You guys are a bunch of fat fucks.

[Direckshun]

Sitting around all day, talking food about 60% of the time.

I hope to god you guys have chair reinforcements.

[TimBone]

Yep. Cheeseburger in my left hand, gun in my right hand. Murica, motherfucker.

[Hammock Parties]

Let's talk about our 4th string safety or how much Republicans suck instead.

[tk13]

IT'S GOLDEN CORRAL TIME, WOMAN!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Well go to the "roast" thread then. Wait a minute...

[58-4ever]

It's Simply Red's doing, and he's one handsome dude. You must be uninformed.

[Just Passin' By]

Sitting around all day, talking food about 60% of the time.

I hope to god you guys have chair reinforcements.

We're all going to kick your ass just as soon as we finish eating these meatballs, biscuits and gravy, fair fare, Grandy's, hot beef sandwiches, chili cheeseburgers and lemon pie!











Ummm..... wait... skip that lemon pie part.

[Deberg_1990]

Sitting around all day, talking food about 60% of the time.

I hope to god you guys have chair reinforcements.

Relax, it's the offseason yo

[siberian khatru]

We're all going to kick your ass just as soon as we finish eating these meatballs, biscuits and gravy, fair fare, Grandy's, hot beef sandwiches, chili cheeseburgers and lemon pie!











Ummm..... wait... skip that lemon pie part.


LMAO

[TLO]

How do you all feel about potato chips?

[Hammock Parties]

How do you all feel about potato chips?

Sun chips FTW.

If I have to eat potato chips give me some kettle chips.

[srvy]

Lays Classic reminds me of the Kitty Clover from the manor bakery wagon from yester year. They cam in a big round box full of salty backed goodness.

Guys BBQ are pretty good still.

[Iowanian]

Sitting around all day, talking food about 60% of the time.

I hope to god you guys have chair reinforcements.


I figured out where I know you from....


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[Coochie liquor]

Maybe we need a "which Chiefs players remind you of a food" thread.

[beach tribe]

Tornado alley

Everyone is fat so they'll stay on the ground.

[Discuss Thrower]

Speaking of eating I heard you eat penis on the daily like Kobayashi

[Pasta Little Brioni]

So that's why they call him D.

[Buzz]

If by fat you mean well endowed, then yes, I am.

[Why Not?]

Damn right! I just got done eating two microwave hotdogs covered on cheese

[Predarat]

Bloomberg is contacting the FCC trying to get this site banned.

[FlaChief58]

I'm not fat dammit! I'm big boned

[bevischief]

I weigh less now than when I went to basic and those who have seen me last. Screw you! That was almost 20 years ago.

[Chief Roundup]

Some of us can eat whatever we want as much as we want and hardly ever gain a pound for all the heavy eating.

[CoMoChief]

How do you all feel about potato chips?

THESE......are the shit. If you have a chance to get some at your next grocery store visit....pick these up. They're jean creamin good.

http://www.taquitos.net/im/sn/Lays-40-JalaChed.jpg

[TimBone]

I weigh less now than when I went to basic and those who have seen me last. Screw you! That was almost 20 years ago.

That's the aids.

[FlaChief58]

That's the aids.

That's so 90's. All the cool kids are on the antifreeze diet

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I weigh less now than when I went to basic and those who have seen me last. Screw you! That was almost 20 years ago.

What part got lost in the wood chipper?

[98 SR20]

Yep. Cheeseburger in my left hand, gun in my right hand. Murica, mother****er.

Yes sir. :thumb:

[MTG#10]

Best potato chips Ive ever had were only sold on the east coast as far as I know, I had to have a family member ship me a few bags once or twice a year. They were called Gibble's, cooked in pure lard. Pretty sure they're no longer being made now though unfortunately.

[Bowser]

But does your girlfriend let you PIIHB?

[Just Passin' By]

Best potato chips Ive ever had were only sold on the east coast as far as I know, I had to have a family member ship me a few bags once or twice a year. They were called Gibble's, cooked in pure lard. Pretty sure they're no longer being made now though unfortunately.

http://www.pennlive.com/food/index.ssf/2014/04/gibbles_chips_return_where_can.html

http://gibblesfoods.com/

[MTG#10]

But does your girlfriend let you PIIHB?

Only if she's really drunk.

http://www.pennlive.com/food/index.ssf/2014/04/gibbles_chips_return_where_can.html

http://gibblesfoods.com/

Nice!

Just placed an order...$25 for 4 8oz bags...a little steep but they're worth it.

[milkman]

I weigh less now than when I went to basic and those who have seen me last. Screw you! That was almost 20 years ago.

I weigh 30 lbs more now than I did went I went to boot camp.

Of course, I only weighed 115 at that time.

[MTG#10]

I weigh 30 lbs more now than I did went I went to boot camp.

Of course, I only weighed 115 at that time.

Are you 5'2" ?

[milkman]

Are you 5'2" ?

Just under 5'7"

[listopencil]

THESE......are the shit. If you have a chance to get some at your next grocery store visit....pick these up. They're jean creamin good.

http://www.taquitos.net/im/sn/Lays-40-JalaChed.jpg


Yup. I rarely have chips but those are pretty good.

[listopencil]

I weigh 30 lbs more now than I did went I went to boot camp.

Of course, I only weighed 115 at that time.

Got out of boot camp: 215.

Right now: 205.

I start to look sickly at 195.

[Gadzooks]

Are you 5'2"?

[listopencil]

Are you 5'2"?

Who, me?

[Gadzooks]

Who, me?

Yeah... Sorry Listo, just yanking your chain.
If you were in Missouri it would be normal. I assume you're about 6'1" to 6'3".

I'm 6'4" and went down to 195 in my early 20's. I looked like a lollipop with Aids.

Now I go from 215 to 220, (depending on my loaf pinching schedule) but I have to work out to keep from looking "chubby".

[bevischief]

What part got lost in the wood chipper?

The backend.

[bevischief]

That's the aids.

The aids can kiss my ass. I have already killed one bike/midget.

[milkman]

The aids can kiss my ass. I have already killed one bike/midget.

Midget porn on a bike?

[Buzz]

Yeah... Sorry Listo, just yanking your chain.
If you were in Missouri it would be normal. I assume you're about 6'1" to 6'3".

I'm 6'4" and went down to 195 in my early 20's. I looked like a lollipop with Aids.

Now I go from 215 to 220, (depending on my loaf pinching schedule) but I have to work out to keep from looking "chubby".

So you look down on anyone smaller than you and no one in Missouri is taller than 5'2"?

[bevischief]

Midget porn on a bike?

Not saying statute of limitations.

[Saccopoo]

But does your girlfriend let you PIIHB?

That makes you the ghey.

Guys have an asshole just like chicks.

Putting a dick in the butt is putting a dick in the butt.

And unless you let your girlfriend plow your ass with a strap-on, you are the hypocritical ghey, which is significantly worse than just a standard ghey.

Your girlfriends asshole is no different than yours or your buddies at work. You might as well just start sticking your dick in any ass if that's your thing.

[TLO]

That makes you the ghey.

Guys have an asshole just like chicks.

Putting a dick in the butt is putting a dick in the butt.

And unless you let your girlfriend plow your ass with a strap-on, you are the hypocritical ghey, which is significantly worse than just a standard ghey.

Your girlfriends asshole is no different than yours or your buddies at work. You might as well just start sticking your dick in any ass if that's your thing.

LMAO

[listopencil]

Yeah... Sorry Listo, just yanking your chain.
If you were in Missouri it would be normal. I assume you're about 6'1" to 6'3".

I'm 6'4" and went down to 195 in my early 20's. I looked like a lollipop with Aids.

Now I go from 215 to 220, (depending on my loaf pinching schedule) but I have to work out to keep from looking "chubby".

In reality I am only 5'9". I am very solid.

[Gadzooks]

So you look down on anyone smaller than you and no one in Missouri is taller than 5'2"?

No, no, no...
I'm saying that a 5'2" person in Missouri would consider 205lbs a healthy weight.

BTW - I do look down on people who are smaller than me and look up to people who are taller, unless we're lying down.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Gadzooks that is fucking stupid. No we don't.

[Gadzooks]

Gadzooks that is ****ing stupid. No we don't.

Sure you don't... and you don't all have mullets or a bald head with a goatee and you don't all drive camaros...:rolleyes:

As far as I understood, the only skinny folks in Missouri are on Meth.:p

[GloryDayz]

Sitting around all day, talking food about 60% of the time.

I hope to god you guys have chair reinforcements.

You sound hungry..

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[beach tribe]

That makes you the ghey.

Guys have an asshole just like chicks.

Putting a dick in the butt is putting a dick in the butt.

And unless you let your girlfriend plow your ass with a strap-on, you are the hypocritical ghey, which is significantly worse than just a standard ghey.

Your girlfriends asshole is no different than yours or your buddies at work. You might as well just start sticking your dick in any ass if that's your thing.

Wow.
I'm pretty sure that if you think that is the same thing, then you are, in fact, a latent pole smoker.

Which really explains....so much.

[listopencil]

That makes you the ghey.

Guys have an asshole just like chicks.

Putting a dick in the butt is putting a dick in the butt.

And unless you let your girlfriend plow your ass with a strap-on, you are the hypocritical ghey, which is significantly worse than just a standard ghey.

Your girlfriends asshole is no different than yours or your buddies at work. You might as well just start sticking your dick in any ass if that's your thing.

It's not the "in the butt" that makes it gay, it's the "with a guy" that makes it gay.

[GloryDayz]

That makes you the ghey.

Guys have an asshole just like chicks.

Putting a dick in the butt is putting a dick in the butt.

And unless you let your girlfriend plow your ass with a strap-on, you are the hypocritical ghey, which is significantly worse than just a standard ghey.

Your girlfriends asshole is no different than yours or your buddies at work. You might as well just start sticking your dick in any ass if that's your thing.

I'm pretty sure my doctor would NOT agree that my hairy asshole is the same.

[BigCatDaddy]

That makes you the ghey.

Guys have an asshole just like chicks.

Putting a dick in the butt is putting a dick in the butt.

And unless you let your girlfriend plow your ass with a strap-on, you are the hypocritical ghey, which is significantly worse than just a standard ghey.

Your girlfriends asshole is no different than yours or your buddies at work. You might as well just start sticking your dick in any ass if that's your thing.

So is receiving a BJ the ghey? Since you know both men and women have mouths and all.

[Gadzooks]

I'm pretty sure my doctor would NOT agree that my hairy asshole is the same.

I've seen some horrible things on the internet that do not support your theory.

[Gadzooks]

So is receiving a BJ the ghey? Since you know both men and women have mouths and all.

I guess you may be right. I've always thought your Mom's mustache tickled.

[jdubya]

Yep. Cheeseburger in my left hand, gun in my right hand. Murica, mother****er.

Only response I have read so far and it is perfect. Thumbs up

[bevischief]

You sound hungry..

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LMAO

[Saccopoo]

So is receiving a BJ the ghey? Since you know both men and women have mouths and all.

Like NPH at the Tonies.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Gazooks is really an awful poster

[Simply Red]

Unless he'd created it - or fluffed it, he won't acknowledge them nor participate, Until further notice I'm upset with Direckshun for shunning the food threads and overall disdain for any food topics here on Chiefsplanet.

It's up to you bud to save our relationship - you can start by apologizing. My box is always open for you!

[gblowfish]

Lays Classic reminds me of the Kitty Clover from the manor bakery wagon from yester year. They cam in a big round box full of salty backed goodness.

Guys BBQ are pretty good still.

Don't forget the Guy's nuts!

[Eleazar]

I dunno, when you see pictures of CPers or read the threads where people talk about weight loss, you think everyone here is 250+ and numerous are 300+ . But the general public in the midwest and south is pretty fat.

[lcarus]

I'm a skinny fuck and I love the food threads.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I have received word that Direckshun's stock on the list isn't the greatest right now

[Simply Red]

I have received word that Direckshun's stock on the list isn't the greatest right now

who?

[loochy]

So is Direckshun the same guy as Loneiguana or not? That still confuses me.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

So is Direckshun the same guy as Loneiguana or not? That still confuses me.

D is Voyager

[Pasta Little Brioni]

who?

Teh unnamed listmaker is not happy with him.