Are blumpkins real?

[Titty Meat]

Discuss

[Dunerdr]

Yes. Google it and grab some lube.

[bevischief]

Banjos...

[milkman]

What the hell is blumpkin?

[TLO]

What the hell is blumpkin?

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.

[J Diddy]

Any woman who would go there is not one that I would let spend the night. I suppose a prostitute might do it for the right price.

[LoneWolf]

Discuss

Sperm mixed with shit. Has to be how you were conceived.

[BigMeatballDave]

What the hell is blumpkin?

I bet you wished you hadn't asked. :)

[Eleazar]

Sperm mixed with shit. Has to be how you were conceived.

He was spawned after his mother unwittingly took a swim in a hippo pond?

[vailpass]

Dirty Sanchez not enough for you? You have to take it to the next level?

[LoneWolf]

Dirty Sanchez not enough for you? You have to take it to the next level?

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/15b/e97/96e/resized/dirty-sanchez-meme-generator-did-someone-say-dirty-sanchez-d501d2.jpg

[vailpass]

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/15b/e97/96e/resized/dirty-sanchez-meme-generator-did-someone-say-dirty-sanchez-d501d2.jpg

:D

[C3HIEF3S]

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[J Diddy]

He was spawned after his mother unwittingly took a swim in a hippo pond?

It can neither be confirmed or denied that said such swim was unwittingly.

[ChiliConCarnage]

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/15b/e97/96e/resized/dirty-sanchez-meme-generator-did-someone-say-dirty-sanchez-d501d2.jpg

http://a.gifb.in/052010/1274779903_glen-big-baby-davis-tongue.gif

[Rasputin]

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.

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[BullJunkandIron]

Not to be confused with a shumpkin. Taking a sh!t while giving a blowjob.

[J Diddy]

Not to be confused with a shumpkin. Taking a **** while giving a blowjob.
Dude you're totally making that up.

Aren't you?

[blaise]

Any woman who would go there is not one that I would let spend the night. I suppose a prostitute might do it for the right price.

I agree with this. I think I'd be disgusted by a woman willing to do it.

[Predarat]

Go down to Woodbury or MacMinville Tennessee and you will see plenty of them. Crackhead and methead trailor trash red neck women will do anything for drug money.

[milkman]

I agree with this. I think I'd be disgusted by a woman willing to do it.

If you let a woman blow you while you take a shit, you have your own disgusting problem.

[RustShack]

One of my friends has always claimed he got one before.

[Lzen]

Sperm mixed with shit. Has to be how you were conceived.

ROFL

[Lzen]

I bet you wished you hadn't asked. :)

I wish he hadn't asked. I wish i hadn't opened this thread. I had no idea what a blumpkin was and that would have been okay if i never knew. Wtf is wrong with people?

[Jimmya]

It's amazing how much new information I learn on this site. It's like going to college.

[J Diddy]

If you let a woman blow you while you take a shit, you have your own disgusting problem.

While I think this is true there must be some logical reasoning behind it. Perhaps, one has a very busy schedule and the only time they can fit a gobbler in is when they're dropping a deuce?

[Deberg_1990]

Any Country Blumpkins arround here?

[BlackHelicopters]

Show of hands? Who hasn't recieved one?

[Dayze]

If you let a woman blow you while you take a shit, you have your own disgusting problem.

LMAO

exactly

[TLO]

I'm going to need to hear from some of you folks that enjoy licking the b hole. Is this an acceptable practice?

[Dunerdr]

I'm going to need to hear from some of you folks that enjoy licking the b hole. Is this an acceptable practice?

Are you kidding? Of course. Don't just lick any old bhole make sure it's a keeper. Once you do it she'll love you forever. She might not like you , but she will love you.

[Baby Lee]

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ROFL ROFL - Modern Mantan still slays me. It's what I picture every time ThatGuy sees someone replied to one of his threads.

[gblowfish]

The social deviance quotient on the CP is unusually high this weekend....

[Titty Meat]

You guys gonna bump all of my classics?

[BucEyedPea]

Any woman who would go there is not one that I would let spend the night. I suppose a prostitute might do it for the right price.

Based on some of your comments, I'm surprised you have this as a standard. :hmmm:

[BucEyedPea]

You guys gonna bump all of my classics?

Is your handle named after your penis being dipped in shit? ;)

[Pasta Little Brioni]

These threads make who dat threads look decent

[vailpass]

Are you kidding? Of course. Don't just lick any old bhole make sure it's a keeper. Once you do it she'll love you forever. She might not like you , but she will love you.

Exactamundo...

[Titty Meat]

These threads make my shitty top 100 posters thread look decent

Fixed

[confused]

Fat Elvis>Blumpkin. Essentially, a Blumpkin while eating a ham sandwich.

[Baby Lee]

Best of all is the constipated Blumpkin, when you blow your load EVERYTHING shakes loose.