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Mr_Tomahawk
05-18-2014, 07:11 AM
Since the draft is only 51 weeks away and this place is dying...I'm going to drop this right here...

The one who could cure me of my Brays.


http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/194/files/2013/03/5754746.jpg


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[Tech N9ne is the soundtrack in this...it's destiny]

htismaqe
05-18-2014, 07:12 AM
Perfect.

Thank you for your contribution.

ChiTown
05-18-2014, 07:12 AM
LMAO

Mr_Tomahawk
05-18-2014, 07:24 AM
Laugh all you want guys. But he will be the best QB to come out of the draft since Andy Luck.

Tyler Bray + Brain = Bryce Petty

milkman
05-18-2014, 07:35 AM
We aren't drafting a QB.
We haven't finished filling future holes.

Mr_Tomahawk
05-18-2014, 07:37 AM
MILF, don't crush my dreams 30 minutes into a thread.

QBs Drop.

jd1020
05-18-2014, 07:39 AM
We aren't drafting a QB.
We haven't finished filling future holes.

True.

We are getting pretty desperate for a replacement for Charles.

Who is the next big thing at RB?

TribalElder
05-18-2014, 08:41 AM
Can we trade Baylor 2 seconds for him?

cabletech94
05-18-2014, 09:31 AM
i love you tommy, BUUUUUUUUUUT


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=283761&page=2 post #30.

everythings' a Q nowadays, aint' it.......;)

notorious
05-18-2014, 09:34 AM
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3621235/baylorfalldown.gif

Mr_Tomahawk
05-18-2014, 09:39 AM
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3621235/baylorfalldown.gif

Everyone fucks up...

http://thekingssports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/desean-jackson.gif

OldSchool
05-18-2014, 10:52 AM
IIF Petty is anywhere as good as you think he is, he'll be gone within the first 5 picks next year. Unless we get some serious injuries to key players this season (Charles, Smith, Houston, Hali, Poe, Berry, etc) we're not going to be picking anywhere near the top 5 or even top 10.

ptlyon
05-18-2014, 10:57 AM
IIF Petty is anywhere as good as you think he is, he'll be gone within the first 5 picks next year. Unless we get some serious injuries to key players this season (Charles, Smith, Houston, Hali, Poe, Berry, etc) we're not going to be picking anywhere near the top 5 or even top 10.

Your name wouldn't be Debbie by chance, would it?

Mr_Tomahawk
05-18-2014, 10:59 AM
IIF Petty is anywhere as good as you think he is, he'll be gone within the first 5 picks next year. Unless we get some serious injuries to key players this season (Charles, Smith, Houston, Hali, Poe, Berry, etc) we're not going to be picking anywhere near the top 5 or even top 10.

Meh...

QBs slide once they make it past the top 5.

Pre-combine Teddy Bridgewater was a top 5 pick.

notorious
05-18-2014, 11:03 AM
Everyone ****s up...



When that play happened I laughed so hard it hurt.

The next play was a bad snap/fumble for a TD the other way.

Mr_Tomahawk
05-18-2014, 11:07 AM
When that play happened I laughed so hard it hurt.

The next play was a bad snap/fumble for a TD the other way.

Perfect.

Scouts will take those two plays into consideration and he will probably drop to us.

jd1020
05-18-2014, 11:14 AM
His deep ball looks pretty effortless.

Shame he'll never be wearing KC red, unless the 49ers draft him and then maybe in 12 years he will be.

Mr_Tomahawk
05-18-2014, 11:16 AM
On a wire! Try that Murray!

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1844015/813282619.gif

ptlyon
05-18-2014, 11:18 AM
So he goes ball deep?

Mr_Tomahawk
05-18-2014, 11:22 AM
http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/831240122.gif?1388633086

In58men
05-18-2014, 11:37 AM
Simply amazing. Let the countdown begin for our real QB. Love it Tomahawk.

In58men
05-18-2014, 11:50 AM
O-M-G


http://youtu.be/mzbvQFPoeUI


(Insert Daffy Duck masterbating gif)

In58men
05-18-2014, 12:01 PM
#READYFORPETTY@SOC

In58men
05-18-2014, 12:01 PM
This thread is better than the ass nothing but ass thread

notorious
05-18-2014, 12:30 PM
So he goes ball deep?


Yes.


/KSU

RealSNR
05-18-2014, 12:42 PM
This franchise isn't fooling me with shit again. I've accepted after last year that we're never drafting a franchise QB. Ever. It's simply never going to happen.

In58men
05-18-2014, 12:46 PM
This franchise isn't fooling me with shit again. I've accepted after last year that we're never drafting a franchise QB. Ever. It's simply never going to happen.

Sadly I have to agree. Building a franchise team starts with a hand-me-down QB from the bargain bin.

http://youtu.be/LyEFOycnN3o

NSFW

OldSchool
05-18-2014, 12:57 PM
Remind me again the list of recent QBs that CP has wanted to draft that we actually had a shot at getting?

Geno Smith?

Jimmy Clausen?

Mark Sanchez?

Yeeeeeaaaa . . .

Bryce Petty

RealSNR
05-18-2014, 12:58 PM
Besides, Jeff Allen and Rodney Hudson are going to be free agents. We need to draft a 1st round C and probably a 2nd round LG.

true fan gif

In58men
05-18-2014, 12:58 PM
Remind me again the list of recent QBs that CP has wanted to draft that we actually had a shot at getting?

Geno Smith?

Jimmy Clausen?

Mark Sanchez?

Yeeeeeaaaa . . .

Bryce Petty

Geno only played one season, are you already calling him a bust?

FlaChief58
05-18-2014, 12:58 PM
IIF Petty is anywhere as good as you think he is, he'll be gone within the first 5 picks next year. Unless we get some serious injuries to key players this season (Charles, Smith, Houston, Hali, Poe, Berry, etc) we're not going to be picking anywhere near the top 5 or even top 10.

have you seen our schedule?

jd1020
05-18-2014, 12:59 PM
Remind me again the list of recent QBs that CP has wanted to draft that we actually had a shot at getting?

Geno Smith?

Jimmy Clausen?

Mark Sanchez?

Yeeeeeaaaa . . .

Bryce Petty

Remind me again the list of recent retread QBs that the Chiefs traded for and what they accomplished.

In58men
05-18-2014, 01:00 PM
Remind me again the list of recent retread QBs that the Chiefs traded for and what they accomplished.

wait.......yes......yes.....YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!


Spot on bro spot on. We need more people like you.

RealSNR
05-18-2014, 01:03 PM
Remind me again the list of recent QBs that CP has wanted to draft that we actually had a shot at getting?

Geno Smith?

Jimmy Clausen?

Mark Sanchez?

Yeeeeeaaaa . . .

Bryce Petty

Geno Smith would have done well with Reid. There's no reason why we couldn't have gotten a Doug Peterson for 2013 and started Smith in his 2nd year like Reid did with McNabb.

I don't want to turn this into a Geno Smith thread, so let's just agree that you can't write the book on Smith yet.

jd1020
05-18-2014, 01:05 PM
Geno Smith would have done well with Reid. There's no reason why we couldn't have gotten a Doug Peterson for 2013 and started Smith in his 2nd year like Reid did with McNabb.

I don't want to turn this into a Geno Smith thread, so let's just agree that you can't write the book on Smith yet.

And Sanchez has infinitely more playoff wins under his belt than the Chiefs in the last 21 years.

KChiefs1
05-18-2014, 02:09 PM
MILF, don't crush my dreams 30 minutes into a thread.

QBs Drop.

Petty is not falling to 32 especially if he is the next Andrew Luck.

SAUTO
05-18-2014, 02:31 PM
Petty is not falling to 32 especially if he is the next Andrew Luck.

We already traded for San Francisco's backup. Why would we trade down to 32 with them for?
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SAUTO
05-18-2014, 02:32 PM
Who's Seattle's back up?
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FlaChief58
05-18-2014, 02:54 PM
Who's Seattle's back up?
Posted via Mobile Device

Our QBOTF :shrug:

notorious
05-18-2014, 02:56 PM
I just checked this thread and found out Petty is the next Luck.


If so, Denver or New England will lose out and pick him at 1 next year.

keg in kc
05-18-2014, 02:58 PM
Sounds like a NECKCAR driver's name. Do not want.

MIAdragon
05-18-2014, 03:00 PM
This thread is better than the ass nothing but ass thread

Shut your whore mouth

Mr_Tomahawk
05-18-2014, 03:12 PM
I just checked this thread and found out Petty is the next Luck.


If so, Denver or New England will lose out and pick him at 1 next year.

I wasn't the one who said he is Luck.

I said he's the best QB since....

Mr_Tomahawk
08-31-2014, 07:13 PM
With 4 minutes left till half....

B. Petty (BAY) - 125 YDS, 2 TD

@TJCarpenterWHB: Baylor is that super conservative cousin that if you get really drunk starts saying extremely inappropriate vulgar things. Baylor is drunk.

OldSchool
08-31-2014, 07:46 PM
So much for Petty. LMAO

tecumseh
08-31-2014, 08:20 PM
I thought everyone was stoned over the QB from Oregon?

Mr_Tomahawk
08-31-2014, 08:26 PM
I thought everyone was stoned over the QB from Oregon?

Yuck.

tecumseh
08-31-2014, 08:28 PM
Well he leads the poll.

John Dope
08-31-2014, 10:14 PM
So much for Petty. LMAO

LMAO

Mr_Tomahawk
08-31-2014, 10:50 PM
Bruised back...he's fine. They sat him the 2nd half for precautionary reasons.

In58men
08-31-2014, 10:54 PM
@CFBONFOX: #10 @BUFootball defeats @SMU_Football, 45-0. Bryce Petty: 161 yds, 2 TD (did not play in the 2nd half - back injury).


He could have put up 2-3 more TDs

Mr_Tomahawk
09-01-2014, 10:39 AM
@CFBONFOX: #10 @BUFootball defeats @SMU_Football, 45-0. Bryce Petty: 161 yds, 2 TD (did not play in the 2nd half - back injury).


He could have put up 2-3 more TDs

His presence on the field impregnates the women in the stadium.

Mr_Tomahawk
09-12-2014, 06:03 PM
Game time bitches!

Over/under 400 yards, 4 TDs?

Mr_Tomahawk
09-12-2014, 06:25 PM
134 yards and a TD in the first 5 minutes....

Mr_Tomahawk
09-12-2014, 08:26 PM
Midway through the 3rd.....

382 yards and 3 TDs.

Coach may pull him though....or he would go for 500+ yards and 5 TDs.

OldSchool
09-12-2014, 08:29 PM
Bryce Petty is a system QB if I ever saw one. Maybe if we could get him in the 3rd or later I would be fine with it. The only Baylor prospect that I am interested in right now is Oakman.

Chief Roundup
09-12-2014, 08:31 PM
Is this person related to the Petty racing family?

Mr_Tomahawk
09-12-2014, 08:31 PM
416 Yards - 4 TDs

Rudy tossed tigger's salad
09-12-2014, 09:04 PM
Nick Florence

Mr_Tomahawk
09-12-2014, 09:12 PM
Nick Florence

didn't want to play in the NFL...

That's been documented. Smart guy.

Buehler445
09-13-2014, 12:00 AM
Who was that 390 lb motherfucker they were talking about early on on that rushing TD? Was he a guard? If so. What. The. Fuck. 390? Damn.

Dave Lane
09-13-2014, 08:50 AM
Scott free and Old School HATE this guy cuz he runs the ball. Terrible prospect worthless /blckbob old school