Where the hell is everybody?

[htismaqe]

Is Chiefsplanet dying?

Are we the new Buzzfeed?

[DaKCMan AP]

Busy being Awesome.

[htismaqe]

You're not THAT awesome.

Learn to multitask like me.

[SAUTO]

its consuming itself

[shakesthecat]

This place is impolding

[htismaqe]

its consuming itself

http://media.giphy.com/media/r475kaTqzCN7a/giphy.gif

[htismaqe]

This place is impolding

I know. It's extremely flustrating.

[hometeam]

offseason.

[KC_Lee]

Quiet FA period + meh draft (opinions vary) + warming spring after a hard winter = Quiet CP :shrug:

[htismaqe]

offseason.

73UqDX_quk0&start=20

[WhawhaWhat]

Waiting patiently for the next movie scene round.

[Dayze]

busy in the Streaming Adult websites thread.

[DaKCMan AP]

You're not THAT awesome.


Nonsense!

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

This place is impolding

Shakes!!!!!

WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!

Dinny

[J Diddy]

I've been stroking it for 24 hours straight and I needed both hands (not at once, but 1 as a tag team partner).

[Simplicity]

Outside?

[shakesthecat]

Shakes!!!!!

WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!

Dinny


What up, mang?

[Katipan]

I've been stroking it for 24 hours straight and I needed both hands (not at once, but 1 as a tag team partner).

How do you tag in?

[shakesthecat]

I know. It's extremely flustrating.

Blite me!

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Is Chiefsplanet dying?

Are we the new Buzzfeed?

It appears that there are a handful of posters that are clearly the winners of CP.

Dinny

[htismaqe]

I've been stroking it for 24 hours straight and I needed both hands (not at once, but 1 as a tag team partner).

Time to tap out, Dick.

[Dave Lane]

How do you tag in?

Pinkie finger swear?

[htismaqe]

It appears that there are a handful of posters that are clearly the winners of CP.

Dinny

Namely DaKCMan AP.

[siberian khatru]

Chiefs Planet has lost its burst

[Katipan]

Pinkie finger swear?

LMAO Very classy.

[htismaqe]

Chiefs Planet has lost its burst

So you gonna do something about it or are you going to pick your very scary King Crimson nose?

[siberian khatru]

So you gonna do something about it or are you going to pick your very scary King Crimson nose?

It's a job that's too big for me. Maybe if FAX came back ...

[J Diddy]

How do you tag in?

It's a rather informal deal, tbh. I just switch on the upstroke.

[sd4chiefs]

Busy running away from fires.

[htismaqe]

Busy running away from fires.

In all seriousness, I hope you're doing ok.

[J Diddy]

Time to tap out, Dick.

My cardiologist said I can go for as long as I like

[Sully]

I'm negotiating a contract with Oprah for a reality show featuring the first non-athlete to be signed by a professional team.

Unfortunately, they just let me know that they signed billy butler for the same show.

[loochy]

I was pooping

[htismaqe]

I'm negotiating a contract with Oprah for a reality show featuring the first non-athlete to be signed by a professional team.

Unfortunately, they just let me know that they signed billy butler for the same show.

ROFL

[Dayze]

I've been stroking it for 24 hours straight and I needed both hands (not at once, but 1 as a tag team partner).
woops! Sorry!
http://tikiroom.com/img/11327x4c7ef005.jpg

[Direckshun]

I'm losing my lust for CP.

[O.city]

I'm losing my lust for CP.

What!?

Ps you still in the Springfield area?

[ptlyon]

I was pooping

^^^

[htismaqe]

I'm losing my lust for CP.

You have post-draft malaise. You'll be ready to start scouting 2015 prospects here in a couple of weeks...

[Direckshun]

What!?

Ps you still in the Springfield area?

Still am, always are.

[Direckshun]

You have post-draft malaise. You'll be ready to start scouting 2015 prospects here in a couple of weeks...

Possible.

[O.city]

Still am, always are.

We just moved to the area. Have to get together for some chief activities.

[SAUTO]

We just moved to the area. Have to get together for some chief activities.

you are in springfield now?

[htismaqe]

Sounds like Springfield, rather than Chiefsplanet, is the place to be!

[ChiTown]

I was pooping

Huh. I just placed a string of shit in the toilet that looked like a giant ballpark pretzel. Wasn't sure whether to flush or frame............no salt or mustard was hurt in the production of this turdretzel.

[Ebolapox]

Sounds like Springfield, rather than Chiefsplanet, is the place to be!

first time for everything I guess

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

Is Chiefsplanet dying?

Are we the new Buzzfeed?

It's not enthusiasm for the Planet... it's enthusiasm for the Chiefs that's dying.

[htismaqe]

It's not enthusiasm for the Planet... it's enthusiasm for the Chiefs that's dying.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

[ptlyon]

It's not enthusiasm for the Planet... it's enthusiasm for the Chiefs that's dying.

Sounds more like daily constitutional attrition

[Eleazar]

This place went to **** after Phobia left.

[htismaqe]

Sounds more like daily constitutional attrition

The Chiefs piss away draft picks and we shit away Chiefsplanet...

[htismaqe]

This place went to **** after Phobia left.

True.

[patteeu]

FAX invited the people he likes to chat with him at his new forum. Sorry if you weren't on the list.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to run.

[Eleazar]

FAX invited the people he likes to chat with him at his new forum. Sorry if you weren't on the list.

There were two lists Pattee Brown - one to invite, and one not to invite.

[htismaqe]

FAX invited the people he likes to chat with him at his new forum. Sorry if you weren't on the list.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to run.

ROFL

[O.city]

you are in springfield now?

Yeah. What of it

[J Diddy]

I'm negotiating a contract with Oprah for a reality show featuring the first non-athlete to be signed by a professional team.

Unfortunately, they just let me know that they signed billy butler for the same show.

I'm sure that there are a vast multitude of "players" who fit that bill long before Butler came along. I'm also sure it was most likely a KC sports team that picked him up.

[Sully]

I'm sure that there are a vast multitude of "players" who fit that bill long before Butler came along. I'm also sure it was most likely a KC sports team that picked him up.

Remember Tom Waddle?

[Iowanian]

Some left for the secret club board
Some are apathetic due to 2 decades of waterboarding by this team
Some tried to troll here and got their ass ripped out and were exposed as fake motorbike owners who bang chics and sex offenders who get boo'd out of basketball auditoriums.


This is the time of year when the planet needs a new villain to arrive for bonding, to feed the machine.

[Dayze]

Fuck all of you guys.

[Iowanian]

**** all of you guys.

You shut the hole under your nose!

If you don't you'll be un-pants'd and buried in the sand with your worm exposed and a hungry emu let loose upon you.

http://www.thederbykiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Jeremiah-Johnson-photo_625px.jpg

[J Diddy]

This place went to **** after Phobia left.

He ban himself for not getting along with himself?

[Dayze]

[QUOTE=Iowanian;10633142]You shut the hole under your nose!

If you don't you'll be un-pants'd and buried in the sand with your worm exposed and a hungry emu let loose upon you.
QUOTE]

I believe mine is called a 'Girthworm', thank you very much

[BeeHo]

don't worry. im here <3

[BWillie]

Probably on that shitty website reddit.

[Sully]

Probably on that shitty website reddit.


You shut your mouth.

[ptlyon]

This place goes to hell when the Planeteers go feed their faces

[Discuss Thrower]

Misusing the "prayer thread" tag


BAN HIS ASS

[htismaqe]

This is the time of year when the planet needs a new villain to arrive for bonding, to feed the machine.

Quick, do the 49ers have any QBs available?

[htismaqe]

Misusing the "prayer thread" tag


BAN HIS ASS

Dude, if ANYBODY needs prayers, it's Chiefsplanet.

[sd4chiefs]

In all seriousness, I hope you're doing ok.

I'm fine. I had no problems. Things are starting to return to normal here.

[Kaepernick]

We are in Bermuda. Come on down, the waters fine!

[SAUTO]

Yeah. What of it
Lmao, just wondering. You are a little over an hour south of me now.
Posted via Mobile Device

[O.city]

Lmao, just wondering. You are a little over an hour south of me now.
Posted via Mobile Device

Hit me up if you're ever down this way.

[J Diddy]

Lmao, just wondering. You are a little over an hour south of me now.
Posted via Mobile Device

I thought you were in KC

[go bo]

no, he's down by clinton i think...

[go bo]

or is that dirk?

[Sorter]

FAX invited the people he likes to chat with him at his new forum. Sorry if you weren't on the list.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to run.

http://i.imgur.com/9h8Ed.gif

[J Diddy]

or is that dirk?

Lol, I always thought Dirk lived in California or something.

You know who I miss?

Clint in Wichita. You always knew where he was.

[J Diddy]

http://i.imgur.com/9h8Ed.gif

It's not a very detailed pic so I don't know if she's old enough to masturbate to or not.

Please advise.

[Setsuna]

I thought you were in KC

He wouldn't be caught dead in KC.

[Sassy Squatch]

Its because this website is fucking boring now.

[Discuss Thrower]

It's not a very detailed pic so I don't know if she's old enough to masturbate to or not.

Please advise.

Her name is Caitie Wayne and she's like 24 currently.

[J Diddy]

Her name is Caitie Wayne and she's like 24 currently.

Just to make sure I wasn't going to be creepy I verified and you are wrong. She's 22.

[Discuss Thrower]

Just to make sure I wasn't going to be creepy I verified and you are wrong. She's 22.

17's legal in Missouri sooooooo

[J Diddy]

17's legal in Missouri sooooooo
LMAO

[Iconic]

Don't worry, I'll save CP. http://www.kanyetothe.com/forum/Smileys/default/vkN78.png

[J Diddy]

Don't worry, I'll save CP. http://www.kanyetothe.com/forum/Smileys/default/vkN78.png

Such a move would be iconic.

[rico]

Its because this website is ****ing boring now.

But...why has it become so boring.... seriously, what will it take to get this place bumpin' again... last year, that Hootie/Saul Good roasting thread was pretty fun...obviously brought in a lot of traffic and burst. The Frazod vs. Flop fight was very entertaining in that one, to say the least. I wonder what kind of thread can get things going like that again...

[FloridaMan88]

The Chiefs have been lifeless this offseason so what is there to talk about… another 6-10 season?

[Discuss Thrower]

Unban hootie

[Sassy Squatch]

Unban hootie
Good start

[milkman]

I'm pretty sure the dumbassery around here got so massive that it created a black hole that posters have been sucked into, and which will eventually pull us all in.

[Discuss Thrower]

I'm pretty sure the dumbassery around here got so massive that it created a black hole that posters have been sucked into, and which will eventually pull us all in.

Weeeeeeeeeell loooookie here, Mister Ol' Hoigh and Moighty actin' all unimpessed and shit.

[listopencil]

Some tried to troll here and got their ass ripped out and were exposed as fake motorbike owners who bang chics and sex offenders who get boo'd out of basketball auditoriums.




I remember that. Good times.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

You all suck.

[htismaqe]

How long can we keep this garbage going?

Where's Iowanian?

[KcMizzou]

Unban hootieI read this as "Urban Hootie"

That'd be interesting.

[lewdog]

I'm right here.

Where the fuck are you?

[htismaqe]

I read this as "Urban Hootie"

That'd be interesting.

ROFL

I read it that way too.

[Bowser]

http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/3d/3dring.gif

[htismaqe]

I'm right here.

Where the fuck are you?

Goddammit Lew! How many times do I have to ask you?

What the fuck is wrong with you man?

[htismaqe]

http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/110874/hand-rainbow-rotating-animated.gif

[lewdog]

Goddammit Lew! How many times do I have to ask you?

What the **** is wrong with you man?

I'm sorry. I'm just a stupid Royals fan.

[htismaqe]

I'm sorry. I'm just a stupid Royals fan.

It's ok man. Have a hot dog. It's on Dayton Moore.

He told me to tell you that he knows how you feel. He throws kittens after Billy Butler bats, too.

[Bowser]

I just got a picture in my mind's eye of Dayton Moore chucking little kittens at Billy Butler's used bats.

Heh. heheh.

[KcMizzou]

"htismaqe is having a NIGHT! I wonder if he was named after a dog. I know I was."

/Rex Hudler

[htismaqe]

http://www.ohmagif.com/gif/0811/kid-hit-by-baseball-bat.gif

[htismaqe]

"htismaqe is having a NIGHT! I wonder if he was named after a dog. I know I was."

/Rex Hudler

ROFL

[Shogun]

I am nowhere. No big deal.

[KcMizzou]

The moon is a beautiful planet.

[htismaqe]

I am nowhere. No big deal.

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.607998594228422558&pid=15.1

[htismaqe]

The moon is a beautiful planet.

As is the Sun.

And Mike Tyson.

[Bowser]

The moon is a beautiful planet.

Especially with their underwater typhoons. Truly a sight to behold.

[Bowser]

Badgirl and Rex Hudler, sittin' in a tree....

[htismaqe]

I bought a bag of Chili Lemon Peanuts at Dollar Tree.

Anybody ever try them? They're pretty awesome.

http://media.shopwell.com/gladson/00690166341552_full.jpg

[KcMizzou]

Badgirl and Rex Hudler, sittin' in a tree....I'm pretty sure htismaqe is fucked up. (which is great!)

[Bowser]

I'm pretty sure htismaqe is fucked up. (which is great!)

I'm counting on it....

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.mandatory.com/media/2013/05/warp-dog.gif

[htismaqe]

I'm pretty sure htismaqe is fucked up. (which is great!)

If by "fucked up" you mean "mental" then yes, you would be correct.

However, I'm quite sober.

Have you ever tried the Chili Lemon Peanuts from Dollar Tree?

[KcMizzou]

If by "fucked up" you mean "mental" then yes, you would be correct.

However, I'm quite sober.

Have you ever tried the Chili Lemon Peanuts from Dollar Tree?No, but if they can give me as much fun as you're having... I'll find 'em.

[KcMizzou]

Unfortunately, I'm very boring while sober.

[Bowser]

Have you ever tried the Chili Lemon Peanuts from Dollar Tree?

Honestly, those sound terrible. Kind of like a part of a list of things that shouldn't go together, like grapefruit and gravy.

[htismaqe]

Honestly, those sound terrible. Kind of like a part of a list of things that shouldn't go together, like grapefruit and gravy.

Spice and citrus goes with anything savory, my friend.

They're hot and a little sour. Kind of like a peanut butter margarita.

[htismaqe]

Unfortunately, I'm very boring while sober.

Don't sell yourself short, brother. Sometimes the cure to boredom is spontaneity.

Just put yourself out there and see what happens.

If you get arrested though, it wasn't my idea.

[AustinChief]

I bought a bag of Chili Lemon Peanuts at Dollar Tree.

Anybody ever try them? They're pretty awesome.

http://media.shopwell.com/gladson/00690166341552_full.jpg

I tried to make some myself. Did NOT turn out well. I also tried to make my own sriracha honey roasted peanuts. Also a disaster. It's weird because most of my crazy cooking ideas come out fine.

Lesson learned.

I am useless when working with nuts.

[KcMizzou]

Don't sell yourself short, brother. Sometimes the cure to boredom is spontaneity.

Just put yourself out there and see what happens.

If you get arrested though, it wasn't my idea.That's good advice.

If I do get arrested, though... I'm pretty sure, "Htismaqe told me to do it!" would not get you in trouble.

Shit, I can't even pronounce that sober.

[Simply Red]

I'm thinking about Robo-Tripping & porn.

[htismaqe]

I tried to make some myself. Did NOT turn out well. I also tried to make my own sriracha honey roasted peanuts. Also a disaster. It's weird because most of my crazy cooking ideas come out fine.

Lesson learned.

I am useless when working with nuts.

Maybe you could get some advice from Michael Sam?

[htismaqe]

I'm thinking about Robo-Tripping & porn.

FUCK YES.

Sounds awesome.

[Simply Red]

Pretty much have to work all weekend - so you all will be without my expert football takes, I have bignastykcnut filling in and fielding questions for me - so you all should be fine.

[htismaqe]

Pretty much have to work all weekend - so you all will be without my expert football takes, I have bignastykcnut filling in and fielding questions for me - so you all should be fine.

Was crazycoffey busy or something? Why kcnut?

[Simply Red]

Was crazycoffey busy or something? Why kcnut?

Is the planet really dying? because it has felt that way to me for about 4 or 5 mos.

The draft wasn't the flash it has been in the past. But yeah - I think overall everyone is out and about as much as possible.

[htismaqe]

Is the planet really dying?

http://stephenleahy.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/aninconvenienttruth.jpg

[AustinChief]

Is the planet really dying? because it has felt that way to me for about 4 or 5 mos.

The draft wasn't the flash it has been in the past. But yeah - I think overall everyone is out and about as much as possible.


Traffic since January is down a bit actually but not WAY down or anything. May and June are pretty dead months anyway so we'll have to wait and see if it picks back up in July and August or not.

[htismaqe]

Traffic since January is down a bit actually but not WAY down or anything. May and June are pretty dead months anyway so we'll have to wait and see if it picks back up in July and August or not.

Mini camps! OTAs!

[htismaqe]

Holy shit!

Kyle, what are you doing here?

[htismaqe]

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/59854_o.gif#we%27re%20not%20worthy%20gif

[Bugeater]

Honestly, those sound terrible. Kind of like a part of a list of things that shouldn't go together, like grapefruit and gravy.http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.13353928.7215/sticker,375x360.u2.png

[Simply Red]

Traffic since January is down a bit actually but not WAY down or anything. May and June are pretty dead months anyway so we'll have to wait and see if it picks back up in July and August or not.

I find it wave's through me - there are periods of time this place is on fire with hilarious reads. Some of the critical players lost have tarnished it - I think Skip brought a balance.

I can't believe how long we've all pretty much e-known each other. It's so weird - I remember early on, around 2006 I was pretty much wasted every time I posted.

CP is so rad - so weird... what ever happened to that Good Day Sir! poster - that guy was a funny one. He's been archived out of the user index.

[htismaqe]

Come on Chiefsplanet, stay with me!

http://ppt.wz51z.com/PMP2/People.To.School/animations/people_i_to_l/lifeguard/lifeguard_giving_cpr_hb.gif

[Simply Red]

All I can say is - if you buy those Organic Paul Newman boxed raisins - don't expect some manicured, luscious, plump raisin. Don't be excited because the raisins honestly taste like they've been RIP with him since 2008.

[AustinChief]

Holy shit!

Kyle, what are you doing here?

Staying in on a Friday to work on a bunch of code. Getting boring in my old age!

In my defense, the code is at least related to bars and one of the clients that is already lined up owns a strip club!

<object width="560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="//www.youtube.com/v/pBWcRqPesws?hl=en_US&amp;version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="//www.youtube.com/v/pBWcRqPesws?hl=en_US&amp;version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

[htismaqe]

I wish I knew how to write code. Networks are getting really boring.

I want to go make smartphone apps or something.

[htismaqe]

All I can say is - if you buy those Organic Paul Newman boxed raisins - don't expect some manicured, luscious, plump raisin. Don't be excited because the raisins honestly taste like they've been RIP with him since 2008.

Raisins are gross.

[htismaqe]

Speaking of networking, has anybody tried out the latest and greatest AC1900 wireless gear yet?

I just sent my Netgear R7000 back. I'm testing a Linksys EA6900 right now and my Asus AC68W will be here on Tuesday.

[Simply Red]

Raisins are gross.

I like them - most will agree with you though.

[htismaqe]

I like them - most will agree with you though.

I prefer a nice plump fig.

Or pineapple.

[Simply Red]

I prefer a nice plump fig.

Or pineapple.

pineapple is my favorite fruit.

[htismaqe]

pineapple is my favorite fruit.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/ace_ventura.gif

[Sassy Squatch]

And this is why its dying. Fucking pineapples.

[lcarus]

I was actually dead. I'm good now though.

[OldSchool]

Still a ways to go until rookie training camp starts or any other football activity starts. Not much to talk about with the draft over and the team not doing anything big.

[bevischief]

I was actually dead. I'm good now though.

Me and the pc are better now after the fact..

[007]

I don't know, where are you?

[kcxiv]

not a whole lot going on right now. a draft no one is really excited about. Its just bit down period right now. I mostly just check on the tv and video game threads these days.

[htismaqe]

I don't know, where are you?

I went to bed. I can't be solely responsible for saving the planet. I'm not that guy...

[Eleazar]

I'm here. I was just asleep for several hours. I do it during the night sometimes.

[Simply Red]

And this is why its dying. ****ing pineapples.

I bet if I created a Pineapple thread it'd get 100+ hits - CP loves their food topics, like no other site.

All of the Camarrowheads love to eat and will type away in practically ANY food thread. I would bet the farm I could start a thread about some obscure food item, such as maybe; water chestnuts or bean-sprouts and it'd get over 100 hits, if you do something that's real unhealthy such as best place for biscuits and gravy - that'll dock 200 posts, possibly 300.

[AussieChiefsFan]

Yea. Much busyness.

[KCUnited]

http://s18.postimg.org/6v7pja6it/Dio.jpg (http://postimg.org/image/6v7pja6it/)

[J Diddy]

I bet if I created a Pineapple thread it'd get 100+ hits - CP loves their food topics, like no other site.

All of the Camarrowheads love to eat and will type away in practically ANY food thread. I would bet the farm I could start a thread about some obscure food item, such as maybe; water chestnuts or bean-sprouts and it'd get over 100 hits, if you do something that's real unhealthy such as best place for biscuits and gravy - that'll dock 200 posts, possibly 300.

The best use for a pineapple ever:

<object width="420" height="315"><param name="movie" value="//www.youtube.com/v/ug5IHeEUVDA?hl=en_US&amp;version=3&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="//www.youtube.com/v/ug5IHeEUVDA?hl=en_US&amp;version=3&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

[htismaqe]

I bet if I created a Pineapple thread it'd get 100+ hits - CP loves their food topics, like no other site.

All of the Camarrowheads love to eat and will type away in practically ANY food thread. I would bet the farm I could start a thread about some obscure food item, such as maybe; water chestnuts or bean-sprouts and it'd get over 100 hits, if you do something that's real unhealthy such as best place for biscuits and gravy - that'll dock 200 posts, possibly 300.

ROFL

[htismaqe]

I see how it is. I got to replace a kitchen outlet and you guys let my thread die...

http://www.abc.net.au/news/linkableblob/5057546/data/indiana-jones-whip-gif-data.gif

[milkman]

The real reason this place is dying?

Mega threads.

[htismaqe]

The real reason this place is dying?

Mega threads.

Stop it old man. Stop it right now.

You can't stop the future.

[milkman]

Stop it old man. Stop it right now.

You can't stop the future.

But I can sure as hell bitch about it.

[patteeu]

The real reason this place is dying?

Mega threads.

:toast:

[dirk digler]

Frazod stole everyone

[TLO]

Here I am

[J Diddy]

Here I am

Are you the one that I love? If so I want a refund. :)

[Fire Me Boy!]

I bet if I created a Pineapple thread it'd get 100+ hits - CP loves their food topics, like no other site.



All of the Camarrowheads love to eat and will type away in practically ANY food thread. I would bet the farm I could start a thread about some obscure food item, such as maybe; water chestnuts or bean-sprouts and it'd get over 100 hits, if you do something that's real unhealthy such as best place for biscuits and gravy - that'll dock 200 posts, possibly 300.


Oh, SR. You cut me deep, bro.

[Setsuna]

Staying in on a Friday to work on a bunch of code. Getting boring in my old age!

In my defense, the code is at least related to bars and one of the clients that is already lined up owns a strip club!

<object width="560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="//www.youtube.com/v/pBWcRqPesws?hl=en_US&amp;version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="//www.youtube.com/v/pBWcRqPesws?hl=en_US&amp;version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

I need you to point me to android programming software or tell me how you made that goingout app or whatever it was.

[AustinChief]

I need you to point me to android programming software or tell me how you made that goingout app or whatever it was.

I program using the native Android and iOS SDKs (get them from Google and Apple respectively). Depending on what you want to do you can make simple apps using any number of "app makers" but they won't have much functionality. Or you can look into a number of third party platforms. It all really depends on what you need the app to do. You can't go wrong using the native SDKs but you have to know Java or Objective C to really get anywhere.

[Reerun_KC]

This place has been over run with cancer. It's hard to come here and discuss football anymore. Way too much menstruation and moody posters that wouldn't know what a football was if it hit them in the face.

Chiefsplanet died a few years ago. Now it's menstrualplanet

[htismaqe]

Here I am

It's about time.

Get your ass to work.

[htismaqe]

This place has been over run with cancer. It's hard to come here and discuss football anymore. Way too much menstruation and moody posters that wouldn't know what a football was if it hit them in the face.

Chiefsplanet died a few years ago. Now it's menstrualplanet

http://a.gifb.in/122013/1389122600_miami_dolphins_holder_football_to_the_face.gif

[htismaqe]

OK, you guys are just fucking sick. This was on the 2nd page. Do you want Chiefsplanet to die?

[KcMizzou]

OK, you guys are just fucking sick. This was on the 2nd page. Do you want Chiefsplanet to die?Bitch, don't kill my vibe.

[htismaqe]

Bitch, don't kill my vibe.

What? That hurts man. I'm strictly a vibe enhancer.

By the way, have you ever tried these?

http://pics2.ds-static.com/prodimg/303730/300.JPG

[Pasta Little Brioni]

This place has been over run with cancer. It's hard to come here and discuss football anymore. Way too much menstruation and moody posters that wouldn't know what a football was if it hit them in the face.

Chiefsplanet died a few years ago. Now it's menstrualplanet

Says a poster with a cartoon clown bird av

[htismaqe]

Says a poster with a cartoon clown bird av

http://archive.inside.iastate.edu/2004/1008/img/bignewcy.jpg

[JoeyChuckles]

Not a regular by any means, but I went a few months without even visiting here after the playoff loss. I watched that game with no computer nearby. As soon as it was over, I knew I wouldn't be coming back here for a bit and needed a break. I knew how negative this place would probably be. I am just now starting to come back regularly, but nothing near the level I was at prior to that game.

[Cmd'r&Chief]

Trying to understand what the prayer request is for...Do you want us to pray that there be more posts on a forum?

[Reerun_KC]

Says a poster with a cartoon clown bird av

Says the guy that has bought his entire family 96 Sam's jerseys.

I take my cartoon Bird and go home.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

sorry, I was in Mexico.

[KcMizzou]

Says the guy that has bought his entire family 96 Sam's jerseys.

I take my cartoon Bird and go home.Lame.

You lose.

[Reerun_KC]

Lame.

You lose.

Lose what?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Says the guy that has bought his entire family 96 Sam's jerseys.

I take my cartoon Bird and go home.

You are confusing me with Prison Bitch

[Rams Fan]

Says the guy that has bought his entire family 96 Sam's jerseys.

I take my cartoon Bird and go home.


You got a problem with a Sam jersey?

[htismaqe]

Not a regular by any means, but I went a few months without even visiting here after the playoff loss. I watched that game with no computer nearby. As soon as it was over, I knew I wouldn't be coming back here for a bit and needed a break. I knew how negative this place would probably be. I am just now starting to come back regularly, but nothing near the level I was at prior to that game.

Football sucks dude. Forget about it.

Let's talk about ham.

[htismaqe]

Trying to understand what the prayer request is for...Do you want us to pray that there be more posts on a forum?

Um yes, wasn't it obvious?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Shit it's almost time for the annual top 101 posters thread. I think this year should be presented by Simply Red.

[htismaqe]

GET THAT MICHAEL SAM BULLSHIT OUT OF MY THREAD. GOOD VIBES. GOOD VIBES.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/21486563_l.gif

[htismaqe]

And I'm gonna be...

HHHHHIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHH-EEEEE

As a kite by then.

[Reerun_KC]

You got a problem with a Sam jersey?

And if I do, you aren't going to anything about it.

[Reerun_KC]

You are confusing me with Prison Bitch

Dang. That one kinda just flopped then.

[htismaqe]

Dang. That one kinda just flopped then.

ROFL

[htismaqe]

Are we done talking about Michael Sam now?

Let's talk about something else.

[KcMizzou]

Are we done talking about Michael Sam now?

Let's talk about something else.Let's talk about Godzilla.

Godzilla is fucking awesome.

[KcMizzou]

It's not the Godzilla from my childhood.... it's BETTER.

[htismaqe]

Let's talk about Godzilla.

Godzilla is fucking awesome.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/752790/godzilla-s-dance-o.gif

[KcMizzou]

Seriously, though.. they did Godzilla right. Finally.

I got the same sense of awe and wonder as I did as a kid. It was great.

[htismaqe]

Seriously, though.. they did Godzilla right. Finally.

I got the same sense of awe and wonder as I did as a kid. It was great.

I'm gonna go see it then.

Pick up some Braunschweiger on the way.

You think they'll let me eat Braunschweiger in the theatre?

[KcMizzou]

I'm gonna go see it then.

Pick up some Braunschweiger on the way.

You think they'll let me eat Braunschweiger in the theatre?You might attract a gang of cats. (use to have a cat that'd go nuts for that shit.) Either way, make sure to bring yellow mustard and ritz crackers too.

[htismaqe]

You might attract a gang of cats. (use to have a cat that'd go nuts for that shit.) Either way, make sure to bring yellow mustard and ritz crackers too.

Oh yes. Delicious.

Have you ever worn lederhosen?

[htismaqe]

My wife just got home and she gave me a giant Kit Kat bar.

I think she's been reading my thoughts. Should I be concerned?

[KcMizzou]

Oh yes. Delicious.

Have you ever worn lederhosen?No.

Not yet.

[keg in kc]

My wife just got home and she gave me a giant Kit Kat bar.

I think she's been reading my thoughts. Should I be concerned?No way. Maybe tomorrow night she comes home with Swedish twins.

[KcMizzou]

Apparently you've discovered my last name and German ancestry. To what end?

[KcMizzou]

My wife just got home and she gave me a giant Kit Kat bar.

I think she's been reading my thoughts. Should I be concerned?I think she should be concerned.

[htismaqe]

No way. Maybe tomorrow night she comes home with Swedish twins.

You're right. Holy shit. I need to find more ways to exploit this newfound power...

[milkman]

My wife just got home and she gave me a giant Kit Kat bar.

I think she's been reading my thoughts. Should I be concerned?

Light reading.

[htismaqe]

Apparently you've discovered my last name and German ancestry. To what end?

Let's do Oktoberfest in Stuttgart this fall. You got the cash for a trans-Atlantic flight?

[htismaqe]

Light reading.

Dude. Stop.

http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/110874/hand-rainbow-rotating-animated.gif

[TimBone]

Looks like I'm gonna have to save the planet.

[htismaqe]

Looks like I'm gonna have to save the planet.

Finally!!!

Who else is with me?

http://media.giphy.com/media/qMdjlrxPqKzAI/giphy.gif

[KcMizzou]

I have to admit, I have no idea WTF is going on in this thread... but it's riveting.

[KcMizzou]

Let's do Oktoberfest in Stuttgart this fall. You got the cash for a trans-Atlantic flight?No, but I can pay for plenty of beer and brats.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Let's get high, drunk as fack, and eat chicken fingers....the good kind 8 bucks.

[KcMizzou]

Let's get high, drunk as fack, and eat chicken fingers....the good kind 8 bucks.Trailer Park Boys

[htismaqe]

No, but I can pay for plenty of beer and brats.

Where at?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Trailer Park Boys

Shit winds are blowing boy

[htismaqe]

I have to admit, I have no idea WTF is going on in this thread... but it's riveting.

:D

[htismaqe]

Shit winds are blowing boy

Every kitty I ever met loves these things.

[KcMizzou]

Still though, how'd you know about the german thing.

[htismaqe]

Still though, how'd you know about the german thing.

http://medias.omgif.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Its-magic....gif

[KcMizzou]

http://medias.omgif.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Its-magic....gifMagic, eh?

Well, in any case.. you're entertaining. You're giving me a reason to stay up way too late and have another beer.

However, you are not the htismaqe I remember.

[J Diddy]

The good news is that I'm back. The bad news is that I'm back.

[KcMizzou]

The good news is that I'm back. The bad news is that I'm back.LMAO That's about right.

[hometeam]

http://giant.gfycat.com/SilverEarnestHatchetfish.gif

[KcMizzou]

The "htismaqe" remember was a nuts and bolts, straight up football guy. (to a fault)

This "htismaqe" is different. More of a silly, fun loving goofy bastard. (who still knows his shit.)

That's an upgrade, IMO.

[KcMizzou]

*Crickets* now?

WTF?

[milkman]

The "htismaqe" remember was a nuts and bolts, straight up football guy. (to a fault)

This "htismaqe" is different. More of a silly, fun loving goofy bastard. (who still knows his shit.)

That's an upgrade, IMO.

Dumbassery is contagious.

[htismaqe]

Magic, eh?

Well, in any case.. you're entertaining. You're giving me a reason to stay up way too late and have another beer.

However, you are not the htismaqe I remember.

Oh, I've had my moments.

I just trying to be more consistently inconsistent.

[Bugeater]

*Crickets* now?

WTF?
Think your mancrush on Parker weirded everyone out.

[htismaqe]

*Crickets* now?

WTF?

Sorry, was getting some chicken salad and a beer.

[htismaqe]

Dumbassery is contagious.

I think it's time for you to go to bed, grumpy.

[Bowser]

Dumbassery is contagious.

http://www.jonathanrosenbaum.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/starshiptroopers-recruiting-ad.jpg

[KcMizzou]

Oh, I've had my moments.

I just trying to be more consistently inconsistent.Well, that makes sense.

[KcMizzou]

Think your mancrush on Parker weirded everyone out.Who is Parker?

[Bugeater]

Who is Parker?
That's how I'm going to refer to him until he either

A. Gets a username that makes sense

-or-

B. Tells us what in the holy fuck the one he has means

[htismaqe]

Who is Parker?

Me.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

You.

[htismaqe]

That's how I'm going to refer to him until he either

A. Gets a username that makes sense

-or-

B. Tells us what in the holy fuck the one he has means

All my friends call me Parker. It's cool if you want to too.

[htismaqe]

You.

Are you liking this thread and much as you like yourself?

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Are you liking this thread and much as you like yourself?

I hate everyone in this thread. :looks in mirror:

[KcMizzou]

Ah, so "Parker" is "htismaqe"?

It's not like I wanna bang the dude... it's just a very serious change of direction from what I've seen him post for years.

[KcMizzou]

I like it! You can be a goofy silly bastard, and know your football too.

[J Diddy]

The "htismaqe" remember was a nuts and bolts, straight up football guy. (to a fault)

This "htismaqe" is different. More of a silly, fun loving goofy bastard. (who still knows his shit.)

That's an upgrade, IMO.

Thanks to the advancements in medical technology made over the last 10 years, he was finally able to get the anal stick removal procedure that he was so in desperate need of a decade ago.

Now he's ass stick free and a happy laddy.

[KcMizzou]

Think your mancrush on Parker weirded everyone out.The only mancrush I'll admit to is Dave Grohl.

And I still wouldn't bone him. Love to buy that dude a beer, though.