This Pretty Girl Was Seeking A Rich Husband

[R8RFAN]

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The following is what a women posted on a dating forum seeking a rich husband:

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan below:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO
http://www.worthytoshare.com/pretty-girl-seeking-rich-husband-reply-got-banker-priceless#

[Dave Lane]

Q Q Q

[houstonwhodat]

Told that bitch.

[Dave Lane]

Told that bitch.

So you saw it the 4th time it was posted ehhh?

[Shogun]

This is pretty old, but funny still

[Simply Red]

does she even bleach her ass?

[R8RFAN]

i don't read past the 1st page so therefore not a single fuck is given

[OldSchool]

Awesome response, lol.

[Hammock Parties]

http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/slap.gif

[FloridaMan88]

therefore not a single **** is given

That is pretty much the consensus reaction to anything you post on here.

[CoMoChief]

2 yrs ago Q

[Rain Man]

I know how to spell the word 'advise' better than the CEO of J.P. Morgan.

[Saccopoo]

I know how to spell the word 'advise' better than the CEO of J.P. Morgan.

Finance majors...whatcha gonna do?

[srvy]

Whats a JP Morgan CEO doing reading posts on a dating site? I'm call Bull on this one. My guess the reply is from a 7-11 employee on break in the back room.

[Bl00dyBizkitz]

Finance majors...whatcha gonna do?

Make a lot of $$$

[Rain Man]

Whats a JP Morgan CEO doing reading posts on a dating site? I'm call Bull on this one. My guess the reply is from a 7-11 employee on break in the back room.

Yeah, probably.

I know how to spell the word 'advise' better than a typical worker at 7-11.

[luv]

Yeah, probably.

I know how to spell the word 'advise' better than a typical worker at 7-11.

First thing I caught.

[TripleThreat]

Why is there a 500k$ banker on a dating forum site? 20$ says the reply was from a 20 year old teen in his moms basement who spent a hour writing the reply.

[Lex Luthor]

http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/golddigger.asp

[Reaper16]

It reads like an average guy on Reddit had a realization halfway through the semester in a basic finance course.

[Gadzooks]

I know how to spell the word 'advise' better than the CEO of J.P. Morgan.

After that he says: "This has better chance than finding a rich fool." - WTF?

Up until "advice" it was an enjoyable read. How he did talk english after it said was no good.

[Easy 6]

This one may have been proven fake, but there is an actual website out there for this scenario, don't quote me on this but I think its "sugardaddy.com"

Lotta desperate, pathetic and rich mfers out there... apparently.

[Jamie]

http://www.worthytoshare.com/wp-content/uploads/This-Pretty-Girl-Was-Seeking-A-Rich-Husband.jpg


I'm pretty sure this is Anne Hathaway.

[GloryDayz]

This is played-out equally at many levels... I recall talking to one Navy fighter pilot's wife who was soon to be an ex-wife, who was oddly angry that she was being "dumped" for what was suspected to be a younger model. She forget that she married a fighter pilot, used her looks, mouth, lips, legs and touch to seal the deal, then became what's called a "Mrs. ChaChesta" in the process (if you're aren't close to it, you prolly aren't familiar with the term). What she missed is that he was not only STILL a fighter pilot, but the XO of a fighter squadron, and she was sagging like drop tanks. For a stay-at-home Mom with both kids in school and a nanny, a gym membership, and a home gym, that seemed sad. After two kids he was flying faster than ever, shooting better missiles, and had pretty-much the same beach bunny hopping his dick (this time with a totally shaved pussy and modern skills) than he did some 20 years before; and she was sagging at the eyes, tits and ass... He was a centurion, she looked like she was from the last century! Yeah, he was better, she now sucked (and not dick)!

She was angry...

[GloryDayz]

Would do........

[TEX]

$500K income and the guy cant spell....

[tk13]

I heard this was written by George Carlin.

[TripleThreat]

This is played-out equally at many levels... I recall talking to one Navy fighter pilot's wife who was soon to be an ex-wife, who was oddly angry that she was being "dumped" for what was suspected to be a younger model. She forget that she married a fighter pilot, used her looks, mouth, lips, legs and touch to seal the deal, then became what's called a "Mrs. ChaChesta" in the process (if you're aren't close to it, you prolly aren't familiar with the term). What she missed is that he was not only STILL a fighter pilot, but the XO of a fighter squadron, and she was sagging like drop tanks. For a stay-at-home Mom with both kids in school and a nanny, a gym membership, and a home gym, that seemed sad. After two kids he was flying faster than ever, shooting better missiles, and had pretty-much the same beach bunny hopping his dick (this time with a totally shaved pussy and modern skills) than he did some 20 years before; and she was sagging at the eyes, tits and ass... He was a centurion, she looked like she was from the last century! Yeah, he was better, she now sucked (and not dick)!

She was angry...

I like read this, but i just dont understand, fuk bro honestly help me understand cause this is too intelligent but sounds spot on lol

[Sannyasi]

And that J.P. Morgan CEO was Albert Einstein.

[TimBone]

That bitch better do the laundry! Amirite, R8ers?

[Easy 6]

I like read this, but i just dont understand, fuk bro honestly help me understand cause this is too intelligent but sounds spot on lol

The adrenaline pumped, cocksure fighter pilot maintained his vigor in spite of age, he had something to live for outside of civilian life, he mastered state of the art flying machines and he didn't let a woman kill his testosterone.

The self seeking wife got old quick because she was a selfish, ladder climbing whore who everyone used up as fast as possible and moved on from just as fast... she ultimately got complacent, fat and lost her looks because she didn't have the same joi de vivre as her husband.

That would be my take, military wives... they're scandalous no doubt.

[Sorter]

The snopes article was interesting as far as validity is concerned.

[Jakemall]

2 yrs ago Q

And it wasn't true then, either.

[R8RFAN]

That bitch better do the laundry! Amirite, R8ers?


You damn skippy:D

[GloryDayz]

I like read this, but i just dont understand, fuk bro honestly help me understand cause this is too intelligent but sounds spot on lol

In cities with fighter plane bases, "hot chicks" hang out in Officer's Clubs trying to score a pilot. Once they do that, they live a sort of awesome life with a hubby who has what most folks think is a pretty cool job. Fifteen years later he's still a fighter pilot, he's usually in pretty decent shape, she's not 'as' hot, and gravity is well on its way to winning. The aging whore does things while hubby is on cruise to "make her feel young again"...

Fast forward a bit and pilot trades-in "hag with shag" for a philly... Soon-to-be ex-wife ends up in O-club sagging and mad and thinks getting part of his retirement "will show him"!

A scene played-out in fighter-town USA every month of the year.

[GloryDayz]

The adrenaline pumped, cocksure fighter pilot maintained his vigor in spite of age, he had something to live for outside of civilian life, he mastered state of the art flying machines and he didn't let a woman kill his testosterone.

The self seeking wife got old quick because she was a selfish, ladder climbing whore who everyone used up as fast as possible and moved on from just as fast... she ultimately got complacent, fat and lost her looks because she didn't have the same joi de vivre as her husband.

That would be my take, military wives... they're scandalous no doubt.

Yup.. Fucking bitches!

[Fish]

I'm pretty sure this is Anne Hathaway.

Which makes the story even worse. That greedy cunt.

[GloryDayz]

Which makes the story even worse. That greedy cunt.

I would PIIHB.... And mouth.... And every other hole!

[ptlyon]

Whore

[GloryDayz]

Whore

Wow......

[Lonewolf Ed]

First thing I caught.

Second for me. The first was the pic of Anne Hathaway.

[luv]

Second for me. The first was the pic of Anne Hathaway.

That's who I thought it was, too. Is it her? I started second guessing.

[13and3]

Marry a black athlete. Its what other money grubbing whores do.

[GloryDayz]

Marry a black athlete. Its what other money grubbing whores do.

On this we agree...

And that's why in cases that involve athletes (of any color), assholes or not, I start with "not guilty" until "proof" is shown. If it's all going to be based on "she said, she said", I'm not sure I think a guy who could tap as much hot pussy as he wants needs to resort to "rape" to get his Ricky-Thing wet. So it may be true, but they're going to need more than "I said no, but he kept going anyway."

On the flip side, I'm not going to judge the women as whores or nuns, but when push comes to shove and you're in a man's room at 2:00am, and you're not fresh off a farm without TV or Internet (that you never left), I'm thinking the "innocent" part of "innocent until proven guilt" wins.

Sad if a rape goes unpunished, but it takes more than mere words to qualify as "proof" IMO.

But that's just me....

[Red Dawg]

Marry a black athlete. Its what other money grubbing whores do.

Lol. So true.

[Reaper16]

On this we agree...

And that's why in cases that involve athletes (of any color), assholes or not, I start with "not guilty" until "proof" is shown. If it's all going to be based on "she said, she said", I'm not sure I think a guy who could tap as much hot pussy as he wants needs to resort to "rape" to get his Ricky-Thing wet. So it may be true, but they're going to need more than "I said no, but he kept going anyway."

On the flip side, I'm not going to judge the women as whores or nuns, but when push comes to shove and you're in a man's room at 2:00am, and you're not fresh off a farm without TV or Internet (that you never left), I'm thinking the "innocent" part of "innocent until proven guilt" wins.

Sad if a rape goes unpunished, but it takes more than mere words to qualify as "proof" IMO.

But that's just me....

Really then you should suspend judgment entirely until proof is established. Not begin with "not guilty" but rather begin without judgment entirely on either party. Otherwise it sounds like the caricature of "lying, money-grubbing whore" is your default assumption of women who make a rape allegation.

[srvy]

Marry a black athlete. Its what other money grubbing whores do.

What Fatass Williams sister should I whore around with?

[GloryDayz]

Really then you should suspend judgment entirely until proof is established. Not begin with "not guilty" but rather begin without judgment entirely on either party. Otherwise it sounds like the caricature of "lying, money-grubbing whore" is your default assumption of women who make a rape allegation.

I see your point, but I think "innocent until proven guilty" starts with the assumption of innocent and establishing proof is the burden of the accuser. And "I told him no" is hardly proof. And I don't think leading what some hard-liners call a promiscuous life makes you either a whore, slut, or even immoral, but common sense does say playing the Nun card later on is a bit disingenuous at face value.

All I'm saying is uncorroborated conversation isn't enough, and prolly should not have been since the 70's or 80s.

[vailpass]

Just another day in Scottsdale...

[GloryDayz]

What Fatass Williams sister should I whore around with?

My dick may not come out for a week! Can we please go back to pics of Anne Hathaway??

http://planetxot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Anne-Hathaway-Beautiful-Dress.jpg

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[Just Passin' By]

...And I don't think leading what some hard-liners call a promiscuous life makes you either a whore, slut, or even immoral,...

Well, yeah, it does. By definition.

[GloryDayz]

Well, yeah, it does. By definition.

I don't. I think it makes you alive and not boring.

[vailpass]

I don't. I think it makes you alive and not boring.

Not disagreeing but curious: how would you define "slut"?

[Just Passin' By]

I don't. I think it makes you alive and not boring.

No offense, but what you think doesn't matter, in terms of accuracy.. You don't get to re-define the English language. It's definitional.

Definition of SLUT
1
chiefly British : a slovenly woman
2
a : a promiscuous woman; especially : prostitute
b : a saucy girl : minx

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/slut

A promiscuous women is, indeed, a slut, by definition.

Definition of WHORE
1
: a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : prostitute; also : a promiscuous or immoral woman

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/slut?ref=dictionary&word=whore#

A promiscuous women is also a whore, by definition.

[Katipan]

On this we agree...

And that's why in cases that involve athletes (of any color), assholes or not, I start with "not guilty" until "proof" is shown. If it's all going to be based on "she said, she said", I'm not sure I think a guy who could tap as much hot pussy as he wants needs to resort to "rape" to get his Ricky-Thing wet. So it may be true, but they're going to need more than "I said no, but he kept going anyway."

On the flip side, I'm not going to judge the women as whores or nuns, but when push comes to shove and you're in a man's room at 2:00am, and you're not fresh off a farm without TV or Internet (that you never left), I'm thinking the "innocent" part of "innocent until proven guilt" wins.

Sad if a rape goes unpunished, but it takes more than mere words to qualify as "proof" IMO.

But that's just me....

I'm very much opposed to handing out victim cards all willy nilly. I think it would behoove my sex to take a little more responsibility for positions we find ourselves in. But that being said. There are far easier ways to get your dick wet than by rape. It absolutely has nothing to do with the physical hard on and everything to do with the mental one.

[vailpass]

I'm very much opposed to handing out victim cards all willy nilly. I think it would behoove my sex to take a little more responsibility for positions we find ourselves in. But that being said. There are far easier ways to get your dick wet than by rape. It absolutely has nothing to do with the physical hard on and everything to do with the mental one.

Absofuckinglutely...

[GloryDayz]

Not disagreeing but curious: how would you define "slut"?

I choose not to. It's derogatory and usually sexist. Not worth my time...

But if I to put words to it, I'd say Michelle Obama is a slut.

[GloryDayz]

No offense, but what you think doesn't matter, in terms of accuracy.. You don't get to re-define the English language. It's definitional.



http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/slut

A promiscuous women is, indeed, a slut, by definition.



http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/slut?ref=dictionary&word=whore#

A promiscuous women is also a whore, by definition.

Sure I can... Words are redifined all the time. Look at the word gay.

[GloryDayz]

I'm very much opposed to handing out victim cards all willy nilly. I think it would behoove my sex to take a little more responsibility for positions we find ourselves in. But that being said. There are far easier ways to get your dick wet than by rape. It absolutely has nothing to do with the physical hard on and everything to do with the mental one.

I agree. That's why I don't think most of these cases where some girl cries rape should go much further than, "what proof do you have that it wasn't consensual, and was a violent act? And semen in the panties or elsewhere proves only that there was sex, not that it wasn't consensual."

[Just Passin' By]

Sure I can... Words are redifined all the time. Look at the word gay.

The word gay still means what it meant before.

1
a : happily excited : merry <in a gay mood>
b : keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits <a bird's gay spring song>
2
a : bright, lively <gay sunny meadows>
b : brilliant in color

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gay

A new definition has been added due to modern usage, but the old definition remains. A promiscuous woman is still immoral, a slut and a whore, by definition. Your personal love, respect and/or admiration for such a woman is a separate issue.

[BlackHelicopters]

I choose not to. It's derogatory and usually sexist. Not worth my time...

But if I to put words to it, I'd say Michelle Obama is a slut.

LMAO

[srvy]

The word gay still means what it meant before.



http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gay

A new definition has been added due to modern usage, but the old definition remains. A promiscuous woman is still immoral, a slut and a whore, by definition. Your personal love, respect and/or admiration for such a woman is a separate issue.

F all there this crap and lets just go with trollop.

[Simply Red]

would plow.

[lewdog]

I choose not to. It's derogatory and usually sexist. Not worth my time...

But if I to put words to it, I'd say Michelle Obama is a slut.

I'd say opposite.

I bet she's got them legs shut like a well oiled bear trap!

[Simply Red]

I'd say opposite.

I bet she's got them legs shut like a well oiled bear trap!

WOULD PLOW!

[GloryDayz]

I'd say opposite.

I bet she's got them legs shut like a well oiled bear trap!

Once the trap closes, opportunities abound....

[GloryDayz]

WOULD PLOW!

No cuts pal, line forms at the her rear!!!!

[go bo]

I'd say opposite.

I bet she's got them legs shut like a well oiled bear trap!

i've never been a mountain man, but don't you leave the traps open to catch a bear?

[lewdog]

i've never been a mountain man, but don't you leave the traps open to catch a bear?

AHhhhhh so I've go to explain this......sigh.


Bear presents itself to a well oiled bear trap, steps in it, it immediately closes hard.

A man presents himself to Michelle and like a well oiled bear trap, she closes her legs immediately.



Sigh...........

[GloryDayz]

AHhhhhh so I've go to explain this......sigh.


Bear presents itself to a well oiled bear trap, steps in it, it immediately closes hard.

A man presents himself to Michelle and like a well oiled bear trap, she closes her legs immediately.



Sigh...........

Amiright?

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