Gisele is making Brady gay'er by the day

[srvy]

Geeeeeeez talk Puzzy whipped you let your wife dress you and this happens

[notorious]

Look at where his hand is.


That's not gay.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

I see nothing wrong with this.

I would dress any way she wants me to if that means I get her in the sack...and you don't.

[Rausch]

...

http://www.imaginarywars.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ed-grimley211.jpg

[alpha_omega]

Super Bowl.....check
Hot wife......check
Big bankroll......check
Kids......check
Worrying about what srvy thinks......check

Sarcasm aside, ya, that looks pretty ghey.

[Blindside58]

...

http://www.imaginarywars.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ed-grimley211.jpg

Pretty decent... I must say.

[TLO]

I'd be pussy whiped too.

[KC native]

jealous op is jealous.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Why is there an apostrophe in the middle of gayer?

[srvy]

Why is there an apostrophe in the middle of gayer?

Because I am not as smart as you Webster.

[srvy]

Look at where his hand is.


That's not gay.

I say its a front a photo opp for the press. His hands wanna be on the smiling guy in the background.

After all he is a QB his hands are used to a dudes butt. Bet he has had his hands on more man butt in his life than female. On and off the field :D

[BullJunkandIron]

I'd be pussy whiped too.

Wiped?

[Fish]

I'd wear some stupid shit to palm that hiney...

[Hoover]

Yeah, and she's worth way more than he is.

[KcMizzou]

I dunno man, he could have basically any other female he wanted. It's not worth dressing like that. He must like it.

[KcMizzou]

"Damnit, Gisele do I seriously have to dress like a retard again? C'mon."

"Yes, if you want the BJ."

*sigh* "Fine, I'll do it."

[Gadzooks]

Gisele looks like a younger version of Robin Wright:
http://ilarge.listal.com/image/1863148/936full-robin-wright-penn.jpg

So he chose to have a she-man over Bridget Moynahan, (it rhymes) - a woman with no titties:
http://images.clikkrr.com/uploads/original/20131213/082772700138694963624453.jpg

I think Tom could do better. Hell, Artie Lange has done better:
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/artie-lange-and-adrianne1%281%29.jpg

['Hamas' Jenkins]

No one on this site would turn her down, but the concept that she's amazingly attractive is bullshit.

[KcMizzou]

I think Tom could do better. Hell, Artie Lange has done better:
Hell yeah he could. It's either true love, or he just digs that goofy shit. (or both)

[NewChief]

Nothing wrong with the outfit. That hair on the other hand. DAmn.

[KcMizzou]

No one on this site would turn her down, but the concept that she's amazingly attractive is bullshit.Of course not.

[bevischief]

You haven't read Mr_Tomahawk posts about Bray....

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Robin Wright was significantly more attractive than Gisele in her youth. I think William Goldman once said she was the prettiest woman in the history of the Earth.

[srvy]

Gisele looks like a younger version of Robin Wright:
http://ilarge.listal.com/image/1863148/936full-robin-wright-penn.jpg

So he chose to have a she man over Bridget Moynahan - a woman with no titties:
http://images.clikkrr.com/uploads/original/20131213/082772700138694963624453.jpg

I think Tom could do better. Hell, Artie Lange has done better:
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/artie-lange-and-adrianne1%281%29.jpg

He is an ass man. He like the butts and he won't deny. The hairier the better.

[CoMoChief]

I've never thought she was that good looking.

[KcMizzou]

I've never thought she was that good looking.You know, I'm never "that guy" but I agree. Gisele wouldn't make my top 50 "wish list".

[lewdog]

yes and yes

[Rain Man]

All of you people criticizing her looks should realize that there's more to a wife than just looks. For example, how freaky is she between the sheets? Does she go for the threesome? Does she mind if Tom tomcats around? A wife is more than just arm candy.

Oh, and personality and intellect and character and stuff.

[Saccopoo]

I dunno man, he could have basically any other female he wanted. It's not worth dressing like that. He must like it.

She's widely considered to be in possession of one of the finest asses on the planet.

As well, she was #81 on Forbes Top 100 Entertainers List in 2013. She's worth a shit ton more money than even her All-Pro, future Hall of Fame Quarterback husband.

I'd fucking wear a greek thong and a tank top in public if she said she liked to see me in it.

http://www.iamnotastalker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ScreenShot6732.jpg

[Saccopoo]

I've never thought she was that good looking.

http://www.troll.me/images/you-know-how-i-know-youre-gay/you-know-how-i-kno-ur-gay-you-just-told-me-thumb.jpg

[Canofbier]

All of you people criticizing her looks should realize that there's more to a wife than just looks. For example, how freaky is she between the sheets? Does she go for the threesome? Does she mind if Tom tomcats around? A wife is more than just arm candy.

Oh, and personality and intellect and character and stuff.

Don't forget money. Gisele has a net worth of over double that of Tom.

[KcMizzou]

She's widely considered to be in possession of one of the finest asses on the planet.

As well, she was #81 on Forbes Top 100 Entertainers List in 2013. She's worth a shit ton more money than even her All-Pro, future Hall of Fame Quarterback husband.

I'd fucking wear a greek thong and a tank top in public if she said she liked to see me in it.

http://www.iamnotastalker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ScreenShot6732.jpgThis begs the question, how much money is enough so that money is no longer a factor?

That dude's got plenty. So again, either it's true love (does it for her), or he loves wearing that silly shit, or both.

[Rain Man]

Don't forget money. Gisele has a net worth of over double that of Tom.

Good point, but I didn't want to seem shallow.

[srvy]

She's widely considered to be in possession of one of the finest asses on the planet.

As well, she was #81 on Forbes Top 100 Entertainers List in 2013. She's worth a shit ton more money than even her All-Pro, future Hall of Fame Quarterback husband.

I'd ****ing wear a greek thong and a tank top in public if she said she liked to see me in it.

http://www.iamnotastalker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ScreenShot6732.jpg

Common now you would wear all that stuff if Roseanne Barr told you too. Because ya like it ya know ya do!

[Carlota69]

Geeeeeeez talk Puzzy whipped you let your wife dress you and this happens

I think he looks silly! Not attractive at all...the hair and the pants are god awful!

:shake:

[listopencil]

I'd say that it's entirely possible that Tom Brady doesn't give not one flying fuck nor one rat's ass how he looks as long as his woman finds him attractive.

[cmh6476]

Is srvy an MU fan? If so, I thought they had to start listening to Mackelmore and stop using the term gay as an insult.

[SeeingRed]

I donno...you dont see Manning dressing like this. He is out hanging out at Yankees games with Jeter and Eli.....so i guess technically Tom has the better deal but ya true, he looks a bit fem for sure :-/

[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

No one on this site would turn her down, but the concept that she's amazingly attractive is bullshit.

Sorry, but I don't think she's anything special. Some of us like breasts, the Olive Oil look does nothing for me. She doesn't even have a cute face.

I've seen better looking women at the bar. Sober. Threads started about this woman if she weren't married to an NFL QB? Zero.

[JD10367]

:face palm:

[mikey23545]

If you're going to let your woman play dress up with you like some kind of little Ken doll, sorry - but you are a little pussy-whipped, panty-waist girly-man, I don't give a shit how good looking she is.

[kcxiv]

She's widely considered to be in possession of one of the finest asses on the planet.

As well, she was #81 on Forbes Top 100 Entertainers List in 2013. She's worth a shit ton more money than even her All-Pro, future Hall of Fame Quarterback husband.

I'd ****ing wear a greek thong and a tank top in public if she said she liked to see me in it.

http://www.iamnotastalker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ScreenShot6732.jpg
she's way to fucking skinny to have one of the best asses. There are thousands and thousands of latina asses that would put her's to shame. Im not saying she's ugly or anything, but that is just crazy talk.

[WhawhaWhat]

This is just a roundabout way of srvy saying he wishes he could see Tom Brady take his pants off.

[mikey23545]

Nothing wrong with the outfit. That hair on the other hand. DAmn.

Holy shiiiiiiiit.....

LMAO

[Jimmya]

Bottom line he's a pussy.

[jspchief]

I dunno man, he could have basically any other female he wanted. It's not worth dressing like that. He must like it.

Exactly. There's a difference between the average CP poster saying he'd do it for her, and an NFL star with his looks doing it.

[Simply Red]

Gisele isn't even that hot. /Chiefs Planet

[Simply Red]

Holy shiiiiiiiit.....

LMAO

Unfortunately that look is in style.

I'm not wild about today's options. I struggle finding clothes. I hardly even look anymore.

In NC's defense - had his hair been normal in that photo - the outfit would look a lot better.

[Beef Supreme]

Holy shiiiiiiiit.....

LMAO

Yeah, I was gonna say. ROFL

[ChiTown]

He looks like Howdy Doody without the freckles. JFC

[Halfcan]

She tried that with me so I dumped her.

[The Franchise]

No one on this site would turn her down, but the concept that she's amazingly attractive is bullshit.

This.

[ChiTown]

He looks like Howdy Doody without the freckles. JFC

http://www.msichicago.org/scrapbook/scrapbook_exhibits/howdy_doody/howdy_imgs/Howdy-Doody.jpg

[Radar Chief]

Dude gets paid millions of dollars to play a game and impregnate super models.
But yea, his hair and clothes, what a duffus.

[Steron]

Lump me in with the folks that don't understand the fascination with her. She doesn't do it for me. Different strokes for different folks and all that.

That said, I can say with 100% certainty that I would never wear that outfit or wear my hair in that style. Yikes.

[kepp]

No one on this site would turn her down, but the concept that she's amazingly attractive is bullshit.

I think it's more-so that she has perfect modeling features - body type, facial features, etc. But I agree...I've never found her overly attractive.

[gblowfish]

I can't help but admire Tommy Boy. He earned everything. Great leader, tough as nails, balls the size of small dogs. His wife is stunning. And they seem to genuinely love each other. What's not to like?

I wish he'd been our QB for the last ten years.

Oh, and I agree with Rausch, he looks like Ed Grimley in that pic.

[SPATCH]

I like how rural midwesterners are the biggest fashion police on the planet. You know it's "gay" to be overly concerned with what people are wearing, right?

I bet every single one of you guys have said, "I don't care about fashion/clothes" or some bullshit. Yet, here you are... giving a shit (and projecting all of your insecurities.)

[BWillie]

Gay is unfortunately the new straight.

[BWillie]

I can't help but admire Tommy Boy. He earned everything. Great leader, tough as nails, balls the size of small dogs. His wife is stunning. And they seem to genuinely love each other. What's not to like?

I wish he'd been our QB for the last ten years.

Oh, and I agree with Rausch, he looks like Ed Grimley in that pic.

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[NewChief]

Holy shiiiiiiiit.....

LMAO

What's wrong with the pants? They're red? Big freaking deal.

[ChiTown]

I like how rural midwesterners are the biggest fashion police on the planet. You know it's "gay" to be overly concerned with what people are wearing, right?

I bet every single one of you guys have said, "I don't care about fashion/clothes" or some bullshit. Yet, here you are... giving a shit (and projecting all of your insecurities.)

Yeah, that's gotta be it.

[loochy]

I like how rural midwesterners are the biggest fashion police on the planet. You know it's "gay" to be overly concerned with what people are wearing, right?

I bet every single one of you guys have said, "I don't care about fashion/clothes" or some bullshit. Yet, here you are... giving a shit (and projecting all of your insecurities.)

Quiet gay

[salame]

I assume you think that's "gay" because you look like this

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-6063-Sweet-Redneck-Hat-Tans-kr3H.jpeg

[loochy]

I assume you think that's "gay" because you look like this

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-6063-Sweet-Redneck-Hat-Tans-kr3H.jpeg

Go do gay things you gay

[BWillie]

I assume you think that's "gay" because you look like this

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-6063-Sweet-Redneck-Hat-Tans-kr3H.jpeg

That there is a pure heaping pile of workin' man.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I think it's more-so that she has perfect modeling features - body type, facial features, etc. But I agree...I've never found her overly attractive.

Her facial features are harsh, to the point of being equine. When she was younger and a little heavier she was more striking, but it seems like the public was cajoled into overrating her attractiveness based on the whims of the fashion industry.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

What's wrong with the pants? They're red? Big freaking deal.

I don't mind the pants. The large block blue plaid with those high slung pants without a belt and with that hairstyle make him look like he's been spaghettified in a black hole. The color palette is also off.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1289898/hated-it-o.gif

[Easy 6]

...

http://www.imaginarywars.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ed-grimley211.jpg

ROFL

Perfect

[Easy 6]

And I really don't care what GQ might say, that outfit is just awful, putrid... all red pants?

That only looks good as part of a Chiefs uni...

ps - Hamas is speaking truth on her throughout this thing.

[dj56dt58]

You guys are missing the point..he's wearing red pants because he's being traded to the chiefs for our first round pick

[notorious]

He's a KU fan now?

[CoMoChief]

What's wrong with the pants? They're red? Big freaking deal.

are you serious?

[Iconic]

Honestly think his wife is fugly.

[griZZly64]

She's widely considered to be in possession of one of the finest asses on the planet.

As well, she was #81 on Forbes Top 100 Entertainers List in 2013. She's worth a shit ton more money than even her All-Pro, future Hall of Fame Quarterback husband.

I'd ****ing wear a greek thong and a tank top in public if she said she liked to see me in it.

http://www.iamnotastalker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ScreenShot6732.jpg

uhhh her ass is tiny

[gblowfish]

Honestly think his wife is fugly.
She sounds hideous...

http://i58.tinypic.com/2r5f7kz.jpg

[Iconic]

Why are you showing me some professionally photo shopped image of a girl caked up in makeup with no ass who probably took over a thousand shots just to find the right one as evidence of her non-fugliness.

I could find hundreds of girls who are infinitely more attractive just by walking around Manhattan... no thanks.

[gblowfish]

Why are you showing me some professionally photo shopped image of a girl caked up in makeup with no ass who probably took over a thousand shots just to find the right one as evidence of her non-fugliness.

I could find hundreds of girls who are infinitely more attractive just by walking around Manhattan... no thanks.

http://i57.tinypic.com/2zewis9.png

[Iconic]

http://www.distritofashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/gisele_bundchen2.jpg
Definition of average.... with the exception of her eyes, it's just a stick with long flowing hair.

[Iconic]

Actually if you stare at her long enough, she morphs into a man.

[ThaVirus]

She does have a pretty strong jaw.

[teedubya]

I can't help but admire Tommy Boy. He earned everything. Great leader, tough as nails, balls the size of small dogs. His wife is stunning. And they seem to genuinely love each other. What's not to like?

I wish he'd been our QB for the last ten years.

Oh, and I agree with Rausch, he looks like Ed Grimley in that pic.

LOL. And to think, Brady didn't win any Superbowls these last 10 years. :-P

[WhiteWhale]

I love how this whole thread becomes a discussion about whether or not Gisele is hot or ugly.

I think we can all agree that Brady looks like a clown without make-up. Reminds me of a friend who, at 30 years old, started sporting a fauxhawk because his dumb wife told him it made him look hot. Now he walks around looking like a jackass. Marriage has a price. ROFL