I don't get this: Star Wars mock draft

[RealSNR]

It does, however, make more sense than the all-time draft they did.

The Chiefs draft a shitty Episode 1 character. Figures. At least we didn't get Jar Jar.

http://www.nfl.com/photoessays/0ap2000000346372/star-wars-mock-draft

23. Kansas City Chiefs - Sebulba
Is he a little reckless? Perhaps. Violent? Of course. But he would bring a little bit of an edge to the Chiefs, who can overlook such things because of his immense skills.

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[Hammock Parties]

FUCK MAN

We drafted SEBULBA with two fucking Dark Jedi on the board?

Fucking dumbasses.

[threebag]

Well fuck with our thirst for fucking lineman why not go Jaba The Hut. Not LSU enough or what?

[DanBecky]

Lando fell to 26th? Browns got a steal.

[threebag]

People can't even make good shit up for this franchise. :facepalm:

[Hammock Parties]

I mean shit, even if you want to pass on Dooku and Revan because of character concerns, Biggs fucking Darklighter is sitting there.

We need to throw our GM in the Sarlacc pit.

[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

DARTH SIDIOUS! AWESOME!

ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US!

[Rasputin]

**** MAN

We drafted SEBULBA with two ****ing Dark Jedi on the board?

****ing dumbasses.

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[Rasputin]

Was sure Chiefs would have drafted Gamorrean Guard with their first pick.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/Poach/GamorreanGuard.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Poach/media/GamorreanGuard.jpg.html)

[RealSNR]

I mean shit, even if you want to pass on Dooku and Revan because of character concerns, Biggs fucking Darklighter is sitting there.

We need to throw our GM in the Sarlacc pit.

I wanted Lando Calrissian. Or someone other than some shitbag from Tatooine or Central Michigan or God-knows-where.

[In58men]

May the 4th be with you

[Rasputin]

Yeah this is a "mock" draft the Chiefs still would draft Gamorrean Guard.

[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

How can you pick Anakin and Vader in the same draft? Get real.

[Deberg_1990]

Can't believe 3 teams passed on Han Solo. They will regret that.

Chewbacca has bust written all over him.

[Hammock Parties]

Can't believe 3 teams passed on Han Solo. They will regret that.

He wanted too much money.

[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

No Max Reebo? Who will play the tunes that the young people enjoy?

[RealSNR]

Why do the Bucs need to draft Obi-Wan? They just drafted a jedi last year who's not all that bad.

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131112121643/starwars/images/9/96/Yarael_Poof.png

[Hammock Parties]

Is that Merton Hanks?

[RealSNR]

It's Mike Glennon.

I swear he was one of the council members in Episode 1. I don't know the name, though. He had like two lines

[milkman]

No better proof that delaying the draft for 2 weeks was a bad fucking idea.

Seriously stupid fucking shit.

[milkman]

Let's delay the draft another two weeks.

Maybe we can get a mock Saturday Night Live character draft.

[RealSNR]

No better proof that delaying the draft for 2 weeks was a bad fucking idea.

Seriously stupid fucking shit.

The NFL has done a good job of marketing to the average dumbass in order to expand their product base.

NFL.com now reads like TMZ, ESPN, and Buzzfeed had a baby together. Fuck, back in 2011 I think they did a thing about what Tim Tebow's baby would look like if he mated with a particular celebrity.

It's truly awful shit

[Rasputin]

Isn't Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader the same person just different times of their lives? How the fuck can two teams draft the same person?

[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

Isn't Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader the same person just different times of their lives? How the **** can two teams draft the same person?

Tell me about it...

[Chief Roundup]

I would assume he is the equivalent of a good FS. :shrug:

[Simply Red]

Brandin motherfucking Cooks.

[Simply Red]

& Mother Fucking Greedo.

[J Diddy]

Why do the Bucs need to draft Obi-Wan? They just drafted a jedi last year who's not all that bad.

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131112121643/starwars/images/9/96/Yarael_Poof.png


A classic example of another alien Ron Jeremy got oral from.

[beach tribe]

Is that Merton Hanks?

Harvie Williams

[Chief Roundup]

The color of his craft is annoying. Almost exact Donko colors.

[Easy 6]

We're so desperate for football news that we're now drafting Star Wars characters?

THANKS GOODELL.

[Simply Red]

We're so desperate for football news that we're now drafting Star Wars characters?

THANKS GOODELL.

I have almost zero doubt Greedo could play the slot.

[Easy 6]

I have almost zero doubt Greedo could play the slot.

Nope, he has no quicks, easily beaten off the draw...

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

General Veers fell to the
second round? With fucking Porkins ahead of him?

Star Wars mock draft fail

[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

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[Why Not?]

WTF? Yoda is the clear overall 1 with Kenobi and the fucking emperor to follow. This draft is a fail. I'd rather take a right tackle at 1.1 over Chewbacca

[Deberg_1990]

Dont sleep on Jar Jar in the 6th.

[RealSNR]

The ultimate Andy Reid pick: the fatass who owns that stupid space diner that Obi Wan visits in Episode II.

http://www.starwars.jp/databank/character/image/dexter_jettster.jpg

[Why Not?]

Dont sleep on Jar Jar in the 6th.

Jar-Jar is an UDFA if I've ever seen one

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

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Meh...Vader is a statue in the pocket

This year's Jamarcus Russell

[Why Not?]

Meh...Vader is a statue in the pocket

This year's Jamarcus Russell

Plus that death stare shit he got away with in college won't play in the NFL

[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

Plus that death stare shit he got away with in college won't play in the NFL

Force Choke. When done right, no can defend.

[Why Not?]

Also Admiral Akbar taken to late in the round. I would dominate if I were a GM in this league

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Force Choke. When done right, no can defend.


Saber throw at Luke in Jedi...

Horribly inaccurate

Sign of things to come

[Rasputin]

I can see C3PO being picked before Jar Jar but not before the 6th or 7th round definitely not in the first round.

Jerry Jones would be shot in Dallas.

[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

Saber throw at Luke in Jedi...

Horribly inaccurate

Sign of things to come

YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBS ME...

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Veers however has a strong arm, deadly accuracy, and the mobility to shoot down a speeder's last ditch kamikaze attempt. (See Hoth, his junior year)

He'll be a steal for the team that grabs him on day two

[suzzer99]

Isn't Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader the same person just different times of their lives? How the **** can two teams draft the same person?

Spoilers!