****Official Royals Vs White Sox Gamethread 4/4****

[lewdog]

Trying to get myself in midseason form

ROFL

[BlackHelicopters]

Up to you Salvy

[keg in kc]

Never did slide into first base. Always felt like it actually took longer to reach the base.

[petegz28]

Walk Perez to get to 0-Moose..why not?

[BlackHelicopters]

Up to you Mouse

[Canofbier]

DAMN, Moose, you're being called out. You gonna be an easy out for these suckers?

[petegz28]

So here is a chance to put Valencia or Maxwell at the plate and Yost does...........nothing

[lewdog]

Yup Moose, they are calling you out in your "breakout" season.

[AndChiefs]

So here is a chance to put Valencia or Maxwell at the plate and Yost does...........nothing

Don't worry. I've been told this run doesn't matter.

[WhawhaWhat]

So here is a chance to put Valencia or Maxwell at the plate and Yost does...........nothing

Moustakas isn't trending yet. :deevee:

[petegz28]

DYSON!!! WTF ARE YOU DOING????

[KCUnited]

Wtf???

[Canofbier]

So, Dyson, is THAT what speed do?

[DeezNutz]

Nice walking lead, Dyson. Glad that's never taught in...say...high school.

[ChiTown]

GEEZUS

[lewdog]

His legs aren't warm since this game is being played in Alaska.

[BlackHelicopters]

Mouse as expected does nothing

[petegz28]

:facepalm:

[KCUnited]

Fuck you Dyson, fuck you Moose.

[stonedstooge]

SHUT THEM DOWN HOLLAND

[lewdog]

That's what Moose DO!

[OmahaChief]

Mustsuckas is awesome.

[KevB]

His swing is slow and long, just don 't see much hope

[ChiTown]

How long before the MOOOOS, turn into BOOOOOOOS?

[petegz28]

However when you look at it the way the ball bounced I can see where Dyson didn't think it was going to get as far away from the catcher as it did. He still should have gone but it didn't look at first like it was going that far from the plate

[kcjayhawks5]

Moose is done. Send him down for the year. Fuck this.

[KevB]

Nice walking lead, Dyson. Glad that's never taught in...say...high school.

Same old Dyson, doesn't do the small things and gets lazy

[GoHuge]

MoustakAZ 0-13

[kcjayhawks5]

But guys joe Mauer was 1-9 before today...

[petegz28]

Is it a strategy for our pitchers to always throw a 1st-pitch ball?

[petegz28]

1

[BlackHelicopters]

What Hud?

[lewdog]

Moose must just mind fuck himself once real games start. Two extremely hot springs then immediate total collapse to start the regular season. Mental midget?

[tk13]

I think Hudler must've fallen asleep before that soliloquy about strike one in a 2-1 count.

[KevB]

What Hud?

Just dumb

[kcjayhawks5]

Moose must just mind **** himself once real games start. Two extremely hot springs then immediate total collapse to start the regular season. Mental midget?

Without question. It's all in his head and the more he plays without success the more Yost will give him the benefit of the doubt and play him daily lol. We are so fucked.

[KCUnited]

Nice to see Holland with his fuck you stuff.

[BlackHelicopters]

Good morning good afternoon good night

[lewdog]

Holland is dirty.

[stonedstooge]

HAHA. Motherfucking Jones was right

[BlackHelicopters]

Finally!

[petegz28]

Good win. Possibly a BS call on the last swing but again, owed and then some.

[AndChiefs]

I love you Holland.

[tk13]

That'll do pig. We're on the board. Holland could be a good pitcher one day.

[lewdog]

I love Greg.

I love all of you.

[ChiliConCarnage]

Freedom Fries on sales now! Royals 160-0 run is off to a solid start.

[BlackHelicopters]

Rep thread up

[GloryDayz]

Yay, we're awesome!

[C3HIEF3S]

Same ole Royals

[BlackHelicopters]

I Love you all

[keg in kc]

They didn't blow it!

[stonedstooge]

If we can score big on average/below average starters, we might just be dangerous

[Al Bundy]

Good shit.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

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[CoMoChief]

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[stonedstooge]

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Did Belly get 2?