-- Chiefs inquired about Jack Shit

[Simply Red]

Jack Shit anyone? Chiefs called his agent today.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Bring him in for look/ Lil chiefy

[TLO]

:bong:

[Direckshun]

LMAO

Sounds like a camp body, really.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

3...2...1...until someone claims to have seen the game tape

[Dave Lane]

Anyone have a highlight video I can review?

[Easy 6]

Meh, gym warrior... looks great on paper but nowhere else.

He's the next Jim Bob Cooter, nothing more.

[Simply Red]

Anyone have a highlight video I can review?

ROFL

[Dave Lane]

Let's see, Too old, too expensive, PFF says he sucks, gonna sign with Broncos anyway, No thanks, his head's screwed up. /CP

[BossChief]

I liked him coming out of college, but injuries and lack of scheme fit might force him to take his talents to the arena league.

[Direckshun]

Let's see, Too old, too expensive, PFF says he sucks, gonna sign with Broncos anyway, No thanks, his head's screwed up. /CP

/thread

[Hammock Parties]

THAT'S the Simply Red way.

http://mostlyaveragejoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Chicago-Way.jpg

[hometeam]

the NSFW history of the man.

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[Reerun_KC]

3...2...1...until someone claims to have seen the game tape

You know you are a loser when you refer to tv broadcasts as game film.

[In58men]

Can he throw pass 8 yards?

[chiefforlife]

His brother Dip, worked out for the Patriots, so why not!!

[In58men]

His brother Dip, worked out for the Patriots, so why not!!

That was his uncle Bull

[MotherfuckerJones]

Can he throw pass 8 yards?

No but Smith can.

[Reerun_KC]

That was his uncle Bull

He has a Muslim cousin named Indeep also.
He's a soccer player.

[JoeyChuckles]

#Free Vince Agnew

[TEX]

Jack Shit anyone? Chiefs called his agent today.

They signed him 4 times.

[Coach]

That was his uncle Bull

But his cousin Horace (horse) is a general manager for the Broncos.

[In58men]

No but Smith can.

Don't make me this take this quality thread and ruin it by talking about Alex Smith.

[In58men]

But his cousin Horse is a general manager for the Broncos.

Fulbrains was nephew I thought? I'm confused.

[Simply Red]

No but Smith can.

http://i61.tinypic.com/nq32mr.gif

[BullJunkandIron]

KenDick Drips played with him in the 3rd stall on the terrace level.

[C3HIEF3S]

Tyler Bray

[Shogun]

Just like all of the other players the chiefs have signed, ive never heard of him

[mcaj22]

did Vance Walker copy & paste this on his twitter yet

[J Diddy]

Bo knows Jack Shit.

[Stalker]

This thread is bullshit ho ho ho

[Simply Red]

This thread is bullshit ho ho ho

yes, agreed! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_fiBk3BH1Q)

[Chiefs=Champions]

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[TEX]

But his cousin Horace (horse) is a general manager for the Broncos.

Yes. Who bent his noob counterpart Dumb over in KC...

[Chief Gump]

My real estate agent told me he was looking for a house in the KC area.

[MTG#10]

I wont believe it until I see O's twitter post.

[Simply Red]

My real estate agent told me he was looking for a house in the KC area.

yep - Stanley Chief has also spotted the Chief's jet at the airport.

[Strongside]

Link? I don't see this anywhere on Marty's twitter feed. Aren't you the same guy that claimed John Doe to the Chiefs was a done deal? Hmmmmmm

[Steron]

Did anyone see him in Best Buy?

[Rausch]

Link? I don't see this anywhere on Marty's twitter feed. Aren't you the same guy that claimed John Doe to the Chiefs was a done deal? Hmmmmmm

His Asian stepbrother Fley Ming has been the chiefs cheerleading photographer for years...

[Dave Lane]

His little brother Follo is good follow in college his career has a real downward arc. Makes me think he'll be a Chief soon.

[IamBATMAN]

His momma Holy Shit thinks he is a special kind of player who could really help this team out....per her twitter account.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Sorry , Broncos just signed him tooooooo.

[vailpass]

Yes. Who bent his noob counterpart Dumb over in KC...

Well played...

[wink91wink]

Still an upgrade over Kendrick Lewis

[Rausch]

Still an upgrade over Kendrick Lewis

*Reported for filter evasion...*

[Simply Red]

STILL IN THE WORKS!

[TRR]

But we've signed Vance Walker!!
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[GloryDayz]

If he's a gladiator, he's in....

[BlackHelicopters]

He is a warrior

[Fish]

Still a better known name than Jeff Linkenbachermershermer...

[bevischief]

To the pooper.

[cabletech94]

we. got. this. shit.

[BullJunkandIron]

I heard he was affiliated with the apple turd gang.

[Fairplay]

Had gang related issues but Dorsey can change him.

[Rasputin]

I heard he had close ties with Pittsburg Steelers because of "Hershey" Pennssylvania

[Buzz]

The knock on the guy was he couldn't make a clean break in the bowl game.

[Simply Red]

Ian Rapoport ✔ @RapSheet
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#Broncos were among those who did research on Jack Shit, as did plenty of others. Source says the Chiefs are now OUT. He’ll visit Broncos Monday

[TEX]

Jack Shit anyone? Chiefs called his agent today.

Yes. Every other year Jack Shit is the main part of the off season plan. :shake:

[bevischief]

He left a turd in KC.

[Buzz]

He left a turd in KC.

We don't need a locker room stain.

[GloryDayz]

He left a turd in KC.

I'd like to thank you for your avatar... Simply wonderful!

[bevischief]

I'd like to thank you for your avatar... Simply wonderful!

Just doing my part.

[GloryDayz]

Just doing my part.

And her's!

[007]

Sparrow?

[Simply Red]

Our next selection is May 2020, sound about right?

Did they ever pick this guy up?

[chiefzilla1501]

He sounds scary. One mention of his name makes my dick curl

[srvy]

All his Buds call him Dog.

[srvy]

The Ladies think he is A Hunk.

[srvy]

When he was just a lil tike his papa called him Squirt.

[TEX]

Our next selection is May 2020, sound about right?

Did they ever pick this guy up?

No. He signed with Denver...

[Ragged Robin]

Chiefs continue to show their relentless pursuit for Jack Shit.. yet still are unable to sign him.

[Simply Red]

any hits about this on twitter? - where is twitter tard? - has he not been back since the Royal's face planted the O's?

[chiefzilla1501]

What about Mike goff's brother jack. Anyone ask about him?

[Simply Red]

updates?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'd rather take a flier on Cunt Cunterson.

[Simply Red]

any updates?

[Chief Northman]

any updates?

Not your best work.....

[loochy]

any updates?

Was Jack Shit a code word for Catapano?

[vailpass]

any updates?

They got him for 2 third rounders...

[Toby Waller]

sounds like the name of a white guy.
Never draft white guys

[loochy]

sounds like the name of a white guy.
Never draft white guys

except for QBs or OL

[Toby Waller]

except for QBs or OL

Are there any black centers?

[loochy]

Are there any black centers?

The key positions dominated by Caucasian players are Quarterback (82%) and Center (84%). Special teams are also primarily comprised of Caucasian players (97% in 2013 and 98% in 2012).

http://uptownmagazine.com/2014/10/racial-breakdown-of-the-nfl-report-card/

[Simply Red]

WE GOT HIM!!! YES!!! FIRST ROUND!

[Bugeater]

WE GOT HIM!!! YES!!! FIRST ROUND!
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[Simply Red]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18lroax6o867tgif/ku-xlarge.gif

ROFL

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Myles Shit Jack?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

WE GOT HIM!!! YES!!! FIRST ROUND!

Clean break too!!!!!

[Simply Red]

I thought it was important to let you guys know - he's been seen around Kinney' Shoes in Grandview wearing a Chiefs Golf shirt.

[Bewbies]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18lroax6o867tgif/ku-xlarge.gif

Why don't we have video like this when we draft the QB? LMAO

[Simply Red]

Did this happen today?

[Hammock Parties]

Why don't we have video like this when we draft the QB? LMAO

we do

https://i.imgur.com/AicnO3R.gif

[eDave]

Where the hell has that been?

[Hammock Parties]

Where the hell has that been?

Been posted before.

Your choice to be a fan.

[eDave]

Been posted before.

Your choice to be a fan.

lol

[scho63]

Where the hell has that been?

You coming to our get together this weekend eDave? :hmmm:

[Hammock Parties]

We got him!

[New World Order]

Jack Shit

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

any updates?

I was visited yesterday by his agent, Dried Plum. We were able reach an explosive number, but may not be able to fit him in under the cap.

[Simply Red]

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[carcosa]

JSTE

[Simply Red]

Sticky this for the next month or so - we need to keep it close to vest - for when we sign JS.

[Simply Red]

any updates?

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

any updates?

Sorry bro. Jack Schitt got traded to the Eagles for a 4th.

[KCUnited]

A deep dive into the Roquan Smith package and I'm now more confident that we'll be able to flip RoJo to the Texans for Tunsil and a small plus on their end, likely in the 6th round range.

[FlaChief58]

Did we sign this piece of shit yet?

[493rd]

We can afford to deal our 1 for him. Make it happen Vurch!

[KCUnited]

I’d do a first for Barry McCockiner

[scho63]

I ran into Jack Shit in the Kohl's bathroom on Blue Springs Rd in Olathe. Smelled awful like he hasn't showered in a while.

He said hello and I told him I was sorry about the death of his brother Ubeja.

He was really dark from tanning down in Belize.

[TLO]

any updates?

Unfortunately, no.

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

Man, so many familiar faces in this thread that we don't see anymore....

[St. Patty's Fire]

Can he throw pass 8 yards?

2014, what a terrible time to be alive

[493rd]

Jack is the guy being talked about most at this point.

[ping2000]

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