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Line Judge
04-24-2014, 10:52 PM
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10. Women are stupid because they have PMS – Don’t blame men for what God did to you. Write a petition against your menstrual cycle and send it to Him by carrier pigeon. Men know that you have cramps, and you are extra hormonal along with the God-awful bleeding, but really have to face the wrath of your monthly visitor regularly? Cut out your ovaries or take some Midol. We did not give you periods, so don’t bite our heads off."

Men did give women periods. Their misery is our fault.

Actually it is a consequence of walking upright. According to Darwin if there is a genetic "accident" which results in something that improves the creature's chance of survival that trait has a good chance of continuing. eg. Giraffe's neck getting longer so that it can reach the leaves in the trees.

The old theory of the menstrual cycle is that the lining of the uterus had to slough off to prepare it for the attachment of the fertilized egg. The new theory is that it is discharged because this gets rid of any possible infection that may have developed in the uterus thereby increasing the survive ability of the female.

The male had his own evolution. The mammals before the primates walked on four feet and the penis was sheathed. This kept it from getting stepped on, knocked around and kept it clean. When man was walking upright this arrangement resulted in urinary tract infections which were not the best arrangement for survival. Now men had free swinging members that could get covered with mud, grime, sludge etc.

So there you have it: Women have periods because of MEN AND THEIR DAMNED DIRTY DICKS.

Bowser
04-24-2014, 10:55 PM
I just read this to the wife. She laughed.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-24-2014, 10:55 PM
Shut the fuck up.

Hammock Parties
04-24-2014, 10:57 PM
http://37.media.tumblr.com/b1c1dd3e77c6b0212492171fcc964120/tumblr_mo2sepep1i1ssozyio1_500.jpg

Bowser
04-24-2014, 10:59 PM
Shut the fuck up.

You mean me or the wife?

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-24-2014, 11:02 PM
You mean me or the wife?

OP, yo'. The only time I'd ever tell you to shut up is if you had a bowel obstruction and as a result had to vomit feces in order to survive. And then, I'd be fine if you just made it to the bathroom on time.

Bowser
04-24-2014, 11:04 PM
OP, yo'. The only time I'd ever tell you to shut up is if you had a bowel obstruction and as a result had to vomit feces in order to survive. And then, I'd be fine if you just made it to the bathroom on time.

LMAO

Fair enough

Hammock Parties
04-24-2014, 11:10 PM
The only time I'd ever tell you to shut up is if you had a bowel obstruction and as a result had to vomit feces in order to survive. And then, I'd be fine if you just made it to the bathroom on time.

http://i.imgur.com/FvflzXP.gif

BigMeatballDave
04-25-2014, 01:53 AM
OP, yo'. The only time I'd ever tell you to shut up is if you had a bowel obstruction and as a result had to vomit feces in order to survive. And then, I'd be fine if you just made it to the bathroom on time.

This reminds me of a job I had in a nursing home in 91.

It was on Warnall Rd. I was floor maintenance.

Anyway, there was a resident who choked on his own shit because he was so impacted.

Heads rolled for that.

TripleThreat
04-25-2014, 03:32 AM
http://37.media.tumblr.com/b1c1dd3e77c6b0212492171fcc964120/tumblr_mo2sepep1i1ssozyio1_500.jpg

id tap that

Jimmya
04-25-2014, 04:40 AM
Tough theory to believe.

Coochie liquor
04-25-2014, 05:31 AM
id tap that

me too, ALL NIGHT LONG. Love big girls, add in tatts and BOING!!!

Kman34
04-25-2014, 05:42 AM
id tap that

Couldn't pay me enough to get high centered on that. :shake:

beach tribe
04-25-2014, 05:51 AM
Couldn't pay me enough to get high centered on that. :shake:

No fn way.

BlackHelicopters
04-25-2014, 07:03 AM
Would not.

notorious
04-25-2014, 07:05 AM
[img]cow crossing[img]


Omaha took this pic seconds before flooring it.

DMAC
04-25-2014, 07:51 AM
Take this knowledge and bury it in the money pit at Oak Island.

jspchief
04-25-2014, 07:56 AM
Enough noobs in here to make Skip stroke out

Anyong Bluth
04-25-2014, 08:05 AM
id tap that

Pass. But I bet she makes some mean snacks and various trays of food while I'm watching football.

notorious
04-25-2014, 08:07 AM
Pass. But I bet she makes some mean snacks and various trays of food while I'm watching football.

As if she would share.

Anyong Bluth
04-25-2014, 08:10 AM
As if she would share.

She pulls that shit and tries to start hoarding and I'm laying a swift kick on her to the gunt.*


* chubbers girl area where her gut overhangs in uniform to mask her cunt.

notorious
04-25-2014, 08:19 AM
She pulls that shit and tries to start hoarding and I'm laying a swift kick on her to the gunt.*


* chubbers girl area where here gut overhangs in uniform to mask her ****.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar5286_5.gif

Your Avatar sums up my reaction nicely.

Pasta Little Brioni
04-25-2014, 10:06 AM
JFC I have had a little tiny bit chubby in the past but never laid eyes on a gunt.

Pasta Little Brioni
04-25-2014, 10:07 AM
The best snacks are under her apron #barf

TLO
04-25-2014, 10:12 AM
Gunt

Bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a cunt... The Gunt.

Anyong Bluth
04-25-2014, 10:30 AM
JFC I have had a little tiny bit chubby in the past but never laid eyes on a gunt.

I've certainly not. I'll take a chick that's super skinny over even just a bit thick or chubby every time if for hypothetical purposes they had the same facial attractiveness.

As for "big" girls aka brontobitches, honestly in terms of my level of attraction scalewise?
Completely out of my wheelhouse, so she could maybe get me to go from shriveled to flaccid.

Fish
04-25-2014, 10:33 AM
I've certainly not. I'll take a chick that's super skinny over even just a bit thick or chubby every time if for hypothetical purposes they had the same facial attractiveness.

As for "big" girls aka brontobitches, honestly in terms of my level of attraction scalewise?
Completely out of my wheelhouse, so she could maybe get me to go from shriveled to flaccid.

LMAO........

notorious
04-25-2014, 10:35 AM
The best snacks are under her apron #barf

God Damnit.

DMAC
04-25-2014, 10:46 AM
I love it when a gunt makes a 'yunt' sound.

Bowser
04-25-2014, 11:21 AM
I love it when a gunt makes a 'yunt' sound.

https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1380222758/473666.gif

"Bob" Dobbs
04-25-2014, 11:52 AM
We always just called it a FUPA. Fat upper pussy area.

J Diddy
04-25-2014, 12:02 PM
http://37.media.tumblr.com/b1c1dd3e77c6b0212492171fcc964120/tumblr_mo2sepep1i1ssozyio1_500.jpg

My initial reaction was Jabba the Hut but then I noticed the clown lingerie. Jabba the Slut?

Rudy tossed tigger's salad
04-25-2014, 12:45 PM
Couldn't pay me enough to get high centered on that. :shake:

Everyone has a price.

Id go as low as $75

BWillie
04-25-2014, 01:39 PM
me too, ALL NIGHT LONG. Love big girls, add in tatts and BOING!!!

You guys are fucking gross.

Coochie liquor
04-25-2014, 01:50 PM
You guys are fucking gross.

You're so right.... How dare I have different taste than you!! Don't know what I was thinking!! Lmao!!

Rasputin
04-25-2014, 04:54 PM
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