Eric Berry on Facebook sez...

[MTG#10]

"Expect a few announcements coming up...."

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=758257164185614&set=a.133490746662262.22482.131276856883651&type=1&theater

[nychief]

new contract for our safety?

[saphojunkie]

new contract for our safety?

And for Houston?

[SAUTO]

hes opening a bar and restaurant

[Predarat]

I like Eric Berry, he goes at least 10 mph over the speed limit in the left lane. He is my kind of guy.

[ModSocks]

Eric Berry restructures and gets an extension, allows cap space for signing DeSean Jackson.

Boom goes the dynamite.

[Simply Red]

yeah ok.

[Simply Red]

And for Houston?

something like this -i'd imagine - we aren't signing anyone - strange game.

[Big Poppa Payne]

We traded him to Denver for a 7th round pick and he bought a horse.

[Iconic]

Resigning

[Kiimo]

ESPN reports Eric Berry to stay with KC 5 yr extension*






*as long as we're reporting from FACEBOOK

[OldSchool]

He gets an extension . . . from the Denver Broncos.

[KCUnited]

Got jumped into the Bloods

[MTG#10]

new contract for our safety?

I hope this, his is the first authentic jersey Ive ever purchased.

[saphojunkie]

ESPN reports Eric Berry to stay with KC 5 yr extension

Citing bleacher report citing this post.

[Pablo]

Awesome. Berry is going to be a fantastic player for many years to come.

[Kiimo]

Citing bleacher report citing this post.

citing CBS citing Bleacher Report comments from Bleacher Report article "Joel Embiid declares for NBA draft".

[SAUTO]

ESPN reports Eric Berry to stay with KC 5 yr extension*






*as long as we're reporting from FACEBOOK

link?

[Kiimo]

link?

Sure no problem!



http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/kiimosabe/ScreenShot2014-03-28at104441AM.png

[CaliforniaChief]

Well shit, if Logan Harmon says so, then it's Okay gang, Leawood real estate stuff.

[MTG#10]

*as long as we're reporting from FACEBOOK

Its from Eric Berry himself on his official FB account.

[Eleazar]

hes opening a bar and restaurant

He's opening an anull bleaching parlor

[Big Poppa Payne]

Well shit, if Logan Harmon says so, then it's Okay gang, Leawood real estate stuff.

If you can't trust a guy named Logan then who can you trust?

[BlackHelicopters]

Berry no longer fears horses

[saphojunkie]

He's opening an anull bleaching parlor

Will they serve anus tarts while you wait?

[saphojunkie]

If you can't trust a guy named Logan then who can you trust?

http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/51f67cd069bedded60000009/the-wolverine-slashes-past-the-competition--heres-your-box-office-roundup.jpg

[silver5liter]

This is going to be like when chase daniel posted news was coming soon. Then announced some stupid T-shirts for sale.

[Demonpenz]

Berry plans on covering tight ends more closely?

[BlackHelicopters]

Berry to be on "Dancing With the Stars"

[cabletech94]

We traded him to Denver for a 7th round pick and he rode john elway into the sunset.



fyp

[Simply Red]

Berry resorts to anal bleaching.

[Big Poppa Payne]

http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/51f67cd069bedded60000009/the-wolverine-slashes-past-the-competition--heres-your-box-office-roundup.jpg

Exactly!

[ptlyon]

I would've thought he would prefer a ring

[J Diddy]

How does he feel about Kendrick Lewis being gone? That's what I want to know.

[J Diddy]

I would've thought he would prefer a ring

Just for that I hope you get a minor case of AIDS. Not the death and dying type but the type that gives a nasty rash.

[BlackHelicopters]

Berry resorts to anal bleaching.

LMAO

[OldSchool]

He's taking his talents to South Beach.

[BlackHelicopters]

What is the allure of anal bleaching?

[Simply Red]

What is the allure of anal bleaching?

for daytime buttlickers like Billay - it's the same color as your other skin - not poopy stainy brown, like several out there.

[J Diddy]

What is the allure of anal bleaching?

Two things: A clean rectum and the creation of "The Great White Albino Turd"

[Graystoke]

Two things: A clean rectum and the creation of "The Great White Albino Turd"

Does it have pink eyes?

[BlackHelicopters]

Berry was the second shooter on the grassy knoll?

[J Diddy]

Does it have pink eyes?

No silly that would be Pinky and/or the Brain.


Hey albino Gerbils for gay guys! Another use of anal bleaching.

[BlackHelicopters]

No silly that would be Pinky and/or the Brain.


Hey albino Gerbils for gay guys! Another use of anal bleaching.

Excellent

[Dave Lane]

He's opening an anull bleaching parlor

Did he anull his post?

[Halfcan]

Eric Berry restructures and gets an extension, allows cap space for signing DeSean Jackson.

Boom goes the dynamite.

:clap: You can have all my casino money if you are right!

[rico]

We are signing DeSean Jackson and Stevie Johnson has been found dead. Death presumed to be gang related?

[BlackHelicopters]

What does the fox say?

[HoneyBadger]

He will surely receive escalades for his announcement.

[The Franchise]

We are signing DeSean Jackson and Stevie Johnson has been found dead. Death presumed to be gang related?

:hmmm:

[GloryDayz]

He's going to KC basketball so he can be a 1st round pick in the 2016 draft?

[OnTheWarpath15]

Hopefully he's going to announce that he's finally going to start playing like a Top 5 pick.

[GloryDayz]

Hopefully he's going to announce that he's finally going to start playing like a Top 5 pick.

http://dontdrinkbeer.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/1331105001794.jpg

[OnTheWarpath15]

He's been an above average safety, but nothing resembling the type of impact player you should get at 5th overall.

[saphojunkie]

He's been an above average safety, but nothing resembling the type of impact player you should get at 5th overall.

The past 25 top 5 picks, Pro bowlers in bold:

ERIC FISHER
LUKE JOECKEL
DION JORDAN
LANE JOHNSON
ZIGGY ANSAH

ANDREW LUCK
RG3
TRENT RICHARDSON
MATT KALIL
JUSTIN BLACKMON

CAM NEWTON
VON MILLER
MARCELL DAREUS
AJ GREEN
PATRICK PETERSON

SAM BRADFORD
NDAMUKONG SUH
GERALD MCCOY
TRENT WILIAMS
ERIC BERRY

MATTHEW STAFFORD
JASON SMITH
TYSON JACKSON
AARON CURRY
MARK SANCHEZ

Berry has absolutely played like a top five pick. In fact, the law of averages says being a top five pick doesn't guarantee being a probowler, so he's above average, even for a top five pick. Based on this one single criteria, which is bullshit, but no more bullshit than your argument.

Let's add five more, just to be fair, so 2013 don't count against the probowl number:

JAKE LONG
CHRIS LONG
MATT RYAN
DARREN MCFADDEN
GLENN DORSEY

[htismaqe]

He's been an above average safety, but nothing resembling the type of impact player you should get at 5th overall.

He's an all-pro - not a probowler, an all-pro.

Nobody, not even Eric Berry, can cover some of these TEs one on one. It's not his fault they want to stuff him in the box and use him like a linebacker.

[ThaVirus]

It's tough to make that much of an impact as a 200 pound ILB... And yet he does.

He's better than "above average".

[saphojunkie]

Let's extend that to the sixth pick taken, just in case KC's shitty drafting was keeping another probowler from adding to the pot.


VERNON GHOLSTON
ANDRE SMITH
RUSSELL OKUNG***KC DRAFTED PROBOWLER THIS YEAR AT FIFTH OVERALL***
JULIO JONES
MORRIS CLAIBORNE
BARKEVIOUS MINGO

[Dante84]

Dude's All-Pro, not just "above average" FFS.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Seriously, when you use the Pro Bowl as a level of competence, you're showing your own ignorance.

The PB is a popularity contest, nothing more.

Has EB been an impact player in the mold of Earl Thomas, Ed Reed, Polamalu, Atwater, etc?

He's been good, but not Top 5 good, IMO. Though I will say, if he plays more like he played last year, he'll start to be worth the pick.

[saphojunkie]

Seriously, when you use the Pro Bowl as a level of competence, you're showing your own ignorance.

The PB is a popularity contest, nothing more.

Has EB been an impact player in the mold of Earl Thomas, Ed Reed, Polamalu, Atwater, etc?

He's been good, but not Top 5 good, IMO. Though I will say, if he plays more like he played last year, he'll start to be worth the pick.

When you say Eric Berry hasn't been an impact player worthy of the fifth overall pick, I will match your level of ignorance in my rebuttal.

I EVEN FUCKING SAID SO IN MY ORIGINAL POST, but... uh...

nice reading skillz.

[King_Chief_Fan]

He's been an above average safety, but nothing resembling the type of impact player you should get at 5th overall.

I have no earthly idea as to why the Chiefs front office doesn't hire you as a consultant

[Dante84]

Seriously, when you use the Pro Bowl as a level of competence, you're showing your own ignorance.

The PB is a popularity contest, nothing more.

Has EB been an impact player in the mold of Earl Thomas, Ed Reed, Polamalu, Atwater, etc?

He's been good, but not Top 5 good, IMO. Though I will say, if he plays more like he played last year, he'll start to be worth the pick.

All Pro is not probowl.

[Mr. Arrowhead]

I bet its a new contract, which gives a little more money to sign desean jackson

[htismaqe]

Seriously, when you use the Pro Bowl as a level of competence, you're showing your own ignorance.

The PB is a popularity contest, nothing more.

Has EB been an impact player in the mold of Earl Thomas, Ed Reed, Polamalu, Atwater, etc?

He's been good, but not Top 5 good, IMO. Though I will say, if he plays more like he played last year, he'll start to be worth the pick.

Neither Earl Thomas nor Ed Reed were consistently asked to do what Eric Berry does day in and day out. There's a reason guys like Jimmy Graham and Gronk are all the rage, NOBODY can cover them 1-on-1. Yet our stupid DC continues to put Berry in the box, 1-on-1, and expecting it to work.

And about the Pro Bowl, read my previous post.

[BlackHelicopters]

Eric really knows the whereabouts of MH370.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Neither Earl Thomas nor Ed Reed were consistently asked to do what Eric Berry does day in and day out. There's a reason guys like Jimmy Graham and Gronk are all the rage, NOBODY can cover them 1-on-1. Yet our stupid DC continues to put Berry in the box, 1-on-1, and expecting it to work.

And about the Pro Bowl, read my previous post.

Which is why he's not worth the pick, IMO.

It's not about his talent - it's about using a Top 5 pick as a glorified LB.

He's not an impact player playing in the box. He absolutely would be - again, IMO - if he was playing centerfield where he belongs.

[ThaVirus]

Neither Earl Thomas nor Ed Reed were consistently asked to do what Eric Berry does day in and day out. There's a reason guys like Jimmy Graham and Gronk are all the rage, NOBODY can cover them 1-on-1. Yet our stupid DC continues to put Berry in the box, 1-on-1, and expecting it to work.



And about the Pro Bowl, read my previous post.


There is some truth to this.

But Berry did pretty well in exactly that role. He pretty much locked down every TE we played all year. If I remember correctly, the only TE that scored a TD against us was Julius Thomas @Denver.

Jason Witten, Jordan Cameron, Julius Thomas x2, Antonio Gates x2, Coby Fleener.. Those guys are pretty good.

[thabear04]

Well if it's on Facebook then it must be real and official. But whatever the outcome is I hope Berry stay here for a long time and retire as a Chief.

[ptlyon]

Just for that I hope you get a minor case of AIDS. Not the death and dying type but the type that gives a nasty rash.

Thank you

[Eleazar]

Berry is an above average starter in the league. We got an above average player who will end up being a 6-7-8+ year starter for us. It doesn't matter where you pick in the first round, that's fine for value. Not exceptional, but fine.

[Dante84]

All-Pro Safety Berry is an above average starter in the league. We got an above average All-Pro player who will end up being a 6-7-8+ year starter for us. It doesn't matter where you pick in the first round, that's fine for value. Not exceptional, but fine.

FYP

[chiefzilla1501]

Berry was absolutely lights out against Baltimore in the playoffs.

He didn't bring even close to his A game against indy.

Let's hope that was just an off day.

[Iowanian]

I received a secret email from my source who revealed the Secretive Message that Berry is referring to on facebook.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQvp5pe37b95EKKA-W_PxQamRc6nX3tyOflKeFqJBH_XETkaZf0XQ

[Mr. Laz]

probably reworking his contract since that would be about the only news he would know about

[jonzie04]

Neither Earl Thomas nor Ed Reed were consistently asked to do what Eric Berry does day in and day out. There's a reason guys like Jimmy Graham and Gronk are all the rage, NOBODY can cover them 1-on-1. Yet our stupid DC continues to put Berry in the box, 1-on-1, and expecting it to work.

And about the Pro Bowl, read my previous post.

Idk, Talib pretty much shut down Jimmy.

[fairladyZ]

Idk, Talib pretty much shut down Jimmy.

didn't jimmy have his foot injury at the time and was pretty much useless and just meant to be a distraction

[ModSocks]

probably reworking his contract since that would be about the only news he would know about

Im leaning towards charity work, youth camp etc. That kinda thing.

[Dunerdr]

He gonna be a daddy

[CoMoChief]

I received a secret email from my source who revealed the Secretive Message that Berry is referring to on facebook.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQvp5pe37b95EKKA-W_PxQamRc6nX3tyOflKeFqJBH_XETkaZf0XQ

http://www.achristmasstoryhouse.com/images/peter-billingsley.jpg

[Mr. Laz]

Im leaning towards charity work, youth camp etc. That kinda thing.
that could be it too

[Tribal Warfare]

http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/51f67cd069bedded60000009/the-wolverine-slashes-past-the-competition--heres-your-box-office-roundup.jpg

You mean James?

[MTG#10]

Im leaning towards charity work, youth camp etc. That kinda thing.

Im leaning towards signed a new restructured contract so the Chiefs can make room for DeSean.

[milkman]

He's opening an anull bleaching parlor

Bringing back track marks?

[DenverChief]

Im leaning towards signed a new restructured contract so the Chiefs can make room for DeSean.

:thumb:

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Eric Berry&#39;s announcement is his football camps. <a href="http://t.co/75ly2xvmV1">http://t.co/75ly2xvmV1</a>. <a href="https://t.co/vLhsFw2Qw0">https://t.co/vLhsFw2Qw0</a></p>&mdash; Arrowhead Pride (@ArrowheadPride) <a href="https://twitter.com/ArrowheadPride/statuses/449712022695866368">March 29, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Kiimo]

You mean James?


Nice.

[MTG#10]

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What a dick.
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[ShowtimeSBMVP]

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[Chief Roundup]

Big announcement is for his free football camps.....
Come on sign that new deal already.

[RealSNR]

The football camps are free because his new contract cracked $100 million and he doesn't need any more.

[Easy 6]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Eric Berry's announcement is his football camps. <a href="http://t.co/75ly2xvmV1">http://t.co/75ly2xvmV1</a>. <a href="https://t.co/vLhsFw2Qw0">https://t.co/vLhsFw2Qw0</a></p>&mdash; Arrowhead Pride (@ArrowheadPride) <a href="https://twitter.com/ArrowheadPride/statuses/449712022695866368">March 29, 2014</a></blockquote>
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LMAO

[RealSNR]

We were supposed to expect "a few" announcements.

There are more exciting updates to come!

Hopefully he gives us info on the equinophobia charity to which he donated