Chick fight results in a shovel to the head

[Omaha]

I didn't see this on here.

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The rumor was that the chick died, but she apparently didn't.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/06/girl-fight-shovel-video_n_5267723.html

[ModSocks]

ROFL

[Halfcan]

That is one way to handle it.

[ModSocks]

Oh wait...sorry....That's terrible. Teen violence and so forth and so forth.

[Beef Supreme]

It's already in the epic win thread for some reason.

The girl in black takes it in the face like a champ. Of course those must be some powerful punches ...

[keg in kc]

2 minute commercial for birth control.

[The Franchise]

That chick in the black needs to learn how to block.........

[ModSocks]

It's already in the epic win thread for some reason.

The girl in black takes it to the face like a champ. Of course those must be some powerful punches ...

Should be in the epic FAIL thread instead.

[ModSocks]

2 minute commercial for birth control.

haha.

Maybe im an asshole, i don't know, but i found the entire video to be pretty funny, especially the crying at the end.

[loochy]

I was really digging that fight

[SeeingRed]

haha.

Maybe im an asshole, i don't know, but i found the entire video to be pretty funny, especially the crying at the end.

ya well laughing at a teenage girl taking a shovel to the head is a bit off for sure :spock:

[teedubya]

GET OUTTA MY YARD!!

[jerryforeverrice80]

shes good at hitting moving targets.

[The Franchise]

shes good at hitting moving targets.

But she sucks at not getting hit in the face or kicked in the stomach.

[loochy]

But she sucks at not getting hit in the face or kicked in the stomach.

dude, she has a reach of like 6 inches. give her a break

[ModSocks]

ya well laughing at a teenage girl taking a shovel to the head is a bit off for sure :spock:

Meh.

It's right there with all of the other stupid videos of some teen doing something stupid. Nut shot videos, face plant videos, etc.

[Beef Supreme]

That chick in the black needs to learn how to block.........

She had her hands up the whole time ROFL, yet didn't seem to make the connection that she was supposed to block with them.

[raybec 4]

17 posts and not one too fat? WTF is wrong with CP today?

[ModSocks]

17 posts and not one too fat? WTF is wrong with CP today?

I was going to open with is...but lets be honest....

The teen that got knocked out had a nice little a.....

[Paperboy405]

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[Jimmya]

Perfect hit!

[-King-]

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If you're going to embed a video, make sure you turn the fucking sound off.
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[BandwagonChiefsFan]

Was the fight even real?

[Munson]

Ban assault shovels!

[SeeingRed]

That chick in the black needs to learn how to block.........

actually her head hurt the other girl's hand. You could see the redhead's aggression change after she realized her hand was hurt. Here is the full video of it. The red head is 18 and the other girl is 14…i was rooting for the small one….shovel hit was a bit violent however. Catscan revealed girl has a concussion and had bleeding on the ear drum.

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[tooge]

I'm going to go get my bb gun. comes out with a shovel. Love it.

[seclark]

ROFL
couldn't hardly hear a word they were saying, but I sure heard that "clang!" when the shovel hit the dome.
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[tooge]

Oh, and would not

[ModSocks]

actually her head hurt the other girl's hand. You could see the redhead's aggression change after she realized her hand was hurt. Here is the full video of it. The red head is 18 and the other girl is 14…i was rooting for the small one….shovel hit was a bit violent however. Catscan revealed girl has a concussion and had bleeding on the ear drum.

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Oh she's 18? Well then...

Yeah the red head has a nice little ass on her.

[The Franchise]

actually her head hurt the other girl's hand. You could see the redhead's aggression change after she realized her hand was hurt. Here is the full video of it. The red head is 18 and the other girl is 14…i was rooting for the small one….shovel hit was a bit violent however. Catscan revealed girl has a concussion and had bleeding on the ear drum.

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ROFL

There's just so much to laugh at.

[frankotank]

stop hitting my face!

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[King_Chief_Fan]

ROFL
couldn't hardly hear a word they were saying, but I sure heard that "clang!" when the shovel hit the dome.
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you could hear skinny thumping shorty on the forehead also

[Ceej]

ECW! ECW! ECW!

[Nickel D]

"I think I just broke my hand with your face..."

:D

[Omaha]

dude, she has a reach of like 6 inches. give her a break

Like watching T-Rex try to box.

[LoneWolf]

Video of young girls fighting ending with shovel to head. I can dig it.

[Deberg_1990]

Was this in Independence Mo?

[loochy]

Video of young girls fighting ending with shovel to head. I can dig it.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-uu4wS_Az7qk/TzQk5KSuGuI/AAAAAAAACa0/xHlkQ8n1JiE/s1600/machoman_dig_it.png

[Valiant]

Should be in the epic FAIL thread instead.

Bullshit, that shovel is all win.

[Gonzo]

Inbred shovel wackers would be a great band name.

[cosmo20002]

The fight was kind of civilized in a way, before the appearance of the shovel.

[ptlyon]

"That uppity bitch hit me over the head with a shovel. I would appreciate it if you could find it in your heart to hang her from her neck until she was dead."

[cosmo20002]

actually her head hurt the other girl's hand. You could see the redhead's aggression change after she realized her hand was hurt. Here is the full video of it. The red head is 18 and the other girl is 14…i was rooting for the small one….shovel hit was a bit violent however. Catscan revealed girl has a concussion and had bleeding on the ear drum.

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7:48--
Dude says, "You wanna go back to my house--I have a First Aid kit." LAMO

[hometeam]

saw this the other day on reddit.

1. These bitches cant fight

2. The girl that got hit with the shovel flopped harder than a soccer player. Im sure it hurt but it barely touched her. Cmon gurl!

Analysis complete.

[saphojunkie]

Video of teenage girl getting in the face with a goddamn shovel = CP doubled over laughing.

Teenage girl reads a paragraph in book about sex = CP is outraged.

This fucking place, I tell you.

[cosmo20002]

saw this the other day on reddit.

1. These bitches cant fight

2. The girl that got hit with the shovel flopped harder than a soccer player. Im sure it hurt but it barely touched her. Cmon gurl!

Analysis complete.

Sounded like a pretty solid "thwunk" to me. Like Moe nailing Curly.

[Aries Walker]

I thought they were doing a dare or something at first. Their line readings sounded rehearsed.

. . . until, shovel.

[In58men]

Then all the reports came out saying she died from the shovel blow lol.

[Aries Walker]

It's a good thing she didn't stab with it.

[Titty Meat]

Could you imagine the comments on here if those girls were black?

[Sorter]

I was not impressed by their performance.

[ThaVirus]

Could you imagine the comments on here if those girls were black?

They'd be a lot different and this thread would almost certainly have been started by R8ers.

[A Salt Weapon]

Saw this on another board a few days ago and am still laughing over it. I love the part where the girl says stop hitting me in the face and the redhead says it's a fight that's what you're suppose to do.

That said since hearing the redhead is 18 I want to see her naked and spread open now.

[blaise]

It was two shots. The shovel and then she hit her head off the ground.

What a useless group of human beings.

[saphojunkie]

It was two shots. The shovel and then she hit her head off the ground.

What a useless group of human beings.

They probably read a sex scene and it ruined their perfect upbringing.

[blaise]

They probably read a sex scene and it ruined their perfect upbringing.

I doubt they've read anything.

[saphojunkie]

I doubt they've read anything.

:LOL: That one got me just right.

[ModSocks]

Video of teenage girl getting in the face with a goddamn shovel = CP doubled over laughing.

Teenage girl reads a paragraph in book about sex = CP is outraged.

This ****ing place, I tell you.

LMAO

[blaise]

Could you imagine the comments on here if those girls were black?

Yeah, people would have said the thread was only started because they were black.

[jd1020]

That was weird.

I thought this was a joke with how it was setup in the beginning with all the "You want time to fix your hair? Ok, sure!" and then after it started "You better stop hitting me in the face!"

And then it got real.

[dtrain]

I clicked on this link cause I needed a laugh today and was not disappointed! Thanks!

[Exoter175]

And then it got real.

No, "And then it got Shovel".LMAO

[lcarus]

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[hometeam]

Hearing the little snippets of the girl talking to Dr Drew, you can tell she's about as smart as a box of rocks.


Why didn't he ask her why she was fighting a 14 year old girl half her size?

This whole things reeks of idiocy~

[Rain Man]

That was weird.

I thought this was a joke with how it was setup in the beginning with all the "You want time to fix your hair? Ok, sure!" and then after it started "You better stop hitting me in the face!"

And then it got real.

The best line was the reply when the girl said something like, "That's the point. It's a fight!"

[LoneWolf]

The best part is after the redhead says "I think I broke my hand on your face" and T-Rex responds "I've got a hard head."

[Simply Red]

would plow.

[LoneWolf]

would shovel.

FYP

[mdchiefsfan]

That was weird.

I thought this was a joke with how it was setup in the beginning with all the "You want time to fix your hair? Ok, sure!" and then after it started "You better stop hitting me in the face!"

And then it got real.

It really was themost cordial fight, until the shovel was brought out. With the one girl's reflexes, protecting her from fists to her face, I am shocked it came to that. ROFL

[Simply Red]

would shovel

would plow

[hometeam]

would plow.

Bet some company steps up with an offer for her to do some 'acting'

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Yes to the pink one.

[Deberg_1990]

Bet some company steps up with an offer for her to do some 'acting'

Both of these girls end up on Teen Mom 27
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[Simply Red]

Bet some company steps up with an offer for her to do some 'acting'

it'd have to be an Autozone ad or something.

[notorious]

They'd be a lot different and this thread would almost certainly have been started by R8ers.

The fight would have been a LOT better, too.


Unless they hid razor blades in their hair......

[booger]

Both of these girls end up on Teen Mom 27
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Or springer or Maury...or straight to Craigslist

[booger]

Did anyone else clap out loud and chant Rudy Rudy Rudy!! For the short one?

[Coochie liquor]

Brutal!! Please tell me..... Not Florida??

[Strongside]

Don't meth with Kansas.

[A Salt Weapon]

It's a pretty good shovel throw, I mean that's not something that is practiced a whole lot I would imagine.

[Gadzooks]

It's probably another Jimmy Kimmel stunt.

[booger]

Ok she's 18... Yes to motorboating her butt then

[Sorter]

The redhead's skull did bounce off the concrete pretty well.



Ouch. Additionally, I'd like to add that was some abominable footwork, head movement, and lack of creative striking (exception being the shovel).

[Jakemall]

I dunno, maybe I'm sheltered, but I've never seen a knuckle wrist slap before.

[Aries Walker]

Ouch. Additionally, I'd like to add that was some abominable footwork, head movement, and lack of creative striking (exception being the shovel).
The redhead really didn't need to do much; she was given free openings the whole time, so all she did (all she had to do) were the same two moves over and over - punch to the face, and end each flurry with a kick to the belly. She also kept backing up to keep the distance where it was best for her. I get the feeling this wasn't her first. She shouldn't have turned her back to run, though.

The short girl was just hopeless. She put her hands up because she saw it on TV, but she had no idea how to punch, or even that she should punch - her go-to move was that sort of two-handed flailing grab that left her face wide open. The one semi-good shot she got in (not counting the shovel, of course) was just after she said 'you kicked me in the stomach AGAIN', when she went for broke and got one slap in that (maybe?) landed. Otherwise, she was a punching bag, but I'll give her this much - she took a lot of punishment to the face, considering she's quite a tiny person and only I think 14 years old, and kept coming.

That's right, it's 3:28 in the morning, and I'm doing semi-serious critiques of Internet girl fights. Hello, rock bottom!

[Easy 6]

That was the dumbest "fight" I've ever seen, "are you ready? I'll let you get ready".

Girl IS lucky she didn't kill the other one, though.

[LiveSteam]

This vid picks up where the other left off at around the 7 minute mark.
I cant hear, but I kicked that bitches ass
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[blaise]

That girl that got hit in the head with the shovel had 38,000 twitter followers last night from this video.

[KCUnited]

This vid picks up where the other left off at around the 7 minute mark.
I cant hear, but I kicked that bitches ass
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Seemed like a premature standup. Shorty had closed the distance and was improving her position.

[Graystoke]

Oh she got spaded!

[Nickel D]

Oh she got spaded!

That's racist!

[IowaChiefs83]

The girl in black didn't know how to fight so after getting continually owned she finally said fuck this shit I'm getting a shovel.

[blaise]

The little girl was doing ok when they were wrestling but the other girls pulled them apart.