Rain Man
03-06-2014, 12:09 AM
This is perhaps the most interesting bit of junk mail I've received in years. For only $199, I can become a certified Tarot card reader for these people's particular brand of Tarot cards. During my seminar, I will learn to:
- choose the best card deck for various types of readings.
- work with multiple decks simultaneously.
- prepare an accurate card reading.
- give myself a daily reading.
- answer other people's questions accurately.
- gain confidence and clarity in my reading ability.
- give readings about life purpose, love, and health.
At the end of the one-day course I will be able to hear my angels.
So...do they really make enough money on this to afford sending out direct mail pieces? Really? This is kind of amazing.
I probably should note that it didn't actually come to me. It came to a former tenant in my apartment who did some touchy-feely life coaching stuff for a living. But even if it was targeted, it still seems like people who want to be tarot card readers are going to be a very small part of any reasonable population.
- choose the best card deck for various types of readings.
- work with multiple decks simultaneously.
- prepare an accurate card reading.
- give myself a daily reading.
- answer other people's questions accurately.
- gain confidence and clarity in my reading ability.
- give readings about life purpose, love, and health.
At the end of the one-day course I will be able to hear my angels.
So...do they really make enough money on this to afford sending out direct mail pieces? Really? This is kind of amazing.
I probably should note that it didn't actually come to me. It came to a former tenant in my apartment who did some touchy-feely life coaching stuff for a living. But even if it was targeted, it still seems like people who want to be tarot card readers are going to be a very small part of any reasonable population.