It's a lovely day. Let's get a fucking burger.

[Hammock Parties]

Let's get on our bike and go in search of a burger.

http://i.imgur.com/nGFq0Asl.jpg

Here we are on the plaza. Surely there is some burg around here.

http://i.imgur.com/qAyEb3Pl.jpg

Look at the lovely fountain, bitches.

http://i.imgur.com/NMdXyEHl.jpg

Let's ride up here and see if we can find fattening things.

http://i.imgur.com/j7aCxj1l.jpg

Damn, look at the ass on that indian.

http://i.imgur.com/DL9UHz1l.jpg

HOLY SHIT THE INDIAN IS STANDING RIGHT OUTSIDE A BURGER JOINT

http://i.imgur.com/rYUhBfhl.jpg

Let's live dangerously and park the bike outside where any minority could steal it in broad daylight.

http://i.imgur.com/bMS5snSl.jpg

Hey look, it's the 1950s.

http://i.imgur.com/sf7ahP9l.jpg

Let's put on some swell tunes.

http://i.imgur.com/gPjwqjTl.jpg

Should we get breakfast?

http://i.imgur.com/UKrw4tSl.jpg

FUCK THAT LET'S GET A STEAKBURGER

http://i.imgur.com/psKIRurl.jpg

While we wait for our order, admire the menu art.

http://i.imgur.com/1R9wECGl.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

OH SHIT. That's a double with cheese, grilled onions, tomatoes and mayo. And a milkshake made with REAL ice cream. And some UNYAWN RANGS. Thomas Jefferson be mirin' HARD.

http://i.imgur.com/KfTYpYol.jpg

Let's get a close up.

http://i.imgur.com/3Fb3bbSl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/8KUEqoal.jpg

BONUS TOT

http://i.imgur.com/utDbYVzl.jpg

This is tasty.

http://i.imgur.com/pkOKrPnl.jpg

Winstead's is officially my bitch.

http://i.imgur.com/nu8h4nLl.jpg

Hey look, no one stole my bike.

http://i.imgur.com/ruQIvP6l.jpg

We up out this bitch.

http://i.imgur.com/x44pGAml.jpg

Later Plaza.

http://i.imgur.com/G8zbpdYl.jpg

[mikeyis4dcats.]

Winsteads sucks.

[Simply Red]

http://i.imgur.com/b8kD6DJ.gif

[Hammock Parties]

Winsteads sucks.

It was decent. I'd put it a notch below Hi-Boy.

Certainly better than McDonalds.

The milkshake and unyawn rangs were on point.

[listopencil]

How was the steakburger?

[Psyko Tek]

fuck it just fired up the grill...

[listopencil]

**** it just fired up the grill...

Too late. I already made some mandarin chicken on a bed of fried rice.

[keg in kc]

I had a salmon BLT at Houlihans for lunch. Business lunch at that, so it was free.

No pics.

[Hammock Parties]

How was the steakburger?

For $4.50 about what I expected.

[In58men]

ROFL @ your kickstand

[listopencil]

For $4.50 about what I expected.

I'm just wondering how they prepare the meat. Is it overly tenderized steak?

[Baby Lee]

Seeing that milkshake reminds me, back in HS we were eating there and for some reason we decided to have a milkshake drinking race. I was almost done when one of my friends yelled with such enthusiasm 'SLURP IT OFF THE SIDES SCOOBY!!' And the milkshake returned to the glass via my nose. Closest I ever actually came to dying of laughter.

[listopencil]

That milkshake looks good though. Might make some up tonight, but I don't have the shit laying around and I don't feel like shopping.

[listopencil]

Seeing that milkshake reminds me, back in HS we were eating there and for some reason we decided to have a milkshake drinking race. I was almost done when one of my friends yelled with such enthusiasm 'SLURP IT OFF THE SIDES SCOOBY!!' And the milkshake returned to the glass via my nose. Closest I ever actually came to dying of laughter.

The snotberry tastes like snotberry!

[kcxiv]

Had all the family at moms , she made tacos. I done right now lol

[KCUnited]

You can tell its good by all the people in there.

[TribalElder]

dude, your food threads are off the chain ROFL

[Jimmya]

I love me some milkshake!

[loochy]

Mr. Clay,

I enjoy your picture adventure threads. Please keep up the good work.

Sincerely,

Loochy

[TimeForWasp]

ROFLROFL your sprockets

[Hammock Parties]

ROFL @ your kickstand

I don't get it. Are you less manly if you ride a bike with a kickstand?

[Hammock Parties]

You can tell its good by all the people in there.

It was 3:45 on a weekday. There was actually about 30 people in there. Not bad.

Anyway for the money, Winstead's > McDonalds. No contest.

[listopencil]

I don't get it. Are you less manly if you ride a bike with a kickstand?

LOL your water bottle? Yeah, I don't get it either. Is the kickstand too short or something?

[keg in kc]

Kickstand was one of the first things I added on mine. Too convenient not to.

Second thing was a gel seat.

[listopencil]

Anyway, what the fuck is the steakburger about? Is it tenderized steak?

[Hammock Parties]

BTW, I tipped my waitress $3 on an $11 bill. I'm a swell guy.

[Deberg_1990]

Where are all the pics of the hot chicks?

[greatgooglymoogly]

"We grind U.S. Choice Steak daily for the sandwich."

One of the less memorable mottos...

[listopencil]

"We grind U.S. Choice Steak daily for the sandwich."

One of the less memorable mottos...

So they make hamburger out of steak cuts? Is that it?

[Hammock Parties]

Join us next time on Food Adventure for a trip to BRGR

[keg in kc]

Where are all the pics of the hot chicks?He'd have to go to KFC for that.

/rimshot

[teedubya]

For some reason, I find these threads hilarious. They should be blog posts or tumblr posts. Good shit.

[Hammock Parties]

As for hot chicks, there were tons of them out today. I'm surprised I didn't crash the bike. That trail is a wonderful source of ogling.

There were also some young women in short catholic skirts at Winstead's but I'm not into that at all. Very unattractive.

[Hammock Parties]

For some reason, I find these threads hilarious. They should be blog posts or tumblr posts. Good shit.

If you haven't figured it out, Chiefsplanet has been my blog for about 12 years.

[Dayze]

BTW, I tipped my waitress $3 on an $11 bill. I'm a swell guy.

"swelll" lol

[Hammock Parties]

Also it's great fun riding up there. Next time I'll secure my bike and go shopping and we'll have "Clay's Gay Day at the Plaza."

Actually, I already had a Gay Day at the Plaza 4 years ago with Simply Red, but we've kept the pics private. They're really embarrassing.

[Just Passin' By]

Where are all the pics of the hot chicks?

Given who's thread it is, just be thankful that you're not getting barraged by multiple pics of men in Speedos, or something like that.

[Great Expectations]

Kickstand was one of the first things I added on mine. Too convenient not to.

Second thing was a gel seat.

Gel seats hurt worse if you are riding any distance. The more surface area and cushion there is the more friction will be there which is the primary cause of discomfort on distance rides.

[BeeHo]

i snowed quite a bit in Kentucky today. hope you enjoyed the day

[keg in kc]

Gel seats hurt worse if you are riding any distance. The more surface area and cushion there is the more friction will be there which is the primary cause of discomfort on distance rides.:shrug: I've never had an issue with anything up to 35 miles. I usually average between 100 to 150 miles a week between June and October (April and May are my get back up to speed months...), generally about 2 hours per ride 4-5 days a week with no breaks unless the temps at the time are in the 90s or above.

[Psyko Tek]

Too late. I already made some mandarin chicken on a bed of fried rice.

I did burgersd when the grill was hgot
anfd then put country style pork ribs on once it got glowing and slow cooked them for an hour coated in garlic and black bean sauce
kicked ass, burgers are for kids and lunch

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Mr. Clay,

I enjoy your picture adventure threads. Please keep up the good work.

Sincerely,

Loochy

The date pic adventure threads would be HOC level

[Hammock Parties]

The date pic adventure threads would be HOC level

I need to audition for online dating rituals of the american male.

[bdj23]

Did you buy your bike from a K-Mart?

[Hammock Parties]

Did you buy your bike from a K-Mart?

Got it from a bike shop. It's not one of those manly awesome all terrain bikes, but it's perfect for street riding. Now shut the fuck up.

[bdj23]

Did I touch an e-nerve making fun of your gay ass bike?

[Saccopoo]

ROFLROFL at the fat old lady seat on your bike.

[Hammock Parties]

Did I touch an e-nerve making fun of your gay ass bike?

I fail to see what's gay about it. It transports me across the urban landscape. That's what I need in a bike.

If it makes a difference I don't wear a helmet. Certified badass.

[Sorter]

I fail to see what's gay about it. It transports me across the urban landscape. That's what I need in a bike.

If it makes a difference I don't wear a helmet. Certified badass.

Not safe bruh.

[Hammock Parties]

Not safe bruh.

Danger is my middle name. I left that bike outside and unsecured in one of the whitest neighborhoods in America for 20 minutes in broad daylight.

[Saccopoo]

Danger is my middle name. I left that bike outside and unsecured in one of the whitest neighborhoods in America for 20 minutes in broad daylight.

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Black+Man+Steals+A+Bike.+Grand+Theft+Auto_940963_3966406.jpg

[Saccopoo]

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs38/i/2008/350/2/b/Doc_Stealin_Little_Mac__s_Bike_by_8_bit_Painter.jpg

[Saccopoo]

Danger is my middle name. I left that bike outside and unsecured in one of the whitest neighborhoods in America for 20 minutes in broad daylight.

http://i1.wp.com/judgybitch.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/bike.png

[RealSNR]

That milkshake looks good though. Might make some up tonight, but I don't have the shit laying around and I don't feel like shopping.

Why don't you just make the milkshake in the microwave?

[Phobia]

I didn't think the bike was gay at all. My mom has one exactly like that.

[Hammock Parties]

I didn't think the bike was gay at all. My mom has one exactly like that.

Can you tell me where she gets her jeans? The pair I've been wearing on first dates are getting threadbare.

[listopencil]

Why don't you just make the milkshake in the microwave?

I tried. It spilled onto the pancakes.

[Baby Lee]

Did I touch an e-nerve making fun of your gay ass bike?

It's not a gay assed bike, it's a straight busted bike. What's the frame made of, cornbread?

That's the bike bike thieves are working like hell to trade up from.

And Claynus, no need to get HUFFY.

[Dayze]

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs38/i/2008/350/2/b/Doc_Stealin_Little_Mac__s_Bike_by_8_bit_Painter.jpg

LMAO

[Demonpenz]

could have gone to the flea market.

[Phobia]

It's not a gay assed bike, it's a straight busted bike. What's the frame made of, cornbread?

That's the bike bike thieves are working like hell to trade up from.

And Claynus, no need to get HUFFY.

It's not that bad. It could have been one of those trikes with the big tall orange flag.

[Phobia]

could have gone to the flea market.

Why? Do you think they have bikes there that weren't formerly owned by a nursing home resident?

[Saccopoo]

Personally, I think that the bike has potential.

No suspension, which immediately translates to good in the hipster world. This bad ass-wannabe is so close to fixie heaven.

Jesus CE, you can't possibly imagine the amount of ass you can pull with a straight up, bad ass fixie bike. We're going to give you a new makeover, starting with that granny bike your riding.

All the hot chicks love fixies...

http://www.customizemyfixie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/fixie-bike2012TrashyChick.jpg
http://brimages.bikeboardmedia.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Interbike-Caraci-bright-color-fixie-bikes01.jpg
http://www.myfixedgearbike.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/fixed-gear-bike-graffiti.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GFC9vo1AN34/TfpPn7Qx1II/AAAAAAAACP8/MGLUal44cnk/s1600/4049383193_669cac2001_o.jpg

See how close you are to fixie heaven? 40 year old dorks ride bikes with suspensions. You are a young man looking for a place to park your soon to be bad ass fixie, order up a tall boy PBR and prepare for the hipster chick onslaught. So close...

How's your ability to grow a quasi-handle bar mustache or a beard?

[Hammock Parties]

Personally, I think that the bike has potential.


Yes. I foresee it getting me from many more Point As directly to point Bs.

[Dayze]

I knew a gal who went directly to Point A

[TimBone]

Bunch of bike snobs in this motherfucker.

[Phobia]

Bunch of bike snobs in this mother****er.

His bike is beautiful. I'm quite grateful he's riding on 2 wheels now. That's a vast relief.

[Hammock Parties]

His bike is beautiful. I'm quite grateful he's riding on 2 wheels now. That's a vast relief.

Trust me, my car is even more embarrassing.

[Sorter]

Danger is my middle name. I left that bike outside and unsecured in one of the whitest neighborhoods in America for 20 minutes in broad daylight.

More concerned about your skull and crazy drivers than your bike being stolen, manu.

[Hammock Parties]

More concerned about your skull and crazy drivers than your bike being stolen, manu.

I'm on a bike trail for 90 percent of the trip. I think I'll be OK.

[Sorter]

I'm on a bike trail for 90 percent of the trip. I think I'll be OK.

Excellent.


Keep an eye out for certain people houstonwhodat doesn't like. Rumor is in this thread that they will steal your bike.

Apparently if you play GTA, that shit will happen as well.

[Simply Red]

Bunch of bike snobs in this mother****er.



Have you seen what most of these posters look like? They don't like my bike, I'd consider that a compliment.

[Graystoke]

COOL BIKE STORY BRAH!
http://sp2.fotolog.com/photo/50/28/19/rap_lowrider/1272294441771_f.jpg

[tooge]

It was decent. I'd put it a notch below Hi-Boy.

Certainly better than McDonalds.

The milkshake and unyawn rangs were on point.

You had to mention Hi Boy. I fucking love Hi Boy. I eat there before every Royals game I attend, and after every Chiefs game I attend. Best greasy burger ever. I introduced my boy to Hi Boy last summer. He's now hooked as well.

[loochy]

You had to mention Hi Boy. I fucking love Hi Boy. I eat there before every Royals game I attend, and after every Chiefs game I attend. Best greasy burger ever. I introduced my boy to Hi Boy last summer. He's now hooked as well.

It warms my heart to know that place is still in business.

[loochy]

Have you seen what most of these posters look like? They don't like my bike, I'd consider that a compliment.

CP bicyclists:

http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/02-1n009-nofatties-300x450.jpg

https://global3.memecdn.com/redneck-bicycle_c_695511.jpg

[DaKCMan AP]

Join us next time on Food Adventure for a trip to BRGR


I went there when I was in KC in March. Got the Ring of Fire. Wasn't impressed.

[NewChief]

Personally, I think that the bike has potential.

No suspension, which immediately translates to good in the hipster world. This bad ass-wannabe is so close to fixie heaven.

Jesus CE, you can't possibly imagine the amount of ass you can pull with a straight up, bad ass fixie bike. We're going to give you a new makeover, starting with that granny bike your riding.

All the hot chicks love fixies...

http://www.customizemyfixie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/fixie-bike2012TrashyChick.jpg
http://brimages.bikeboardmedia.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Interbike-Caraci-bright-color-fixie-bikes01.jpg
http://www.myfixedgearbike.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/fixed-gear-bike-graffiti.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GFC9vo1AN34/TfpPn7Qx1II/AAAAAAAACP8/MGLUal44cnk/s1600/4049383193_669cac2001_o.jpg

See how close you are to fixie heaven? 40 year old dorks ride bikes with suspensions. You are a young man looking for a place to park your soon to be bad ass fixie, order up a tall boy PBR and prepare for the hipster chick onslaught. So close...

How's your ability to grow a quasi-handle bar mustache or a beard?

I seriously want a Purefix (http://purefixcycles.com/). One of my wife's shopgirls has this bike, and the picture really doesn't do it justice:

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0081/1222/products/WEB_2048_0016_Golf_1024x1024.jpeg?v=1391716223

I'd probably go with the India, though:
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0081/1222/products/WEB_2048_0014_India_1024x1024.jpeg?v=1377675817

My town is hilly as hell, though. I'm not sure how practical a fixie is.

[Bowser]

I love the offseason.

[COchief]

It will be cool in 10-15 years to spot all the ex-hipster douches as they will all be walking with a cane at 30-40years old from shredding their knees on their ultra-cool fixies.

What a bunch of douches, although I will admit the bikes look kinda cool.

I pick up my neighborhood beaters for around 50 bucks on craigs, my current cruiser is an early nineties Nishiki Mtn bike complete with teal and purple accents...yeah baby.

[Dayze]

something tells me those bikes cost more than my car.

[GordonGekko]

Bunch of bike snobs in this mother****er.

My thoughts exactly. A lot of people up in this bitch give a shit about whether someone drops several grand on a bike or not. I don't even own one.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

My thoughts exactly. A lot of people up in this bitch give a shit about whether someone drops several grand on a bike or not. I don't even own one.

Ban this cretin!!#

[Graystoke]

It will be cool in 10-15 years to spot all the ex-hipster douches as they will all be walking with a cane at 30-40years old from shredding their knees on their ultra-cool fixies.

What a bunch of douches, although I will admit the bikes look kinda cool.

I pick up my neighborhood beaters for around 50 bucks on craigs, my current cruiser is an early nineties Nishiki Mtn bike complete with teal and purple accents...yeah baby.

There is something to be said for how a fixed gear will force you to develop a smoother pedaling style since you simply cannot stop. Due to this, they are somewhat popular for 'off season' training by serious road cyclists. Back in the day I only rode fixes from Thanksgiving to Feb 1.

[Ragged Robin]

yr handlebars are way higher than yr saddle :/

[COchief]

Back in the day I only rode fixes from Thanksgiving to Feb 1.

So you're saying you were into it before it was mainstream? Hipster alert!!!

JK, but no doubt the "braking" motion is extremely hard on the knee ligaments. Plus you were probably flat landing it for training, these young dumbasses are riding these around hilly terrain like Denver/SF everyday.

[Graystoke]

So you're saying you were into it before it was mainstream? Hipster alert!!!

JK, but no doubt the "braking" motion is extremely hard on the knee ligaments. Plus you were probably flat landing it for training, these young dumbasses are riding these around hilly terrain like Denver/SF everyday.

I don't think I am a hipster? We are talking late 80's Early 90's. And yes we were flat landing it, on County Rds. here in Iowa. It would help your spin and technique. In addition there was no need for speed during the off season. Plus in early spring we would do some Velodrome Racing in Chicago.

[COchief]

I don't think I am a hipster? We are talking late 80's Early 90's. And yes we were flat landing it, on County Rds. here in Iowa. It would help your spin and technique. In addition there was no need for speed during the off season. Plus in early spring we would do some Velodrome Racing in Chicago.

JK means just kidding...

You might be too old to get the hipster jokes, also we basically said the same thing regarding why they will have shredded knees and you and other serious cyclists won't.

[Predarat]

That place looks alot like Jimmies Diner in Witchertee

[keg in kc]

CP bicyclists:

http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/02-1n009-nofatties-300x450.jpgThat one pretty much fits me. He may be a little smaller than me.

I'm gonna go eat a donut now.

(No. Not really.)





(I'm gonna go eat two.)

[loochy]

That one pretty much fits me. He may be a little smaller than me.

I'm gonna go eat a donut now.

(No. Not really.)





(I'm gonna go eat two.)

http://www.thesneeze.com/art/guinness/twins.jpg