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gblowfish
03-18-2014, 12:20 PM
And I got the DEVIL IN ME!!!
http://tinyurl.com/l5utgh6

A Tennessee woman is accused of smashing her car into a church and stabbing her husband in the chest because she said the devil was in her.

Stephanie Hamman, 23, was charged Sunday with attempted first degree murder and felony vandalism, according to WJHL.

Shortly after 10 p.m., Hamman's husband, Steven, told authorities that his wife drove her car through the front doors of a church after she called him. When Steven arrived, he said he found her lying in front of the altar. That's when his wife allegedly said "The devil is in me" before stabbing him in the chest with a kitchen knife.

Steven Hamman managed to pull the knife out of his body, return to his apartment and alert authorities.

The Church Hill Police Department took the woman into custody after finding her at an emergency room. Hamman allegedly told police her stabbing resulted from her husband watching too much NASCAR, among other reasons.

"She stated God had told her that smoking marijuana all day and all night was not good for her, and that she only needed to smoke it at night to help her relax," CHPD Chief Mark Johnson told Times News. "Mrs. Hamman further stated that she felt her husband Steven was worshiping the NASCAR race at Bristol, which made her mad, and she began having thoughts that the devil put in her head."

During her arrest, Hamman allegedly asked police if her husband was alive or not.

"The devil told me to take the kitchen knife with me," Hamman said, according to a CHPD press release obtained by the Bluefield Daily Telegraph. "I prayed I would not have to use it on him, but I did. When Steven came to check on me, I told him the devil was in me and I stabbed him in the heart. Have you heard if he is dead or not?"

Officers said Hamman told them she loved smoking marijuana.

“I love to smoke it,” she said, according to the release. “Sometimes when I do, I start seeing things that others don’t. Isn’t God good? He told me this would happen, and just look, I am okay.”

Hamman is being held without bond. Her husband is in fair condition.

Why Not?
03-18-2014, 12:22 PM
Misleading thread title. You don't have a husband, George.

Amnorix
03-18-2014, 12:23 PM
Steven Hamman managed to pull the knife out of his body, return to his apartment and alert authorities.


Either that was a small, very badly aimed knife, this guy lives like right next door to the church and didn't have his cell phone, or he's some kind of superman...

BlackHelicopters
03-18-2014, 12:28 PM
Either that was a small, very badly aimed knife, this guy lives like right next door to the church and didn't have his cell phone, or he's some kind of superman...

He's Batman

BlackHelicopters
03-18-2014, 12:29 PM
I feel the need, the need for weed and speed.

Rain Man
03-18-2014, 12:34 PM
How many people is marijuana going to kill before we finally take action and outlaw the stuff?

Eleazar
03-18-2014, 12:44 PM
It seems drugs may not be good for those who have an acute psychosis

BlackHelicopters
03-18-2014, 12:44 PM
How many people is marijuana going to kill before we finally take action and outlaw the stuff?

Evidently it's going to take more than a stoned NASCAR wife with poor aim who speaks to God.

Pablo
03-18-2014, 12:47 PM
The Lord works in mysterious ways.

gblowfish
03-18-2014, 12:54 PM
Misleading thread title. You don't have a husband, George.

If I did, I bet he'd worship NASCAR!

Donger
03-18-2014, 12:55 PM
Harmless plant.

POND_OF_RED
03-18-2014, 12:58 PM
http://i.imgur.com/glxrZ.jpg

Pablo
03-18-2014, 01:02 PM
Harmless plant.
Agreed.

WhawhaWhat
03-18-2014, 01:02 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FjD46fS.gif

InChiefsHeaven
03-18-2014, 01:04 PM
http://i0.huffpost.com/gen/1684184/thumbs/n-STEPHHAMMAN-large.jpg

Craaaazy...toys in the aaaatic I am craaaaazyyyy!

BlackHelicopters
03-18-2014, 01:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/glxrZ.jpg

RIP HST.

Radar Chief
03-18-2014, 01:26 PM
If I did, I bet he'd worship NASCAR!

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KC native
03-18-2014, 02:00 PM
It seems drugs may not be good for those who have an acute psychosis

Ya think?

KC native
03-18-2014, 02:01 PM
Harmless plant.

I'd say the psychotic "God talks to me" condition is probably a little bit more to blame.

Fish
03-18-2014, 02:05 PM
When are we gonna do something about these damn demons? JFC.

Chris666 was right you guys.