-- Give me one guarantee for the Chiefs in 2014

[Simply Red]

Well they were doing this on NFLn with other teams.

Let's open it up here on CP.

I'd be interested in hearing your ONE guarantee for the Chiefs in 2014.

What would you say?

[BlackHelicopters]

Eight games at Arrowhead

[007]

Another year without a playoff win

[Simply Red]

Eight games at Arrowhead

solid.

[Rasputin]

Andy Reid is too fat/Omaha

[JoeyChuckles]

I guarantee that our defense and offense will both rank higher than last year at the end of the season.

[ChiTown]

Another year without a playoff win

Slam dunk

[BullJunkandIron]

Thomas > 2K APY

[Predarat]

If they make the playoffs they will choke the game away in heartbreaking fashion.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

They lose more games than they win.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

They win more games than they lose.

[Dayze]

I think they're good for 2 surprising road wins.

this will in turn lead us to be overly optimistic about them, and ultimately be kicked in the balls towards the last few games of the season.

[RealSNR]

Eric Fisher sucks

[TEX]

The OL will be bottom 5 in the league...:cuss:

[Deberg_1990]

Alex Smith will start some games and play well.
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[DMAC]

A rough start, but solid end.

[noa]

Tamba Hali gets held
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[AndChiefs]

They will win more than some and lose more than others.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Emmanuel Sanders gets layed the fug out at some point by one of our defenders.

[Buehler445]

Fisher misses at least 1 game due to injury.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Fisher misses at least 1 game due to injury.

Hope you're wrong but I know you're right. Fisher may be the key to this season being good or bad.

[Pablo]

Two guarantees.

Pain.

And disappointment.

[Dayze]

turning off at least 2 games at half-time.

[Pablo]

Sorry to make a mess of this thing, SR. I went back and read the OP and you said ONE guarantee. So strike my previous post and I'll give you ONE guarantee.

Disappointment.

[loochy]

Win at least 1 game and lose at least 1 game.

[CanadianChief]

Alex Smith does not throw for 300 yards in a game.

[ChiTown]

turning off at least 2 games at half-time.

:LOL: - was thinking something similar. I'm generally good for that every year...............but then I can't resist, and I turn the game back on in the 4th qtr. I'm a glutton for punishment.

[Hoover]

Smith gets hurt and misses 5 games, Chiefs miss playoffs

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Winning record

[scho63]

They lose more games than they win.

Count me in on this one! :thumb:

[chiefs1111]

Bowe will point at his name on the back of his jersey and someone here will bitch about it.

[Nzoner]

The Chiefs will play in primetime

[Beef Supreme]

The tailgating won't suck.

[Dayze]

:LOL: - was thinking something similar. I'm generally good for that every year...............but then I can't resist, and I turn the game back on in the 4th qtr. I'm a glutton for punishment.

I've done the same. lol. I'm no quitter!

[Rain Man]

We will miss a field goal that is both important and relatively easy.

[ILChief]

Clay will gripe about every move the chiefs make

[RunKC]

Andy Reid will give out free cheeseburgers

[sd4chiefs]

Some how, some way, the season will end badly.

[Halfcan]

Chiefs won't make the playoffs this year and will finish 3rd in the division at 7-9.

The O line and our secondary are trash and will cost us any chance at a run.

[Big Poppa Payne]

None of the Chiefs will commit suicide.

[Why Not?]

We will miss a field goal that is both important and relatively easy.

On this note, I predict Succop doesn't make it through 2014 with the Chiefs

[Dayze]

Alex will miss 1 or more games.

[ehasegolf15]

Chiefs will lose a game

[Pasta Little Brioni]

If we win the dipshits here will say the tough schedule was a "mirage" and easy as fuck

[saphojunkie]

Chiefs win the division.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

No one not even Dorsey will steal Andy s sammich

[Kansas City Kid]

Someone will get murdered in the parking lot.

[dj56dt58]

Kc wolf runs over 7 cheerleaders and crashes his 4 wheeler into the goal posts at halftime and is arrested for dwi after getting tased for fighting the cops. The cheerleaders look better after getting run over

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Smed gets drunk as fack and returns to posting

[Silock]

Disappointment

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Alex plays smart, efficient, winning football and people bitch about it....Fuck fantasy football

[The Franchise]

Flowers is gone before the start of the regular season.

[Ceej]

They will wish they were WWE superstars because they're by far superior athletes.

[Dayze]

Kc wolf runs over 7 cheerleaders and crashes his 4 wheeler into the goal posts at halftime and is arrested for dwi after getting tased for fighting the cops. The cheerleaders look better after getting run over

KC Wolf will be high on PCP.

[Chief Roundup]

Flowers is gone before the start of the regular season.

The timing would be stupid. We would then have a bunch of cap space that we wouldn't use.

[Iconic]

Dee Ford will make people eat crow.

[Chief Roundup]

GoChiefs will slam the Chiefs no matter what. :p

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Swept by Denver. Again.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Dee Ford will make people eat crow.

Agreed.

[FlaChief58]

Chiefs fans everywhere will be disappointed in the season.

[The Franchise]

The timing would be stupid. We would then have a bunch of cap space that we wouldn't use.

Berry. Houston.

[rico]

Dee Ford will be juked out by a running back.

[ChiefsCountry]

Alexuals will make every excuse in the book to defend him.

[KCinNY]

Week in and week out, Eric Fisher looks utterly hopeless as an NFL Left Tackle.

[Mav]

Alexuals will make every excuse in the book to defend him.

Much like you said we would have to do last year. Am I Rite?

What was so wrong with Alex Smith last year?

One Guarantee for the Chiefs. The defense wont wilt like it did last year.

[Chief Roundup]

Berry. Houston.

Do you really think we will extend any of our players between now and mid/late season?

[MahiMike]

We will split with every team in our division.

[Deberg_1990]

We beat the Broncos both times!








































Then lose to them in the playoffs......
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[rico]

Much like you said we would have to do last year. Am I Rite?

What was so wrong with Alex Smith last year?

One Guarantee for the Chiefs. The defense wont wilt like it did last year.

I sure hope not... our lack of stamina, depth and well, competence on D at the end of last year was catastrophic.

[jd1020]

They'll play 8 games at Arrowhead.

[Mr. Laz]

Eric Fisher sucks

If he doesn't will you punch yourself in the face 5 times and post a vine of it?

[LoneWolf]

They'll play 8 games at Arrowhead.

jd1020 will Q a post from the same thread.

[jd1020]

jd1020 will Q a post from the same thread.

Mofucka, I'm not reading through 5 pages to make sure I'm not the only one going out on that limb.

[Mr. Laz]

ChiefsCountry will continue to suck the dick of virtually every QB in the NFL not on the Chiefs' roster.


oops ... i guess that's more of a CP guarantee than Chiefs

[Bearcat]

A QB that was drafted by the Chiefs won't win a game for the 74th year in a row.

[Just Passin' By]

They won't lose on Sunday, October 12th.

[rico]

They won't lose on Sunday, October 12th.

Bye week?

[ChiefsCountry]

ChiefsCountry will continue to suck the dick of virtually every QB in the NFL not on the Chiefs' roster.


oops ... i guess that's more of a CP guarantee than Chiefs

I'm pretty happy with Aaron Murray actually. Bray is okay. Smith and Daniel are turds though.

[Discuss Thrower]

There will be at least one game where a lot of people bitch about clock management.

[TribalElder]

I guarantee that they disappoint me

[Coochie liquor]

Alex Smith throws less ints than Peyton Manning.

[BlackHelicopters]

They'll play 8 games at Arrowhead.

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[NinerDoug]

They will sweep the Raiders. :)

[NinerDoug]

They will make an unprecedented deal with Cleveland's MLB franchise to solve the age old problem of there being too many Chiefs and not enough Indians.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Top 10 defense

[Don Corlemahomes]

Jamal Charles will have unprotected sex with your mother in a bamboo hammock. It will break midcoitus. JC will be out for 7 games with an inflamed, engorged penis secondary to damage sustained in the accident, and everyone will shun you here.

Go Chiefs 2014!

[Rausch]

I guarantee the Chiefs don't win 10 games...

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Reid will be fat

[Rausch]

Reid will be fat

Winner...

[lcarus]

D Thomas will have over 1000 APY

[gblowfish]

Ticket prices will not go down.

[Discuss Thrower]

Ticket prices will not go down.

Your choice to be a fan.

[Baby Lee]

@Steelers will be the game that decides playoffs, Chargers game will be meaningless again this year, one way or another.

Almost went with NFCW<20@game given up by our D, so that's my backup. Though my gut says one rando game among those 4 will be higher scoring, like 33-30 either way.

[bevischief]

Another year without a playoff win

This. Unless the football gods really feeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sorry for us...

[mikey23545]

Sorry, guess this will be a meta-guarantee:

Alex Smith will make fans happy he signed a $100 million dollar extension; Eric Fisher makes his first Pro Bowl; Chiefs win at least 10 games; KC wins a wild-card birth and a playoff game.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I am feeling a playoff win this year too. Bookmark it!

[BigMeatballDave]

I am feeling a playoff win this year too. Bookmark it!

HOMER!

[Bugeater]

I'm sure this is a repost, but I guarantee they won't win a playoff game.

[Easy 6]

The Chiefs will win atleast 9 regular season games.

[Mr. Laz]

This. Unless the football gods really feeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sorry for us...

pfft ... football gods have been kicking the fuck out of us for years

[pugsnotdrugs19]

There is something to be said for the experience these players gained last year. They know what it's like now to play like and with the big boys, to be targeted. The schedule is tough, but still the easiest in the whole division. I think injuries would have to occur to win the division, but a wild card should be expectation. This OL isn't going to be near as bad as some think, and it's the main 'issue'.

EDIT: It's no coincidence that the offense straight took off in that last half. They know Reid's system now, and it showed. Starting to use no huddle in OTA's, who knows what that could mean.

[OldSchool]

If the majority of our key players stay healthy, we will win a playoff game but people will still bitch about the team.

[TLO]

Alex Smith will start all 16 regular season games.

[KCrockaholic]

Andy Reid will give out cheeseburgers after a win.

[bevischief]

pfft ... football gods have been kicking the **** out of us for years

That's why I will be surprised if they make it. I think it will postive wins but not good enough for the playoffs. I hope I wrong just don't see it yet.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

HOMER!

Have you seen your roast yet?

[BigMeatballDave]

Have you seen your roast yet?

Yes. It's hilarious.

[ping2000]

Bowe misses flight following the Denver game. Is found three days later in gutter covered with Cheetos.

[Beerthirty]

Ed Hoculi will do a flagless game.:D

[Lightrise]

Bray is too good to cut - makes the team. Frankie Hammond makes a splash at the slot. By November Hali just starts to look old compared to Ford. Secondary problems solved. Poe can't do it all, unfortunately. Alex Smith has fantastic year. Harris drops too many passes when it counts. Kelce is a flop. Fisher struggles again. DAT makes everyone forget about McCluster before the end of September. Chiefs still can't beat the Colts in the playoffs, and the word Jinx takes hold in a long term problem. Somebody else is going to have to eliminate that team for us ever to have a chance to move on.

The guarantee - Kelce is a flop.

[Prison Bitch]

Daniel will get a start. And we will lose that game.

[Chiefaholic]

Chiefs make and win a playoff game

[ThaVirus]

I guarantee the Chiefs don't win 10 games...


You thinking 11? 12?

[milkman]

The Chiefs will play football.

[Kaepernick]

I guarantee Charles will be your leading receiver. AGAIN.

I can also guarantee Bowe won't get near 1,000 yards receiving.

[Mojo Jojo]

I will eat a chili cheeseburger and wonder what is Katie Horner up to.

[Buzz]

Of the 53 man roster, at least one chiefs player will step in dog shit and say God dammit!

[LOCOChief]

Win the division.

[Chief Roundup]

Weston Dressler will make the final roster.

[Kaepernick]

I will eat a chili cheeseburger and wonder what is Katie Horner up to.

Andy Reid will eat a chili cheeseburger off of one of Katie Horner's body parts. Without using his fingers.

Uggghhh! I'm blind!

[OldSchool]

I guarantee Charles will be your leading receiver. AGAIN.

I can also guarantee Bowe won't get near 1,000 yards receiving.

Not a stretch with Charles considering the system that Reid runs and the fact that he is the best weapon on the offensive side of the ball.

Bowe will get close to 1k. If Alex could get a lazy Crabtree who never participated in TC with him to nearly 900 yards in 15 games while playing in a heavy run-first offense with a completely new coaching staff; he can get Bowe to 1k+ in year 2 of a much more pass oriented offense without too much trouble. It all really depends on whether or not the reports are true about Bowe changing his routine and getting into better shape in order to play faster. If both guys stay healthy then that benchmark should be no problem at all.

[Reerun_KC]

Typical suckage embraced by the true fans.

[Reerun_KC]

Hope and noise.

[chiefs1111]

Weston Dressler will be the next Sean lachapelle

[teedubya]

Chunt will continue to love his Dallas FC Soccer team more.

[007]

I'm sure this is a repost, but I guarantee they won't win a playoff game.

JFC you are slow. that was covered 123 posts ago.

[CoMoChief]

I guarantee our CB's will suck ass this season.

[chiefs1111]

De'Anthony Thomas will have at least 1 kick return and 1 punt return for a TD this season

[Coochie liquor]

Typical suckage embraced by the true fans.

My CP guarantee is that Reerun will finally come out of the closet. But even with that "large load" off his shoulders he'll still come on here with no new material and will continue to act like a troll who's hung like a newborn Asian baby! Poor Reerun....

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Count Zarth will embrace his Lil Chiefy

[WeathermanKumke]

Chiefs will beat Patriots on MNF by atleast 17 points.

[DTLB58]

Dee Ford Defensive ROY.

[TEX]

The O-line will be one of the worst in the NFL.

[TEX]

Weston Dressler will be the next Sean lachapelle

He's not tall enough...

[Dave Lane]

Alex Smith will start all 16 regular season games.

Not a chance

[CoMoChief]

De'Anthony Thomas will have at least 1 kick return and 1 punt return for a TD this season

Can't wait to see him do KR....have a feeling it's going to be something special.

He won't get taken down from behind like DMC did. He's more shifty and can get up into that 2nd gear and run away from people....DMC couldn't do that.

.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Also can't wait to see DAT on ST's. Everyone succeeds with Toub, and that's why McCluster won't be missed.

But really, this team and it's season depend on the OL. I would say it ends up as Fisher, Allen, Hudson, Johnson, and Donald. I think Fulton/LDT both have the look to take over a job but we'll see how they develop. If they do a good job and improve (as one should expect), we will be a 10 win team, or better. If they don't? It's 7-9 probably.

[Dave Lane]

Also can't wait to see DAT on ST's. Everyone succeeds with Toub, and that's why McCluster won't be missed.

But really, this team and it's season depend on the OL. I would say it ends up as Fisher, Allen, Hudson, Johnson, and Donald. I think Fulton/LDT both have the look to take over a job but we'll see how they develop. If they do a good job and improve (as one should expect), we will be a 10 win team, or better. If they don't? It's 7-9 probably.

Stop trying to hedge your bets. Go full homer. Do it now.

[Red And Yellow]

We win more games then the USA today project us to (4). And If I see Nate Davis (the guy who made that horrible projection) I will punch him in the face

[Kaepernick]

AJ Jenkins will still suck. If he even makes the team.

[Red And Yellow]

AJ Jenkins will still suck. If he even makes the team.

Have fun with Baldwin

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Stop trying to hedge your bets. Go full homer. Do it now.

That statement makes me a homer? Cause I said if our biggest question mark does well we will win 10? Seems pretty fair...

[RunKC]

I'll name more than one.

-Dee Ford gets at least 7 sacks unless he gets hurt.
-Mike Catapano will take Mike DeVito's job by the end of the season.
-Demetrius Harris will play this year and be a pleasant surprise, but nothing to write home about.
-Travis Kelce will have a nice season and be a weapon defenses will know about.
-Sanders Commings will look like Ed Reed this year compared to Kendrick Lewis last year simply because he will be a solid player who can tackle.
-This defense will be top 10 and won't flatline like it did last year.
-Knile Davis will keep showing us that his going to be a very good RB who has us very excited for the future.
-De'Anthony Thomas will be a top 10 returner and do just as much as Dexter McCluster ever did in a season on offense.
-Vance Walker will be a nice addition and will help this front 7 be better in the pass rush.

-Joe Mays will piss us all off.

[New World Order]

Tamba Hali will get hurt this year.

[cosmo20002]

Give me one guarantee for the Chiefs in 2014


Loads and loads of trap games.

[RealSNR]

I'll name more than one.

-Dee Ford gets at least 7 sacks unless he gets hurt.
-Mike Catapano will take Mike DeVito's job by the end of the season.
-Demetrius Harris will play this year and be a pleasant surprise, but nothing to write home about.
-Travis Kelce will have a nice season and be a weapon defenses will know about.
-Sanders Commings will look like Ed Reed this year compared to Kendrick Lewis last year simply because he will be a solid player who can tackle.
-This defense will be top 10 and won't flatline like it did last year.
-Knile Davis will keep showing us that his going to be a very good RB who has us very excited for the future.
-De'Anthony Thomas will be a top 10 returner and do just as much as Dexter McCluster ever did in a season on offense.
-Vance Walker will be a nice addition and will help this front 7 be better in the pass rush.

-Joe Mays will piss us all off.
Husain Abdullah will start.

Bank on it.

[mschiefs1984]

Alex Smith won't complete every pass this year

[cdcox]

I'll go with two:

Regardless of who fills the position, high safety will continue to be a point of frustration for Chiefs fans.

The Chiefs will win at least 6 games.

[Hammock Parties]

Count Zarth will embrace his Lil Chiefy

It is too late for me, my son.

http://i.imgur.com/oGPeY5Gl.jpg

[crazycoffey]

No chief player, coach or executive (or family members there of) will die swimming in shit for a cell phone. Regrettably.......?