-- Did Parker single-handedly save the Planet?

[Simply Red]

Htismaqe apparently rejuvenated this forum with a simple - 'Where the hell is everybody?" thread.

I'm not sure what the magic behind it was, exactly. But seemingly - he has single-handedly saved Chiefs Planet from becoming Buzzfeed.

Thank you Parker - thank you for years of service to this NFL fashioned community.

you sir - YOU GO BOY!

No poll for now - but please offer up simple thank yous to this spectacular poster who in May of 2014 - 14 long years after his born on date ------ has saved our planet!


Glorify him and recognize the talent that saved us all as a community.


Thanks again sir. Job well done.

I will now wait until Friday night to move forward on any food threads.

Glad we're back!

[Just Passin' By]

If threads about ground flax seed and the Long John Silver nonsense are what results from 'saving' the Planet, he should have let it die.

[Deberg_1990]

When will someone rescue us from Claythan?
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[Simply Red]

If threads about ground flax seed and the Long John Silver nonsense are what results from 'saving' the Planet, he should have let it die.

we must have variety and character in the offseason. Respect the cock.

[Eleazar]

Merely a blip on an otherwise uninterupted downward trajectory.

[Simply Red]

I agree we need a new dumbass though.

[Simply Red]

CROWN HIS ASS FOLKS! LET'S DO IT!

[keg in kc]

Who?

[Tribal Warfare]

The Offseason always spur this type of shit amirite?

[Eleazar]

I agree we need a new dumbass though.

We have exponentially more dumbasses than in the past. We just don't have a reigning dumbass king.

In the past there have been the Goatses and the Hooties and the Comos and the Meccas and the Knowmos. They are still around, but their novelty act has passed them by and they just join the chorus. CP dumbasses are poor players who strut and fret their hour on the stage and are heard no more.

But there isn't anyone who is current right now. There is nothing comparable to the brain trusts or the drafttabulators or Geno Mafia or whomever, laying waste to every thread.

People need a bad guy and we don't have one right now.

[Simply Red]

The Offseason always spur this type of shit amirite?

I think it's a contributing factor - shore.

but we WERE losing our burst quite a bit, pretty much since spring break. Things were really dismal. We should all be thankful to have Parker spearhead these sort of recovery threads.

[Eleazar]

By the way, I think the "where is everyone" thread was actually a parody of my "Where is FAX" thread?

So, FAX actually saved the planet without even knowing it. Another reason why we should bring back FAX with a hero's welcome.

[Just Passin' By]

we must have variety and character in the offseason. Respect the cock.

We already had Clay's pair of threads about pooping. The flax thread added neither variety nor character.

[el borracho]

Saved the planet? Big deal... Will Smith has saved the planet at least 8 times.

[vailpass]

We have exponentially more dumbasses than in the past. We just don't have a reigning dumbass king.

In the past there have been the Goatses and the Hooties and the Comos and the Meccas and the Knowmos. They are still around, but their novelty act has passed them by and they just join the chorus. CP dumbasses are poor players who strut and fret their hour on the stage and are heard no more.

But there isn't anyone who is current right now. There is nothing comparable to the brain trusts or the drafttabulators or Geno Mafia or whomever, laying waste to every thread.

People need a bad guy and we don't have one right now.
Go Broncos!

[htismaqe]

we must have variety and character in the offseason. Respect the cock.

mkSSoanA2YU

[htismaqe]

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[BigMeatballDave]

Go Broncos!

LOL

Had Knowmo said this, I'd have told him to Fuck off.

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[Pasta Little Brioni]

When will someone rescue us from Claythan?
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Shortly after they do so from your horrible threads

[Pasta Little Brioni]

A FAX heel turn is the only true way to save this place

[vailpass]

LOL

Had Knowmo said this, I'd have told him to **** off.

I tried...

[Hammock Parties]

CP dumbasses are poor players who strut and fret their hour on the stage and are heard no more.
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This is so true.

I'm struggling in retirement.

[lcarus]

If threads about ground flax seed and the Long John Silver nonsense are what results from 'saving' the Planet, he should have let it die.

Not to mention threads with jerking off Abe Vigoda in exchange for 5 minutes of doing god knows what with some King Kong-sized bitches feet...

[htismaqe]

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[Eleazar]

A FAX heel turn is the only true way to save this place

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[BigMeatballDave]

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How about a greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray.

[SAUTO]

hey I tried to help, then im gone a couple hours and the assholes shit all over the 101 thread...

[Dunerdr]

I assumed Ron Parker saved us. My bad.

[BigBeauford]

Bring back SDH.

[ModSocks]

We have exponentially more dumbasses than in the past. We just don't have a reigning dumbass king.

In the past there have been the Goatses and the Hooties and the Comos and the Meccas and the Knowmos. They are still around, but their novelty act has passed them by and they just join the chorus. CP dumbasses are poor players who strut and fret their hour on the stage and are heard no more.

But there isn't anyone who is current right now. There is nothing comparable to the brain trusts or the drafttabulators or Geno Mafia or whomever, laying waste to every thread.

People need a bad guy and we don't have one right now.

You don't see very many "bad guys" after winning seasons. There's not nearly as much to be angry about.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Bring back SDH.

Yes please.