-- I'm going to take a nap for a few hrs.

[Simply Red]

Hey guys, I'm going to take a quick nap for a few hours - I should be back on around (I'd say) 10ish Eastern/standard.

If anyone needs anything or has any questions - You can leave them here - or (as always) my inbox is open if you're an alcoholic or meth user.

[Ragged Robin]

Eraserhead is the greatest movie of all time.

[Hammock Parties]

Dear Simply Red,

If a bear attacked you on a random nature hike, how would you defend yourself?

[MTG#10]

If you go to sleep now you'll miss the Emmanuel Sanders signing celebration thread.

[Fairplay]

Have a nice nap SR I sent you 2 PMs.

[confused]

If you go to sleep now you'll miss the Emmanuel Sanders signing celebration thread.
I bet that'll have the attendance of Jerry Sandusky's retirement party.

[Bowser]

Just how many quarts are in a gallon, anyway?

[Simply Red]

Dear Simply Red,

If a bear attacked you on a random nature hike, how would you defend yourself?

Weaponless? I'd form a steeple. to appear larger - it's what the Indians did, braugh.

[Simply Red]

Have a nice nap SR I sent you 2 PMs.

Ty Fairplay - Thank you.

Good night guys - I'm signing off now! :clap:

[TimeForWasp]

This needed a thread. thanks. Don't want nap announcements falling into a mega thread.

[Dunerdr]

Happy wet Donny Avery dreams buddy!

[In58men]

When pan searing a New York steak, how long in both sides?

[loochy]

When I cough I poop a little.

[Hammock Parties]

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[Bowser]

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[In58men]

http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo285/travis47150/mcds.jpg

In that case, no cheese please.

[loochy]

In that case, no cheese please.

But extra special sauce please

[Hammock Parties]

But extra special sauce please

http://i.imgur.com/fiRoxYA.gif

[Fire Me Boy!]

When pan searing a New York steak, how long in both sides?


Are you in New York or South Dakota?

[In58men]

Are you in New York or South Dakota?

California goofy

[Bowser]

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[LoneWolf]

SR, I've got a huge business trip coming up. There will be several business casual dinners I have to attend. Do you have any fashion advice? I will be in a suit all day so I'd like to be able to incorporate a nice pair of jeans into any ensemble.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

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[In58men]

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My jam song for tonight.

[a pp roach]

http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo285/travis47150/mcds.jpg

ROFL

[tecumseh]

http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo285/travis47150/mcds.jpg

#1 franchise for the discriminating gent.

[BryanBusby]

Hi

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Have u ever joined the mile high club?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Describe your favorite milf moment

[Deberg_1990]

Hey guys, I'm going to take a quick nap for a few hours - I should be back on around (I'd say) 10ish Eastern/standard.

If anyone needs anything or has any questions - You can leave them here - or (as always) my inbox is open if you're an alcoholic or meth user.

What kind of Sperry Top Siders are you rollin with these days?

[bevischief]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/hXqLWqCqDHc/hqdefault.jpg

.

[scho63]

Nighty, night.......


http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/rKNyEhQSAug/hqdefault.jpg

[Fairplay]

Are you awake yet?

[tecumseh]

Do you snore?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Check your PMs SR. I have good news and you're the first I've told !!!

[Hammock Parties]

http://i.imgur.com/h9M0NYg.gif

[bevischief]

The midgets aren't happy.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

And when you wake up Emanuel Sanders is a Donkey !

[Buzz]

:bong: makes you sleepy.

[saphojunkie]

Eraserhead is the greatest movie of all time.

Avatar is. Money talks, bitches.

[cdcox]

Why does room service take so long? All I want is a damn sammich.

[Simply Red]

Just how many quarts are in a gallon, anyway?

easy - 4

This needed a thread. thanks. Don't want nap announcements falling into a mega thread.

Eat a sardine box of cock.

Happy wet Donny Avery dreams buddy!

Ty - I love him.

When pan searing a New York steak, how long in both sides?

Just monitor it - and use your inner Jamie Oliver.


When I cough I poop a little.

That's fine - clean them up and wash your disgusting butt.

Have u ever joined the mile high club?

Heavens no.

Describe your favorite milf moment

Blow job in the back of a consignment shop, after hours.


What kind of Sperry Top Siders are you rollin with these days?

http://i.imgur.com/pm8LVO6.jpg



Are you awake yet?

Yes - I'm working.

Do you snore?

I used to - but generally I sleep on my stomach - so it's okay.

Check your PMs SR. I have good news and you're the first I've told !!!

:clap:

And when you wake up Emanuel Sanders is a Donkey !

**** this happened - huh?

:bong: makes you sleepy.

Yes.

Avatar is. Money talks, bitches.


Die.

[Simply Red]

Why does room service take so long? All I want is a damn sammich.

what city?

[Hammock Parties]

LEAN FORWARD and CHOKE YROUSELF

[cdcox]

what city?

Santiago. Still waiting.

I crossed the Andes today with very little to eat. Now I know how the people in that book Alive! felt.

[Rasputin]

LEAN FORWARD and CHOKE YROUSELF

nsfw language

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[Dylan]

There was this kid I grew up with; he was younger than me. Sorta looked up to me, you know. We did our first work together, worked our way out of the street. Things were good, we made the most of it. During Prohibition, we ran molasses into Canada... made a fortune, your father, too. As much as anyone, I loved him and trusted him. Later on he had an idea to build a city out of a desert stop-over for GI's on the way to the West Coast. That kid's name was Moe Greene, and the city he invented was Las Vegas. This was a great man, a man of vision and guts. And there isn't even a plaque, or a signpost or a statue of him in that town! Someone put a bullet through his eye. No one knows who gave the order. When I heard it, I wasn't angry; I knew Moe, I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead, I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen; I didn't ask who gave the order, because it had nothing to do with business!


I'm going in to take a nap. When I wake, if the money's on the table, I'll know I have a partner. If it isn't, I'll know I don't.

[BryanBusby]

I'm thinking of a good Italian dish to make tomorrow. What should I make?

[Dylan]

Lasagne :D

http://images.media-allrecipes.com/userphotos/250x250/00/03/24/32427.jpg

[cdcox]

I'm thinking of a good Italian dish to make tomorrow. What should I make?

Stuffed Pasta Shells

1 box large pasta shells
1 large onion chopped
6 cloves garlic minced and divided in two
olive oil
2 lb sweet Italian sausage
red pepper flakes to taste
15 oz whole milk ricotta cheese
1 t sugar
3 cups cream
28 oz Italian tomatoes chopped or crushed, partially drained
1/4 cup basil
1/2 cup Parmesan cheese.

Preheat oven to 350.

1. Boil pasta shells in salted water according to package, just short of al dente. Drain.
2. Saute onion in olive oil. Divide the sauteed onion into two separate skillets.
3. To one skillet, add half of the garlic and the tomatoes. Season with red pepper flakes. Cook for 5 min, then add cream and simmer until the shells are stuffed.
4. To the other skillet, add the sausage and saute until browned. Add remaining garlic and season with red pepper flakes and cook for another minute.
5. Mix together the sausage, sugar, and ricotta cheese. Stuff the shells with this mixture and place them in a large casserole, with a little olive oil spread over the bottom.
6. Add finely chopped basil to the tomato cream sauce.
7. Pour the sauce over the shells. Sprinkle the shredded Parmesan. Cover with foil and bake for 45 min.
8. Uncover and bake for another 15. Let sit for 10 min.

[J Diddy]

I'm thinking of a good Italian dish to make tomorrow. What should I make?

Blackened chicken fettucini alfredo with a salad so amazing Olive Garden will be calling you for the recipe.

That's what I would do.

[BryanBusby]

Lasagne :D

http://images.media-allrecipes.com/userphotos/250x250/00/03/24/32427.jpg
I had it last weekend though!

Stuffed Pasta Shells

1 box large pasta shells
1 large onion chopped
6 cloves garlic minced and divided in two
olive oil
2 lb sweet Italian sausage
red pepper flakes to taste
15 oz whole milk ricotta cheese
1 t sugar
3 cups cream
28 oz Italian tomatoes chopped or crushed, partially drained
1/4 cup basil
1/2 cup Parmesan cheese.

Preheat oven to 350.

1. Boil pasta shells in salted water according to package, just short of al dente. Drain.
2. Saute onion in olive oil. Divide the sauteed onion into two separate skillets.
3. To one skillet, add half of the garlic and the tomatoes. Season with red pepper flakes. Cook for 5 min, then add cream and simmer until the shells are stuffed.
4. To the other skillet, add the sausage and saute until browned. Add remaining garlic and season with red pepper flakes and cook for another minute.
5. Mix together the sausage, sugar, and ricotta cheese. Stuff the shells with this mixture and place them in a large casserole, with a little olive oil spread over the bottom.
6. Add finely chopped basil to the tomato cream sauce.
7. Pour the sauce over the shells. Sprinkle the shredded Parmesan. Cover with foil and bake for 45 min.
8. Uncover and bake for another 15. Let sit for 10 min.
This sounds intriguing ty

Blackened chicken fettucini alfredo with a salad so amazing Olive Garden will be calling you for the recipe.

That's what I would do.
hm I'll have to keep this in mind too!

[Bowser]

So SR takes a nap and Sanders end up a Bronco out of fucking nowhere. Way to go, Red.

[Gadzooks]

If a broad with a cold gives you a blowjob, will you be infected?

[Bowser]

If a broad with a cold gives you a blowjob, will you be infected?

Just your junk. Soak in alternating hot and cold water, half hour at a time for six hours straight, and you should be good. Might want to take a brillo pad to it for good measure.

[BryanBusby]

If a broad with a cold gives you a blowjob, will you be infected?

Not if you cover your junk with a target bag and coat it with hot sauce

[Gadzooks]

Just your junk. Soak in alternating hot and cold water, half hour at a time for six hours straight, and you should be good. Might want to take a brillo pad to it for good measure.

To be clear, it wasn't a "cold sore". The broad had a stuffed nose.:)

[Deberg_1990]

McDonalds or Burger King? Go!

[Simply Red]

McDonalds or Burger King? Go!

Big Mac - Twice per year.

[BryanBusby]

McDonalds or Burger King? Go!

Burger King

dat birthday crown doe