Fred Phelps dies

[phisherman]

http://fox4kc.com/2014/03/20/report-fred-phelps-founder-of-westboro-baptist-church-dies/

[ModSocks]

Oh my. I'm so sorry to hear that.

[Donger]

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[blaise]

"Yeah.....no." - St Peter

[Garcia Bronco]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wui-PNqJrxs

[MMXcalibur]

Noooooooooooooo



























.....body should mourn this shitbag.

[The Franchise]

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[Reerun_KC]

Prison Flopper weeps....

[1ChiefsDan]

And the tournament starts for real today? Oh happy day

And it's my birthday. What a great present.

[Predarat]

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[Jerm]

See ya Fred....

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[Predarat]

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[Eleazar]

Westboro Baptist, a small church composed mostly of Phelps’ extended family...

Wow, Fox 4. One of the few media outlets who include that fact.

[gblowfish]

I hope they bury him in his Jayhawk jacket...

[Reerun_KC]

I hope they bury him in his Jayhawk jacket...

I hope the bury the SOB in Missouri and you guys build a monument for him..

[gblowfish]

I hope the bury the SOB in Missouri and you guys build a monument for him..

We'll bury him with his ass peeking up out of the ground, pointed West.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

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[Reerun_KC]

We'll bury him with his ass peeking up out of the ground, pointed West.As long as he is buried deep in the heart of Missouri, you can have his dick sticking out for all I care...

[rico]

Now that he is burning in hell, can we refer to him as Fried Phelps???

I'm assuming he is being phelt up by an enormous dragon right now.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Now that he is burning in hell, can we refer to him as Fried Phelps???

I'm assuming he is being phelt up by an enormous dragon right now.

ROFL ROFL

[gblowfish]

As long as he is buried deep in the heart of Missouri, you can have his dick sticking out for all I care...

No such luck, dude. Fred is a byproduct of Brownbackistan. I'm afraid Topeka is stuck with his legacy.

[Chief Roundup]

One less piece of trash on this planet.

[rico]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/80/GeorgePickett.jpeg

"I've been waiting for this moment for years. How dare you defile my name. Now bend over and I'm gonna get all sadist-Baptist on your ass. Your not in Kansas anymore."

[Scaga]

Quick...make up the signs...
I feel a mass-picket happening in the near future! :clap:

[TLO]

Adios

[Eleazar]

I hope they bury him in his Jayhawk jacket...

Too bad the home basketball slate is over, they could have had a moment of silence for him at the chicken coop

[Radar Chief]

Oh my. I'm so sorry to hear that.

Same here, in a "not really" sort of way.

[dirk digler]

Rot in hell fucker

[Wildcat2005]

So is anyone gonna picket his funeral?

[Bewbies]

I hope nobody gives his church the satisfaction of picketing his funeral.

[Radar Chief]

I hope nobody gives his church the satisfaction of picketing his funeral.

The best thing would be if no one showed up or even gave a single shit about his funeral.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Maybe they will picket it...

[The Franchise]

How much would it cost to fly a banner over his funeral?

[Reerun_KC]

No such luck, dude. Fred is a byproduct of Brownbackistan. I'm afraid Topeka is stuck with his legacy.
He will still be a folklore legend in the Missouri history books...

He is as much as a part of you as he is from where ever his stupid ass is from.

[Fish]

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[Bugeater]

How much would it cost to fly a banner over his funeral?
LMAO Now that's a solid idea.

[rico]

The best thing would be if no one showed up or even gave a single shit about his funeral.

I agree. Picketing his funeral would basically be practicing what he preached...which would, in an inadvertent way, be a form of respect for what he stood for...something this guy does not deserve.

[Prison Bitch]

The ComoSexuals used to love Phelps. But then Michael Sam came out, so now they hate him. Weird how one man can change an entire state.

[InChiefsHeaven]

I agree. Picketing his funeral would basically be practicing what he preached...which would, in an inadvertent way, be a form of respect for what he stood for...something this guy does not deserve.

I agree, but the guy hurt so many people, there's bound to be somebody wanting to picket it. I hope nobody does.

[Sully]

The ComoSexuals used to love Phelps. But then Michael Sam came out, so now they hate him. Weird how one man can change an entire state.

ROFL

Look at you... just look at you...

ROFL

[ModSocks]

The ComoSexuals used to love Phelps. But then Michael Sam came out, so now they hate him. Weird how one man can change an entire state.

huh? Shutup.......just....shutup.

[rico]

I agree, but the guy hurt so many people, there's bound to be somebody wanting to picket it. I hope nobody does.

This guy was such an attention whore...he would probably like it if he knew people were going to picket his funeral. I hope nobody does either, homeslice.

[Predarat]

Now we should get tags back forever.

[saphojunkie]

So sad that a human being can waste their whole life on such a pointless thing as blind hatred. Hope he had an epiphany at the end and was able to make peace.

[saphojunkie]

How much would it cost to fly a banner over his funeral?

GOD LOVES EVERYONE - EVEN FRED PHELPS

[Rausch]

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This...

[Beef Supreme]

His crappy little church of about 8 people, all related to each other, gets tons of press because the media wants to show everyone how backwards and intolerant religious people are.

Picketing his funeral just gives them more press. Imagine if nobody gave a shit about this guy and his views and he just went away.

[Gonzo]

It's all a moot point anyway. The family stated that this turd won't get a funeral service.
They're probably going to have him freeze-dried and wheel him from picket line to picket line.
If they do have him embalmed, they better know the mortician really well. I could just see the guy pumping ol' Freddie boy's veins full of anal lube and semen, then finally shoving the "Black Mamba" up Fred's ass right before the burial.

[J Diddy]

It's all a moot point anyway. The family stated that this turd won't get a funeral service.
They're probably going to have him freeze-dried and wheel him from picket line to picket line.
If they do have him embalmed, they better know the mortician really well. I could just see the guy pumping ol' Freddie boy's veins full of anal lube and semen, then finally shoving the "Black Mamba" up Fred's ass right before the burial.
Is this a common practice amongst morticians? If so, I need to make double sure I get one that has a strict no-necrophilia nor anal lube/semen policy.

[Gonzo]

Is this a common practice amongst morticians? If so, I need to make double sure I get one that has a strict no-necrophilia nor anal lube/semen policy.

I dunno. Let me check. Is there an app for that?

[Prison Bitch]

I could just see the guy pumping ol' Freddie boy's veins full of anal lube and semen, then finally shoving the "Black Mamba" up Fred's ass right before the burial.


Michael Sam starring in, Anal Lube Black Mamba Semen Shove.

[Donger]

Michael Sam starring in, Anal Lube Black Mamba Semen Shove.

Is that on your Netflix Watch Instantly list?

[Reerun_KC]

Is that on your Netflix Watch Instantly list?:LOL:

[Prison Bitch]

Is that on your Netflix Watch Instantly list?

Eff yeah! We are all como-sexuals brah.

[Donger]

Eff yeah! We are all como-sexuals brah.

I guess I don't see why you are bringing up Micheals in a thread about Phelps dying.

[J Diddy]

I dunno. Let me check. Is there an app for that?

Step one develop app. Step two sell it on android and apple. Step three profit.

All because of Fred Phelps.

[ActiveShooter]

R.I.H

[Dayze]

"Fred...dude, WTF bro?"? / Jesus

[Reerun_KC]

I guess I don't see why you are bringing up Micheals in a thread about Phelps dying.

I don't think you understand the importance of Phelps in Prison Floppers life.

We shouldn't poke fun in a very difficult time for him.

[Prison Bitch]

I don't think you understand the importance of Phelps in Prison Floppers life.

We shouldn't poke fun in a very difficult time for him.

Says the board's racist. LOL

[Donger]

I don't think you understand the importance of Phelps in Prison Floppers life.

We shouldn't poke fun in a very difficult time for him.

I'm not poking fun. I just don't see the relevance of one to the other.

[Reerun_KC]

Says the board's racist. LOL

Awe are you still mad I don't like your little flopping buddy?

Poor little guy, what a traumatic day for you.

[Eleazar]

I'm not poking fun. I just don't see the relevance of one to the other.

Fred, a Jayhawks fan, being pictured in a University of Kansas jacket always sends them into a tizzy.

[ModSocks]

It's all a moot point anyway. The family stated that this turd won't get a funeral service.


What a bunch of bitches. They can dish it but can't take it, eh? Predictable.

They probably don't want all those gay men jizzing on his tombstone.

[Reerun_KC]

Fred, a Jayhawks fan, being pictured in a University of Kansas jacket always sends them into a tizzy.

Reerun_KC a life long Jayhawk fan is more disgusted by Fred than most.

So how does this send me into a tizzy?

[GloryDayz]

Grumpy cat = wrong now!!

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1357969/thumbs/o-GRUMPY-CAT-facebook.jpg

[GloryDayz]

The cat got it right!

Hey Fred and family burn in hell assholes! Fuckers!

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[ReynardMuldrake]

Now we should get tags back forever.

MODS HATE TAGS

[J Diddy]

Reerun_KC a life long Jayhawk fan is more disgusted by Fred than most.

So how does this send me into a tizzy?

I don't know that there is a level of disgust for ol' maggot food. You pretty much hated him, were indifferent to him, or you were crazy and followed him.

[Eleazar]

Reerun_KC a life long Jayhawk fan is more disgusted by Fred than most.

So how does this send me into a tizzy?

The introduction of that pic sent you and PB flailing. Ole Fred was a jay, jay, jay, jay, jayhawk.

[Amnorix]

In many ways he was the embodiment of everything bad about humans. Screw him and his religion of hatred.

[Reerun_KC]

The introduction of that pic sent you and PB flailing. Ole Fred was a jay, jay, jay, jay, jayhawk.

You are a piece of dick if you are categorizing me with Prison Flopper...

I hope your dick falls off and your dog eats it.

[Reerun_KC]

I don't know that there is a level of disgust for ol' maggot food. You pretty much hated him, were indifferent to him, or you were crazy and followed him.

I think the dude was one of the biggest POS to ever walk the planet. As a veteran of this countries armed services. He disgusted me with his antics and racism...

[GloryDayz]

You are a piece of dick if you are categorizing me with Prison Flopper...

I hope your dick falls off and your dog eats it.

?? No mustard...

http://www.allthebestpetcare.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dog-eating-hot-dog-300x199.jpg

[Eleazar]

You are a piece of dick if you are categorizing me with Prison Flopper...

I hope your dick falls off and your dog eats it.

BAAAHAHAH I DONT HAVE A DOG DUMMY :LOL: :spock:

Fred's still waving the wheat, he's just doing it from below now...

[Reerun_KC]

BAAAHAHAH I DONT HAVE A DOG DUMMY :LOL: :spock:

Fred's still waving the wheat, he's just doing it from below now...

Cat, Gold Fish, Turtle or a snow leopard?

Reaching here....

[Reerun_KC]

?? No mustard...

http://www.allthebestpetcare.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dog-eating-hot-dog-300x199.jpg
LMAO

[Reerun_KC]

The introduction of that pic sent you and PB flailing. Ole Fred was a jay, jay, jay, jay, jayhawk.

I am removing you from my friends list...

[Dayze]

MODS HATE TAGS

I've always wondered, what is the point of tags? I think they're funny, but wasn't sure if they serve a purpose.
:hmmm:

[Dave Lane]

So is anyone gonna picket his funeral?

Not worth the effort.

[Bowser]

Welcome, Fred.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/5f/5f652407a2f2f1b0eb041462afd304be365e6e94c8eef53105357379df2df49b.jpg

[greatgooglymoogly]

If we all met up at his casket and brought shovels, we could dig a hole deep enough to deliver him to Satan personally.

[Deberg_1990]

He was a Bronco fan? Burn in hell MoFo!

[Eleazar]

I am removing you from my friends list...

You hunger for the peen, don't deny it. Fred hates you.

[Eleazar]

I've always wondered, what is the point of tags? I think they're funny, but wasn't sure if they serve a purpose.
:hmmm:

I used to die laughing at some of the tags, they were fantastic and increased my enjoyment of the site immensely.

But nobody really used them for their intended purpose which is to help group similar threads together. It was mostly a way to be funny.

Some people became butthurt about what was written in some tags, and someone made fun of a member's chronic illness in one, and I think there got to be enough people crying about them that mods decided they were more trouble than they were worth because you couldn't police them without looking in the database to see who'd made a tag.

[WilliamTheIrish]

I used to die laughing at some of the tags, they were fantastic and increased my enjoyment of the site immensely.

But nobody really used them for their intended purpose which is to help group similar threads together. It was mostly a way to be funny.

Some people became butthurt about what was written in some tags, and someone made fun of a member's chronic illness in one, and I think there got to be enough people crying about them that mods decided they were more trouble than they were worth because you couldn't police them without looking in the database to see who'd made a tag.

A moderator named Flopnuts.

[Reerun_KC]

You hunger for the peen, don't deny it. Fred hates you.

You are not a nice person... Phelps has taught you well...LMAO

[Eleazar]

He was a Bronco fan? Burn in hell MoFo!

This changes everything.

[Easy 6]

He has now found out just how wrong he was.

Hatred is never a Godly quality.

[TomBarndtsTwin]

Someone should protest his funeral.

[Shaid]

bout time

[GloryDayz]

He was a Bronco fan? Burn in hell MoFo!

LMAOROFLLMAOROFL

[Tribal Warfare]

He was a Bronco fan? Burn in hell MoFo!

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and a K-State fan too FWIW

[rockymtnchief]

Someone should protest his funeral.

I heard on the radio that there wouldn't be a funeral. If so, they're a bunch of chicken-shits.

[Why Not?]

"I think this is a terrible loss. He will be missed."

/not even close to anyone, ever.

[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

GOD LOVES EVERYONE - EVEN FRED PHELPS

Except Esau. God apparently didn't like Esau before he was even born.

[cosmo20002]

"I think this is a terrible loss. He will be missed."

/not even close to anyone, ever, other than Prison Bitch.

fyp

[Cannibal]

Poor Prison Bitch, his hero died. What a shame.

[Gonzo]

Someone should protest his funeral.

Reading is fundamental.

[Prison Bitch]

Poor Prison Bitch, his hero died. What a shame.

Phelps was a hero to black people:


From Wikipedia:

The first notable cases were related to civil rights. ""I systematically brought down the Jim Crow laws of this town," he claims.[8] Phelps' daughter was quoted as saying, "We took on the Jim Crow establishment, and Kansas did not take that sitting down. They used to shoot our car windows out, screaming we were n****r lovers," and that the Phelps law firm made up one-third of the state's federal docket of civil rights cases.[18]

Phelps took cases on behalf of African-American clients alleging racial discrimination by school systems, and a predominantly black American Legion post which had been raided by police, alleging racially based police abuse.[19] Phelps' law firm obtained settlements for some clients.[20] Phelps also sued President Ronald Reagan over Reagan's appointment of a U.S. ambassador to the Vatican, alleging this violated separation of church and state. The case was dismissed by the U.S. district court.[20][21] Phelps' law firm, staffed by himself and family members also represented non-white Kansans in discrimination actions against Kansas City Power and Light, Southwestern Bell, and the Topeka City Attorney, and represented two female professors alleging discrimination in Kansas universities.[18]

In the 1980s, Phelps received awards from the Greater Kansas City Chapter of Blacks in Government and the Bonner Springs branch of the NAACP, for his work on behalf of black clients.[20]

[Braincase]

No such luck, dude. Fred is a byproduct of Brownbackistan. I'm afraid Topeka is stuck with his legacy.

Bury him back in his family plot in Mississippi.

[Rausch]

Phelps was a hero to black people:


I doubt that...

[Reerun_KC]

PB taking racism to a new level.

[Gonzo]

From what I've read Phelps did do a lot for race relations when he was younger. Then he decided hating gays would be more beneficial for some reason.

[J Diddy]

From what I've read Phelps did do a lot for race relations when he was younger. Then he decided hating gays would be more beneficial for some reason.

I've heard the age old expression that once you go black you start hating gays and protesting funerals.

[Radar Chief]

I doubt that...

Look up his bio. He was a leading civil rights lawyer before he went all cuckoo for cocoanuts over homos.

[J Diddy]

Look up his bio. He was a leading civil rights lawyer before he went all cuckoo for cocoanuts over homos.

Maybe he got hit on by a gay dude. I've been hit on twice by gay men and I didn't like it one bit.

I could see how that would turn you batshit crazy.

[Baby Lee]

PB taking racism to a new level.

WTF?

What is racist, let alone 'new level' racist, about observing that there was an era when Fred Phelps legitimately was a hero to a number of minorities who he actually did champion in the courtroom, and for whom he secured civil rights not even being secured by the larger civil rights movement at that point?

It happened. I've heard interviews from many of his grateful clients. Then he changed his focus to something detestable, but all that means is that people can be complicated and conflicted. Not exactly new news.

[Gonzo]

Maybe he got hit on by a gay dude. I've been hit on twice by gay men and I didn't like it one bit.

I could see how that would turn you batshit crazy.

Really? I take it as a compliment. I've been hit on by dudes a few times. I always say thanks but I like the vagina.
Ask Bwana, he told me I was very polite.

[Gonzo]

WTF?

What is racist, let alone 'new level' racist, about observing that there was an era when Fred Phelps legitimately was a hero to a number of minorities who he actually did champion in the courtroom, and for whom he secured civil rights not even being secured by the larger civil rights movement at that point?

It happened. I've heard interviews from many of his grateful clients. Then he changed his focus to something detestable, but all that means is that people can be complicated and conflicted. Not exactly new news.

You articulated that perfectly. People are generally fucked up but they can be ok at times.

[BigMeatballDave]

Maybe he got hit on by a gay dude. I've been hit on twice by gay men and I didn't like it one bit.

I could see how that would turn you batshit crazy.

Seriously?

I don't get it.

A gay man being attracted to you doesn't make you gay.

[J Diddy]

Seriously?

I don't get it.

A gay man being attracted to you doesn't make you gay.


The way they did it was really wrong. The first one was literally on my 18th birthday and I was driving from Pitt to KC to see my little brother. I pulled up to a rest stop and some dude with a porsche pulled up, we bullshit for a bit and he seemed pretty cool. Offered me a beer so there I am sitting next to this guy sipping a beer and, almost in slow motion, he reaches over and grabs my junk. I fucking freaked. I told him I'm going to get in my car, get my gun and shoot him in his pecker. Dude started to apologize but I was in full on fuck it mode. I went back to my car, he took off, and, me in a fit of rage, started chasing him in my Fiero. Needless to say I didn't catch him.

The second time wasn't quite as bad. I was playing pool with the best man at my wedding (who is gay) and some stopped and started cattle calling me. The thing is he wouldn't fucking quit no matter what. Finally I'm all like look I'm not gay. Your starting to piss my off please stop. It took me getting really serious after hours of getting fucked with to get him to quit.


I guess my generalization, although mostly in jest, was not fair. I've had others hit on me or flirt with me and most have let it go or even turned it into a joke after I told them I like the vagina. However, these two incidents always come to my memory foremost.

[Garcia Bronco]

lol...they might be gay, but they're still men. Meaning they want to **** anything that moves.

[ModSocks]

The way they did it was really wrong. The first one was literally on my 18th birthday and I was driving from Pitt to KC to see my little brother. I pulled up to a rest stop and some dude with a porsche pulled up, we bullshit for a bit and he seemed pretty cool. Offered me a beer so there I am sitting next to this guy sipping a beer and, almost in slow motion, he reaches over and grabs my junk. I ****ing freaked. I told him I'm going to get in my car, get my gun and shoot him in his pecker. Dude started to apologize but I was in full on **** it mode. I went back to my car, he took off, and, me in a fit of rage, started chasing him in my Fiero. Needless to say I didn't catch him.

The second time wasn't quite as bad. I was playing pool with the best man at my wedding (who is gay) and some stopped and started cattle calling me. The thing is he wouldn't ****ing quit no matter what. Finally I'm all like look I'm not gay. Your starting to piss my off please stop. It took me getting really serious after hours of getting ****ed with to get him to quit.


I guess my generalization, although mostly in jest, was not fair. I've had others hit on me or flirt with me and most have let it go or even turned it into a joke after I told them I like the vagina. However, these two incidents always come to my memory foremost.

Well maybe you should stop looking so gosh dang cute.

[Eleazar]

WTF?

What is racist, let alone 'new level' racist, about observing that there was an era when Fred Phelps legitimately was a hero to a number of minorities who he actually did champion in the courtroom, and for whom he secured civil rights not even being secured by the larger civil rights movement at that point?

It happened. I've heard interviews from many of his grateful clients. Then he changed his focus to something detestable, but all that means is that people can be complicated and conflicted. Not exactly new news.

Rerun is sensitive about Phelps being a die hard Jayhawk fan.

[Reerun_KC]

Rerun is sensitive about Phelps being a die hard Jayhawk fan.

Especially after his "church" protested some friends of mine military funeral....


I can see how you would think that makes one sensitive because of a jacket...

[J Diddy]

Well maybe you should stop looking so gosh dang cute.

I know. It's a curse.


I hope when I die that there is a creator showing flash backs of my life and he brings up the clip of me chasing a guy down twice my size with a fiero when he's driving a porsche. That clip in itself would make any judgement worth it.

[Radar Chief]

The way they did it was really wrong. The first one was literally on my 18th birthday and I was driving from Pitt to KC to see my little brother. I pulled up to a rest stop and some dude with a porsche pulled up, we bullshit for a bit and he seemed pretty cool. Offered me a beer so there I am sitting next to this guy sipping a beer and, almost in slow motion, he reaches over and grabs my junk. I ****ing freaked. I told him I'm going to get in my car, get my gun and shoot him in his pecker. Dude started to apologize but I was in full on **** it mode. I went back to my car, he took off, and, me in a fit of rage, started chasing him in my Fiero. Needless to say I didn't catch him.

:spock: Guy approaches you at a rest stop, offers you a beer and you accept?
You had it coming. Might as well have put on a micro-mini dress and fishnet stockings.

[Chiefnj2]

Offered me a beer so there I am sitting next to this guy sipping a beer and, almost in slow motion, he reaches over and grabs my junk. .

Did it move?

[cosmo20002]

From what I've read Phelps did do a lot for race relations when he was younger. Then he decided hating gays would be more beneficial for some reason.

The gay hating stuff was bad enough, but the fucking bizarre twisted logic they used to express that hatred was just...fucked up.

They didn't like gays and thought they were going to hell...so they picket and celebrate US military funerals because that was God punishing the US for "allowing" gay people? wut?

[cosmo20002]

Maybe he got hit on by a gay dude. I've been hit on twice by gay men and I didn't like it one bit.

I could see how that would turn you batshit crazy.

Just show them your foot. That should be enough to turn off even the most desperate of gay nymphos.

[cosmo20002]

Rerun is sensitive about Phelps being a die hard Jayhawk fan.

I'm not thrilled about that myself, but even if Hitler's favorite food was pizza, I'm still eating it.

[Fish]

The way they did it was really wrong. The first one was literally on my 18th birthday and I was driving from Pitt to KC to see my little brother. I pulled up to a rest stop and some dude with a porsche pulled up, we bullshit for a bit and he seemed pretty cool. Offered me a beer so there I am sitting next to this guy sipping a beer and, almost in slow motion, he reaches over and grabs my junk. I fucking freaked.

LMAO.... lucky you didn't wake up behind the rest stop with a bad headache and sore butthole wondering where the last 5 hours went....


In college, I dated a girl for a while who had a gay male roommate. This was back in the ICQ chat message days. After some pretty wild sexy talk on ICQ, I asked her about it a few days later. She said she didn't remember a thing about it. Come to find out her gay roommate was impersonating her online getting me to say some really freaky sexual shit. Needless to say I was not amused....

[ModSocks]

LMAO.... lucky you didn't wake up behind the rest stop with a bad headache and sore butthole wondering where the last 5 hours went....


In college, I dated a girl for a while who had a gay male roommate. This was back in the ICQ chat message days. After some pretty wild sexy talk on ICQ, I asked her about it a few days later. She said she didn't remember a thing about it. Come to find out her gay roommate was impersonating her online getting me to say some really freaky sexual shit. Needless to say I was not amused....

EWWWW. He was probably fingering his chocolate starfish while typing dirty messages to you. Gross.

[rico]

If there is any justice in the afterlife, this man is burning in phell.....ps.

[GloryDayz]

This is how the devil sees Fred!


Have fun Mr. Devil, if he cries, they are tears of joy, go harder!

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[Prison Bitch]

WTF?

What is racist, let alone 'new level' racist, about observing that there was an era when Fred Phelps legitimately was a hero to a number of minorities who he actually did champion in the courtroom, and for whom he secured civil rights not even being secured by the larger civil rights movement at that point?

It happened. I've heard interviews from many of his grateful clients. Then he changed his focus to something detestable, but all that means is that people can be complicated and conflicted. Not exactly new news.

Rerun's trying to make everyone forget his tirade against Marcus Smart that almost got him banned for overt racism

[J Diddy]

:spock: Guy approaches you at a rest stop, offers you a beer and you accept?
You had it coming. Might as well have put on a micro-mini dress and fishnet stockings.

I was 18. It was 1992 and I knew nothing of this. Guess I was enamored with his porsche.

Live and learn

[J Diddy]

LMAO.... lucky you didn't wake up behind the rest stop with a bad headache and sore butthole wondering where the last 5 hours went....


In college, I dated a girl for a while who had a gay male roommate. This was back in the ICQ chat message days. After some pretty wild sexy talk on ICQ, I asked her about it a few days later. She said she didn't remember a thing about it. Come to find out her gay roommate was impersonating her online getting me to say some really freaky sexual shit. Needless to say I was not amused....

I am lucky. Like I said I blew up to twice my size and talked like I was a badass. The only thing I had going for me was a weapon in my car and that I was virtually there before he knew what's up. Had he pressed, I would have been in trouble. Indeed there was a gun in my car; however it was a disassembled marlin 22 behind the seat and the ammo was in the trunk.

[J Diddy]

Just show them your foot. That should be enough to turn off even the most desperate of gay nymphos.

Many a women love my feet.

Bad picture.

[J Diddy]

Did it move?


Pretty sure it became an innie

[BigMeatballDave]

The way they did it was really wrong. The first one was literally on my 18th birthday and I was driving from Pitt to KC to see my little brother. I pulled up to a rest stop and some dude with a porsche pulled up, we bullshit for a bit and he seemed pretty cool. Offered me a beer so there I am sitting next to this guy sipping a beer and, almost in slow motion, he reaches over and grabs my junk. I fucking freaked. I told him I'm going to get in my car, get my gun and shoot him in his pecker. Dude started to apologize but I was in full on fuck it mode. I went back to my car, he took off, and, me in a fit of rage, started chasing him in my Fiero. Needless to say I didn't catch him.

The second time wasn't quite as bad. I was playing pool with the best man at my wedding (who is gay) and some stopped and started cattle calling me. The thing is he wouldn't fucking quit no matter what. Finally I'm all like look I'm not gay. Your starting to piss my off please stop. It took me getting really serious after hours of getting fucked with to get him to quit.


I guess my generalization, although mostly in jest, was not fair. I've had others hit on me or flirt with me and most have let it go or even turned it into a joke after I told them I like the vagina. However, these two incidents always come to my memory foremost.Yikes. That's not getting hit on, that's sexual harassment.

[J Diddy]

Yikes. That's not getting hit on, that's sexual harassment.

I certainly felt violated and as angry as I've ever been in my life. Not scared but damned mad.

[Reerun_KC]

Rerun's trying to make everyone forget his tirade against Marcus Smart that almost got him banned for overt racism

That fact that my distain for Marcus Smart made you cry, makes it all worth it....

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You were weeping like a 2 year old baby cause some dude in Lubbock called Marcus Stupid a "piece of crap"


But on a serious note, I am sorry for your loss, I really didn't know how much Phelps meant to you. It sucks losing a loved one.

[MMXcalibur]

This is how the devil sees Fred!


Have fun Mr. Devil, if he cries, they are tears of joy, go harder!

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Holy shit, Fred Phelps is hot!

[Baby Lee]

The gay hating stuff was bad enough, but the fucking bizarre twisted logic they used to express that hatred was just...fucked up.

They didn't like gays and thought they were going to hell...so they picket and celebrate US military funerals because that was God punishing the US for "allowing" gay people? wut?

They're predeterminist Calvinists. Everyone is a filthy piece of shit, unless God decided in time before time you weren't.

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[GloryDayz]

Holy shit, Fred Phelps is hot!

Good for the devil, I hope he fucks him all the harder for it...

[Baby Lee]

A little schadenfreude for the KU and Denver jerseys.

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