LNBS: I hope this guy does well for the Chiefs

[RealSNR]

And you all know who I'm talking about, I think.

That's right.

Chas Alecxih.

I guess we signed him when nobody was looking. Maybe he was on one of those "Chiefs bring in blah blah players to fuck around with for an offseason before cutting" lists and nobody noticed his name because we thought Adam Teicher accidentally threw up on his keyboard.

But no. He's a real person. That's his name. See: http://www.nfl.com/player/chasalecxih/2532785/profile

And I can't wait until he makes the 53 man roster. I'm going to buy a jersey and watch everybody make a face when they see the back of it. It's going to be hilarious. Trust me.

http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/we-heart-it-1.jpg

Like, I'm already making that face right now. Is his name pronounced like "Chase"? Or like "Chaz" but with the softer "s" instead of the z? Or is it French and the s is silent? And his last name. I've seen some fucked up last names from people, but I can't even tell you what freakin language this is. It's like Croatian and Klingon had a retard baby or something. Aesthetically it looks like crap, and in all the different ways I've tried to pronounce it, it sounds like crap too. Uh-leck-zee? Do you mean Alexei? Alexei? Aleck-ux-eehuh? What's with the "ih" at the end? I've never seen that before. I don't know where the hell this dude's ancestors are from, and that both freaks me out and is awesome at the same time.

[Sofa King]

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/270/2/c/well_ok_then_by_michaelthebrony-d6o852d.jpg

[AustinChief]

Peter Charles Alecxih III (pronounced ah-LEX-ee)

So it's chaz ah-LEX-ee

[RealSNR]

Peter Charles Alecxih III (pronounced ah-LEX-ee)

So it's chaz ah-LEX-ee

Where the hell does this name come from?

And if you say "Pittsburgh" I shall become very cross.

[Simply Red]

since Zombo was only serviceable - I say we give this new guy a shot as our next Cinderella story. If he is successful - not only will I join you w/ his apparel - I'll buy it in that 'new wave' obnoxious burgundy color.

[-King-]

Took me a minute to figure out what LNBS stood for. :doh!:

[RealSNR]

since Zombo was only serviceable - I say we give this new guy a shot as our next Cinderella story. If he is successful - not only will I join you w/ his apparel - I'll buy it in that 'new wave' obnoxious burgundy color.

Hell yeah. I may ask Mr Tomahawk about the sweatshop where he bought his custom Bray jersey. The very instant I find out this dude's number, I'm putting one on order. I'll be the belle of the ball.

[AustinChief]

Where the hell does this name come from?

And if you say "Pittsburgh" I shall become very cross.

My guess would be someplace that uses Cyrillic letters and the transliteration of the name caused the screwy spelling. Let's go with Bulgaria! Yup, definitely a Bulgarian.

[RippedmyFlesh]

To The

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSBcwp7PucH6ATxHxX8xjWHUcrSbryYM0KkxppEdOISaLV-C-odIg

[Simply Red]

Hell yeah. I may ask Mr Tomahawk about the sweatshop where he bought his custom Bray jersey. The very instant I find out this dude's number, I'm putting one on order. I'll be the belle of the ball.

I'm getting excited about this, already - I literally went from not knowing who this guy was (see 17 mins ago) to; I can't wait for him to blossom so I can buy that jersey!

[Easy 6]

What position does he play, goalie?

[Chiefs=Champions]

Chad axel is a good player

[Simply Red]

http://i.imgur.com/2OGhQmx.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/WJU5ZTb.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/jsHwUqq.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/Wzcn0dK.jpg

[Simply Red]

dude is going to bauce out.

[TEX]

Kinda looks like Chas Bono...:hmmm: Will Cher sing the National Anthem?

[Dunerdr]

Defensive end?

[BlackHelicopters]

Print'em

[jonzie04]

what the hell does lnbs mean? only thing googles showing are satellite dishes.

[htismaqe]

what the hell does lnbs mean? only thing googles showing are satellite dishes.

ROFL

[GloryDayz]

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/270/2/c/well_ok_then_by_michaelthebrony-d6o852d.jpg

Rep for the Avi... I wish she was "next"!

[TLO]

what the hell does lnbs mean? only thing googles showing are satellite dishes.
Late night bull shit.
Rep for the Avi... I wish she was "next"!
It took me a while to figure out exactly what was in his avatar. I feel ashamed now.:shake:

[ct]

Hell yeah. I may ask Mr Tomahawk about the sweatshop where he bought his custom Bray jersey. The very instant I find out this dude's number, I'm putting one on order. I'll be the belle of the ball.

I'd go w/ 99b

[RealSNR]

what the hell does lnbs mean? only thing googles showing are satellite dishes.

Lost N00bs Being Suckered

[RealSNR]

Since we're talking so much about Rishaw Johnson and Eric Kush today, thought I'd bump this thread so more people start talking about the REAL folk hero of this 2014 Chiefs training camp.

Make way for the first Klingon ever to play in the NFL!

[Easy 6]

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[Rausch]

Since we're talking so much about Rishaw Johnson and Eric Kush today, thought I'd bump this thread so more people start talking about the REAL folk hero of this 2014 Chiefs training camp.

Make way for the first Klingon ever to play in the NFL!

:facepalm:

We got a nice dose of rookie DL Chas Alecxih, undrafted out of Pitt. We learn of his near-death experience from this past Spring when he took a JetSki out too far in the Gulf of Mexico and was stranded for eight hours before finally being rescued prior to sundown.

[RealSNR]

I predict this guy is gonna break out in 2014!