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gblowfish
02-28-2014, 12:07 PM
Now for $300, you can make love to a blender!

The World's First 'Sexual Home Appliance' Will Haunt Your Dreams
http://tinyurl.com/ms8b8r4

Don't look directly into it! It's too late. The A10 Cyclone Standalone already has your soul.

The new Cyclone isn't marketed as a sex toy. Vorze is calling it a "sexual home appliance" with hopes that it'll show up in electronics shops. We're not really sure what that means, but we recommend steering clear of the frappe setting.

As far as new-age sex "appliances" go, though, this hardware has plenty of bells and whistles, Kotaku reports. It's bluetooth enabled and you can share your speed and rotation settings with your friends online. Vorze hopes that one day adult entertainment companies will release Cyclone data to go with their films.

We hope Game of Thrones releases episode-specific Cyclone data, too. That show is great.

It's expensive at $300. Luckily, our friends over at TechCrunch tried an older model of the Cyclone so you don't have to.

Reporter John Biggs writes:
I personally didn’t like the sensation. It’s kind of all-encompassing and you get quickly overwhelmed. I mean seriously, people. This is a motorized tenga jar. We’re not talking butterfly kisses. You either like it or you don’t. If you can’t handle lots of stimulation at once, maybe stay away.

gblowfish
02-28-2014, 12:13 PM
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Beef Supreme
02-28-2014, 12:43 PM
From fap to frappe

J Diddy
02-28-2014, 12:57 PM
Do they come in extra large?

In58men
02-28-2014, 12:58 PM
Paging Sorter

WhiteWhale
02-28-2014, 12:59 PM
I think some of the married guys I know would need this more than me...

gblowfish
02-28-2014, 01:03 PM
I think some of the married guys I know would need this more than me...

Good Point...

seclark
02-28-2014, 01:29 PM
try it for 30 days risk free.
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BlackHelicopters
02-28-2014, 01:32 PM
Does it have a drain plug?

Gonzo
02-28-2014, 01:33 PM
That's gotta be a bitch to keep clean.

POND_OF_RED
02-28-2014, 01:56 PM
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

Jimmya
02-28-2014, 02:14 PM
Married dudes will be all over this.

Canofbier
02-28-2014, 02:24 PM
If it's so intense, I don't like to think about what it would do to one's sensation during regular sex.

InChiefsHeaven
02-28-2014, 02:33 PM
Holy crap. Just...wow...

The end is nigh...

RippedmyFlesh
02-28-2014, 05:27 PM
Guess I am old fashioned but anything using electricity not getting near my junk. Maybe when they make a solar powered one.

TribalElder
02-28-2014, 05:31 PM
I only fuck with stainless steel appliances ROFL

chiefzilla1501
02-28-2014, 05:35 PM
Guess I am old fashioned but anything using electricity not getting near my junk. Maybe when they make a solar powered one.

Don't tell me you actually put a Fitbit on your wrist

RippedmyFlesh
02-28-2014, 05:36 PM
I only fuck with stainless steel appliances ROFL

Imagine having to be the maytag repairman for these?:Lin:

bdj23
02-28-2014, 06:55 PM
I still prefer to jerk off manually

Crush
02-28-2014, 06:58 PM
Skynet is going to fuck us to death.

a pp roach
02-28-2014, 07:21 PM
this thread gave me a huge boner

Psyko Tek
02-28-2014, 07:43 PM
Does it have a drain plug?

when the JIZZAVOURgets full

been a running joke at my company
how if semi conductor dies we can switch to sexbots