loochy
03-07-2014, 12:20 PM
Three words:
Too.
Freaking.
Fat.
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Artist Vince McMahon, who shocked the world with his wrestling characters based on actual human occupations, has decided to bring his creation to life by raising $1,000,000,000 through Pay Per Views to sell the "Yokozuna" doll, which carries the tagline "Disgustingly fat is hot."
While we might admire Ultimate Warrior's reign as WWF Champion, his doll's famously unrealistic body proportions (which would force a real man to use all kinds of steroids and hormones) leave a lot to be desired. So entrepreneur Vince McMahon gained a lot of attention last summer when he showed the world what Ultimate Warrior would look like if he had the measurements and traits of a grossly overweight Polynesian.
"A lot of people asked where they could buy a fat wrestling doll," McMahon told TIME. "But no one could buy it because it didn't exist."
So rather than just waiting for some other wrestling federation to bring a wrestling doll with fatty proportions to life, he decided to do it himself. Wednesday, McMahon launched another PPV to raise money to begin production on a doll of a large fat man. The line is called Yokozuna and its tagline is: "Disgustingly fat is hot."
http://galleryplus.ebayimg.com/ws/web/180870021925_1_0_1/1000x1000.jpg
Too.
Freaking.
Fat.
http://madeup.com/123456/this-is-a-made-up-story..../
Artist Vince McMahon, who shocked the world with his wrestling characters based on actual human occupations, has decided to bring his creation to life by raising $1,000,000,000 through Pay Per Views to sell the "Yokozuna" doll, which carries the tagline "Disgustingly fat is hot."
While we might admire Ultimate Warrior's reign as WWF Champion, his doll's famously unrealistic body proportions (which would force a real man to use all kinds of steroids and hormones) leave a lot to be desired. So entrepreneur Vince McMahon gained a lot of attention last summer when he showed the world what Ultimate Warrior would look like if he had the measurements and traits of a grossly overweight Polynesian.
"A lot of people asked where they could buy a fat wrestling doll," McMahon told TIME. "But no one could buy it because it didn't exist."
So rather than just waiting for some other wrestling federation to bring a wrestling doll with fatty proportions to life, he decided to do it himself. Wednesday, McMahon launched another PPV to raise money to begin production on a doll of a large fat man. The line is called Yokozuna and its tagline is: "Disgustingly fat is hot."
http://galleryplus.ebayimg.com/ws/web/180870021925_1_0_1/1000x1000.jpg