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In58men
03-02-2014, 05:01 AM
And I love you all you guys. I'm also sorry for my shitty threads. I'll get better, this is probably a bad start. I hate Matt Castle.

Sorter
03-02-2014, 05:51 AM
I don't care what anyone says about you.


The fact you provided your own image for that marvelous photoshop has me convinced you're a decent fellow.

stonedstooge
03-02-2014, 06:56 AM
It's a beautiful sunrise. If I was you, I'd have another

gblowfish
03-02-2014, 08:07 AM
Yep, he's toasted. He made this a "Book Thread."

GloryDayz
03-02-2014, 09:00 AM
Just don't drive!!! Slide!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Not?
03-02-2014, 09:12 AM
And I love you all you guys. I'm also sorry for my shitty threads. I'll get better, this is probably a bad start. I hate Matt Castle.

It's Mark Castle. Fucking drunk guys!

Bowser
03-02-2014, 10:44 AM
Sunday morning, Wednesday afternoon - it's all the same with Inmem.

Hammock Parties
03-02-2014, 10:47 AM
you're a sad fuck

go bo
03-02-2014, 10:51 AM
hey!

being drunk on a sunday morning isn't a bad thing if you started at 6 pm sat...

Rausch
03-02-2014, 10:54 AM
And I love you all you guys. I'm also sorry for my shitty threads. I'll get better, this is probably a bad start. I hate Matt Castle.

First time?...

houstonwhodat
03-02-2014, 11:32 AM
I see an AA meeting in your future.

And community service...

BullJunkandIron
03-02-2014, 11:43 AM
Friday night at 1930 hrs driving home from work eastbound on State Highway 6 towards Alvin, TX a car drives right out of the Good Times Bar and Grill in front of my F250 crew cab diesel with $3000 custom bumpers. Got to love drunks. I honked the horn, hit the brakes and swerved to miss him. He just kept coming and plowed into my truck. The patrons in the bar ran out and tried to switch the driver but there wasn't any sober enough to do it. The drunk driver told the other drunks I pulled out in front of him. What a lush. He got arrested, I couldn't go to my national guard drill Saturday because my truck will probably be totaled. I had to buy another vehicle Saturday so I could make drill today and work on Monday. I appreciate how drunks interfere with other people's lives.

sedated
03-02-2014, 12:06 PM
well this thread escalated quickly

wazu
03-02-2014, 12:13 PM
Friday night at 1930 hrs driving home from work eastbound on State Highway 6 towards Alvin, TX a car drives right out of the Good Times Bar and Grill in front of my F250 crew cab diesel with $3000 custom bumpers. Got to love drunks. I honked the horn, hit the brakes and swerved to miss him. He just kept coming and plowed into my truck. The patrons in the bar ran out and tried to switch the driver but there wasn't any sober enough to do it. The drunk driver told the other drunks I pulled out in front of him. What a lush. He got arrested, I couldn't go to my national guard drill Saturday because my truck will probably be totaled. I had to buy another vehicle Saturday so I could make drill today and work on Monday. I appreciate how drunks interfere with other people's lives.

For $3,000 shouldn't the bumpers be capable of repelling drunks?

BlackHelicopters
03-02-2014, 12:21 PM
:rockon:

In58men
03-02-2014, 12:41 PM
Oh my....smh



Mods can delete.

Radar Chief
03-02-2014, 12:41 PM
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stonedstooge
03-02-2014, 12:43 PM
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J Diddy
03-02-2014, 12:52 PM
Oh my....smh



Mods can delete.

Not a fucking chance that's going to happen. Best to disable the internet when drinking.

J Diddy
03-02-2014, 12:53 PM
For $3,000 shouldn't the bumpers be capable of repelling drunks?

That custom bumper cost more than most cars I have owned.

Pablo
03-02-2014, 01:01 PM
Friday night at 1930 hrs driving home from work eastbound on State Highway 6 towards Alvin, TX a car drives right out of the Good Times Bar and Grill in front of my F250 crew cab diesel with $3000 custom bumpers. Got to love drunks. I honked the horn, hit the brakes and swerved to miss him. He just kept coming and plowed into my truck. The patrons in the bar ran out and tried to switch the driver but there wasn't any sober enough to do it. The drunk driver told the other drunks I pulled out in front of him. What a lush. He got arrested, I couldn't go to my national guard drill Saturday because my truck will probably be totaled. I had to buy another vehicle Saturday so I could make drill today and work on Monday. I appreciate how drunks interfere with other people's lives.
Aren't you the same guy who was blabbering about having multiple DWIs in another thread?

Bwana
03-02-2014, 01:01 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ja51IYJlbws/TJjT-cWMHjI/AAAAAAAAIhc/uykCKjTR-zg/s1600/shakes12.jpg

J Diddy
03-02-2014, 01:03 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ja51IYJlbws/TJjT-cWMHjI/AAAAAAAAIhc/uykCKjTR-zg/s1600/shakes12.jpg

LMAO

OrtonsPiercedTaint
03-02-2014, 01:09 PM
Here I am all shit faced & ready for judgement, thread on Chiefsplanet. You may have more success trying to nurse abanded puppies with your nipples.

Eleazar
03-02-2014, 01:11 PM
Fisty, is that you?

Simply Red
03-02-2014, 01:14 PM
Oh my.Mods can delete.

http://i58.tinypic.com/nq65qd.gif

BullJunkandIron
03-02-2014, 01:55 PM
Nothing like a good lawyer to get a DWI dismissed for cause shown.

Easy 6
03-02-2014, 02:07 PM
5am LMAO

lewdog
03-02-2014, 03:21 PM
I suppose it's too late for "what are you wearing?"?

BlackHelicopters
03-02-2014, 03:27 PM
ASL?

houstonwhodat
03-02-2014, 03:36 PM
I suppose it's too late for "what are you wearing?"?

Khakis

58-4ever
03-02-2014, 03:37 PM
Khakis

and a red polo?

Wildcat2005
03-02-2014, 04:07 PM
Nothing wrong with drinking on a snow day.
Its fun

I wish I would of picked up something yesterday

shakesthecat
03-02-2014, 04:14 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ja51IYJlbws/TJjT-cWMHjI/AAAAAAAAIhc/uykCKjTR-zg/s1600/shakes12.jpg

Man......I don't even remember that day.

KCrockaholic
03-02-2014, 04:27 PM
Heh.

Step away from the computer while drinking... And quit drinking alone.

Radar Chief
03-03-2014, 04:03 PM
Heh.

Step away from the computer while drinking... And quit drinking alone.

Never!

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Omaha
03-03-2014, 04:32 PM
http://i58.tinypic.com/nq65qd.gif

Um, NSFW??????