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Msmith
04-16-2014, 01:29 PM
Vehicle Broadsided by Worker’s Van

Plaintiff was traveling along a town road and broadsided by a van as he crossed an intersection. The front of plaintiff’s vehicle struck the passenger side of the defendant’s van. Defendant driver was operating the van while in the course and scope of his employment, and his employer was named as a co-defendant. Following the collision, plaintiff suffered from neck pain, shoulder pain and headaches. Plaintiff was diagnosed with a cervical flexion injury and cervical strain and sprain, and then eventually thoracic outlet syndrome, which required surgeries and physical therapy. Plaintiff sued to recover costs for past and future pain and suffering as well as his economic losses. Plaintiff’s wife, as co-plaintiff, sought recovery for loss of consortium. A trial had been scheduled, but the parties settled in a mediated settlement.

Link: http://attorneylending.com/2012/03/19/vehicle-broadsided-by-workers-van/

Katipan
04-16-2014, 01:30 PM
By the hour.

Detoxing
04-16-2014, 01:32 PM
Well, first you need to to judge the boobs. Then the tightness and cleanliness of the vag. Does she have a big round booty or just a big booty? No booty?

Can she take it to the chin? Is she able to deep throat you and lick the balls at the same time? Anal? Does she anal bleach? And that's just touching the tip of the iceberg.

It's a pretty extensive check list you have to go through in order to judge one's sexual value. I can see how someone can be overwhelmed while trying to gauge his/her value.

BlackHelicopters
04-16-2014, 01:32 PM
Usual reasonable and customary fees of prostitutes in a particular zip code?

htismaqe
04-16-2014, 01:35 PM
Well, first you need to to judge the boobs. Then the tightness and cleanliness of the vag. Does she have a big round booty or just a big booty? No booty?

Can she take it to the chin? Is she able to deep throat you and lick the balls at the same time? Anal? Does she anal bleach? And that's just touching the tip of the iceberg.

It's a pretty extensive check list you have to go through in order to judge one's sexual value. I can see how someone can be overwhelmed while trying to gauge his/her value.

It's not about her, it's about HIM. She wants reimbursed for the loss of HIS services, not hers.

Since he's a dude, and he's probably not the Dos Equis guy, she's probably entitled to about $3...

Donger
04-16-2014, 01:35 PM
Easily.

tooge
04-16-2014, 01:37 PM
Depends on if she's fat. If she's fat, she might struggle to get laid now. If not, then no big loss. It's supply and demand, like everything else.

ptlyon
04-16-2014, 01:40 PM
When I was 22, I had just bought a new S-10 two weeks prior. Was leaving work heading to Ames to see the girlfriend.

Pumped up & excited, I was jamming tunes and looking down at the radio. I looked up & the traffic had stopped to wait for someone to take a left turn. I tried to stop but slammed into a car that ended up rear ending the turning van in front of them.

They tried to sue me for more than what my coverage was stating the female "could not perform sex while bending over".

I was shitting bricks. Over a year later I received confirmation that the case was thrown out of court because they found out she had registered for nursing school.

mac459
04-16-2014, 01:40 PM
Always ask to see if they take coupons..it's a down economy..got to bust a nut on a budget

Katipan
04-16-2014, 01:41 PM
Fat only matters on the coast lines otherwise there's plenty of curvy girls smashing quality dick in the Midwest.

mac459
04-16-2014, 01:41 PM
When I was 22, I had just bought a new S-10 two weeks prior. Was leaving work heading to Ames to see the girlfriend.

Pumped up & excited, I was jamming tunes and looking down at the radio. I looked up & the traffic had stopped to wait for someone to take a left turn. I tried to stop but slammed into a car that ended up rear ending the turning van in front of them.

They tried to sue me for more than what my coverage was stating the female "could not perform sex while bending over".

I was shitting bricks. Over a year later I received confirmation that the case was thrown out of court because they found out she had registered for nursing school.

So what you are saying is she tried to bend you over

ptlyon
04-16-2014, 01:46 PM
So what you are saying is she tried to bend you over

In a round about way. And I didn't like it. No sir.

Jimmya
04-16-2014, 02:00 PM
Just when I think I've read everything!

tooge
04-16-2014, 02:08 PM
Fat only matters on the coast lines otherwise there's plenty of curvy girls smashing quality dick in the Midwest.


Curvy girls smashing quality dick. I love you Katipan

Donger
04-16-2014, 02:10 PM
Fat only matters on the coast lines otherwise there's plenty of curvy girls smashing quality dick in the Midwest.

I suppose that's better than curvy dicks smashing quality girls.

Katipan
04-16-2014, 02:15 PM
Curvy girls smashing quality dick. I love you Katipan

I love you too but only because it's free.

htismaqe
04-16-2014, 02:16 PM
I suppose that's better than curvy dicks smashing quality girls.

Only in the movies, Donger. Only in the movies.

tooge
04-16-2014, 02:20 PM
I suppose that's better than curvy dicks smashing quality girls.

Hey there, I resemble that remark

Baby Lee
04-16-2014, 02:20 PM
It's subjective like pain and suffering, But appellate courts are deferential to awards.

go bo
04-16-2014, 02:26 PM
I suppose that's better than curvy dicks smashing quality girls.

ron jeremy begs to differ...

Katipan
04-16-2014, 02:27 PM
It's subjective like pain and suffering, But appellate courts are deferential to awards.

All you need is one girl on the jury that hasn't had an orgasm in a few years.

ptlyon
04-16-2014, 02:29 PM
All you need is one girl on the jury that hasn't had an orgasm in a few years.

Women actually have orgasms?

I just thought they were trying not to sneeze.

luv
04-16-2014, 02:30 PM
Plus, sex is only part of consortium.

Hammock Parties
04-16-2014, 02:41 PM
Fat only matters on the coast lines otherwise there's plenty of curvy girls smashing quality dick in the Midwest.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/556/128/3b9.jpg

Rain Man
04-16-2014, 02:50 PM
When I was 22, I had just bought a new S-10 two weeks prior. Was leaving work heading to Ames to see the girlfriend.

Pumped up & excited, I was jamming tunes and looking down at the radio. I looked up & the traffic had stopped to wait for someone to take a left turn. I tried to stop but slammed into a car that ended up rear ending the turning van in front of them.

They tried to sue me for more than what my coverage was stating the female "could not perform sex while bending over".

I was shitting bricks. Over a year later I received confirmation that the case was thrown out of court because they found out she had registered for nursing school.


Is that just being on the receiving end, or did it also include performing oral sex? Because depending on her height, she could just get onto her knees.

Garcia Bronco
04-16-2014, 02:57 PM
So the wife is saying she needs to get compensated for not getting the D while her hubby recovers from an accident. This sound like a lawyer throw in and not something that's actually an issue. But if I had to put an value on it, I believe the Rabbit retails for about 50 bucks.

Detoxing
04-16-2014, 02:59 PM
So the wife is saying she needs to get compensated for not getting the D while her hubby recovers from an accident. This sound like a lawyer throw in and not something that's actually an issue. But if I had to put an value on it, I believe the Rabbit retails for about 50 bucks.

Psssshhh. Not authentic ones. Dem sex toys are expensive.

Garcia Bronco
04-16-2014, 03:01 PM
Fat only matters on the coast lines otherwise there's plenty of curvy girls smashing quality dick in the Midwest.

Yes...Yes YES!

Detoxing
04-16-2014, 03:01 PM
Psssshhh. Not authentic ones. Dem sex toys are expensive.

Hrmmm....either the prices have gone down recently or the sex shop near my home is really, really overpriced.

You know what, i kinda wanna go buy a sex toy now haha. Heh. I can imagine the look on my wife's face if i just randomly came home with a new toy...haha.

Katipan
04-16-2014, 03:08 PM
Hrmmm....either the prices have gone down recently or the sex shop near my home is really, really overpriced.

You know what, i kinda wanna go buy a sex toy now haha. Heh. I can imagine the look on my wife's face if i just randomly came home with a new toy...haha.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/616pnxho9jL._SL1500_.jpg

http://www.amazon.com/Penis-Extender-Increase-inches-Extensions/dp/B00HVU7VX6/ref=pd_sbs_hpc_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=037S5EJJ7YQBV3P81P0X

Dayze
04-16-2014, 03:12 PM
LMAO

I need to get one of those for naked time with the wife. but I should covertly put it on in the dark.
No sense in shattering her dream

htismaqe
04-16-2014, 03:12 PM
Hrmmm....either the prices have gone down recently or the sex shop near my home is really, really overpriced.

You know what, i kinda wanna go buy a sex toy now haha. Heh. I can imagine the look on my wife's face if i just randomly came home with a new toy...haha.

Imagine the look on YOUR face when she tries to use it on you instead of the other way around...

Pitt Gorilla
04-16-2014, 03:13 PM
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/556/128/3b9.jpgROFL

Dayze
04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
Detoxing
http://www.kameisland.com/files/2013/11/anal-intruder.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/BEmQN8X.gif

Detoxing
04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/616pnxho9jL._SL1500_.jpg

http://www.amazon.com/Penis-Extender-Increase-inches-Extensions/dp/B00HVU7VX6/ref=pd_sbs_hpc_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=037S5EJJ7YQBV3P81P0X

That's kinda interesting, but i already go too deep, so i doubt we'd get much use out of it.

Garcia Bronco
04-16-2014, 03:17 PM
Hrmmm....either the prices have gone down recently or the sex shop near my home is really, really overpriced.

You know what, i kinda wanna go buy a sex toy now haha. Heh. I can imagine the look on my wife's face if i just randomly came home with a new toy...haha.

Do it. And then you'll do it.

Detoxing
04-16-2014, 03:18 PM
Do it. And then you'll do it.

I already know her reaction.

"WTF did you waste money on that for!?"

tooge
04-16-2014, 03:20 PM
Till she's home alone. then she's "where did he hide that bad boy"

Detoxing
04-16-2014, 03:24 PM
Till she's home alone. then she's "where did he hide that bad boy"

I know she does....she denies it...but imma catch her some day...i need a webcam that i can stream from my bedroom to my office haha

Garcia Bronco
04-16-2014, 03:27 PM
Detoxing
http://www.kameisland.com/files/2013/11/anal-intruder.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/BEmQN8X.gif

Top Secret. Great movie

Donger
04-16-2014, 03:30 PM
Only in the movies, Donger. Only in the movies.

Heh. The scene from Porky's? "It's crooked, Frankie!"

htismaqe
04-16-2014, 03:33 PM
Detoxing
http://www.kameisland.com/files/2013/11/anal-intruder.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/BEmQN8X.gif

ROFL

Best animated GIF ever...

Dayze
04-16-2014, 03:50 PM
Top Secret. Great movie

absolutely.