their whole ****in life IS EACH OTHER!!! I think he's put enough into it to be allowed to feel and act the way he has. Good luck down the road when things go stale while shes cheating on you with some new lame. They'll be there in your bed when youre @ work breaking your back to provide, having a good laugh at your expense. She'll tell him how you were her perfect little puppet that helped carry out her bidding while also providing a stopgap til she found her new stud.

Lets rename this thread "Just the right douchebag to fit that dirty ****"

Sincerely,

Real Men


P.S. I noticed after slandering your good name that I did not answer the OP. Since you seem to need a wake up call, go ahead and start being skeptical about things she tells you. Call her on them, act like you don't believe her. Say things like, "I bet it wasn't that bad." and shit like that. Now I know you're new at this so take baby steps. Possibly paint a picture opposite of what she is telling you. I promise she'll backtrack and the story will slightly change. Maybe this practice will help you learn to not hang on every word coming out of that cum bucket.

[Radar Chief]

Can't believe I missed this topic.

Relationship advice: Don't ask for advice on an internet message board.

Especially this one.

Regardless, here's the obligatory Reverend preaching the same sermon post.

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[griZZly64]

Can't believe I missed this topic.



yeah i only saw it cuz my shitty tapatalk app always shows me old ass dead threads. i read through the whole thing. It was quite enjoyable. I love the comedians here @ CP. Too funny.

[Halfcan]

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[Brock]

Rebound guy never wants to hear it.

[GloryDayz]

Your post is filled with so much FAIL I won't bother reposting it. Not one thing is accurate but thanks for spending your whole night typing it- I am sure it was tough for you to put that many sentences together. Those prison classes are paying off for you. :doh!:

Everything is going great with us. The dipshit ex is still whining to anyone that will listen but has stopped the threats. He was charged with a felony for assault on an officer and misdemeanor for disturbing the peace. No charges were filed for punching his own son in the mouth while he was drunk. Hopefully he and his skank will move on and he will pay what he is suppose to as far as supporting his kid-but I doubt it. His kids hate him from years of neglect and abusive behavior.

We had a good weekend together and both are very happy. Things get better everyday- no drama, no problems and having a lot of fun. :thumb:

So, you started this thread.... Nice. LMAO

[Halfcan]

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[BIG_DADDY]

I can't even imagine what it would be like to lose your house, wife and more importantly your child like that. Be careful dude, you are just a few drinks away from some real potential life problems.

[ThaVirus]

Welp, looks like the ex is a member of CP. Sorry for your loss, griZZly. Sounds like you're still getting a piece of the ol clamburger on the side though so you'll be ok.

[Eleazar]

I would be concerned about seeing her if she can't be bothered to divorce him. JMO

[Predarat]

We had a good weekend together and both are very happy. Things get better everyday- no drama, no problems and having a lot of fun. :thumb:

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[Canofbier]

Sincerely,

Real Men

No wonder you took a week to write this! It must be one of the most poignant, well-written things I've seen in my few years at CP.

I've been looking for a person to edit some books I've been writing on how condoms are a dirty Jewish conspiracy (foreskin envy, you know); can you please pass me your editor's contact info?

[Titty Meat]

If you were just a normal dude I'd say dip cuz obviously this bitch thrives on drama. But just from reading your replies, I can tell you're the perfect man for this situation. The loser who happens to love to call the ex a loser and is always right over the womans shoulder confirming any nonsense she happens to be spewing. Whether you're at her parents, a friends BBQ, or home alone together, you are always there to corroborate her story. Not to mention what Sac has already pointed out, you're bangin his wife in his house yet he's the douchebag?

ANyways, you've been bangin some broad for a few months and treat her word as the gospel.. that makes you a naive little boy. Whos ex isn't a loser scumbag who cheated on her? Rarely will you hear, "oh dude was a great father with a long, girthy cock who knew how to use it and always treated me right. I just wasn't worthy of his love and didn't have the energy for the multiple orgasms so I booted him out of his own home."

You say you have a bunch of ex gfs who hit you up. You're telling me right when you broke up with each of them it was over? Never any bad decisions late in the night just to make sure u made the right choice? Or to nut one last time all over her chin? Not to mention the ex always performs 10x better than she ever did while you were together. All of a sudden she's a pornstar who loves swallowing every drop of your load. That sort of thing happens without children and you spending your entire adult life with the person. I'd say there's a 100% chance that he has hit it since you started hittin it.

She purposely did not change the locks til she had to do it to keep u hitched to her wagon. Its funny how people work. They don't do things that they don't want to do and always find ways to do what they want if its obtainable. You also have to factor in that her son must be at least 18 if he's bailing his father out of jail. Thats witnessing all of what life has to offer with each other.

Together all of their adult life + he took her virginity + shes obviously lying about her feeligns for him and how shitty he is + they have a kid that is already an adult + they aren't divorced + she didnt bother changing the locks or filing a restraining order til she had to for you to stick around + shes a female = Normal dude, not you, should flee while he still can.

I have this weird feeling that your father either was not in the picture much, or was a total push over / pussy. Your actions and description of what has taken place makes me believe you learned most of life's lessons from a woman. The type of dude who views the real men who live by the code, which is almost exclusively based on respect, as neanderthals. Any respectful guy who hates drama would have dipped out without having to post their shit all over the internet.

About him being possessive... In my opinion he does own her in a way, or at least still has time left on his lease. He deflowered her, spent his entire life with her, had at least 2 children with her, put a roof over her head, and they're still ****in married. I'm sure she took his name too. All that and you think his actions are ridiculous after a measly 5 months apart? Their whole ****in life IS EACH OTHER!!! I think he's put enough into it to be allowed to feel and act the way he has. Good luck down the road when things go stale while shes cheating on you with some new lame. They'll be there in your bed when youre @ work breaking your back to provide, having a good laugh at your expense. She'll tell him how you were her perfect little puppet that helped carry out her bidding while also providing a stopgap til she found her new stud.

Lets rename this thread "Just the right douchebag to fit that dirty ****"

Sincerely,

Real Men


P.S. I noticed after slandering your good name that I did not answer the OP. Since you seem to need a wake up call, go ahead and start being skeptical about things she tells you. Call her on them, act like you don't believe her. Say things like, "I bet it wasn't that bad." and shit like that. Now I know you're new at this so take baby steps. Possibly paint a picture opposite of what she is telling you. I promise she'll backtrack and the story will slightly change. Maybe this practice will help you learn to not hang on every word coming out of that cum bucket.

Roman Gonzalez ladies and gentlemen

[DomerNKC]

Geddy Lee came at you brah?

[T-post Tom]

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LMAO

[Eleazar]

Well, Halfcan seems like a good guy and I have no reason to doubt his story, except what grizzly said fits more with reality and with... women in general and life in general...

[GloryDayz]

This could have been the first (and last) reply to the whole thread.

But it wasn't...

If you were just a normal dude I'd say dip cuz obviously this bitch thrives on drama. But just from reading your replies, I can tell you're the perfect man for this situation. The loser who happens to love to call the ex a loser and is always right over the womans shoulder confirming any nonsense she happens to be spewing. Whether you're at her parents, a friends BBQ, or home alone together, you are always there to corroborate her story. Not to mention what Sac has already pointed out, you're bangin his wife in his house yet he's the douchebag?

ANyways, you've been bangin some broad for a few months and treat her word as the gospel.. that makes you a naive little boy. Whos ex isn't a loser scumbag who cheated on her? Rarely will you hear, "oh dude was a great father with a long, girthy cock who knew how to use it and always treated me right. I just wasn't worthy of his love and didn't have the energy for the multiple orgasms so I booted him out of his own home."

You say you have a bunch of ex gfs who hit you up. You're telling me right when you broke up with each of them it was over? Never any bad decisions late in the night just to make sure u made the right choice? Or to nut one last time all over her chin? Not to mention the ex always performs 10x better than she ever did while you were together. All of a sudden she's a pornstar who loves swallowing every drop of your load. That sort of thing happens without children and you spending your entire adult life with the person. I'd say there's a 100% chance that he has hit it since you started hittin it.

She purposely did not change the locks til she had to do it to keep u hitched to her wagon. Its funny how people work. They don't do things that they don't want to do and always find ways to do what they want if its obtainable. You also have to factor in that her son must be at least 18 if he's bailing his father out of jail. Thats witnessing all of what life has to offer with each other.

Together all of their adult life + he took her virginity + shes obviously lying about her feeligns for him and how shitty he is + they have a kid that is already an adult + they aren't divorced + she didnt bother changing the locks or filing a restraining order til she had to for you to stick around + shes a female = Normal dude, not you, should flee while he still can.

I have this weird feeling that your father either was not in the picture much, or was a total push over / pussy. Your actions and description of what has taken place makes me believe you learned most of life's lessons from a woman. The type of dude who views the real men who live by the code, which is almost exclusively based on respect, as neanderthals. Any respectful guy who hates drama would have dipped out without having to post their shit all over the internet.

About him being possessive... In my opinion he does own her in a way, or at least still has time left on his lease. He deflowered her, spent his entire life with her, had at least 2 children with her, put a roof over her head, and they're still ****in married. I'm sure she took his name too. All that and you think his actions are ridiculous after a measly 5 months apart? Their whole ****in life IS EACH OTHER!!! I think he's put enough into it to be allowed to feel and act the way he has. Good luck down the road when things go stale while shes cheating on you with some new lame. They'll be there in your bed when youre @ work breaking your back to provide, having a good laugh at your expense. She'll tell him how you were her perfect little puppet that helped carry out her bidding while also providing a stopgap til she found her new stud.

Lets rename this thread "Just the right douchebag to fit that dirty ****"

Sincerely,

Real Men


P.S. I noticed after slandering your good name that I did not answer the OP. Since you seem to need a wake up call, go ahead and start being skeptical about things she tells you. Call her on them, act like you don't believe her. Say things like, "I bet it wasn't that bad." and shit like that. Now I know you're new at this so take baby steps. Possibly paint a picture opposite of what she is telling you. I promise she'll backtrack and the story will slightly change. Maybe this practice will help you learn to not hang on every word coming out of that cum bucket.

[KC native]

Your post is filled with so much FAIL I won't bother reposting it. Not one thing is accurate but thanks for spending your whole night typing it- I am sure it was tough for you to put that many sentences together. Those prison classes are paying off for you. :doh!:

Everything is going great with us. The dipshit ex is still whining to anyone that will listen but has stopped the threats. He was charged with a felony for assault on an officer and misdemeanor for disturbing the peace. No charges were filed for punching his own son in the mouth while he was drunk. Hopefully he and his skank will move on and he will pay what he is suppose to as far as supporting his kid-but I doubt it. His kids hate him from years of neglect and abusive behavior.

We had a good weekend together and both are very happy. Things get better everyday- no drama, no problems and having a lot of fun. :thumb:

So....I guess that means you took my "make a porno" advice. Good job.

[Discuss Thrower]

If you were just a normal dude I'd say dip cuz obviously this bitch thrives on drama. But just from reading your replies, I can tell you're the perfect man for this situation. The loser who happens to love to call the ex a loser and is always right over the womans shoulder confirming any nonsense she happens to be spewing. Whether you're at her parents, a friends BBQ, or home alone together, you are always there to corroborate her story. Not to mention what Sac has already pointed out, you're bangin his wife in his house yet he's the douchebag?

ANyways, you've been bangin some broad for a few months and treat her word as the gospel.. that makes you a naive little boy. Whos ex isn't a loser scumbag who cheated on her? Rarely will you hear, "oh dude was a great father with a long, girthy cock who knew how to use it and always treated me right. I just wasn't worthy of his love and didn't have the energy for the multiple orgasms so I booted him out of his own home."

You say you have a bunch of ex gfs who hit you up. You're telling me right when you broke up with each of them it was over? Never any bad decisions late in the night just to make sure u made the right choice? Or to nut one last time all over her chin? Not to mention the ex always performs 10x better than she ever did while you were together. All of a sudden she's a pornstar who loves swallowing every drop of your load. That sort of thing happens without children and you spending your entire adult life with the person. I'd say there's a 100% chance that he has hit it since you started hittin it.

She purposely did not change the locks til she had to do it to keep u hitched to her wagon. Its funny how people work. They don't do things that they don't want to do and always find ways to do what they want if its obtainable. You also have to factor in that her son must be at least 18 if he's bailing his father out of jail. Thats witnessing all of what life has to offer with each other.

Together all of their adult life + he took her virginity + shes obviously lying about her feeligns for him and how shitty he is + they have a kid that is already an adult + they aren't divorced + she didnt bother changing the locks or filing a restraining order til she had to for you to stick around + shes a female = Normal dude, not you, should flee while he still can.

I have this weird feeling that your father either was not in the picture much, or was a total push over / pussy. Your actions and description of what has taken place makes me believe you learned most of life's lessons from a woman. The type of dude who views the real men who live by the code, which is almost exclusively based on respect, as neanderthals. Any respectful guy who hates drama would have dipped out without having to post their shit all over the internet.

About him being possessive... In my opinion he does own her in a way, or at least still has time left on his lease. He deflowered her, spent his entire life with her, had at least 2 children with her, put a roof over her head, and they're still ****in married. I'm sure she took his name too. All that and you think his actions are ridiculous after a measly 5 months apart? Their whole ****in life IS EACH OTHER!!! I think he's put enough into it to be allowed to feel and act the way he has. Good luck down the road when things go stale while shes cheating on you with some new lame. They'll be there in your bed when youre @ work breaking your back to provide, having a good laugh at your expense. She'll tell him how you were her perfect little puppet that helped carry out her bidding while also providing a stopgap til she found her new stud.

Lets rename this thread "Just the right douchebag to fit that dirty ****"

Sincerely,

Real Men


P.S. I noticed after slandering your good name that I did not answer the OP. Since you seem to need a wake up call, go ahead and start being skeptical about things she tells you. Call her on them, act like you don't believe her. Say things like, "I bet it wasn't that bad." and shit like that. Now I know you're new at this so take baby steps. Possibly paint a picture opposite of what she is telling you. I promise she'll backtrack and the story will slightly change. Maybe this practice will help you learn to not hang on every word coming out of that cum bucket.

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[Iowanian]

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[Chief Pote]

No wonder you took a week to write this! It must be one of the most poignant, well-written things I've seen in my few years at CP.

I've been looking for a person to edit some books I've been writing on how condoms are a dirty Jewish conspiracy (foreskin envy, you know); can you please pass me your editor's contact info?

LMAO

Funny, I can't tell whether you're serious or joking?