Nick Foles has the biggest wiener on the Philadelphia Eagles

[Hammock Parties]

I knew I wanted him on the Chiefs for a good reason.

http://www.outsports.com/2014/5/20/5735116/nick-foles-wiener-philadelphia-eagles-conner-barwin

Philadelphia Eagles linebacker Connor Barwin yesterday spilled the beans on the showers in the Philadelphia Eagles locker room when he told the world the team's biggest "wiener" belongs to quarterback Nick Foles. One of the arguments we hear against having gay men in the locker room is that they'll look at the penises of other men! (Clutching pearls.) Fact is, straight guys already do that plenty. This is case in point.

From Reddit, via Deadspin:

Lifelong Eagles fan jonnnnnnnnn: One factoid I'll never have access to: Biggest weiner in the locker room? My sleeper picks are Alex 'Moose Knuckle' Henery and Nasty Nate Allen. Your astute clarification would be appreciated.

Barwin: Doesn't the internet know it's Nick Foles? "I do not condone this reply." -- Evan Mathis

One of the many things I love about this is Barwin answered from the Philadelphia Eagles official account, and it was an official Eagles chat.

Also gotta love the shoutout to Eagles guard Evan Mathis. Not sure if it's just a joke or a special nod as a runner-up.

Hell, it's hard to tell if any of it was a joke or not. Either way, I know Eagles fans will be paying even closer attention to their quarterback this season.

[ModSocks]

As all Franchise QB's should. How are you suppose to lead a team of men if you don't have the biggest dick?

This is why Manziel and Murray will never be franchise QB's.

[ModSocks]

You guys think Gisele Bundchen hooked up with Brady because he's the QB of the Patriots?

Fuck no.

Everyone knows Super Models like the Big D.

[Titty Meat]

Clayton sucks the biggest weiner on this board

[KChiefs1]

As all Franchise QB's should. How are you suppose to lead a team of men if you don't have the biggest dick?

This is why Manziel and Murray will never be franchise QB's.

Penis size is the number one determination of a great QB.

[Mav]

As all Franchise QB's should. How are you suppose to lead a team of men if you don't have the biggest dick?

This is why Manziel and Murray will never be franchise QB's.


Ugh. Don't even get me started on that shrimp twat.

[Hammock Parties]

Clayton sucks the biggest weiner on this board

I do enjoy self-fellatio!

[LoneWolf]

I do enjoy self-fellatio!

There's no way anyone with the ability to suck their own dick has over 160,000 posts on an Internet forum. LIAR!!!!

[teedubya]

If there was a website, NFLDicks.com, I bet Clay would subscribe to it in the name of "research". heh

[teedubya]

There's no way anyone with the ability to suck their own dick has over 160,000 posts on an Internet forum. LIAR!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL ROFL :LOL: LMAO

That is funnier than shit.

[bowener]

Isn't the fucker like 6'7"? Seems expected. Plus he is a gangly white dude.

[HoneyBadger]

Add this measurable to the combine ASAP.

[rico]

I bet it takes a woman with a huge mouth to give him good fole-atio with the absence of teeth getting in the way and scraping.

[BullJunkandIron]

Based on jff hand size I bet his Winnie is also large. He had to get those handsbig doing something withem.

[Kman34]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cosby_weiner.gif
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dawgs.gif

[rico]

Based on jff hand size I bet his Winnie is also large. He had to get those handsbig doing something withem.

Who do you think has a bigger Winnie??!!?!?!?!?!

Foles??!?!?!

Or this guy:

http://earnthis.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/wonderyearss03e20.png

[Pitt Gorilla]

Q

See Clay's letter to Penthouse forum.

[Discuss Thrower]

Watch for when the day comes when cock size factors into franchise QB appraisal.

"I don't care if he gets 8.5 YPC, no QB has won a superbowl with less than a 5" x 2" penis"

[bowener]

http://i.imgur.com/4f0EIIl.gif

[mikey23545]

Obviously he should consider changing his name from Nick Foles to Dick Foles...

[tatorhog]

Watch for when the day comes when cock size factors into franchise QB appraisal.

"I don't care if he gets 8.5 YPC, no QB has won a superbowl with less than a 5" x 2" penis"

may have to rename it the wonderDic test for combine participants.

[Dave Lane]

Penis size is the number one determination of a great QB.

They gonna start measuring them at the combine?

[WhiteWhale]

Isn't the ****er like 6'7"? Seems expected. Plus he is a gangly white dude.

Seems expected, but the truth is that there has never been a connection between the two. Who gets a big wang seems entirely random. Sometimes it's the 5-8 160 pound dude packing the heat.

[rtmike]

My window for being the best QB the world has ever seen closed long ago. :thumb:

[tooge]

I knew I wanted him on the Chiefs for a good reason.

http://www.outsports.com/2014/5/20/5735116/nick-foles-wiener-philadelphia-eagles-conner-barwin

Cuz you like big cocks? Ok

[tooge]

Seems expected, but the truth is that there has never been a connection between the two. Who gets a big wang seems entirely random. Sometimes it's the 5-8 160 pound dude packing the heat.

I was told one of the differences between midgets and dwarfs is that midgets have regular dicks and dwarfs have little dwarf dicks. Not sure if true, but a regular dick on a midget would appear huge.

[Chief Roundup]

Oh this is new worthy. NOT

[threebag]

Turtled against the fade. Hell of a display of awesomeness

Keep throating them big dicks OP

[MahiMike]

Penis size is the number one determination of a great QB.

Sounds like we have a new combine measurement.

[cooper barrett]

I do enjoy self-fellatio!

Gumby, didn't have a cock, neither do you. STFU

[BigCatDaddy]

Teabag must have been doing an early morning search for Nick Foles dick pics.

[cooper barrett]

Watch for when the day comes when cock size factors into franchise QB appraisal.

"I don't care if he gets 8.5 YPC, no QB has won a superbowl with less than a 5" x 2" penis"



but that's less than 1/2 a penis. IJS:D:D:D:D

[Prison Bitch]

Biggest arm too, apparently

[Hammock Parties]

I KNEW there was a reason I liked him so much.

[RunKC]

Eagles Fan On Live TV After Game: “Wentz Goes Down, Big D*ck Nick Stepped The F*ck Up!”

http://dailysnark.com/eagles-fan-live-tv-wentz-goes-big-dck-nick-foles-steps-fck/

[Titty Meat]

KC Native has the biggest cock on this board

[Hammock Parties]

KC Native has the biggest cock on this board

I KNEW there was a reason I liked him so much.

[BigRedChief]

Chris Jones should be our QB.

[BigRedChief]

KC Native has the biggest cock on this boardUnfortunately we have seen the evidence.:eek:

On a side note, not everyone in the NFL can have a big cock. Law of averages. Wonder if people make fun of, talk about a players small cock behind his back, look at him differently? Middle school locker room attitudes as adult professionals.

[ChiTown]

https://m.imgur.com/t/puppy/GOZjDnS

[srvy]

In football its not the length or girth of your member its the size of your balls. Some have hogballs and others BB balls, Alex Smith falls in the latter sadly.

[Prison Bitch]

Does Foles use Gingko?

[Best22]

Unfortunately we have seen the evidence.:eek:

On a side note, not everyone in the NFL can have a big cock. Law of averages. Wonder if people make fun of, talk about a players small cock behind his back, look at him differently? Middle school locker room attitudes as adult professionals.

I've heard they mock them publicly in the locker room

I read one that allegedly said: "Do you piss on your balls?" ROFL

[KChiefs1]

Long Dong Silver.

[ptlyon]

Don't care about foles' dick, just wish this team had balls