Guess what I just bought ?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I bought a" lot" of 25 American flags for $81.75 and 7.97 shipping.

Did I get screwed ?

What should I do with them ?

[In58men]

Give them to Obama and let him know this is the country he's suppose to fix.

[TLO]

Why?

[RippedmyFlesh]

Sell them for $8 a piece and double your money?

[TLO]

You should install 25 flag poles for your 25 flags.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Why?

Because it was a good deal and I only have 4 anyway.

[TLO]

Well then you clearly need to take a look at my second post of this thread. I think it'd be pretty damn sweet.

[TLO]

Step 1 : Build up your collection until you reach 50.
Step 2 : Install 50 flag poles.
Step 3: ??????
Step 4: Profit

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I could go around the neighborhood and give them to people that have flag poles. The wind blows like hell here in the panhandle and flags get worn out. I don't care to make any money from them just promoting patriotism is always a good thing.

[Demonpenz]

You could stick them up your candy ass.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Here's a link if anybody else has the urge.

http://www2.pulsetv.com/Lot-of-25-American-Flags-3-x-5-Standard-Size/productinfo/1184WP/

[RippedmyFlesh]

I could go around the neighborhood and give them to people that have flag poles. The wind blows like hell here in the panhandle and flags get worn out. I don't care to make any money from them just promoting patriotism is always a good thing.

I knew that was just being a wise ass.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

You could stick them up your candy ass.

Now why would I want to do that ? I don't care for anything to be up in there . I even clinch real hard when I wipe just in case a finger pops thru.

[Dunerdr]

Where in the panhandle are you located hog farmer?

[MMXcalibur]

Bonfire?

[Rain Man]

Greatest prank ever: plant them on the moon and freak out NASA.

[Rasputin]

We didn't even get a chance to guess wtf?!? That's disappoint.

I think people should make guesses what what they think you would have bought.



Your giving up hog farming and bought a zebra farm?

[J Diddy]

Step 1 : Build up your collection until you reach 50.
Step 2 : Install 50 flag poles.
Step 3: ??????
Step 4: Profit

The only problem I see is that there appears to be a unknown step between installing 50 flag poles and the profit.

I'm fairly certain for this plan to work we need to figure out step 3.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Greatest prank ever: plant them on the moon and freak out NASA.

But I only bought flags . I didn't buy a spaceship.

It is a great idea though.

[Cannibal]

You could stick them up your candy ass.

LMAO

[Rain Man]

But I only bought flags . I didn't buy a spaceship.

It is a great idea though.

You need 26 things and you have 25. Don't stop now.

[BullJunkandIron]

In October I go to Afghanistan for another tour. I could fly them over our base or in a helicopter and send them back to you with certificates.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

You need 26 things and you have 25. Don't stop now.

I bought these at a bargain price. I WILL NOT buy a spaceship on the cheap !

Or at full value.

[Deberg_1990]

'Merica god damnit!
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[Hog's Gone Fishin]

In October I go to Afghanistan for another tour. I could fly them over our base or in a helicopter and send them back to you with certificates.

Ohhhhh. Nice. My brother found a flag in a dumpster here in Texas , pulled it out and now it has seen Afghanistan and Iraq. I'd be happy to send a couple with you.

[Rasputin]

Are the flags made in China?

[TribalElder]

Made in China

[TribalElder]

Are the flags made in China?

Damn I was sooo close LMAO

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Are the flags made in China?

I don't know , but most likely ...................:(

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I don't know , but most likely ...................:(

But we can kick China's ass !!!!

[Rasputin]

Made in China

Damn I was sooo close LMAO



Cuz everything is made in China

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[BryanBusby]

You could always start up your own pornography studio and cash in on the mass that is dying for patriotic porn.

[CoMoChief]

I could go around the neighborhood and give them to people that have flag poles. The wind blows like hell here in the panhandle and flags get worn out. I don't care to make any money from them just promoting patriotism is always a good thing.

you terrorist.

expect the nsa to be monitoring this very thread.

[Rain Man]

I bought these at a bargain price. I WILL NOT buy a spaceship on the cheap !

Or at full value.


Shuttles are reusable and are on clearance. I bet you can pick one up cheap.

[beach tribe]

Here's a link if anybody else has the urge.

http://www2.pulsetv.com/Lot-of-25-American-Flags-3-x-5-Standard-Size/productinfo/1184WP/

Wild, man.

I've been looking for something like this all day trying to find some profitable eBay inventory.
Looks very promising right now.
I'm hoping the rest of the items prices are as apealing as
The few I've seen.
*don't go flooding the market, bitches*

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

In October I go to Afghanistan for another tour. I could fly them over our base or in a helicopter and send them back to you with certificates.

When they arrive I'll send you a PM .

[srvy]

DamnI thought you were gonna say a whore. :(

[Rasputin]

DamnI thought you were gonna say a whore. :(



Tells us to guess then just blurts out what he got not giving us a chance to guess. Whore would have been good guess imo.

[Bwana]

DamnI thought you were gonna say a whore. :(

Exactly what I was going to say along with an 8 ball and a bottle of Old Crow.

[Eleazar]

China is our bitch, that's why they are always working all hours of the night sewing our clothes.

[htismaqe]

Exactly what I was going to say along with an 8 ball and a bottle of Old Crow.

Now we're cooking with gas!

[Bwana]

Now we're cooking with gas!

Damn right, captain!

[Eleazar]

Hog farmer, you can make clothing out of them.

http://site.abcunderwear.com/googleimages/american-flag-bikini.jpg

[htismaqe]

Damn right, captain!

They know how to party in...

MONTANA!

[htismaqe]

Hog farmer, you can make clothing out of them.

http://site.abcunderwear.com/googleimages/american-flag-bikini.jpg

Don't look you guys.

It will make you turn gay.

[teedubya]

Please tell us that you wash your hands before handing these flags out.

[Eleazar]

Don't look you guys.

It will make you turn gay.

If you are afraid to look, it might be because you have the latent ghey. If you can look and be unaffected, then you have no ghey.

[htismaqe]

Please tell us that you wash your hands before handing these flags out.

ROFL

[htismaqe]

If you are afraid to look, it might be because you have the latent ghey. If you can look and be unaffected, then you have no ghey.

Oh, I looked.

[Eleazar]

Oh, I looked.

Did you look or did you look?

[htismaqe]

Did you look or did you look?

Look, I just looked.

[SAUTO]

Exactly what I was going to say along with an 8 ball and a bottle of Old Crow.

Why only an 8 Ball and one bottle?


Fucking lightweights...
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[Bwana]

Why only an 8 Ball and one bottle?


****ing lightweights...
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I was thinking why only one hooker but I get your point. :)

[SAUTO]

I was thinking why only one hooker but I get your point. :)

Yeah that too. Let's make memories.
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[htismaqe]

Why only an 8 Ball and one bottle?


Fucking lightweights...
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Appetizer, bro.

Appetizer.

[htismaqe]

Yeah that too. Let's make memories.
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"Remember that one night when we spent 4 hours in a Missoula jail cell with Bwana?"

[SAUTO]

"Remember that one night when we spent 4 hours in a Missoula jail cell with Bwana?"

If Im going to jail I better be fucking good.


But I'm down for the ride as long as you are driving.
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[htismaqe]

If Im going to jail I better be fucking good.


But I'm down for the ride as long as you are driving.
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I hate driving. I wanna ride in the back seat. Make Bwana drive, he knows the area.

[Bowser]

I bought a" lot" of 25 American flags for $81.75 and 7.97 shipping.

Did I get screwed ?

What should I do with them ?

Yeah you got fucked. I got my 25 flags for $75 and free shipping.

Now go make a video of you giving your hogs a jerk. Wrap the flags around the hogs to make them patriotic, and dub this music in for the video...

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[cosmo20002]

I bought a" lot" of 25 American flags for $81.75 and 7.97 shipping.

Did I get screwed ?

What should I do with them ?

I was way, way off. I guessed herpes ointment.

[J Diddy]

I was way, way off. I guessed herpes ointment.

I was thinking boar lube.

[BullJunkandIron]

I was thinking mule dick.

[ILChief]

Should have bought confederate flags, moved to Alabama, bought a 1980s Chevy truck with huge tires that was loud as hell and play Lynrd Skynrd 24/7

[J Diddy]

Should have bought confederate flags, moved to Alabama, bought a 1980s Chevy truck with huge tires that was loud as hell and play Lynrd Skynrd 24/7
and that would automatically qualify you for a great life when judged at the end.

[htismaqe]

and that would automatically qualify you for a great life when judged at the end.

Good, clean country living...

[Predarat]

Get a real big one, then put the 25 in a circle around it.

[bevischief]

Why?

This and were you high?

[Simply Red]

link of said purchase?

[htismaqe]

This and were you high?

Yes.

[SAUTO]

I hate driving. I wanna ride in the back seat. Make Bwana drive, he knows the area.

how we gonna get there then?

[htismaqe]

how we gonna get there then?

Fuck.

I'm guessing having Bwana pick us up is out of the question?

I guess I'll have to stock up on sunflower seeds then...

[Simply Red]

It's going to be soooo weird being correct about Donnie Avery next season.

I will be awarded the new found young NFL mind of CP - you all will lift me to arise much like the Ewoks w/ C3P0. I even expect the tribal tribute.

[htismaqe]

even expect the Tribal tribute.

You'll have to ask him and see if he's ok with that. Not my call.