I received a mysterious package in the mail

[Hammock Parties]

The box was ominous, with warning labels.

http://i.imgur.com/gP7wnmOl.jpg

Whatever was in here, was valuable.

http://i.imgur.com/oQ3OCc3l.jpg

A mysterious bulge.

http://i.imgur.com/W26cEJAl.jpg

Some kind of rare technology.

http://i.imgur.com/M5vsIVvl.jpg

Oh! A laptop! For me!

http://i.imgur.com/SZ5mh5ll.jpg

The sender remains a mystery.

http://i.imgur.com/jAvvNrCl.jpg

[htismaqe]

ROFL

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

SR is one creepy dude

[Hammock Parties]

Just to be sure, Boba Fett inspected the item.

http://i.imgur.com/PXLFSA4l.jpg

[htismaqe]

That's actually a pretty nice machine. Always had good luck with Lenovo/IBM.

[lewdog]

Is this the start of a CP romance?

[LoneWolf]

You'll have to let us know how your gay porn looks on the new laptop.

[Hammock Parties]

That's actually a pretty nice machine. Always had good luck with Lenovo/IBM.

oh good

i needed you to tell me that

[The Franchise]

Cut your nails.

[MotherfuckerJones]

You'll have to let us know how your gay porn looks on the new laptop.

LMAO

[htismaqe]

oh good

i needed you to tell me that

Don't be a bitch.

[Hammock Parties]

You'll have to let us know how your gay porn looks on the new laptop.

See that blue rag?

Yeah.

[TribalElder]

SR is the patron saint of CP gifting

Laptop, I've seen game tickets last season. Dude is a fucking bauce !

[vailpass]

oh good

i needed you to tell me that

Hard to see why you can't have a woman...

[Bugeater]

Still waiting for SR to send me something...

[htismaqe]

See that blue rag?

Yeah.

ROFL

[TribalElder]

You should send him some Taco Johns immediately

[L.A. Chieffan]

SR I pm'd you my address, I'll be expecting Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses.

[TambaBerry]

lmao i literally laughed when i saw the picture hiding in the laptop

[Hammock Parties]

Just opened the packlist. I'll give you one guess what it was. LMAO

[bevischief]

Just opened the packlist. I'll give you one guess what it was. LMAO

KY...

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Wow, SR is the man !

And I just bought one exactly like that , with windows 7.

Lenovo I'd never heard of but the salesman told me they are in the upper end of computers used by a lot of big businesses now.

[TLO]

Hey Simply Red....

Wanna help pay for my tuition? :)

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Buck gets shoes and you get a laptop?

...I can see who he favors.

[cabletech94]

KY...le?

;)

[Dave Lane]

That's actually a pretty nice machine. Always had good luck with Lenovo/IBM.

Never was much of a stink pad fan.

[Dave Lane]

Simply red is the bomb.

[TribalElder]

Wow, SR is the man !

And I just bought one exactly like that , with windows 7.

Lenovo I'd never heard of but the salesman told me they are in the upper end of computers used by a lot of big businesses now.

lenovo is gangster

X1 Carbon

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

lenovo is gangster

X1 Carbon

What does this mean ?

[TribalElder]

What does this mean ?

http://shop.lenovo.com/us/en/laptops/thinkpad/x-series/x1-carbon/#features

[Hydrae]

Wow, SR is the man !

And I just bought one exactly like that , with windows 7.

Lenovo I'd never heard of but the salesman told me they are in the upper end of computers used by a lot of big businesses now.

Lenovo is IBM's desktop division that was sold to a Chinese company, thus the name change.

[Simply Red]

Couple of families - the retail line such as the L series and Edges are their weaker links.

T, X and W series are where it's at - and yes I see plenty of X1c's - They're the lightest 14.1" notebk. on the market.

[lewdog]

Damn, SR is legit. I thought that Beemer he drives was just a front.

I'll admit I'm wrong!

[cosmo20002]

http://i.imgur.com/gP7wnmOl.jpg


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[Hammock Parties]

According to our research of Missouri and other state lists there were 22 registered sex offenders living in 64114 zip code as of April 11, 2014.
The ratio of number of residents in zip code 64114 to the number of sex offenders is 1,076 to 1.


Shit. I better be careful. It's dark out.

[BeeHo]

the moment you connect to the internet the laptop will message fbi the kiddie pr0n.

but hey, that's a nice laptop!

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

Shit. I better be careful. It's dark out.

You mean, you don't want the cops to catch ya? Just think, we could make another thread about cop abuse!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

SR is Midnight Vulture?

[Fairplay]

SR is Midnight Vulture?

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[58-4ever]

lenovo is gangster

X1 Carbon

X230t - Although I really like the Yoga.

[58-4ever]

Couple of families - the retail line such as the L series and Edges are their weaker links.

T, X and W series are where it's at - and yes I see plenty of X1c's - They're the lightest 14.1" notebk. on the market.

Yep - I work at a Software Consulting company and we use W540s with 32GB of RAM and SSDs.

Needless to say, you can do some shit on them.

[Simply Red]

Yep - I work at a Software Consulting company and we use W540s with 32GB of RAM and SSDs.

Needless to say, you can do some shit on them.

I see one or two W540's a month - they're solid - that LCD is really sweet.

[rico]

NICE. I love IBM Thinkpads....had one all through college.

[rico]

I love how he included a printed out pic of his avatar. LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

i mean it's a nice laptop, but it's no Sager

http://gentechpcforums.com/system-images/Sager/NP9370/Sager_NP9370-1.jpg

[Rausch]

This bitch got my PS3!

[Rausch]

i mean it's a nice laptop, but it's no Sager

http://gentechpcforums.com/system-images/Sager/NP9370/Sager_NP9370-1.jpg

So, are you like, married now?...

[Hammock Parties]

So, are you like, married now?...

divorced

[Rausch]

divorced

All we are is dust in the wind...